Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Two and a half years later, it wasn't supposed to fall apart like this. AxelRoxas AU. Inertia Creeps Sequel.

As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.

Dean/Cas, pre-slash. A brief interlude set immediately after 5x08. Castiel could have raised Dean from Hell without marking him. He intended to, in fact. But once he'd grasped Dean's soul, Dean…refused to let go.

Sequel to Asylum-Light is out of the asylum and slowly, with L's help, he's healing. But there are forces that neither of them can control out there-and those echoes from the past are beginning to haunt them both. LxLight

Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Book 3. Sokka/Zuko. Set in the Western Air Temple after the comic 'Swordbending.' Sokka is full of bad ideas, and challenging to Zuko to a sword duel is one of them. Quick banter, angry arguing, and pent up feelings abound, culminating in a final swordbending match - if Sokka wins, then maybe he has a shot of being more than just a friend with Zuko.

Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.

They hold it up. / The women of Avatar and their perspectives on fighting. Oneshot, all lowercase. Mostly pre-series.

Book 3. Sokka/Zuko. Set after The Boiling Rock Pt. 2, Sokka and Zuko explore the Western Air Temple, where Sokka tries to get Zuko to talk about girls, marriage, and maybe even a future for the two of them.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

What if Ozai's abuse of Zuko went beyond harsh words and a burned face? What if the abuse occurred every night, with atrocities committed beneath the cover of darkness? Zuko's tale of anger, fear, frustration, and perhaps even moving beyond.

"I don't want to kill you... I want to destroy you."

Post-series. When Ursa first sees Zuko's scar.

Ursa visits her husband in jail. She forces him to remember a time when there was so much light. They were happy once - but only in memories. -The woman stared down at her husband. "No. For once in his life, he is not in pain."

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

A collection of 100-word drabbles from Zuko's POV exploring his characterization, ranging throughout the whole show; includes at least a few appearances from Mai, Toph, Katara, Aang, Suki, Iroh, Azula, etc; contains minor Maiko and Kataang.

When Mai went out into the forest to vent a little, she never dreamed that she would be caught by a giant spirit bug who wanted to steal her face. But it was okay, because she was going to get out of this.

Mello looks at me with worry, or at least I think it is, because I've never seen him like this. I take one look in his eyes and suddenly, it's clear that he's being sincere this time, and that if anyone's a liar, it'd be me. Matt/Mello/Matt, REPOST

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Mai goes along with Zuko to the Jasmine Dragon for the first time. It's a surprising person who makes her most welcome.

Another one-shot following "An Afternoon Alone" and "A Night In Sanctuary." When a conflict close to the heart shakes Zuko's resolve as Fire Lord, he spends a night of quiet retreat on Ember Island with the one he loves.*Lemon* **WARNING: mature content**

They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-

Dean is in Hell, and Sam has never stopped getting in the wrong side of the Impala. Oneshot, Sam POV

Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot

Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.

And you can be mine forever, as the darkness tells me so. AxelxRoxas, GRAPHIC HORROR, Serial killers, not for the faint-hearted or weak-stomached

The House and L's successors, from the perspective of the man who raised them. You can't protect your children from everything, especially when they don't want your protection.

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.

“Because you were my one and only flaw Light-kun,” he whispered, pressing a pale finger against Light’s lips. “ And I’m determined to fix you.” Christmas Carol Spin-off Light/L

He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr

My attempt at debunking the whole "Aang is an ignorant 12-year-old boy". Doesn't anyone besides me remember being twelve? Warning: This fic contains suggestive and somewhat adult material and should be read with discretion.

What if Soichiro HADN'T seen numbers over Light's head? AU. Oneshot. Happy... death day Soichiro?

Based on the picture series by Youkai Yume. Love is expressed in a myriad of ways. Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow and develop in their relationship with each other. Series of interconnected one shots. Sess/Kag

Aang makes a mistake. Toph pays the price. // Set mid-season 2; GAang-centric COMPLETE

Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED

Matt has an adversion to a certain word, and it's because of a particular article of baggage that he's never even told the one he loves. MelloxMatt Mello POV oneshot. Rated for adult themes.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

The Prince of the largest kingdom in the land is looking for a wife, but his steward secretly harbours feelings for him. When things go horribly wrong, what does this mean for the Prince and his Steward? Strictly AU. Light x L

Light finds himself stalked by a black-eyed incubus who happens to be very good at what he does. In a forest. LxLight AU, One-shot.

A three-shot dedicated to L. Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami had something in common, the detective L; one failed where the other did not, but did Light really win? yaoi LxLight

Light needs coffee, damn it.

In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.

All friends fight, but Mello is quick to put arguments aside when he sees his best friend is sick. After all, what kind of best friend would he be if he let Matt suffer alone?

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.

