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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2544525, Profile Updated: 10-27-18
Author has written 29 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Bible, Doctor Who, Discworld, Dungeons and Dragons, Supernatural, Radio Dramas, Young Avengers, Cthulhu Mythos, and His Dark Materials.

hi i'm avia. this account is old and i log in, like, once a year.

i'm patrexes on ao3. go there instead.

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Bones Skin Hair Flesh Blood by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal repents, with varying degrees of success. The past is revisited and, in some cases, resurrected. Battles are fought. All in order to find home in the end. PollyxMal, MalxOC.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 9,100 - Follows: 2,539 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
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Or Surely We Will Starve to Death Come Winter reviews
America Chavez, lesbian mercenary extraordinaire, picks up a one-night stand in Vegas. What she ends up with is a new best friend, for better or for worse. [Human AU. WIP. Hiatus.]
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [America C./Miss America, Loki]
The Great Masquerade reviews
After the events of Oxygen, Bill and the Doctor go to an alien flea market and find a teapot that isn't really a teapot. [Oneshot. Author is blind.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2017 - 12th Doctor, Bill P. - Complete
, said the nightmare reviews
The story goes that before there was anything, there were the Outer Gods. This is not that story. [Fusion. One-shot.]
Crossover - Doctor Who & His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Complete
He Says He is an Arcalian
How Calosvacet'nebfirArcalmas gets a research position in the most interesting (and inaccessible) city on Gallifrey, eats plants, and falls in love with the Matrix. [Fusion. One-shot.]
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
it feels more like molten lead
Ey was never good at faces anyway (what was the point of being good with faces when your species was telepathic, when you changed your faces like other people did their clothes?). [One-shot.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Published: 4/28/2017 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
On the Motions of Atoms reviews
The Master's taken over the Earth and the Doctor may not have thought through this whole "make everyone believe I can save them" plan very well. [Year That Never Was AU. WIP.]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2016
Sightseeing in Beulah reviews
Sam has had faith for a long, long time. [Coda to 11x20.]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Sam W., Jim M., Chuck S./God - Complete
Lies to Children reviews
"Monsters aren't real," your dad tells you, again and again and again. [Canon compliant through S5. One-shot.]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess] Lucifer - Complete
Loop on a Thread reviews
In the aftermath of the Second War in Heaven, there's surprisingly little aftermath, but Gallifrey is still dying and nothing can be done to stop that. Clearly, the logical course of action is to take a road trip. [Last Great Time War era. Canon compliant. Complete.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [8th Doctor, Fitz K.] The Master, The Rani - Complete
All Who Dwell Within Your Gates reviews
Miri decides it's time to finally introduce her girlfriend to her family. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like said girlfriend is a Necromancer from a Usually CE race or anything. Or like Miri's changed her alignment since meeting her. And really, Nath's only sautéed a Paladin once. Butter is hard to find on the road, so she usually has to grill them instead. [Femslash Feb.]
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Complete
And All the Wandering Motions reviews
There was a crackle of static and a burst of sparks—for a moment Martha thought the Master had burned a hole in him—and with a ripple like a force field dropping, the Doctor… changed. [Year that Never Was AU. Complete.]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
The City Council Calls it a Community Bonding Experience reviews
Faces do all sorts of things. Sometimes they make funny faces, or mad faces, or sad faces. Sometimes they get shy when they meet new people. There's a lot of variation in faces, and no one face is intrinsically better than another. [One-shot.]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W., Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
But One Has A Sorrow reviews
The house has been empty for decades and never has been, a contradiction in ten million parts. [One-shot.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Tabetha P., Augustus P. - Complete
No Tears, No Fears, No Anxieties reviews
She looks at this new Doctor with a new face, so much younger and yet so much older, and it shouldn't make sense, but it does. This is not John; this is not her husband. He may have been borne of battle, but this Doctor was forged in hopelessness. [One-shot.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] 11th Doctor - Complete
Ribbons From Your Curls reviews
The devil in her head calls itself the Doctor. 'I'll make you better, Amelia,' it promises with a shark-sharp grin. Amy isn't sure what it means when it says better, and even less if that's what she wants to be, but she finds she can't quite bring herself to care. [One-shot.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
dear tokens of the earth are they reviews
Somehow it's so much easier to be the one leaving than the other way 'round. [Character study post-TATM. For Macie.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Those Who Walk in Shadows reviews
Lotivver is starting to wonder if studying Gallifreyan wasn't the stupidest idea she's ever had. Culsu is beginning to realise that there are plus sides to being an Oakdown. [Classic Era. Canon compliant.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/13/2013 - 4th Doctor, 8th Doctor - Complete
A Thunderstorm in Sto Lat reviews
Wherein a zombie butterfly flaps its wings, Strappi is a genius, and black gives Mal an unhealthy complexion. [Mal/Polly. One-shot.]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Polly P. - Complete
and this she did say reviews
'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,' the rhyme goes. She hasn't eaten apples since she was a little girl. [AU post-s5e8. One-shot.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
a mad and faceless god reviews
There is nothing pure about the human race, neither Wizarding nor Muggle strands, and to think otherwise is naïveté at its finest. [One-shot.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Sybill T.] - Complete
they have elysium reviews
Because the children of love hardly ever have it. [Reincarnationfic. One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Piper M., Drew T.] Percy J. - Complete
See The Cradle? reviews
1 Corinthians 6:10-11. [One-shot.]
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
in the light of the stars reviews
Things happen, and people die, for no discernible reason. The real world doesn't have a plot. But that doesn't stop some of its inhabitants from trying to act as though it does. [One-shot.]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Five Murders Never Solved, and One Which Was reviews
It mightn't have been a White Christmas by traditional standards, but it was a Christmas With Definite White Bits In. [Nextgen. One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
i will show you fear in a handful of dust reviews
Wherein Drew saves the world, gains her mother's favour — again —, and is oddly selfless. [HoO AU. One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Rachel D., Apollo - Complete
e chiove reviews
A fetch in the cradle; it'll get ill and it'll die and it'll be buried, and no one will see it for what it really is. [One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
and few return reviews
It is said they will all wake at the end of the world, and it's a cruel joke to play at their expense, but at this rate, the end of the world's not too far off; not long for them to be asleep, yet. [One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Annabeth C., Malcolm] - Complete
to a discordant melody reviews
Because hell can be on the mortal coil just as well as not. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Minerva M., Lucretia B.] - Complete
Perennial Tears Descend In Gems reviews
Missing, they'd said. The Labyrinth, they'd said. [One-shot.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Rachel D., Clarisse R.] - Complete
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