HIYA DEVOTED READERS!! READ THE WHOLE PROFILE, AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER BECAUSE IT IS REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD!! I concur! most of the bold AND underlined stuff is me, CC, and the regular is CA Oh and I (CA) went back and deleted most of the stuff that didn't relate directly to us, because I know so much scrolling can be a hassle. I FINALLY changed our avatar. im gonna change it back later but i couldnt help it. i love cuppy-cakes!! -ca

OH AND FOR FUNNY QUOTES BY US READ THE STORY ABOUT THREE MAD GIRLS!!

This account belongs to two best friends who like Harry Potter but love his father more! We are obsessive Lily/James shippers with the emphasis on the James part. Apart from fanfiction, we have many things in common, including our name (Caroline), our favorite color (purple), our birthstone (amethyst) (which is also purple) (that means that our birthdays are in the same month), and our love of reading (some of our favorites are Twilight, Maximum Ride, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, Peter and the Starcatchers, anything by Roald Dahl, Carl Hiaasen, Jane Austen, Lemony Snicket, and our favorite, Once Upon a Potty by Alona Frankel. O yeah, look it up. And of course the Harry Potter series.) AND BEING JAMES POTTER OBSESSIVES! We are each other's betas. Sometimes one of us will write a story and the other will edit it or sometimes the other way around. (MOSTLY CA DOES THE MOST WRITING BUT CC SPENDS HOURS EDITING BECAUSE CA IS TYPING SPED!) Like, siriusly, she CAN'T type. at all. nothing. nada. zippo. Sometimes we both write the equal amount and edit the equal amount. But not that often. So yeah. Caroline A is James Potter's lover and is the crazy one who will probably spontaneously combust from excitement any second now and has horrendous spelling. Yeah live with it. She is also EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH FANG AND IS HIS LOVER AND IS GOING TO MARRY HIM AND GET MAD SCIENTISTS TO GRAFT WINGS TO HER BACK SO SHE CAN FLY TOO!! Caroline C is also in love with Jamesbut at least she is not stupid enough to come close to outward combustion every time he is mentioned. Rather, she combusts on the inside where no-one can see. Occasionally, Caroline A's older sister (whom she loathes with a passion) will contribute an idea or two to our stories, which we generally ignore, as they mostly involve her as Sirius's pregnant pet monkey and/or Lupin's secret girlfriend. Another occasional contributor to our stories is someone named POOF! Well, that's her nickname. She enjoys the using the term "fun SUCKER!" in her writing, so if you see that, you know it's her!

Well, you really didn't need to know all that, but we told you anyway!

Oh jsuk CA slaved and slaved for six hours on the following profile and it is freaking hilarious and she would appreciate if you would read the whole thing...it is like a fanfiction story in itself! THANX!! :) Yeah and then I spent like another two hours going through and editing/adding my own stuff. So a total of 8 hours of work. READ IT!

OH BTW WE COPIED MOST OF THE BELOW STUFF FROM CHETCHEERIO SO CHECK HER OUT!! GREAT WRITING!!

Okay, so basically we're uber random, uber smart girls who are total bookworms. We love to write original stories as well as fanfictions, and we read all the time. Our friends tell us we have very serious issues; sometimes we think that if we weren't so smart the doctors would diagnose me with A.D.H.D. and then the nice men in the white coats would come and get me :) (Actually that has already happened to CA... and CC's days are numbered). Oh dear. I didn't know that. We're kind of shy around people we don't know, but we open up after a while. Our only outside friends on fanfiction are POOF! and kab but my other friends use the site sometimes. What are you talking about? Your "other" friends? ?? Hey just because YOU don't have other friends...

We're absolutely in love with books; We each have our own personal library in our rooms, with books overflowing onto the floor. There are about, we don't know, two dozen undeveloped original stories on our computers. Everyone says CA has a natural gift for storytelling, and that CC is good with editing and occasionally starting or finishing one of CA's stories, and that those are our callings. Uhh... what? Who says that? Who? And editing is not my calling! geez! CA hopes to become a professional author one day, and apparently the people on this site seem to think that she is a great writer. CC is keeping her options open. I want to be a math teacher, actually. NERD!

General stuff about us...

Names: Caroline and Caroline... or the Carolines (if u think well give u our last names go jump of a cliff)

Ages: 14(caroline is 26 days older than me, but we were supposed to be born on the same day! But then she was super early and i was late so yeah)

Hair Colors: CA: brown with gold streaks...turning blonder everyday bc i am a diver CC: blond with amazingly beautiful natural highlights yeah right

Eyes: CA: hazel that turn brown, green, blue, gray, and a mix depending on what im wearing CC: blueish-gray...lies and says they turn green I do NOT lie! Ummmmm...yes you do.

Locations: Like we're going to tell you. But we live in the same town and go to the same school...(we're in 8th grade)

Coolest Places We've Been: CA: my bed (and CHINA! hello?!) CC: everywhere!! (CA is soooo jealous)

Hobbies lots of writing and reading, CA: diving, flute, eating, sleeping, getting hyper CC: gymnastics, clarinet, watching CA sleep, eat, and get hyper clarinet is NOT a hobby. i hate band and im quitting next year!! Well I am TRYING to quit, but our psycho band teacher is stalking me to get me to do it...NOTHING WILL DETER HIM!! AHHHH!!

Talents: We play instruments (CA:flute and piano (which i quit this year) ) (CC: clarinet... so damn whiny! again, i HATE it! we play sports (CA dives CC gyms...the nastics...yeah theres no verb form of gymnastics. sucks.), We're good at EVERYTHING, and we can make people laugh, oh and we make friends with everyone though we aren't in that psycho group of "popular" kids

Status: INSANE!! and CA is an evil mastermind juvenile delinquent who didn't get caught, and CC is the evil informer/decoy who is kinda a juvenile delinquent who didn't get caught... (looooooooooong story) (that was sooooo bad, but it felt soooo awesome to be a deliquent. plus, it was for a good cause: our social lives) shhhh...if we get review on any story about this i swear we will tell you...just with changed names and stuff...

Things We Like:

1. Writing

2. Reading (I think reading should be number one!) This is just the order in which I happened to type it!

3. Hanging out w/ 2 other best friends (one is POOF! the other is kab aka Pinky

4. Sleeping/Eating a lot!!

5. Being Juvenile Delinquents

6. Staying up till odd hours in the morning emailing and reading fanfiction woot woot!

Things We Hate:

1. Certain boys (Subject X!!)and the male counterpart of alligator!!) inside joke!!

2. Smug grins

3. CA: English Teacher and Art Teacher and Spanish Teacher (tho spanish is getting better) CC: French Teacher...and who knows what other subjects and last year's math, french, social studies, and english teachers. yeah that was a long year.

4. CC: CA's bad grammar and spelling (it drives her nuts) Ahhhhhhh!! SEE? Mention it and she nearly has an aneurism.

5. When people take FOREVER TO UPDATE THEIR STORIES!! - goes in corner and cries uncontrollably - )

Things We Are Obsessed With:

1. JAMES POTTER!!

2. CA: FANG!!

3. Anime (CA) i like the Max Ride manga book. iggy is soooo hot in that

4. School yup. we're nerds.

5. Sugar

6. Phones/computers where we can talk about James, Fang, and Fanfiction

7. Reviews hint hint

8. FANG!! (CA)

Favorite TV Shows:

1. House (both and POOF!'s fave show)

2. CSI (CA)

3. Drake and Josh (CC) that show is soooooo fing hilarious!!

4. ALIAS (CA)

5. 24 (CA)

6. American Idol (sort of)

Favorite Animes/Mangas: (CA)

1. Shugo Chara

2. H2O

3. Black Cat

4. A bunch of Japanese ones I can't spell

Favorite Books:

1. Harry Potter

2. Maximum Ride

3. Twilight

4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

5. Warriors

6. The Inheritance Cycle isn't it the inheritance trilogy? WHETEVER!!

7. The Mortal Instruments

Favorite Bands/Singers: (o boy this might take a while!)

1. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

2. Three Days Grace (love this band!!)

3. 3 Doors Down

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. 3OH!3

6. Fall Out Boy

7. Nickelback

8. The Fray

9. The Killers

10. Paramore

11. We the Kings

12. Metro Station

13. U2

14. Boys Like Girls

15. All American Rejects

16. Lady Gaga

17. THE VERONICAS!!

18. Death Cab for Cutie

CC's:

19. Cute Is What We Aim For

20. Panic! At the Disco

21. Maroon 5

22. Collective Soul

23. Green Day

24. Iron & Wine

25. Kelly Clarkson

26. My Chemical Romance

Pretty much everything except rap

Favorite Songs: o god this is awful...wat to choose...wat to choose...

1. Never Too Late - Three Days Grace

2. Me Against the World - Simple Plan

3. Stand My Ground - Within Temptation

4. Addicted - Saving Abel

5. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

6. Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (!!)

7. Riot - Three Days Grace

8. Drown - See band from above

9. Right Round - Flo Rida

10. Time of Dying - Three Days Grace

11. Cat and Mouse - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

12. Angels Cry - "

13. Waiting - "

14. Damn Regret - "

15. Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights

16. Over My Head (cablecar) - The Fray

17. How to Save a Life - Also by the Fray

18. You Found Me - Guess who's it by! You guessed it: The Fray

19. Bad Boy - Cascada

20. Headstrong - Trapt (like my theme song)

21. Beautiful Disaster - Kelly Clarkson

22. Mr. Brightside - The Killers

23. Electric Feel - MGMT

24. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

25. That's What You Get + Crushcrushcrush - Paramore

26. Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolph or whatever his name is

27. UNTOUCHED - The Veronicas

28. Poker Face - Lady Gaga

29. Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

30. Starlight + Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

31. Shake It- Metro Station

32. Around the World- The Hit Crew

33. 5 Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls

34. Bottoms Up -Keke Palmer

35. Somebody Told Me - The Killers

This is only one billionth of CA's fave songs because CC isn't here right now and I needed to be able to give her room...

my turn!! hehehehe

Pretty much all of those and...

36. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Panic! At the Disco

37. There's a Class for This - Cute is What We Aim For

38. Risque - CiWWAF

39. The Curse of Curves - CiWWAF

40. The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls

41. Thunder - Boys Like Girls

42. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

43. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5

44. Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

45. Teenagers - MCR

46. Be My Escape - Relient K

47. High of 75 - Relient K

48. Who I am Hates Who I've been - Relient K

49. Seventeen Forever - Metro Station

50. Check Yes Juliet - We the Kings

51. Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

52. If Everyone Cared - Nickelback

53. 1985 - Bowling For Soup

54. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations

55. If Today was you Last Day - Nickelback

56. Decode - Paramore

57. Damaged - Danity Kane yeah boston!!

58. What is Love - Haddaway

59. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects

60. I Want it that way - Backstreet Boys

61. I don't wanna be in love (dance floor anthem) - Good Charlotte

62. Walkin on sunshine - the Kizooks version

63. I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2

64. Juliet - LMNT

65. My Generation - The Who

66. I Want You to Want me - Cheap Trick

67. 100 years - Five for Fighting

68. Sweet About me - gabriella Cilmi

69. Swear It again - Westlife

70. Leave out all the rest - Linkin Park

71. Big Yellow Taxi - Counting Crows

72. Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest

73. Obvious - Westlife

74. The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

75. Castles in the Sky - Ian van Dahl

76. Suddenly I see - KT Tunstall

77. anything by the beach boys!!

