Hello there! I am Grammar Defender, battling bravely, fighting fearsomely, and generally resisting the evil force of text-talk that has been oppressing the English language for so long. I tend to be long-winded and excessively verbose, a fault for which I apologize. (Eh, who am I kidding - apology retracted.)

Newsflash - School is my life. Fanfiction is not. This may change. I hope it does. It likely will not change soon, though. I am sorry.

I will not flame. If I hate, loathe, and despise a story enough to flame it, I simply won't review it at all. If I don't review your story, however, it does not mean that I hate it. It more likely means that I just didn't review. Also, I will never ever swear in my reviews. If that pesky serial flamer publishes a swear in a review in my name, you'll know it wasn't me.

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It's a boat. My boat, as it happens.

My Poll -

I talked with an editor about my novel the other day, and she says I should think about changing the title. Well, I've narrowed it down to those choices and now it's up to you. So shoo! Vote! Be free! Thank ye for your time.

Disclaimer-

I don't own Mysterious Benedict Society books or the characters. Or, for that matter, any other books (yet). I don't gain any profit from this. I just enjoy writing and sharing my ideas.

A little bit about me-

I am a seventeen-year-old girl. I enjoy reading and writing and sailing and a healthy dose of algebra in the morning. Here I am known as Grammar Defender, or occasionally Grammar. Either live in Canada or on a boat, depending on when you ask. I play the bagpipes, the trombone, the piano, and the recorder. I also sing, am head of lights on the school tech crew, and have a truly ridiculous number of extra-curriculars. I am also in the IB, a school program whose goal is basically to crush your soul and reduce you to a babbling pile of somewhat-knowledgeable mush. It is thus far succeeding.

Coming Someday But Not Necessarily Soon-

Agent Kate (Chapter 3) - HIATUS

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - (MBS) This is the story that I'm co-writing with Hopeless.

An Odd Conversation - (MBS) Well, an odd means of having a conversation, anyway. The Society takes a trip to the movie theater and end up exploring Constance's continuously evolving powers. I am determined to make this one cheerful.

The Life and Times of Martina Crowe - (MBS) An opportunity to try a new style of writing, as well as to discover who Martina Crowe is. Because, dear reader, not all are as cold and cruel as she first appears.

Heavier than Rock - (Airborn) If Matt Cruse is lighter than air, I guess that makes me heavier than rock. Story of my life, I suppose. That's me - Bruce Lunardi; heavier than rock.

Watchers - (MBS) This is the hitherto untold tale of how Milligan, Rhonda, Number Two, and Mr. Benedict kept a constant, unfaltering lookout over Nomansan Island. A tale of danger, riddles, debates, and most importantly, bravery.

Beware the Gemini - (MBS) When Milligan fulfills the promise for which he is named and takes the Mysterious Benedict Society for a trip to the mill, the Whisperer begins whispering once more. Oh no! Ledroptha Curtain must have escaped from jail! But not all is as it appears, and the four children plus Number Two soon find themselves up against a foe that they had never in their wildest dreams expected.

Link To Latitudes (a graphic novel that I write and my sister draws):

http:///archive/

Link to my profile on Fictionpress

http://www.fictionpress.info/u/777163/The_Mighty_Grammar_Defender

Link to my profile on Camp NaNo

http:///campers/grammar-defender

Link to my profile on NaNoWriMo

http:///en/participants/grammar-defender

Updates and Stories-

I can't promise consistent updates. Who can? I have school, meals, and life. I'll generally try to update within a century of my last update, but one never knows what life will bring. I joined this website for the Mysterious Benedict Society fandom. I loved the books, and will try to keep everyone in character and in the mood. I may or may not slowly spread out and write for other fandoms, but MBS will always be the core.

So that's me. I hope that I improve this fandom, one 'lol' at a time.

Grammar Defender