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My Japanese name: 由貴 Yuki (meaningful value) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations) xD Find your name japanese name here http:///widgets/toys/namegen/969/

Name: Yeah as if but call me Fate, Kiki, Kiwi, Laura, Si (i love the person who came up with that lol), Sin, or Ina! xD I have many names.

Age: 14 turning 15

I'm In-Love! With the most wonderful guy on earth! =). Copy and Paste this to your profile and you love someone so much you'd die for them.

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84 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1.Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every loud when Bella is around to hear it.

2. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

3. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob.

4. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.

5. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

6. For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

7. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

8. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

9. Color on all his Bella pictures with permanent to replace them.

10. Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween. (A.N. That has got to be the easiest costume for him!)

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

12. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a DOG.

13. Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants him a liar when he says no.

14. Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been 'doing' things with him. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

15. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn. (A.N. I love that show on youtube!)

16. Make him watch the 'Twilight' movie.

17. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

18. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

19. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

20. Ask him if he's ever done it. When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

21. Make him watch 'Hairspray' with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

22. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his stereo.

23. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him constantly.

24. Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

25. Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

26. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

27. When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

28. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire. (A.N. Or have ane burn it mentally, and she'll be happy since she can't burn Bella either.)

29. Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

30. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

31. Volunteer him for a blood drive.

32. Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy. (Voldemort. The bald guy who wants to kill Harry.)

33. Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

34. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

35. Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

36. Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

37. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

38. Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as 'Barney' and 'The Wiggles'.

39. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

40. Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

41. Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school.

42. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

43. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes
Sit in his room and stare at him for hours. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

44. Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

45. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

46. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land! "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc

47. Make him watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

48. Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

49. Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around.

50. Give his number to Jessica, and tell her he’s interested.

51. Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party.

52. Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

53. Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them.

54. Watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

55. Refer to him as "Eddie".

56. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his Volvo as ransom.

57. Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

58. Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

59. Sing "I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves" in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guarenteed. (A.N. That pretty much is the song!)

60. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is. (A.N. thTAT WOULD BE very hard for me)

61. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

62. Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

63. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

64. Tell him Darth Vader is his father

65. Make Bella president of the 'La Push Cliff Diving Society'.

66. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

67. Superglue Bella's window shut.

68. In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

69. Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

70. Say, "Wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7 to the guy who was in love with your wife."

71. Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class. (A.N. I love that from Finding Nemo!)

72. Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDIE! KISS IT BETTER!"

73. Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

74. Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it out and show it to him.

75. Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

76. For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

77. Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win. (A.N I should try that once I find out he's real! But do not take that bet with the werewolves.)

78. Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

79. Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

80. Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

81. Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

82. Tell him over and over again, "Nessie loves a werewolf. AKA The guy who was in love with your wife!"

83. Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.

84. Make him watch 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' with you. Continually ask him "Which one are you in there Eddie? Is it him, him him... etc?"

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara!

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic.

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers.

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters(I say desu, nya, and ehhhhhhh? a lot now)

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled.

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

11. You have charas.

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters.

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show.

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile.

10 signs that you are addicted to Shugo Chara:

1. You suddenly can't eat eggs.

2.If someone says 'prince', you run for a bucket.

3. You become suspicious if your 'girl' best friends. Are REALLY are girls?

4. Locks and keys remind you of something...

5. A guy wearing an outfit, playing the violin...o shoot, RUN!!

6. You like cats more. Especially dark ones.

7. You start carrying your bag like Amu

8. Choose a sport? Well, obviously soccer. Wait no, basketball. Soccer? Basketball? ARGHH!!

9. A concert? Is Utau singing? No? Well then, forget it!

10. You're reading a book. You see a question mark... and you run out of the room, screaming.

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

LOL

Cats are actually more popular than dogs.

But if dogs could talk it would be you best friend.

If cats could talk, on the other hand, they would lie to you everyday. (-giggles- but i love my kitty~!)

Please think:

Before teaching a cat to talk.

Funny things to say:

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Always remember that you are absolutely positively unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

99.9 Percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

If Barbie is so popular and great why do we need to buy her friends?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "Smart"Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools

Nuke the wales

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Than things get worse

Be nice to your kids. They'll chose your nursing home

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

75.8 percent of people are afraid of clowns

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

my mom recently told me not to run down the steps. she didn't say i couldn't run UP them.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now

Adults are just kids with money.

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome!

Omg i love reading this! xD

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this is how cat

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this is keep cat

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this is retard cat

this is busy cat

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a . - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

· Cats make better friends than friends do. They can be forced to sit there and listen and won't complain, they can purr you to sleep, and they're great for when you want to cut yourself but can't find anything better than a butter knife. Not that you'd ever need them too. - Commander Gecko S.

- Heads up really means heads down...trust me i have experience. Snowfeather

-Look at the door to see if it say push or pull! (my mom should know that by now...) Lonekit

-Don't ever procrastinate when you have one and half months to do 18 projects, or you'll end up rushing. Nuts, that means no fanfiction... : ( Lonekit again.

