Konata: I don't know why I just can't stop! I mean, if I keep writing for it, the chapters will get crappier and less funny right? You guys are, like, way Prussia-awesome. *insert totally epic 'I'm a hero' America face here* I got 28 favs and 51 reviews! Seriously, I've never seen this amount of awesomeness since I heard Russia's English dub. I'll post this chappie then one more. Then it's done! I swear.

Zero: Why? Why?

Konata: Pfft. Don't complain you're happy you're Kaname's bitch.

Zero: …

Konata: OMFuckinG! The fan girls and Poland were, like, totally right. Pay up Ichijou.

Ichijou: *hands Konata a 2o* Konata does NOT own Vampire Knight, nor will she as long as she is ever in this corrupted world. She may own the Italian mafia or hell, Kingdom Hearts 3D but she will NEVER EVER-!

Konata: Damn you.

/

Song I'm listening to: Levan Polka by Hatsune Miku ('Cause leeks are, like, totally awesome like that)

Yagari Toga was pissed. 150 frickin vampire kills in one day and they still wouldn't give him a damn RAISE! He kicked down the next door he saw.

"Ah~You'll have to pay for that. I'll just deduct it from your paycheck." Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Yagari gave his boss a look that would kill in a second. Screw Death Notes. He had the glare of a thousand starving timber wolves on his side. But his boss was invincible. Rufus Shinra simply waved him off and motioned for Rude to wheel him off.

'Fuck you!' Yagari screamed in his head, lighting a cigar. And his phone just had to ring when he was surrounded by other hunters.

'A vague 3cm, ain't that a flexible rule? cho! (1)

For rapping, a sailor uniform... it isn't a disadvantage, bu.

Gotta do our best! Gotta do it!

That's when we catch and release, gyo

Darlin' darling FREEZE in the channel of my sweat, my sweat!*'

All heads turned when they heard that Oh-so unexpected ringtone coming from Yagari. Ears burning he ran into the nearest bathroom.

"Move bitch.*" Defenisizing the poor Vampire Hunter, Yagari closed the seat and sat. His day just got a hell of a lot worse but it was absolutely terrible when he saw who he got a text from.

"Cross." He said, inciting hatred. He read the text aloud,

"OMG! Like Yagari, you wouldn't believe what I saw today.

Zero, my like totally cute little son and, like, your, like totally cute student, wrote a yaoi story about, like, himself and Kaname. Here I'll, like, text it to you.

K+Z=Y

"'Kaname, we shouldn't. It wouldn't be fair for Yuki.' said a guilty looking Zero.

"So what?" The pureblood then….Oh my fucking God. Oh God. Oh God. My student's a HOE!"

The black haired 31-year old, then read the text over, making sure he wasn't hallucinating, repeating "My student's hoe. My student's a hoe." over and over until he finally came to a conclusion. He needed to get to cross Academy.

-Cross Academy

"DAMN IT ZERO! IMMA 'BOUT TO GO NINJA ON YOUR SORRY EMO ASS!"

"And then you find her woo hoo-Can I help you?"(Sexual Education with Demyx)

"Uh, no. Carry on." Yagari continued down the hallway, kicking down the door when he found it.

"FUCK YOU ZERO! IMMA GO DANCING SAMURAI ON YOUR SORRY HOE ASS!"

"Uh…Master?"

"I MEAN SHIT! YOU'RE LIKE A MAN WHORE!"

"Master."

"YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR `MOTHER CRY DAMN IT! YOU KNOW WHAT SHIZUKA WOULD SAY RIGHT NOW "Oh, Zero I always knew you had it in you." THE BITCH WOULD BE FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU! I DID NOT RAISE YOU TOL BE SOME DRAMATIC VAMPIRE'S BITCH! YOU WENT THROUGH YUKI AND KANAME! WHO'S NEXT SHIKI?"

"You know the fan girls would probably like to see that." Yuki said, pen and paper in hands.

"YOU'RE LIKE SOME RENT BOY! WHAT DO YOU PRANCE AROUND SUNFLOWER FIELDS IN SLUTTY SKIRTS? YOU'RE CONTRACT STATES THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EMO NOT GAY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BLOODY AND SHIRTLESS NOT PANTLESS AND FUCKING LIKE RABBITS!"

"DAD!"

"?"

"I'M NOT GAY!"

"…, good. "

"Wait!" Headmaster Cross appeared in the doorway, bound to a chair.

"He's gay!"

"No Dad. He's European." Yuuki said, still writing.

"He's Gay."

"He's European."

"If I may say, this man is gay AND European." Kaname stated waltzing in, randomly drenched in water, shirt partly opened.

"Ah, I came in looking sexy again. Cue screaming fan girls."

Day Class students and one Poland appeared in the windows, squealing like banshees.

"OMG! Master Kaname!"

"I would totally offer him my vital region."

"He's like, totally hot!"

"AIIIEE! HE, LIKE, TOTALLY JUST WINKED AT ME!"

"HE FLIPPED HIS HAIR! HE FLIPPED HIS HAIR!"

"YOU'RE FUCKIN EUROPEAN?" Yagari looked appalled. Zero just glared.

"I'm 5 percent French." (No offense intended to the French0

"That's it. I'm disowning you."

"What? Do you have something against the French? That's racism!"

"Watch Hetalia and you will know why you must have something against the French. I'm leaving. All right. According to our contracts, we play dramatic music, Yuuki says something dramatic and runs out, Zero following. Leaving me and Cross here to talk about something retarded to erase the lingering sexual tension."

"Oh okay. Zero, Kaname-senpai. I CAN'T choose between the two of you. I know I'm being selfish but-but- Oh, wait eye drops…Okay I'm good. But-But-!"

"Wait Yuuki!"

Zero and Kaname followed the girl out of the room, making Yagari and Kaien the only ones in the room.

"Um…We could randomly wear Prussia and Spain cosplay while singing Like a Boss by The Lonely Island?"

The vampire hunter shrugged.

"Sure."

"Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss

Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Song I'm listening to: Gay Bar (WTF? How did I go from leeks to nuclear wars?)

-Konata: I had it in the beginning but then I saw France's rape face and completely zoned out. I'm going to make the HTCSS chapter better though. Cause, it's going to be, like a totally awesome shonen action manga chapter with laughs, hilarious drama, weapons and YAOI!

Zero: The fan girl's mind works in such strange ways.

Konata: I know but the funny thing is, when I started this story, I hated the very thought of yaoi. Then I watched Katekyo Hitman reborn and was like, "That Kyoko girl is annoying. Make Tsuna go gay." Isn't that strange?

Ichijou: I have never heard anything like that before. Review! My chapter comes up next and I want it typed as soon as possible! Reviews make Konata work!"

In other news:

Demyx Time is the best YouTube show in the world. Hetalia is made of pure epicness. I laugh whenever I hear Russia's dub. I posted a new story on Fiction Press but my account's spazzing out on me so when my hits won't show. And….TsunaxGiotto or HDW! Tsuna should be one of the best yaoi pairings of all time, besides EnglandxAmerica. Two Mafia bosses going at it is, in fact, the meaning of the word sexiness.

Oh, and you just lost the game. (LOL! That's so old!XD!)