Well first of all I should let everyone know right off the bat that I am completely terrible at things like this. But seeing as someone might accidentally find their way here by mistake, I though that I might as well give them something to read while they try and figure out how they got lost in the first place. I suppose we could start with the normal questions first and then work our way up to the bugger ones.

Name: As far as you know, it is Chaotic Theorist Kai. Though I'm not opposed to Chaos or just plain Kai.

Age: Hmm...you want to know my age? Well let's see. I'm younger than the age of majority in my country, but I'm old enough to know how to tie my shoes. (I take great pride in that)

Gender: Female, though several of the Insane Asylum escapees, whom I happen to call "friends", have stated they believe that I am neutral in terms of gender.

Profession: Student. 'Nuff said.

Location: North America

Fav Colors: Black and red, in that order!

Fav food: I really like chicken, though I'm quite partial to sushi.

Fav number: 5

Fav artist: Rob Thomas

Fav word: Farfegnugen. Don't ask why. It just is.

Fav letter: X.

Least fav colors: brown and pink. I hate them both equally.

Least fav food: Brussels Sprouts

Least fav number:76

Least fav letter: Q. It just seems like a useless letter to me. And honestly why does it always have to be followed by a u? U can at least make words without q.

Least fav word: impossible. I hate that word because it means you've already given up before you've even begun.

I tried really hard not to let to much of my dorkiness through in my answers of the general questions. But I don't think I did it very well. Now for some random information about me that is vague, weird, and possible entertaining.

I love Greek mythology.

I'm a Harry Potter fanatic. I mean that.

I read fan fiction all the time.

I learned the majority of my considerable vocabulary from FanFiction

Je peux parler francais.

I love looking up quotes.

I playing board games.

I plan on bringing the word 'Uber' back into style. Simply because the word uber is uber-cool!!!

I think being the seventh son of a seventh son is awesome.

I believe that breakfast is a meal best eaten at any time of the.

I've been to Canada. GO HOCKEY!!!

I like to read fantasy books like The Hunger Games trilogy, Artemis Fowl, and Percy Jackson.

I'm the kind of person whose taste in music changes every two weeks. Currently I've got a got a country thing going on.

I'm the kind of person who will do something stupid just to get one of my friends to smile after they had a bad day.

I have never been to the beach.

I can speak the language of flowers. More specifically Rose.

I like to drink hot chocolate in the summer.

I don't believe that Santa only works for one month a year.

I like weird people. They are the absolute best kind of people to hang out with cause there will never be a dull moment with them around.

I like to look at the stars.

I am an alien...

I will now showcase my talent to write paragraphs that aren't about anything of importance:

The majority, if not all, of any fanfics that I may decide to write will be of Harry Potter. My favorite character is Hermione. My favorite pairing is Harry and Hermione. I also like the parings of Neville/Luna, James/Lily, and Sirius/Remus. I can tolerate the Harry/Ginny pairing if I find their relationship is more devolped that it was in canon. I hate the Ron/Hermione pairing with a passion. I don't like Ron. I won't go into my reasoning, just know that I dislike Ron. Though I'm not opposed to him being a good guy as long as he isn't with Hermione, I'm good.

I enjoy many types of Harry Potter fanfiction such as soul-bond fics, hogwarts heir fics, redo fics, and fics where Lily and James are still alive. I will admit that I enjoy Weasley bashing, well mostly Ron bashing. I like Hermione-Centric fics.

As I said, typed, before the majority of the fan fiction I read is Harry Potter. But I also read other things like Artemis Fowl, InuYahsa, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, and Victorious.

I can't really think of anything else to write so I guess that is it...for now anyway...