I am FELICITY van der WAALS. I am an EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY TWO year old VAMPIRE who plays the VIOLA IN THE RAIN. I am an immortal soul just looking for LOVE AND A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. I live in ROMANIA with my SIXTEEN OLDER BROTHERS and SINGLE, VENGEFUL FATHER. I have a PUPPY named SANTIAGO and I like to take him for WALKS and feed him HAM.

But seriously, I'm Felicity, P.I. As in Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies, not as in what P.I. normal stands for. What does Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies mean? Wouldn't you like to know.

I am a lulzmonger. That means I like things that tickle my funny bone, give me a chuckle, and amuse me to no end. Knee-slappers, if you will. I write humor. Stories generally have to have a bit of humor to keep me amused. However, what amuses me is not necessarily witty puns or TEEHEE FAT MAN IN A TUTU FELL DOWN LOL. My first fanfic ever was a serious discussion between Naruto and a prostitute, and I thought it was hilarious. Then I realized anyone else would find it fantastically dull, and that fic will never see the light of day.

On that note, I also like exploring different relationship between characters, preferably ones that don't have a strong canon foundation. Perhaps I prefer them because they require more creativity and an in-depth understanding of the characters to be done well, I don't know. But you should expect a great deal of crack from me, be it humorous or not. I also like team fics (ie, one that focuses on a group of people, like team 7/8/10/674, a family, super seekrit evil organization #43, etc.) because they are cute and I am a sucker for cute.

A veces trato de comunicar en español. Si recibiste una nota de mi y el uso de las palabras es extraño, lo siento.

Fandoms I am interested in:
Naruto
Yuugiou
Yu Yu Hakusho
Avatar
Harry Potter
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Disney

Yes, that's right, DISNEY. I am a child on the inside, despite my 842 year old sole. I mean soul. Whatevs.

Fanfic stats (bold signifies works-in-progress):
-The Mask - Oneshot; KakaIno; published
-Team Tako - Oneshot; SasukeFrustration; published + one blooper
-Akatsuki Throws a Sparkly Glitter Party - Multipart; satire/parody-ish thing; chapter 1 up as of June 7, 2009 - I added a couple pages to this (chp 2 now has ~2600 words) right after uploading chp. 2 of Practice Body... I think I'll focus on this chapter now, although I'm probably going to be swamped with schoolwork for a while. I'm pretty sure most people have forgotten about it, so it shouldn't be a big deal anyway. :D;
-Practice Body - Multipart; chapter 2 up as of March 21, 2010.
-The Ugly Girl - Drabble; DeiHina (?? wtf, me); published

SUPER SPECIAL EXTRAS:
Team Tako Blooper: http:///789.html