It was a rainy, rainy day.

Wait, does it even rain on Alternia?

You know what, let's just assume it does for the sake of the story.

Anyways, it was a rainy, rainy day. Sollux sat in his... whatever the fuck they call their rooms there. He was having a lazy day since he didn't have anything else to do besides sitting in front of his damn computer all day. Why wouldn't he be hunched over that keyboard all day anyways? It's all he EVER did, good weather or no good weather, the lazy bastard. It's amazing how he hasn't complained out a fucking crazy ass case of carpel tunnel. I mean, holy shit.

Anyways, anyways. He was making some code thingies and shit when he got some random ass fucking message from Eridan.

caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at BLANKITY BLANK BLANK

CA: hey sol
TA: what do you want, you priick?
CA: i wwas wwonderin if you wwould like to come ovver to my hivve and hang out
TA: fuck that.
CA: i figured you wwould say that, so i already came ovver to yours
TA: what? youre at my hiive?
CA: thats right sol
CA: wwhy dont you let me in?

Sollux finally parted himself from that GODDAMN computer. He had to see if Eridan was really there (because he actually loved him soooooo much) so he could KICK HIS DUMB FUCKING ASS. 2eriiou2ly, who doe2 that priick thiink he ii2? Sollux opened his door. Eridan was, in fact, there. "diid you 2eriiou2ly come to my hiive?" Eridan had this (sexy as fuck grin on his face that totally gave Sollux a double boner) disgusting creeper smile on his face. "wwhy yes i did." Sollux sighed. "and now ii 2uppo2e you want me two iinviite you iin, riight?" "thats right." Sollux sighed again and let him in. Not because he wanted to be nice, (but because he wanted to seduce the fuck out of him) but because he wanted to be a total ass to him.

AW, WHO THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO FOOL? HE WANTED ERIDAN, AND HE WANTED HIM NOW! "2o eriidan, ii 2o wa2n't ready for company. do you miind iif ii change iinto 2omethiing niicer?" Eridan looked over at Sollux. I mean, Sollux WAS just trying to get into something sexy to seduce Eridan, but he really did need to change. 198309180982370983 days straight in front of a computer screen will make you look a bit like a slob. "okay, sol. take your time." Sollux hurried away into his room. Eridan sat there awkwardly in Sollux's living room type room thingie waiting.

"why hello there, biig boy." Sollux walked back into the room. He was in a kinky little bee costume. Wait, why the fuck did he even have that? Seriously, what the hell, Sollux? I don't think I want to know what might have happened between you and Aradia... ANYWAYS. Eridan looked over. He almost fell over. "oh my, sol. youre lookin mighty sexy..." Sollux did a sexy pose. "do you really thiink 2o, eriidan?" He walked over to Eridan and sat on his lap. "wwhy yes i do." Sollux wrapped his legs around Eridan. OH GOD, LADYBONER. SORRY, OKAY, ANYWAYS. Eridan layed Sollux down. He pulled his pants down and began ramming into Sollux. "OH MII2TER AMPORA, OH YE2."

AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW OUR UNIVERSE WAS REALLY CREATED!