Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

Klaus wants to be King of New Orleans but there is only one witch who can make that happen...

When Bonnie and Klaus find themselves trapped in different worlds, they must rely on each other in order to survive.

A simple story that plays out like episodes of the original show. We are introduced to Arnold returning to his home city after living in the jungle for five years. Everyone, especially Helga Pataki, is thrilled by his return. Read about all the high-jinks he, his friends, and the boarders wind up in, and about his growing romantic feelings towards his old pig-tailed bully.

"It's funny, it's hysterical the melody-less-ness of her dance (don't tell nobody, don't tell a soul)." Bonnie dies and comes back determined to take Klaus down for good. But the more she sees of the Original Hybrid, the more she discovers things about herself, and that she may have far more in common with Klaus than she realizes. Bonnie-centric S3 redo. **Klonnie**

Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.

We've all seen the girl-falls-into-middle-earth story. In fact, I may be guilty of having written one... But what happens to that tried and true story when the girl is unexpectedly accompanied by...her husband? Humor. Not MarySue bashing.

Finally back in her hometown of Hillwood to take care of her sickly father, after ten years of being away from everyone she knew, including herself, Helga is caught in the middle of a bank robbery. And just when she thought her world couldn't get more stressful, she is thrown a curve ball when she is saved by a blonde haired hostage negotiator. AxH!

Before Angelina Johnson and George Weasley were George and Angelina Weasley, they had a lot of healing to do. This is the story of two hearts broken by war and how they built each other back up. Based on J.K. Rowling's statements. Please read & review

An old family tradition haunts George the autumn after Fred's death. George/Angelina

Desperate circumstances force Helga into an unusual disguise, resulting in many awkward situations.

No ship should go down without her captain, but the daughter of Admiral Marcus will not be so lucky. Khan/Carol AU.

And as he turns up in her car 2 AM at night asking for forgiveness, Bonnie understands she's doomed.

Their relationship didn't need to be defined. It was just between them. Quick KenMashi oneshot/drabble.

Phoebe looks back on her impressions of a certain football-headed friend over the years, from three years old to twenty four.

A story chronicling Sakuno's misadventures as she works her first summer job and interacts with various schools while trying to retain her precious, precious sanity. The final battle begins! Who will triumph? Will it end with a bang or a whimper? STORY COMPLETE.

Helga G. Pataki is back after a 7 year absence, and, much to everyone's shock, she seems...grown up. Nice. Well, at least nicer. To everyone but Arnold, that is. Arnold, angry that she likes everyone but him and convinced that no one should dislike him, sets out to change her mind and MAKE her like him.

Two souls, bound together on a journey that will break and test the bounds of friendship...she is the key... Updated 17/07/2017.

So it's a Fred and a George who've bowled her over in the corridor of this train. Angelina doesn't know what she's gotten herself into. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Martine Lewis by littlebirds.

You can choose what stays and what fades away. And I'd do anything to make you stay. / Mycroft went to comfort her that it wasn't her fault that Sherlock 'killed himself,' but stays to comfort himself. He genuinely likes Sally Donovan and wants to try to get her to see him the same way. Crossposted on Ao3

Angelina is woken up by Wood, who needs her to come to his place to look after George who's had a small potions accident. Always willing to help a friend she agrees, never seeing what was going to happen next.

Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?

The billion yen question: What will you do when your 'matchmaking plans' start to backfire on you? Let's see what Fuji Syuusuke will do. FujiSaku.

"We're already getting along bad enough. Why don't we just get married?" GaaIno.

With Dumbledore's death and an upcoming war, a Slytherin and a Gryffindor put petty rivalries beside them and reconcile their old friendship. Just for one night. Angelina/Draco.

"...if our 'date' had been even the slightest bit romantic, would Fred have used me as a battering ram to tear unsuspecting couples apart on the dance floor?" George/Angelina. Not enough stories with a happy George in them.