-If their mad, go away. Its better then being blamed when all you did was stand their inocentally. Trust me on this one. Its better then staying. Sadly, I know a lot about it -YokoTenshi-Chan

· If your mad go get your cat and talk about your feelings! =D ~Fate-Chan (Seriously a joke)

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling (X)

-You use an outer character (X)

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem ( )

-You have a reverse harem ( )

-You have a lot of friends (X)

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is (x)

-You want to be normal ( )

-You care about your friends (X)

-You don't like the occult ( )

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white. (x)

Count: 5

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child ()

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child ()

-You're short for your age (X)

-You come off as cold and distant to people(Sometimes) (X)

-You (secretly) like comedy (X)

-You aren't very athletic ()

-You're protective of your friends (X)

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely (X)

-You're not quite ready for love (X)

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white. (x)

Count: 7

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling (X)

-Your older sibling is important in your life (X)

-You like to sing (X)

-You like to compete (X)

-You're very stubborn/ it's hard for you to be honest ()

-You think it's important to eat and get energy (X)

-You have a big appetite ()

-You like to eat ramen ()

-You can make your stage anywhere you go (X)

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple ()

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling (x)

-You wish you were an only child (X)

-You like sweets (X)

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends (X)

-You like cute things (X)

-You read a lot of manga (X)

-You like to be the center of attention ()

-You hate when people fight (x)

-You like being the youngest of your friends (X)

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink ()

Count: 7

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling (X) (Ima middle Child!)

-You secretly care about your little sibling (X)

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (X)

-You like teasing your crush ()

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert ()

-People often compare you to a cat (X)

-You're stubborn ()

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles (X)

-You're protective of your family (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black (X)

Count: 6

Hotori Tadase

-You're the only child ()

-You have held a grudge for a long time (X)

-You have a rival in love that you despise (X)

-You like dogs (x)

-You're a very sweet and shy person (x)

-You want power ()

-You have a secretly spoiled character (X)

-You hate when people call you 'prince' ()

-You are bad at making speeches (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow ()

Count: 5

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (X)

-You have long hair (x)

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends ()

-You like dance (X)

-You like basketball (x)

-You are a secret flirt ()

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex ()

-You have crossdressed before (X) ( Does walking around as boy with my friends count? xD)

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are blue and purple (X)

Count: 6

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling ()

-You like to play sports (X)

-You like competition (X)

-You have a thing for older men/women ()

-You like to try different things (X)

-You like ramen ()

-You're very easy going (X)

-You are considered to be the big brother/sister of all your friends (X)(even thoughim younger! xD)

-You are the oldest of all your friends ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 5

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling ()

-You often take care of your older sibling (X)

-You take martial arts/kendo/karate, etc ()

-You're tall for your age ()

-You're very serious and blunt ()

-You wear glasses (x)

-You are good at making observations (X)

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech (X)( I just don't like talking to TONS of people)

-You like sticking to a schedule ()

- You're often associated with the color/ Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 4

Im Most like rima and Yaya Wierd Combo! xD

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

I Should sooo try this! xD

The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: U + Ur Hand - Pink

Waking Up: Its me Bitches - Swizz Beats (XD OMFG!)

First day of school: Sweetest Girl - Wclef Jean (Wtf since when was this on my Ipod?)

Falling in love: Beautiful Love - Ther Afters (Ironic much?)

Fighting: Enemy - Drowning Pool (Oh. Em. Gee!)

Breaking up: Starstukk - 3OH!3 (Oh My Fuckin God!)

Driving: Theses Words - Natasha Beddingfield (Okay...)

Flashback: Whatcha Say - Jason Derula (Lolzzz)

Mental Breakdown: Gives You Hell - All American Rejects (How Lovely?)

Getting back together: Everythings Magic - Angels and Airways (Perfect?)

Prom Night: The Anthem (Calabria Remix) - Anur Pitbull ft Lil Jon ( xD!!)

Wedding: I'm At War - Sean Kingston ( OMG !! A MILLION TIMES! XD)

Birth of a child: She Wolf - Shakira ( Dear Lord O_O xD)

Final battle: Show Me the Money - Step Up Two Soubdtrack (Idk Who its by but LOL!)

Death scene: Fruit Machine - The Ting Tings (Oh my god! xD)

Funeral: Birthday Sex - Jeremih (Omg xD!!)

End credits: Can You Werk With That - DJ Quik (XD)

My name is Lilly I am
three, My eyes are swollen
I cannot see, I must be stupid
I must be bad, What else could have
made My daddy so
mad?
I
wish I were better
I
wish I weren't
ugly, Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me. I cant
do a
wrong
I cant speak at all Or
else im locked up All day long.
When im awake im all alone The house
is
dark
My folks aren't home
When
my
mommy does come home I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get One
whipping
tonight.
I just heard a car My
daddy is back From Charlies bar
I hear him curse My name is called
I press myself Against the wall
I try to hide From his evil
eyes Im so afraid now I'm
starting
to
cry He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault
He suffers at work He slaps and
hits
me
And yells at me more, I
finally
get
free And run to the door
Hes already locked it And I start to
bawl, He takes me and throws me
Against
the
hard wall I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken, And my
daddy
continues
With more bad words spoken,
'Im sorry!', I scream But its now
much
to
late His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape The hurt
and
the
pain Again and again O
please
God,
have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads
for
the
door While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly
I am three, Tonight my daddy
Murdered me And you can help
Sickens me to the soul, And if
you
read
this and don't pass it on I
pray for your forgivness Because
you
would
have to be One heartless person
To not be affected By this Poem
And because you are affected, Do
something
about
it! So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE
AGAINST
CHILD
ABUSE!

PUT YOUR NAME HERE:

Maria4115
emoprincessx
ChrisPokeFreak
Sensei
Yuki
animefreak132
ChrysRoxx
InvisibleTalent
YukiChan.
Inuyasha1
Gaburieru
Nikki
Roxasmuffin
Yukeiru
Excgx3
LuxordsMINE(aka
nikki)
babyfox93
Death Rebel 0
Princess8-28
SnowGazer

Kimmy10-8

jack10

yes-yang
Emi the strange

Mariah567

Amutoluver1

Kichi-Baka

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday