It's been five hundred years since America and China made the decision to abandon Earth. They are the only ones left, and survival is no longer the problem... dying is. But at least the company's good.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.

Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters

!DISCONTINUED! AU. The spoiled Jia-Long/Hong Kong always gets what he wants; including people. When he finds the unwilling prince Egill/Iceland he decides that he's next on his long list of wants. Forced crossdressing, violence, humiliation. A love story.

Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?

It started with a coincidence and two immortal strangers, and Mal is fully aware of how ridiculous that sounds.

"You love video games, don't you? More than showering or eating or spending time with your gorgeous boyfriend. So that's what I'll give you: a video game. It's called MAGNUS and it starts right now."

"All right," Rachel says. "So tell me. How's Percy in the sack?"

/Oneshot/ Annabeth is a logical, cynical, open person. You know, sometimes. Mostly.

Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."

A day in the life of an Executive. The very Executive, in fact, who let the Society into the Institute on the very first day of their mission at LIVE. Warnings - slight insanity and a reference to the underworld using a slightly more colorful phrase.

"Come into these arms again/and lay your body down/…Love o, love o… damned forever." Simon/Raphael

Having a summary would defeat the purpouse of this story. Really. It would.

In "Conversations With Dead People," why did the First Evil appear to Willow as Cassie Newton instead of as Tara? Some spoilers for seasons 6 and 7.

Hiccup's newest students aren't the easiest to deal with. Neither is he. Sequel to A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

Possibly the most daring thing I will ever write, for a number of reasons. Read if you dare, and only if you have a very good eye doctor. Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.

Fang was never the emotional type. Because boys were supposed to be masculine. And boys were supposed to be strong. And boys were NOT supposed to like other boys. And that was why Iggy was dead.

They were parabatai. They were brothers in every way but blood.

"Friendship is simple...yet complicated." "You know that doesn't make sense at all, right?" she asked. "Yep," he replied, "which is exactly why friendship itself does not make sense." *For the Anti-Kaynie Challenge*

"Dear Mrs. Kazembe: My name is Nicholas Benedict. Your niece, Rhonda, took my tests yesterday. If you would, I could make a more informed decision about her if you were so kind as to send a brief history of her and perhaps some paperwork." T for language.

There were a lot of things Constance Contraire didn't like. If she were to make a list, she would have run out of paper long before she wrote everything she hated down. She wasn't sure, though, if being called beautiful would be on that list or not.

Iggy and Fang share the same cage. They stay together through everything. Even the toughest of experiences. Pre-Series. Rated T for minor disturbancy.

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

Will makes Jem a promise. Will/Jem. Slash. Angst.

3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.

A short, drabbley one-shot about how Kate feels about being "normal" among geniuses.

Ever wonder what Sticky and Constance might say in a conversation shared by snail-mail? Here you can find out. Prepare for poetry, name-calling, and pure Sticky/Constance banter.

Nico-centric during TLO with four chapters featuring four scenes/events that we only ever saw from Percy's point of view. Nico as he struggles with his father, the loss of his mother, and basically being twelve. Fuller summary within. M for language.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

CRACK! / Or, well, Prussia being Prussia. Even in character he is cracky. / Mild Language. A small side of Gerita. And Prussia loving his brother.

How the Muse of Bad Fanfiction came into being. one-shot.

There is more to young Constance Contraire than what meets the eye. Sure, she may seem stubborn and often upset, but perhaps what lies beneath that is finally trying to break through.

A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.

What should be Nico's 21st birthday. According to, well, Nico. Percy/Nico

Oneshot in which some muggers really, really wish they had picked on someone their own size.

Bianca's short life, and how Nico was the most important person in it.

Post movie, NOT A DEATHFIC. Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?

Fishlegs was always secretly relieved that Hiccup was considered the worst Viking

In which Thalia suggests a movie night, popcorn tastes better stolen, lawyers are eaten to thunderous applause, and Hunter-centric fluff ensues. Set during Battle of the Labyrinth.

Longshot tries to explain archery to The Duke.

Nico is cordially invited to dine with his father and stepmother in Hades. They said he could bring a friend. He does, but what he leaves with is something a little different from leftovers after inciting the wrath of Persephone. Oneshot

When Bianca Di Angelo joins the Hunters, she soon learns that they're as close as family. But they are, after all, an OLYMPIAN family. Cherry gummy bears, pillow wars, and the self-proclaimed devil incarnate are the least of it.

Hermione is stressed out over... well, everything. Will a chat with everyone's favorite Ravenclaw change that? Giftfic for Kelseyz2. ONESHOT.

Written for prompt 86 of the 100 themes challenge. Buford loves to get Baljeet angry. Oneshot. Buford/Baljeet slash.

In the morning, Zoe will force her lips into the first feigned, trivial smile of the day and insist -- even to herself -- that everything is fine.

Apollo really, really, doesn't like his new job.

Chihiro mets a true friend. Kohaku enters the human world. Everything was fine until fate strikes, sending the trio to a life-threatening adventure. Lost memories, unravled pasts, forgotten connections, ancient laws... That's way too much to deal with.R&R

The fancy invite card read: Welcome to our new home! Please join Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo’s housewarming dinner. Please do not feel the need to bring anything. Dinner begins at 6:00pm. The address is 38501 Sunshine Lane, Long Island. Percy/Nico

Dustfinger discovers the headaches of parenting a teenager when he reluctantly lets Farid loose on the town! Light hearted comfort fluff set between Inkheart and Inkspell.

Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.

Brief snapshots of Germany and Prussia throughout history, from the collapse of the Holy Roman Empire to the fall of the Berlin Wall. Nothing shapes a country quite like the flow of time. Germancest.

The year following Light Yagami's death, things begin to go wrong. Is it the house? Is it Near? Is it ever going to stop?

Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.

In which Mello is a Mafia wunderkind, and Near is a stool pigeon. A Mello/Near AU for Chamyl.

Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

When he is fourteen, Matt writes a letter. He isn't sure how to start it, and eventually just settles on 'Hey L. It's Matt'. Oneshot.

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?

He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.

As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?

Mello shows up at Matt's doorstep, with a bunch of new scars and the same attitude as ever. Matt takes him in, and puts up with him. Nine times over again. Some spoilers, but mostly vague. Hand waved slash. MattMello. Profanity. Friendly violence.

A season 6 Willow and Tara interlude. Tara tutors a budding femslash fanfic writer who reminds her of a certain ex girlfriend...

[Oneshot, JamesLily, SiriusRemus] Sirius and the other Marauders help James get ready for his first date with Lily. The word, ‘help’ being used very, very loosely. Unless, of course, you’re using Sirius’ definition of the word.

The people you end up loving the most are the ones you start out hating. Ch. 1: She needed someone to tell her she had made the right choice. She had told herself it a million times, but she wouldn't believe it until she heard it from his lips. Longerbee

It's London in the 1970s and punk is all the rage. Spike, safety pins and all, decides it's time to move to a new lair...

You - you and him! I didn't tell anyone! I've been covering up for you!" Which of Remus Lupin's secrets has Hermione really been covering for all year? implied slash