Angelina never breaks Lee's heart, because he refuses to take her that seriously. Lee, Angelina, George, Alicia, Katie, and Oliver remember together.

Who knew podcasting could have such detrimental effects?

Inogaa GaaIno One day, when Ino is closing up shop, she finds Gaara passed out and sick in the street. Slight spoilers for second story arch. Inogaara or Gaaraino

Chernoybl as seen through the eyes of Norway. A story on how nature can make every tragedy beautiful. Inspired by Alan Weisman's book The World Without Us.

UPDATED! Arnold and Helga. Together in a hotel room in some strange town miles away from Hillwood. Hormones! Shady characters! Hot summer nights!

Arthur shows up in the wee hours of the morning to finish up a job. Ariadne is not amused. Especially when he looks like he was beaten half way to hell. Now revised and continued in "More Guides for Complete Morons"

It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.

21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.

Yamanaka Ino was seventeen when Morino Ibiki, all scars and smiles and swishing trench coat, approached her with an offer. Ino-centric. OneShot.

The next step, is for us to become one. Warning: Crack pairing.

Because she's the same age and twenty-three years younger and the complications fade away. - -DracoRoxanne

Alice was sure the blame was at Sharon. If it weren’t for her, the guys would’ve never quoted those cheesy things. And... that stupid clown would’ve never made her feel this edgy. -- Set after special 2 -- BreakxAlice -- Completed D:

Across space and time, he journeys to her. A tale of Spock Prime and Nyota Uhura.

Fred and Roxanne have a new favorite song, one that George doesn't seem to be so fond of... Just a little Christmas fluff based on a Holiday classic. Angelina/George

Understanding a language is also knowing its logic, seeing its patterns. She is learning his and teaching him hers. Spock/Uhura

She gave a slight cry as her hands skimmed over her hips. She glanced down, for the first time noticing the fresh bruises there. Bruises in the shape of finger prints. His finger prints. His marks. Had she left any on him?

At some point after the age of twenty-five I fell in love with it. With all of it. The American desert. Perhaps it was the silence, letting me wrap myself inside of it like a blanket. Like it was telling me that it's okay to mourn a love never realized.

Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?

In canon, Sasuke names his new team Team Taka - Team Hawk . Not so much in canon, he buys a sign for them. When there is a misprint, he attempts to return his sign. Bad things happen from there. Pairing: SasukexFrustrationOhGodWhyMe

An odds and ends collection of Naruto stories. 10 genres of Shizune x Genma.

He wanted to say it and hold her again, but he let her go... KakashixIno

Because really they were both too shy to admit it.

George Weasley deals with the loss of his brother and finds love with Angelina.

A series of vignettes following Shinji and Hiyori's evolving relationship.

Angelina's reasons for marrying George; in response to Pinky Green's 10 Things Challenge.

Haru had known what she was getting into when she became the wife of the Rain Guardian, but she still cries her heart out every once in awhile.

This wasn't ever supposed to have happened. They were enemies... right? SanzoxYaone.

Genma takes a glance at Anko one morning, and the shocking reality has hit him. He won't believe it, much less admit it, but he knows. And so does everyone else. Incomplete.

Naruto x Ino. Two people, in love with two other people who are in love with each other. Commiseration drinking time? Ino thinks so.

Join Natarle Badgirule, the Captain of the Dominion as she struggles to hold on to her last bit of sanity! She's up against Princess Azrael, the maybehesgaymaybehesnot Director of the Dominion, and three completely insane druggies! Let the insanity begin!

Mina had the great idea to rent a summer beach house for her and her friends to stay in. Duo had a brilliant to rent a summer beach house for him and his friends. What happens when the two groups meet under the same roof?

Cecile personally believed that the way to a man's heart was through hard work and a show of competence, and she'd found her prince rather lacking. Still, even if her mother's advice wasn't the greatest, her cooking always held up. CecileLloydish

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

Gaara and Ino have an arranged marriage, total chaos. You'll have to read it I suck at summaries. It's my first Naruto Fan fic.

