Disclaimer: The Harry Potter series belongs to JKR. I'm not that great.
A/N: Hey Weenie: There's a shoutout to you in here. You just have to find it! ANd to everyone else: Enjoy!
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" Draco asked, holding up a camera. Hermione raised an eyebrow. Wasn't a camera a muggle machine?
"Can I have your picture so I could show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas," Hemrione replied before turning around and leaving.
Draco took a picture of her anyways. "Don't listen to her Santa," He murmered to himself, before going off to mail his wishlist.
XOXO
"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!" Draco's elegant scrawl glowed up at Hermione. She took her attention off of her Proffesor to turn around and glare at Draco. He just smiled back smugly. Hermione rolled her eyes at his behavoir. How immature
"No, but I can give you directions to the Infirmary. I think you have some mental problems since you think that these pick up lines are goign to work on me!" She wrote aggresively in response, handing it back to him, before turning back to her notes. Draco just let out a sigh, pocketed the note, and stared at the back of her head for the rest of the period.
XOXO
"Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!" Hemrione turned around to be met with that same arrogant smirking face. She glared once again.
"Nope it's Joe. Now leave me alone!" Hermione hissed angrily before sweeping out of the room. "How annoying! He doesn't know when to shut up. This is getting on my nerves," she mumbled quietly to herself and she careened through the halls.
XOXO
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend," Draco said, approaching Hermione at Hogsmade.
"Sorry but I dont have a twin," Hermione replied before brushing past him with Harry and Ron. Ron just gaped at Draco. Harry smirked knowingly at Hemrione and nudged her. Hermione rolled her eyes. Boys are so immature.
XOXO
"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!" Hermione's stalker announced as they worked on the assignment that they were paired up for.
"I hope you know the Heimlich Manouver because that line just made me choke on my puke," she replied giving Draco a horribly fake smile.
He just grinned back at her, "Actually I do. Do you want me to perform it on you?" Hermione wrinkled her nose in disgust and scooted away.
"No. It's okay. It'd rather die from the puke than have you touch me," she replied, giving Draco her own smirk in return.
Draco just pouted.
XOXO
Hermione, Harry, and Ron sat at the Three Broomsticks drinking buttebeer and talking amongst themselves. Suddenly, Draco sauntered over. Hemrione raised an eyebrow, "What do you want?"
"Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me," he replied, slipping her a 10 dollar bill.
"I'm going to need more than that, because that would take a while."
Ron laughed. Harry nudged Hermione and gave her a wink. Draco just walked off sulkily.
XOXO
"Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?" Draco exclaimed in amazement.
"I'm sorry I was smiling at the guy next to you," Hermione replied, before brushing past him and going to talk to the Rvaenclaw that she claimed to have smiled at. Draco glared at the other boy. The Ravenclaw jsut smirked back.
XOXO
"Do you have a baindaid? Because I just fell for you," Draco announced.
"No." Hermione just rolled her eyes and walked away.
Draco pouted.
XOXO
"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?" Draco questioned, pushing Ron to the side and taking the seat next to Hermione. Hermione could feel that gaze of everyone in the Great Hall on them. WHy did he have to flirt with her at dinner too?
"With you? No thanks," Hermione responded cooly, turning back to her dinner. The Great hall burst into laughter. Draco scowled and left to rejoin the Slytherins, who were laughing the hardest of all. Ron just continued to chug down his food, oblivious to what was going on.
XOXO
"Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind," Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down in the seat next to her, putting his bookbag down on the floor beside him.
"No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory," Hermione murmered back. In her head, she was yelling at the teacher for placing her next to Malfoy of all people.
XOXO
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me," Draco recited the rhyme in front of the literature class, not taking his eyes off of hermione as he said it. The class gave their normal week applause, along with a few raised eyebrows. He sat back down in his seat next to Hermione.
"Actually falling from a really high tree probably would be fun compared to falling in love with you; You really should try it!"
"Only if you try it with me," Draco responded sweetly.
XOXO
"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world," Draco declared, handing her a beautiful rose.
"If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break," Hermione said, refusing to accept the flower.
XOXO
Knock! Knock! Hermione got up off her armchair byt the fire, and left her book there. Yawning, she went over to the portrait hole and opened it.
"I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!" Draco said,
"I just wanted to show you where the door is," Hermione replied, slamming the portrait closed in front of him.
XOXO
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
"Are you trying to be cool?"
XOXO
" May I flirt with you? "
"May I walk away?"
A/N: Hope you had some laughs. I certainly did.
The bandaid pick up line belongs to LarrytheStapler (aka Weenie). It's hers! No one else can have it. Only I can borrow it! Though it is without her permission...Oh well. At least I credited her. She still loves me anyways...Right? Right? Why isn't she saying anything?! I SAID 'RIGHT?' SAY RIGHT ALREADY! NOOO SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! -SOB- (Okay enough my my wierd rambles)
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