78. anything by the beatles!!

79. I do not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson

80. Impossible - Kelly Clarkson

81. Don't let me stop you - KC

82. All I ever wanted - KC

83. Already Gone - KC

84. If I can't have you - KC

85. Whyyawannabringmedown - KC

86. Long shot - KC

87. I want You - KC

89. WIZARD ROCK!! I LOVVVVEEE THE ARTISTS: HARRY AND THE POTTERS, THE MOANING MYRTLES, THE REMUS LUPINS, AND THE WHOMPING WILLOWS (matt, you ARE a wizard rock heart throb!!)

Favorite Songs/Music to Listen to While We Write:

1. CA: Uhhhhh...everything

2. CC: yup pretty much everything above. especially WRock (if its HP fanfiction) and CIWWAF

Stories in Progress:

1. 5 Date Rule

We know, we know, we know! It has been forever, but you know what? CA just wrote 29 freaking pages of a new story that CC is struggling to edit, and finish using guidelines CA set out for her. So we are a little tied up. And we are writing like 10 other stories too. So shut up and wait. If CA's mum were here she would say, "Can you find a nicer way to say that please?" But really, we have heard our friends bitch about and other people saying UPDATE! So hold on and let us post other stuff first.

2. Fighting Fate

3. Mistexts

4. We are currently writing TONS just not posting it... We KNOW OKAY!! BAD US!! OKAY!!

Random Test I Found on Someone Else's Profile!!

Whats the last book you read? Last completed or umcompleted? CA: OMFG I JUST FINISHED MAX AND IT WAS AMAZING!! AHHHH!! CC IS REALLY SLOW SO SHE ISN'T DONE. TSK TSK! CC: reading The Angel Experiment, and done with a lot of books just like CA (but slower) (i've read the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th maxrides already... the library was out of tAE.

What's on your TV right now? I dunno what's on YOUR TV right now? Stupid question really. I mean hello...I am on the computer typing this... (CA) uhhh... blackness... i don't watch that much TV

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My Evil Sister, said, "No, you can not 'borrow' coughstealcough, my earphones!" (CA) CC: my dad. "ok, ok, ill get off the computer and clean my room!" (which i didn't do)

Where are you? At the computer...in my kitchen so that there is easier access to food. (CA)CC: same here

What was the last thing you ate? Cookie Dough (CA) CC: ate? applesauce. that stuff is good. drank? vitamin water! (balance flavor... i'm a gymnast, remember?) chewed? trident tropical flavored gum.

What's your personality like? Humorous, definitely obsessive, I hoard books and movies a lot, I'm loyal to my friends, Kinda perverted (thanks to being on a diving team with mostly teenage boys...and my friend kab. she used to have the dirtiest mind of the four of us, but i think i might have surpassed her recently. she actually told ME to get MY mind out of the gutter the other day!) ... my personality is very complex and i am kind of whoever I want to be whenever I want to be...ALWAYS EXTREME! NO MIDDLE GROUND EVER! (CA)CC: whooo!! pretty much same stuff but take the pervert thingy down a few notches... That's a lie...well maybe a FEW notches...

What was the last thing you thought? I LOVE FANG SOOOOOO MUCH! AND JAMES. BUT MOSTLY FANG!! (CA) CC: my little brother is WEIRD. (cause he just yelled the word "YAMS!" really really loud)

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Republican, like me! (CA) CC: Texas. big state.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy Maximum Ride and make James Patterson and JK Rowling write more faster. And buy all the electronics and clothes and food I want. And put most of it away and donate a lot. Travel the world. Help out my family. Pay scientists to graft wings to MY back and create Fang so that we could get married. Yeah... (CA) CC: whoo same stuff. first the author thingy, then ill buy a TON of shoes and jeans and trench coats and earrings and i want to go to fiji!! and then eat a lot of really really good pasta (my fave food) and then search the world for james potter look-alikes and make them form a nudist colony around me (squee! emerson wall of shame again) o yeah and kill emerson's fiance so i could marry him. yup. and go to a good college. then donate the rest to charity. i would b really happy if i got a million dollars.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Ummmm... do you really want to know that? JK JK JK!! LOL!! I WAS KIDDING!! It is my life, my iPod Touch. (CA) CC: my poople (purple-- lol kyra & courtney if ur reading this!) phone!!

