Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.

Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.

The man returns after so, so long. Raven knows him all to well, as she was the one to curse his enemy in the same book he once had. What will Raven thinks when he comes for help, that offers hope?

AU. Ten years after the vampires lost the war, the world is ruled by the hunter supremacy and vampires are only kept alive to serve as pleasure slaves in brothels. Everyday is a nightmare for Kaname, until he meets a certain silver-haired hunter… ZxK KxZ

Lelouch's fear sprung from his belief that a woman would develop feelings for him if she acted as his fiancée. Which is why he hires another man to play the part instead. / AU! SuzakuxLelouchxSuzaku.

"I have taken a considerable interest in you, bocchan," The butler continued as he interrupted the boy. Lifting a free hand, while his other arm cradled the small child with ease, he began to stroke the back of Ciel's head. "I've been watching you." / AU

So, Ciel promised Grell a day with Sebastian. What happens afterward?

What happens when Aidou reads a little story about Kaname and Zero? read to find out. UPDATED! Shizuka is reading yaoi!

Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.

Beware of raging hormones...

An obscure spell binds both Ron and Snape in the same body, Ron has the day, and Snape has the night. Ron is married to Hermione, and so is Snape. Which wizard ends up in charge? How can this trio survive? One husband can be a handful, but two?

Can Draco and Harry somehow put their past behind them when their sons become friends? Being a father sure changes things. And will the children realize when they cross the line and become more than friends? Warning: male/male situations. COMPLETE

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys

Yuuki is a fangirl—a YAOI fangirl. And she will stop at nothing to turn her yaoi fantasies into reality! Who will her lucky “victims” be? Crack, OOC-ness, yaoi, incest, evilfangirl!Yuuki. -Kaname x Zero x Ichiru-

Soo, this is a continuation of our first Documentary on, The Snape. Follow Clarence Clearwater through his documentaries on various characters throughout the book... and the continuation of irritating Snape.

Hermione is sent back to the marauder's seventh year, but her tangibility is in question when she finds people can see, hear and smell her yet when they try to touch they fall right through. Snape/Hermione. Guess it will be quite fluffy.

Just some poems on my take of how Draco might have felt during HBP and DH.Enjoy.

“He would never forget the smell of flowers.” George remembers the day he attended his first wake, and why ‘happily ever after’ is a fantasy after all. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::First Memory Challenge:: ::Just Dialogue/Description Challenge::

A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.

The song for HP fangirls and boys! THIS SONG IS FOR ALL SLASH FANGIRLS/BOYS not just DM/HP lovers, has a SS/HP moment in the song as well as a BZ/DT, mild Ginny-bashing. This song is also about all the great and committed authors/esses ..so yea not me

Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...

A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.

Spoilers; awkward, confused, onesided Rolo/Lelouch. Three moments from the two "brothers'" past.

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

One Shot. I know it's not Christmas Time, but I just had to post this. This is an angsty story where Harry meets his old lover, Draco, in a grocery store. It's better than my summery, trust me. Warning: SLASH, minor groping involved, Tissues may be needed

ZeKa, mentions of sexual relations between males, incest, violence, and alcohol abuse. Language. Kaname is dealing very badly with Zero's death, but Zero can do nothing to stop his depression, and Ichiru only fuels the fire. Guest appearance: Death.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Ritsuka's mother begins to beat him again. Seimei intervenes and procedes to take care of his brother. In the shower. Fluffiness ensues. Hurt/comfort.

Did brothers really do this? // LelouchxRolo.

Kaname's dying thoughts all revolve around the one thing he loved most: Zero. // Character death, Shounen-Ai. No spoilers.

You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Kaname's state of mind is rapidly decreasing when he is faced with his darkest of fears. Losing the ones he loves... to eachother. Zero X Kaname & slight Yuuki X Zero. Yaoi lemon right this way !

Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.

Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?

When the Dark Lord comes to the startling revelation that he is bald, he ventures out on an epic quest to locate the perfect hairpiece to accentuate his malevolence.

5 things Edward Cullen would never say. 1 thing Edward could never do.

Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.

So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly

New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...

DH spoilers! Harry Potter had it freaking EASY at Hogwarts. Albus Potter has to deal with Scorpius Malfoy, being his 'best friend', and ending up the cute little nice guy who found out nothing good ever seems to follow a Slytherin.

When Malfoy and Hermione argue one time too many, all hell breaks loose upon the houses of Hogwarts. A surge of magic is created and causes students and staff alike to randomly burst into song! Hogwarts will never be the same again. DM.HG

So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.

A battle over two thousand years old is finally laid to rest. (Contains blood, gore, violence, Biblical references, Blasphemy. If you're religious and easily offended, then this fic probably isn't for you.)