All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?

Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**

Lily Luna Potter years 3-7. Why is she stuck with a Little Malfoy tag-along? What do the coming years hold for them and everyone else? How will they change and grow, what will happen as they do, & who will end up with whom? Eventual femslash. Multiple pairings. Lily/OC. Also stars Scorpius Malfoy's OC little sister. Not T until Chap 29, really not until Chap 32 & nothing too major.

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

Teddy Lupin and Lily Luna Potter travel back in time to 1977 due to a broken timeturner, where they make new friends and reunite with the family they never had the chance to know. They always knew that one day they would have to leave. But how could they bear to leave knowing that it would be goodbye forever? Marauders 7th year, later OoTP (Teddy is 17, Lily is 7)

Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline

You have long nails that are painted an abrupt shade of turquoise, and I glance at them as they begin to wrap around my neck. SSMM, One-Shot.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

When 1999 is filled with torment, fear and Death at every corner, Hermione is given a mission, one that could potentially save the Wizarding World: Save Sirius Black.

"Do you know what you are, Lily?" You hear yourself speaking, but it is as if your lips are numb. "You are a love story. Your entire character. You are a romance novel, and I am reading it right now, and I am scared. I've never met a girl who was a storybook before." JPLE One-Shot.

Magnus Bane is the top fashion designer in all of the United States, but despite all of this, he still doesn't know his photographer until barging into his office one day. He's struck immediatly to the bone with this blue eyed, black haired man and sets off to win his affection. But when a rival company tries to unseat Magnus's fame, they target his blue eyed weak point. M for Yaoi

Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.

"You walk away from the boy with kisses and shockwaves dusted across his lips, and you become Betty Boop, crawling into your muggle Escalade, batting your spider eyelashes as salt drips down your dry, dry, cheeks." JPLE One-Shot, Experimental.

"I'm Lily," you say, almost breathlessly, sticking your hand out into his face. Taken aback, he almost falls over, but quickly regains his balance and grabs yours firmly, ending the gesture before you can even squeeze properly. "James," he replies, grinning with his canines, "James Potter. You're in Gryffindor too, right?" JPLE One-Shot.

"James. Can you please focus. You're not a dishevelled wandering star. You're not an artist. You're drunk right now, and high, and it's one in the morning and the girl you love is sleeping inside. Now be a man, go up to her, wake her up, give her the stupid flower, and ask her out, alright?" JPLE One-Shot.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Addictions were bad for you; no matter what it was you craved. Drugs, alcohol, sex, food, pain, or anything else. Too much of one thing is bad for you. So when Magnus finds himself stuck with an addiction, who can he turn to? Thankfully Alec's there for him, no matter what. But what if Alec has his own addiction to battle? Rated M for yaoi and violence

The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.

It's storming in Republic City, and Korra ends up getting stuck at Tahno's apartment after a training session. It's going to be harder to resist him than she thought, especially when the power goes out.

The ceremony was on a sunny September morning. She still was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Then, her hazel eyes found mine, and I knew, I would always love her... Sequel to My Life Would Suck Without You.

How I wanted the ending of Welcome Back Dusker to go. Ethan and Benny return to Ethan's and as Ethan takes a shower, Benny breaks down. Bethan slash! Warning : spoilers for the second season opener.

Unable to sleep, Korra wanders for some food, but eavesdrops on Bolin. Who is he talking to?

You don't read Lily/James because you crave a love story. You read Lily/James because you crave attention. JPLE One-Shot.

Home from Romania Charlie Weasley decides to get drunk before heading up to his room at the Leaky Cauldron. And seeing what his former captain is up to, how can Oliver Wood not get involved.

Magnus is going away for business and leaves Alec alone. They plan to make it up to each other over the phone and when the warlock gets back. Rated M for phone sex and lemons.

Todd and Viola have gone through hell, but as unfortunate as it is, it's their story. They walked hand in hand through chaos. But, when you think about it, everyone walked through a little bit of fire. A series of one shots with different POVs.

Isaac's thoughts as the bandages are removed from his new eyes.

Hazel Grace Lancaster, your story was not over yet.

Scorpius is taking the plane for the first time, and Albus is more than willing to help him relax. PWP.

Jet wasn't a stalker. He just happened to be roomed close to Lee on the ship to Ba Sing Se. And he just happened to hear odd noises coming from said room What if Lee was in trouble?