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothin', but I just had cookie dough and grape juice... not at the same time tho... that would be downright FOUL! (CA) CC: notin. but like i said, applesauce!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This...DUH! And the UBERLONGSTORYOFUBERLONGNESS (ULSOUL) that doesn't have a name now and is like 50 pages. (CA) CC: this. an email to CA. an AIM conversation w/ kab. and of course ULSOUL. and 5 date. and a new story called shirtless.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? "I could see her trying to avoid looking at our various bruises, scrapes and cuts. Well, if you're six feet away from a building when it explodes at you, you're gonna get a little banged up. Fact of life." (Max!! Maximum Ride Book 5 James Patterson!!) (CA) CC: "A single mammoth provided tons of meat, enough to feed a group of people for months." (my SS textbook)

What's it like being you? FREAKING AWESOME!! HELLO?! I am QUEEN OF THE SPORK ARMY!! It doesn't get much better than that! All of my friends think that my dad is the best dad EVER and I think that my mom has slightly Nazi-ish tendencies but they are both pretty strict and fun when they need to be. Oh yeah, I am in a permanent feud with my elder sister, and basically raised my younger brother whom I adore very much and taught everything i know (whether that is a good or bad thing is your judgement call :)), and even though he is two years younger than me is going to marry kab who is my age. I have an adorable kitty named Whisper who gets fatter everyday. My entire life consists of: Waking up at the crack of dawn (6)...going to school adoring most of my classes and teachers and making inside jokes with my friends...coming home slaving over homework...diving...home for more homework...going to bed...staying up reading fanfiction on my iPod til like 2 in the morning...and EATING ALL THE TIME! (CA) CC: yeah its pretty freakin cool. my life is awesome. i have the bestest friends in the world. i have fanfiction!! i have HP, twilight, and MaxRide. i have a totally awesome summer house!! I have the cutest Portugese water dog ever named Ollie. and i have two sometimesannoyingbutalwaysfunny little brothers. and i love math. and school. and reading. and my life is awesome so yeah.

What are your thoughts on writing? Awesomeness, it's the best thing you can do on the computer or a sheet of paper. I write ALL THE TIME, even in Spanish and SS when I'm supposed to be doing work or taking a test. (CA) CC: woot woot!! its awesomness!! but i hate handwriting things so i only like typing...which is good for fanfiction!

How tall are you? CA: 5' ( I know, I'm short... but there is nothing wrong with that!!) CC: uhh... i think 5' 2 1/2" or 5' 3" yup im not that tall either.

What book are you currently reading? MAX by James Patterson. REALLY GOOD BOOK GO READ IT NOW AFTER READING OTHER FOUR BOOKS IN THE SERIES. (CA)CC: angel experiment. explination above.

What music are you listening to? Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 CC: Whyyawannabringmedown by Kelly Clarkson I dare you to say that 5 times fast

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? google...gmail. I'm always looking at my email...and CC: !! its my homepage :)

What was the last thing you cooked? Oh God... I think it might be brownies, but I have no idea. CC: uhhh... cereal? for my breakfast?

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Pink with dancing ballerina wallpaper...I know I know... I am repainting my room this summer before high school, but I haven't had time to since I was two and first picked it out... :) I want to paint my room black... but my mom won't let me because she says it will look like a cave. I have the old master bedroom from before the addition with two stairs in the middle, and a king sized bed... You are all jealous I know. I think I will paint it purple because that is my favorite color EVER! (Besides black) (CA) CC: purple!! whoooo!!