It's Halloween and our favorite footballhead and his friends go out at night to explore a mysterious house on a creepy island on the lake. Rated slightly for creepy urban legend in first chapter. Enjoy!

Atobe discovers the sin of artificial flavour, Shishido is trying to be Atobe for a day, Mukahi is out to conquer his acrophobicness…, and Oshitari is…being Oshitari. Poor Juniors… Implied Atoji, Silver, too much Dirty to be implied. rated T for language

New: Chapter 22 An accident in the Time Stream throws Tsukino Usagi from her own time into AC 197 where mysterious aliens have invaded the solar system...WIP

Oneshot Atobe tries to figure out how to ask Sakuno a certain question. In the process their whole story comes out. Atobe's love must come through words. AtoSaku Atobe x Sakuno AtobeXSakuno However you wanna put it. Appearance's from the Hyotei team.

Shino has disovered Ino's stash of chocolatey goodness. This can't be good...

KakaSaku. Kakashi makes a nuisance of himself in the kitchen, much to the cook's irritation.

Naruto had never thought that winter would bring the worst out of Ino. NaruIno. OneShot.

[ShikaxIno] Shikamaru think Ino is too troublesome, and Ino thinks Shikamaru is just lazy. They are different as can be, yet there is one similarity: they both love a rainstorm. This is why.

A sudden downpour and loss of direction brings two people together in a “fateful” encounter. [TomoxKai]

Gaara thinks on how they evolved from strangers to lovers. [a Gaaino fic]

Percy Weasley as a Knight in Shining Armor? When life deals Angelina Johnson a devastating blow, she comes to depend on the last person she ever expected. A 'Love and Levity' spinoff. WARNING: Beloved character deaths mentioned.

For such a troublesome girl, Ino sure knew how to make Shikamaru relax. ShikaIno oneshot.

It had long been decided by Ino that she did not like thunderstorms... NejiIno

Ino discovers a mysterious bruise on her neck, but can't recall how it got there. So why is Sakura so worried, Shikamaru so angry, and Chouji so oblivious? The answers may SHOCK you! Probably not, though. Not Your Average Romance.

GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]

It had been a few years since she had left the Sanq Kingdom and peace was established. When she returned and was working under the wing for Relena Peacecraft, and despite their history, she couldn't expect the shock to the system he gave her.HXU

Mass murderer Uchiha Itachi is forced to face his own mortality because of his stubborn captive. Why can’t he break her? And is there something called perfection, anyway? Soon she teaches him. ItachixIno

Usagi is the new girl at school with very special abilites. At this new school, she meets 5 guys, who just so happen to have very similar abilities

Sometimes, one has to learn to let go. NaruIno. OneShot.

Shikamaru. Ino. Time's awastin'. [oneshot]

As the title says it follows ‘Dance’. Angelina goes to meet with Montague. AngelinaMontague, MarcusKatie

He could feel her slipping away. NaruIno. OneShot.

WKSMGW. AU fic. Usagi Tsukino is a servant in the House of Peacecrafts. With her two best friends at her side, she tries her best to please the family she serves. Unfortunately that all changes when Usagi is sold to another lord...Ch 5 finally uploaded

[ONESHOT] Who knew that the word ordinary could be defined in that way? ShikaIno.

Her love was his only dream he was the reason for all her dreams.

[UsaHiiroMina] The entire ESUN is speculating on what has caused Miss Darlian's absence from public. Meanwhile, the Preventers are anxiously trying to find a replacement...Calling all blondes!

A Christmas present which is not buyable, two orphaned children, two brawlers put together to make a wish come true, and Father Christmas who watches over all four. An AngelinaMontague Adventscalendar

Usagi/Serenity/Amei/Kat is thrown from the world that she had made her home, and back to where she had come from. But a terrible accident leaves her without memories, and who is that girl in the mirror?

Angelina wants Montague to listen to her. AngelinaMontague. Ficlet.