Jet has befriended Zuko and his uncle in Ba Sing Se, and the Freedom Fighter can't help but notice how tense his new friend is. So Jet takes it upon himself to help 'relieve' Zuko's stress. Rated M for Yaoi and language.

In which Scorpius finds himself at a muggle pub on Christmas Eve, hating everything from the cheesy carols, to his now ex-girlfriend. Scorpius/Rose, oneshot.

What would the Harry Potter characters do in the situation of, say, Little Red Riding Hood or Snow White? Give me prompts! One-shots. Contains everything from slash, AU, crack, fluff, smut, happily ever afters. Remus/Sirius, Draco/Harry

Cinna almost never loses his cool around other people, because he puts all of his emotions into his work. But that doesn't mean that his feelings aren't just as passionate as everyone else's. One shot. Cinna's POV.

We could, you know, see planets and be lonely together and stuff. -—Lily runs away with the Doctor; for Jenny.

Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.

When Lily has to baby-sit for the Potters she never expects to fall for their eldest son. But for just how long can she resist the charming James Potter?

Benny/Ethan. In which Benny's attempts at magic fail again and Ethan suffers the consequences but maybe things don't end so badly after all.

Daen likes Seamus. Seamus hates the "F" word. And the cold. And the Slytherins. There are a million and one ways to summarize a cute story about these two, but they are all ridiculously cheesy. If you like Dean and Seamus, you will probably like this.

Oneshots of Ethan and Benny when they were young. Childish Benny/Ethan slash. Hope it's adorable.

"But he's annoying." Benny accentuated the last word, looking expectantly at Ethan. "Don't you agree that he gets on your nerves?"

People are brought together and lives are shattered during the first 24 hours after the war. [RHr, HG & others]

Neville, Harry, and Ron were confused as to why they were seeing two Deans in the room; one standing with them and one lying motionless on the floor in front of Seamus. But Seamus was terrified. The Dean in front of him was dead. Deamus Dean/Seamus Slash

My Babysitter's a Vampire. "And sitting on the ground was a teeny, tiny version of Ethan, all wrapped up in clothes that were entirely too big for him." Benny accidentally turns Ethan into a four-year-old child, & really? Fate has a cruel sense of humor.

AU: Every weekend they would go on an adventure. "The mer-people have stolen the most important thing in the world to you. What did they take?" "… you." RHr, complete.

Seamus hates everything about the way he looks. He hides his body from his friends all the time. Can Dean change that? Deamus Slash.

It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW

Scorpius Malfoy is going nowhere in life, thanks to a combination of lonely alcoholism and frustrating unemployment. And then one day he stumbles right into potential salvation. And then he pukes on their shoes.

Ginny Weasley makes deal with Draco Malfoy one day and he becomes her love coach. Will this help her gain the love of the boy she loves or only make matters worse? Read and find out!

Twenty years after the Second War, Draco returns to the family's stable. Just a big barn full of empty promises...or is it? Based on Poseida Lunar's "If Horses Were Wishes."

It's been two months since Hannah broke up with Ben and he won't talk to her. Hannah is devastated, but life has to go on. And so, she continues her life as London's hottest escort. The clients are crazier, the sex is hotter, and the stakes are higher.

Remus was just curious, and Sirius is rather thrown. RLSB flufflet.

"We loved you," James says quietly, staring intensely at you as you break down into sobs, "I loved you. He lied." JPLE Oneshot.

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

"Mister Potter!" A sharp voice rang out, Lily's face heating up as James casually removed his lips from her neck, "What do you think you're doing to Miss Evans?" "Ravishing her, of course." JPLE One-Shot.

'"You always want things you can't have, James." ... Suddenly, he picks her up, and her legs are wrapped around his waist, and she's slammed into the wall, and his lips are on hers, and his lips are on hers, and his lips are on hers ...' JPLE One-Shot.

James gets Sirius to confess his feelings for a certain werewolf...and he has a planned game to get Sirius to confess them to Remus as well! Warnings: Slash, don't like don't read!

The Marauders somehow swap bodies during the night. James is squashy, Sirius is an angel, Peter is a lady-killer, and Remus is scared for his life. Mayhem and mischief abound! -Hints at R/S and L/J-

The Head Girl makes a mistake. Now the Head Boy is in the Hospital Wing with no recollection of who he is or who she is- but he certainly doesn't care enough to keep his perverse thoughts to himself. One-Shot. Rated M for naughty language and sex talks.

Hermione is forcing Ron into taking ballroom dancing lessons for Hugo's wedding and who does he run into taking the tango class before his? None other than Draco Malfoy! Pairings: Ron/Hermione Rose/Scorpius Hugo/OC Draco/every girl in his tango class?