AU: Inuyasha runs into an ex-girlfriend and truly understands the happiness Kagome has brought him. Oneshot

Naomi wants attention. L wants her... and wants her gone. LxNAOMI FICLET COLLECTION. RATED M FOR HARD LIME. DEDICATED TO ALCHEMIST EXPERIMENT.

It's a party. Roxas seriously needs to loosen up. Sucks that Axel goes about it the wrong way. *SlightIncest, Yaoi* ENDING WILL BE REVISED LATER.

Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.

There's nothing like a little good ole dysfunction during the holidays. AU. [discontinued]

Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.

“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.

It was tradition in the Fire Nation to be named for ancestors, powerful people of your family who had shaped your future in their past. And now they had another daughter. And the Firelord and his wife had run out of ideas.

He was cold, freezing, and his hand was growing numb, and it was all Mello’s fault for kicking him out to get chocolate. But Mello is capable of kindness, especially when he’s feeling guilty.

Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.

From where he sits curled on his four-poster bed, L can just see the moonrise. Light/L, Halloween-themed.

Kataang drabbles and one-shots using all 100 themes from the Kataang100 challenge. Ages of characters vary. Some suggestive, some fluffy, some happy, some angsty, all romantic.

Oneshot. L is the emotionless detective, the stoic man who would never allow biasses to cloud his judgement. When viewing L next to vibrant Yagami Light, Soichiro has to wonder...

Zuko was more excited than he would ever care to admit. MaiZuko.

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.

Axel thinks he must be going crazy. Or it might be because he's suddenly seeing Roxas everywhere. -The one where Axel is a homophobic jackass who falls in love with the gay kid, Roxas- Akuroku, AU.

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

Axel forgot, and Roxas is forgetting. Now it's up to the redhead to save their relationship, while rediscovering it along the way. Fic for 8/13, actually related to the date. AkuRoku. Oneshot. AU.

Dedicated to sbyamibakura. Light has a good idea to help a friend but things don't go exactly as planned. AU. LxLight. YAOI.

Katara has been cheating on Aang with a certain studly firebender. Aang suspects, and Katara just can't live the lie anymore.

While staying over night in a village, Kagome is confronted with the full truth about Inuyasha’s hardship regarding his social status and heritage. Will she be able to find a way to help him see through the pain?

AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...

L has noticed that Light is acting a little weird around him. Using his smarts, L realizes that his evil brother B must be the cause...which leads to an unfortunate showdown. Features B from Another Note and a really bizzare love triangle.

A gothic romance of L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami as the tales of serial murderers tangle on the streets of London, shrouded by the shadow of the single letter that started it all. COMPLETE.

She wasn't Light, but she wasn't stupid. Her brother might have been a genius while alive, but in the aftermath Sayu can draw conclusions on Kira on her own. #oneshot, post-series#

Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.

She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.

"This is, of course, quite impossible," Sesshoumaru stated with calm authority. The gang has extremely unexpected help in the final battle. Sesshoumaru is in for the surprise of a lifetime. Manga compliant up to chapter 536. Kagura?

There is an interminable silence, and then Suki spits on Mai's shoes. Mai&Suki, MaiZuko, implied SokkaSuki.

Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.

Sex, Zuko had discovered, was a very troublesome thing. MaiZuko.

Sora knows there's something wrong. He can feel [notfeel] it niggling at the back of his mind, and he thinks he might be going a little bit crazy.

Mai and Zuko get drunk and Mai has no one to blame but herself. MaiZuko.

Lord Sesshoumaru's been hiding something, which Rin stumbles upon purely by accident.

Miroku has always been good at misdirection, but when melancholy sets in, he learns that Kagome is full of surprises.

Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.

Mai attempts to extract herself from a sticky situation. [ZukoxMai]

ONE SHOT "I'm already in love with someone," I said. "And who is this supposed moron," he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. "You," I muttered. / ALSO POSTED ON FP UNDER XOXLUURVE

[LeonSora, unrequited RikuSora, Yaoi, possibly disturbing content] Riku's terminally straight Sora's horny Squall's available.

Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.

When Axel drags Kairi into the darkness, he challenges her views of right and wrong, good and evil.

Put one hanyou, a time traveling schoolgirl, a demon slayer, a kitsune, and a monk in a dark cave. Watch the inevitable chaos unfold.

[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.

A fawfulclone's house of fun fic. What happens when the world's most blatant Kikyou hater tries to write a story with Kikyou over his shoulder? Not reccommended for Kikyou haters. Or haters of any kind.

[Inupapa x Women] Hell hath no fury.

[Inupapa x Sessmom] In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea to knee your father in the crotch.

There is a reason Sesshoumaru never mentions his mother.

[Crack!fic. Sort of Inuyasha x Kagome] “Well, maybe Kagome’s not really a lesbian, she just has really high standards,” Ayumi said blandly.

On love, warriors, and what Sokka does not say.

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.