Angelina and Montague are drunk at an InterHouse party. Fluffy ficlet.

Ino is really a closet matchmaker. Beware all those who catch her attention... [one shot]

Angelina realizes she doesn't know her boyfriend's first name and sets out to learn it. AngelinaMontague. Oneshot.

On a halloween night, Rei gives Usagi a dare. It resulted with Usagi being pulled into a mirror by a girl. Now that she's in the girl's dimension, she realises that she can cross into others' dimensions through mirrors... (Multi-cross)

[Complete] Their arranged marriage was a tug–of–war: a war–of–wits, a war–of–pride, a war–of–dominance. But if both ever succumb to each other, will either survive the other's trials or the real war brewing around them? [Draco & Angelina]

Ino and Shika hearttoheart conversation. Ino wants to become a Jounin but Shikamaru doesn't want her to. Why is that? Shikainoplease don't flame me

One shouldn't meddled with love charms even if they are from Hikawa Jinja. One shouldn't trust the interference of one said Yuuichirou who meant no harm. But who's to say that Usagi won't appreciate it? SMMulti fusion.

(SMGRAVITATION CROSSOVER) Is Kumagoro much more significant to Ryuichi Sakuma than he looks? The answer is yes. And it all lies with a blonde girl called Usagi Tsukino. A beautiful girl he knew so long ago...rnUsagixRyuichi

After a near-rape experience, Usagi is transferred to a defence school, where she meets Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei. (Recently re-edited)

Heero finds a strange bottle while exploring part of Quatre's library, and decides to open it ...! Big mistake! (Usagi-centered)

Arnold tries to stop Helga and Curly from visiting an abandoned mental hospital on Halloween night, but ends up getting pulled along for the ride . . .

*Dropped* Hiiro Yui and Usagi Tsukino are the best undercover agents the Preventers have ever had... and will ever have. So why must they escape?

Usagi was merely a simple small town graduate in computer science looking for a job in the city. The last thing she had expected was to fall into the arms of multimillionaire Heero Yuy...

TrowaMina...He promised to meet her on that special day...but he didn't show up. 3 years later, he came back only to find her affection gone...or is it? PLS. REVIEW! CHAPTER 5 up!

This was a boredom fic done in spanish. haha. yup.

Heero and Relena was a couple, Minako love Heero but …'short story'

Ami has to go to the Gundam Wing demension to stop a killer who hates her. But the killer is also after someone else. Can Ami save everyone and keep her identity a secret while battling someone from her past? Ami/Quatre pairing. *Complete*

Minako Aino has just graduated from college and finds herself in a desperate financial situation. a.k.a: no food, no job, no money. As a last resort, she auditions for a contract with a major record label. Will Mina be able to get the deal? How will sh

WK/SM crossover :: Schu x Usagi :: Some memories simply won't stand to be ignored.

A WK/SM story. Schuldig is going to ruin a certain someone's wedding. It all started when he was hired by the same person to 'take out some trash' so to speak ^^;;

Mina and Rei decide to skip school one day, and Mina has Trowa teach her how to ride a motorcycle. Thing is, she gets distracted and well...you'll have to read to find out what happens.

Usagi and her friends' school is going bankrupt. After two schools merge, they find themselves in a boarding house with 5 boys...

Hiiro can't control his rage- and when he goes too far, he promises to get help. Serena lost her sanity and hope long ago. Can these two find comfort in each other? Or is it too late for their salvation? Epilogue! COMPELTE!

SM/WK My first songfic and is also just a teaser. It's just when Usagi found out that HE had used her for his own game. If you want to know who he is then read to find out. OMG! IT'S UPDATED!

Both of Usagi and Hiiro's parents were killed by Oz. Now they're both raised by Dr. J to be a gundam pilot. Gomen nasai, I suck at summaries ~* OMG! I actually updated here ppl! LOl! ^.~ *~

Inside the mind of a character often taken for granted, you might find that he has some surprises after all. A story on the nature of love and the forms it can take.

Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?