Do you know who the governor of your state is? yeah. Who wants to know?? (CA)CC: yup. i think...

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup... I absolutely hate mustard (CA) CC: ketchup too. the only mustard i like is the honey mustard they have @ school

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 3 - Fanfiction (duh), google, for my email, and (CA)CC: 4 - fanfiction, mail, itunes, and ichat

What is the weather like It's really sunny! FINALLY!! YES!! Sorry...I love snow and all, but for me the novelty wears off after like... 5 minutes. (CA) CC: its kind of overcast... (i did this a day later than CA)

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yes! Out West! Woot! (CA) CC: yup. south africa, then my summer house!!, then gymnastics camp.

Anything else? ?? (CA) CC: uhhhh... i have 16 unopened emails right now and they're all from CA... :)

What's your favourite article of clothing? Hmm... probably my dark wash abercrombie jeans... or my sweatshirt I got at Speedo Nationals last summer... (CA) CC: oooo this is hard... probs my bronze steve madden gladiator sandals... or MY dark wash abercrombie jeans... or my paper crane earrings... or my green splendid flowy top w/ the darker green polka dots!

Who is the most special person to you? God. Then Fang, followed closely by James Potter. And of course my family and the Marauderettes...(CA, CC, POOF, kab) k long story short...CA is Bean, CC is Bubbles, AK is Poof, KB is Pinky (aka kab). CA came up with all the names and Marauderettes (based on Marauders duh!) We are also known as the Four, the Crazy-Funny-Smart-Athletic-Gorgeous-Kinda Dangerous-Ones. (CA) CC: creepily, mine's exactly the same. but james comes b4 fang. wow. creepy.

What's your favourite childhood memory? Uhhhhhh... chocolate? (CA) CC: i have a crap memory. i don't remember 5 min ago, let alone my childhood! same here...remember? i have short term memory loss...sometime i forget what we are talking about in the middle of a conversation.

Scariest moment of your life? Mike (boy on diving team two years older than me) picked me up and threw me off the ten meter platform at diving practice on my birthday. Or the time I thought I lost my iPod Touch, or that time I woke up with a SPIDER crawling ALL OVER ME in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!! (CA) CC: probs that really really really windy regatta where like every boat turtled in the first race and i spent like 3 hours bailing and trying to get back to the dock and there were jellyfish in my boat!! KK-i didn't understand any of that...but whatever...

One word that would best describe you? uhhhhhhh...there are a few...most start with 'v'. Vivacious, Violent, Vicious, Hyper,Insane...the list goes on...but I would go with...(sheepish grin) abusive...or energetic. (CA) CC: AMAZING!! ummm... for CC? conceited. definitely.

What is your favourite month in the summer? July...it is the only month I have no school. (CA) but my favorite season is spring or fall. (CA) CC: same!! cause its fishers month!! woot woot!! and i luuurrrve winter. (my b-day, and christmas...and winter break... and snow!)

What's your favorite number? 4, 7, or 14 (CA) CC: 4. (4 is the only number we could agree on for our username.) also 2 and 28. can u guess my b-day?? Mine is 2-02-95 CC's is 2-28-95

What does your name mean? Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her. a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool. superfine chick everyone loves her. the subject of many songs such as "Roses:(Outkast), "Sweet Caroline"(Neil Diamond), and "Caroline, No"(beach Boys, covered by they might be giants). Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them. and secretly wants her. Caroline is caroFINE.An absolutely GENIOUS young woman who is loved by all, and admired by all. The definition of sexy. (these are all from Urban Dictionary...there are more...we are soooooo loved!) (CA+CC) CC: I LOVE MY (OUR) NAME!!

What does your user name mean? We are muggleborn witches duh! and 4 happens to be our favorite number...

