Note: I have never forced y'all to read my stories. So, you have no right to flame them, because you read them and didn't like them. Telling me every fault in my stories is pointless; I won't listen. You're only making yourself look like a fuckass retard, so go ahead and embarress yourself. I dare you to test and see if I'm talking bull.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3939925/BiPolar_UniCorn This girl. This girl. Who is this girl?

My best fuckin' friend, that's who.

BiPolar Unicorn's Initial Reactions to Homestuck Characters:

John- plain and simply, a jackass

Dave- cool looking, glasses, CD on shirt, no arms, sword

Rose- kinda weird, hunchbacked, little school girl, nice

Jade- boy, nerd, dyke, awkward hair, fashion challenged

Jake- glasses, baggy jacket, scary shirt in a good way, vampire, old man shoes

Jane- EVIL librarian, dorky glasses, old lady, fucky shirt

Roxy- innocent, Alice's haircut(from Twilight), likes the kitty on her shirt

Dirk- sex god, popular punk, everyone wants to hang out with him, once again, a god of sex

Karkat- cool, likes him, easily pissed, weird/cool shirt, baggy pants

Aradia- love her hair, good evil bitch, jacks up people's lives

Tavros- unfair that he's paralyzed, long horns, likes his mohawk, generally awesome

Sollux- cool glasses, scared her, mismatched shoes, two horns, he seriously looks like a vampire

Nepeta- good nerd, likes the hat

Kanaya- gothic, weird skirt, doesn't like that fact that she's her patron troll

Terezi- "fawking baws", loves everything about her

Vriska- BIIIITCH,looks like a ho, jacked up hair, shoes don't match her outfit,

Equius- broken horn, wishes he was a pimp like Dirk, broken teeth, ugly shoes, hair looks like a faggot's

Gamzee- needs to shave, likes his shoes and horns, likes his wild hair, insane,

Eridan- loves everything about his appearance, reminds her of a girl from school

Feferi- fucking ugly, bright colors of skirt are annoying, tiara is annoying,

BiPolar Unicorn and I are currently selling people's souls to Andrew Hussie by directing them to Homestuck.

Any takers? No? Oh, damn.