Goose: Velcome, mae childrenz...

Rima: Who are you, Tadase?

Goose: No... I'm Tsukasa!

Rima: …

Ikuto: Wow.

Tadase: TSUKIYOMI IKUTO! ~desu (what the heck?)

Rima: Yes, Tadase. His name is Tsukiyomi Ikuto. You don't need to yell it out every time.

Goose: Oh, look! Is that Lulu falling off a cliff?!

Tadase: NUUU!!! LULU!!! (runs to save Lulu, falls of cliff, dies)

Ikuto: Goose-chan does not own Shugo Chara! Otherwise Rimahiko would be the main couple and Rikka would have already died a slow and painful death. Joy.

Normal POV

"So what are we doing here?"

"Where's Yaya?"

"Is Tadase straight?"

"No."

"T-Tadase-kun?!"

"Can I go home?"

"Rima-chan..."

Suddenly, the lights turned on and everybody moaned as their eyes adjusted to the brightness. Amu, Tadase, Rima, Nagihiko, and Kukai looked at Yaya. They were currently standing in her basement, which was empty except for a old-fashioned wooden table with several bottles of suspicious looking chemicals sitting on the surface.

"It's time for Yaya's Random Super Duper Pretty Water Mixing!"

"Uh... Yaya-chan... I have no idea what any of that stuff is, but I'm positive it's not water..."

"Nagi, shut up! Yaya knows what Yaya is doing!"

"Yeah, and Nagihiko knows how to act like an actual guy..." Rima muttered. Nagihiko twitched.

"Fine! Yaya will prove you all wrong! Yaya is smart!"

Yaya began to dump random chemicals into a cauldron that had appeared out of nowhere.

"Yaya, I don't think that's a good idea..."

"Yuiki-san, please stop!"

"Yaya! Cut it out!"

"Somebody get me my flamethrower."

"Uh... Rima-chan... you don't have a flamethrower..."

"AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, PURPLE-HEAD? HUH? ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"

"..."

Yaya coughed, gaining their attention again.

"Look!" she said proudly, pointing to the cauldron. The group looked inside. The mixture inside was a bubbly olive green and smelled like grape jelly and Kukai's gym socks.

"...ew..." was all they could say.

"It's not 'ew'! It's beautiful!" Yaya screeched, flailing her arms. Her hand hit the cauldron, knocking it over and spilling its contents all over Nagihiko.

"Ugh..." Nagihiko muttered as he looked at the mixture dripping down his body. "Can somebody please get me a towel or something?"

Just as Yaya was about to run upstairs to fulfill the boy's request, there was a blinding flash of light. When everyone could see again, they were shocked to see a girl standing next to Nagihiko, who was now totally gunk free. The girl had long, beautiful violet hair and gold eyes.

Tadase gawked.

Amu shrieked.

Rima glared.

Kukai whistled.

Nagihiko fainted.

Yaya finally managed to find her voice and cry out, "Nadeshiko!"

To Be Continued...

Goose: Dun dun dun!

Ikuto: What the heck? It's not epic. At all.

Goose: … (emo corner)

Ikuto: Hey! Get outta my corner!

Amu: Actually, Ikuto, your corner is the Cutie Kitty Amuto Corner.

Ikuto: (in the Cutie Kitty Amuto Corner)

Amu: R&R! Or it will be changed to the Pretty Princely Tadamu Corner! ...ew.