What is your favorite Disney movie? Hmm... there are so many! Probably The Aristocats. But as for movies in general I'd probably have to say She's the Man, or the first Harry Potter. (CA) CC: SQUEEE!! SOUND OF MUSIC IS THE BEST MOVIE EVVERRRRRRR!! I KNOW EVERY LINE AND EVERY SONG BY HEART!! but thats not disney... so probs little mermaid.

What made you smile today? Finished MAX. (CA) CC: A really funny AIM conversation w/ kab in which she described her dance costume... tye-dyed unitard...

Last thing you said out loud? "She's home!" (My mom pulled into the driveway.) (CA) CC: "Go away!" my little brother was bothering me.

Last rainbow you saw? No idea, but I haven't seen one in awhile. The last one I saw was, I think, in a puddle. (CA) CC: idk...

Do you want a hair cut? Nah. But I want to get it redyed my natural color. Or get either a blue or pink streak/s in it. I never need haircuts because the chlorine stunts hair growth. (CA) CC: my hair like DOESN'T GROW. at all. its reallllly annoying. but a trim would be shweet.

Are you musically inclined? Oh yeah! I play the flute, piano, listen to music, dance, and I sing all the time. (CA) CC: no. just no. You can say that again...

Have you ever been in a fight? Tons... I am kinda controversial... it's why I am gonna do debate in high school... NEVER with the 4... weird huh? (CA) CC: who hasn't? especially w/ two younger brothers!! but yeah, i don't fight w/ friends. i guess were just meant to be BFFs.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. Actually, i like A & F. but whatever.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio, Muggleborn444

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. what about screaming when someone cough cough kab cough cough tickles you? shut up all three of u do that to me ALL THE TIME!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (!!CA) uhh... hello? this site is FOR obsessives!!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. cough cough subject X/male counterpart of alligator cough cough u know... maybe u should get some medicine for that cough u have...

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. yay for double-accelerated math!

If you ever tripped over your own feet and dislocated your knee copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. HELLO??

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. I never did understand that song...

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site: RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling,ChetCheerio, Muggleborn444

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. were barely halfway through!!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile (!!CA)

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (!!CA) IGGY AND GAZZY!

If you've ever fallen off your chair in school put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio, Muggleborn444

You randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAB, WingedWarrior16, ChetCheerio, Muggleborn444

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB, ChetCheerio, Muggleborn444

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you've gotten someone else addicted to Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile. (CA got CC boo yeah!!)

If you annoy the heck out of your friends by talking about Fang all the time, copy this onto your profile. (!!CA)

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me I can't even count how many times that's happened. (EVIL GRIN)

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dude, that was fun!"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Ships We Support (see CC CA DID remember...)

WE ALMOST ALWAYS SUPPORT EVERY CANON PAIRING FOR EVERY SERIES, BUT THESE ONES ESPECIALLY:

Harry Potter:

James/Lily

Sirius/Marlene

Remus/Alice(JOKE!!)

Frank/Alice

Voldemort/Bellatrix

Harry/Draco (joke, again...)

Maximum Ride:

Max/ Fang (FAX OR MANG!)

Iggy/Nudge (CA only) no i sometimes like that...

Iggy/Ella woot woot!!

Nudge/Gazzy uhh...

Angel/Ari what kind of sick joke is this??

Jeb/Dr. Martinez

Twilight:

Edward/Bella

Emmett/Rosalie

Alice/Jasper

Carlisle/Esme

Edward/Carlisle (another joke!! LOL)

Jacob/Renesmee

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR OUR MANY HILARIOUS QUOTES IT IS IN ONE OF OUR STORIES

KK Guys I think thats everything...if you read the whole thing I hope you enjoyed CA's wit and humor...and make sure to read and review... and even though CA is a pyro...she REALLY doesn't like flames when it comes to her writing. Shout out to caterpillar16. CA and CC love you for your awesome reviews! On with the stories!! (CA)

I hope u enjoyed my humor as well... I tried... so yeah. Cat16: Thank you soooo much for your support, it's really really encouraging!! Now, time for the real stuff: (CC)