People don't fit into labels, or neat little boxes. Can you ever say someone is really just smart, loyal, cunning, or brave? Never a mixture? Always a definitive line, thick and black, clean cut? No of course not. The sorting hat stops sorting.

Nobody expected the year after Fred's death would be easy. But nobody expected George would have to lose so much, just to live through it.

Turn to Gold Sequel. Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, former arch-emenies, have been happily dating for 2 1/2 yrs. But what if they're not the same people they were at 14? What do they truly want? Can the first person you're ever with really be "The One"? The cover art is the album cover for Anthony Rapp's "Look Around", the album which inspired this story. I do not own it.

James' gag gift to Sirius doesn't produce the intended results.

AU: The Weasley siblings were nobodies when the war ended, but getting drunk on New Year's realises their dreams: to become rich, famous, married, to have a baby, to get that top job and to find true love. Too bad they've got to do it all within a year ... [RHr, HG and others, complete]

Molly and Salazar, because time keeps rolling. -For Jenny.

Rose Weasley is home for the Holiday break after her 5th year, and Hermione is wondering why her daughter seems a bit off. Turns out that the culprit is 'this boy in Ravenclaw...'.

Thalia is a huntress, she can't fall in love. Especially with a god. Especially not with Artemis's brother. Join her in her quirky quest to get over him!

Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy hated each other. Of course they did. But what happens when Albus finds Scorpius sobbing in the bathroom? Cutting, depression, attempted suicide, abuse, some violence, language. Slash. But don't be deterred.

Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?

She is young and she smells like sunshine. - -MollySalazar.

This is a Harry/Severus care/bonding fic. Harry gets sick during detention with Severus and Severus has to care for him until he gets better. References to child abuse not by Severus . Mild swearing. 1st sequel is up and complete, 2nd sequel is in progress.

oneshot. She was broken... in pieces. He had never seen her so ... menacing. It disturbed him greatly. It wasn't the Granger he knew... Nor was it the Granger he'd fallen madly in love with...

A spell gone wrong causes Sirius to be de- aged, and who better to look after him than Remus and James! Can Remus and James show Sirius that it is possible to have a good childhood? Contains spanking, slash and mentions of abuse

I don't get what you want from me, but I now hope it's the same thing I want from you...RW/SM oneshot

Scorpius is observant, thus always right. Albus is confused and Rose is disapointed. Slash- new generation

LJ. "Once, someone – Sirius Black – told me that the day I fell for James Potter is the day the world ends. The apocalypse. Judgment day. Great. Well, Sirius, steal all of Lupin's chocolate while you can." Oneshot. Please review.

For the Conversations with a Hat Challenge. From Lily Evans to Scorpius Malfoy.

It's no secret that Ron is a skilled chess player. But when his opponent is Hermione's father, who will emerge the victor?

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

Aang literally awoke one day and realized: he doesn't love Katara like he used to. So, restless one night, he talks to Toph before leaving to visit an old friend. But little does he know that his friend is who he needs. .:. Zukaang. 3-part oneshot. Smut!

Sokka, Jet and Zuko fooling around in a hot tub at the Western Air Temple? Why yes. Crackish bit of stuff written as a thank you for a job well done. Swearing and guy on guy on guy sexual situations and not much else.

Albus Severus Potter has something to say to his dad . Also , Ron should not eat while someone is saying something important . ASP/SHM . Just a short humor fic .

Dean Thomas always liked to draw. He needs a model for his newest idea, and Seamus is eager to help. Two boys, one small, hidden clearing, and some art supplies. What could possibly go wrong? DTSF

James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.

Not to quote Shakespeare, but... — Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, and name-calling. oneshot, slight Rose/Scorpius

Crabbe and Goyle both find themselves in love with the same girl. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through a love song, right? Will they ever win her affection?

A little story for each of the 5 different emotions I picked. Made to get rid of writer's block, sorta like a 5-shot. One shot for each day of the week.

I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley hate each other...don't they? Now appointed Head Boy and Girl, that means they'll be spending a lot of time together. Will they be able to stand each other for their last year of Hogwarts?

Rose and Scorpius. Friends? Erm. Whatever you the reader says. Rose and Scorpius won't dislike eachother because of names, oh no, it's just a big personality clash... Read and Review. Please and thank-you.

Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG

In which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.

...by Ron Weasley. Ron's worrying about how to propose to Hermione but un fortunately, his brothers are all there to give him a helping hand. He just has to remember to keep calm, not drop the ring and avoid verbal diarrhoea where possible.

Harry and Hermione look at a picture and pretend. Not Harmony, just friends.

**Next gen fic: A Weasley and a Malfoy actually being FRIENDS is strange enough, the idea of them being anything MORE than that is simply preposterous... Isn’t it? Rose/Scorpius-- Through Hogwarts and beyond, their changing relationship. **NOW COMPLETE!**

**Next gen one-shot: Teddy Lupin has certainly inherited more than just one character trait from his mother. Pure fluff. Teddy/Victoire.**

In an AU version of post-DH by two years , Arthur receives some very bad news. How will the rest of the family cope? Idea came from an interview with JKR -- rated T for language

Scorpius has an obsession. warnings: non-explicit sex, incest, dub-con, dark fic! pairings mentioned: Scorpius/Lily, Scorpius/Rose, Scorpius/Albus, Scorpius/James, Louis/Hugo, Molly/Lucy

Ever wanted to know how to cause the Harry Potter characters to spontaneously combust? No? Ah, well - I've decided to tell you anyway. Ten ways to annoy the heck out of each Harry Potter character... read, enjoy, and please review!

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Lily Evans lives off consistency. James Potter craves change. So what happens when James steals Lily’s pajamas?

LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?

The Weasley brothers are convinced that a potion is behind Hermione's new infatuation with Percy.

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

A love story. My first attempt at a non-one-shot. Rated M for future content.

I tried to create a plot. I really tried. I failed. :

Lily & James are assigned to be secret pen pals. While their secret personas are becoming close friends, in the real world they're developing a complicated friendship. What'll happen when they meet face to face under their real identities? Only time will tell. Written PreDH. Edited 9/2013; additional epilogue planned and upcoming.

What does Draco find in Hermione's diary? Very cliche, very unrealistic, very out of character. If that bothers you, move on, dude. It's all in good fun... Warning: fluff

LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.

Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!

In which Ron and Hermione try to get some alone time in a broom cupboard, Harry and Ginny have the exact same idea, and everyone begins to realize the war is finally over. [RHr with a side of HG, DH spoilers abound]

Girls, advice columns, death wishes, and more when the boys pass notes in class and Hermione butts in. [mentions of rhr, hg]

Ginny discovers exactly what Harry's planning, and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. HG, oneshot, written before DH.

Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.

Five times Ron Weasley cried. [rhr centric, oneshot, 31Days prompt]

Fred Weasley was depressed. Angelina was what was depressing him. So the solution? Syrup on pancakes of course! FWAJ. read and review if you like the suggestion: go drown yourself in the lake or bathtub or something, the toilet is unsanitary.

When Oliver Wood goes mental after one particularly horrible practice, Katie Bell sets out to prevent concussions, death by homicidal Quaffles, and hypothermia. As it turns out, she's in for a bit more than she bargained for. [KatieOliver oneshot]

With one secret between all three of them, Harry knows he'd be a failure of a best mate if he didn't make Ron and Hermione admit the blatantly obvious before it's too late. [rhr, mentions of hg, oneshot]

It's strange now that i think about how it happened. I think it started when my broom sort of...slipped out of my hand and sort of...hit her. [KatieOliver], quite funny please Read and Review.Happy New Year, readers! oneshot

I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R

Seamus is a flirt and nobody cares. Well... except Dean, that is. [Seamus Dean Slash]

Ron owes Krum a favor he can never repay. RHr oneshot, written before DH.

For as long as Lily could remember, she loved the rain. She always would. Short sweet oneshot, LJ. fluff will prevail my kumquats.

What would happen if McGonagall decided to take a day off...and Sirius and James were left in charge of her class? Mayhem included and marauder chaoskind of OOC but that's what makes it fun! RR kids. no longer a oneshot

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

A short and sweet semidrabble. Lily Evans is sitting by the lake when James asks the inevitable and age old Will You Go Out with me Evans? plz RR, fluff shall prevail, kids. Oneshot

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

A little game of truth is played. The catch? There is no way they can lie. SeamusDean. Oneshot.

[Complete] One shot. A young Salazar Slytherin receives a talk about girls from his father. Fluff. SalazarRowena

On her last day at Hogwarts as a student, Hermione Granger gives a gift to her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Will it make him smile? COMPLETE

Harry tries to come up with a special Valentine's gift for Ginny.

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.