Teresa Lisbon had, naturally, heard of the perils of online shopping while intoxicated. She had recited the same to herself as she'd picked up her phone in one hand that night, THAT glass of red in the other. Some pretty inane random silliness. Oneshot. Reviews, as ever, are appreciated.

A collection of one shots dipping in and out of the life of Mr and Mrs Jane ( Patrick and Teresa). There will be mixture of genres. *Latest chapter* Appreciation to the guest reviewer who pointed out my mistake on the latest chapter, I have corrected it.

Set Post-Season Six. "Lisbon knew that she could never force Jane to talk about his past, not when it was clearly a sore point for him for all manner of reasons, but she couldn't deny the fact that it would hurt her irrevocably if he chose to run from this conversation now."

This will be a series of stand-alone stories of Patrick meeting up with various people from his life before marrying Teresa. I started this as individual stories, but to make it easier for my readers, decided to compile all the stories under one. There will be a variety of genres and characters.

A tough four days. Main focus is Jane's POV, but alternate chapters will be from Lisbon's POV. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.

Jane has been busy outside of the CBI, arriving late and leaving early, annoying Lisbon and the team with his unexplained absences. When a heinous crime points to him, he will have to rely on the help of his friends to prove his innocence, if they can. Now Complete.

I thought I should update this as the story has become so much more. A traumatized five year old is found at a crime scene refusing to talk. She's a victim in a child abuse ring. When she believes Jane has been sent to take the place of the murder victim, her friend and protector, Jane becomes a vital part of her healing. Can he help her and find healing himself?

A chronological look at Patrick Jane's ingrained tendency to run away. The third and final chapter is up, and I've included an Epilogue. Expect drama, angst, and a bit of humor. I hope you enjoy it.

AU - A twist on the Blue Bird ending. What if Lisbon hadn't been persuaded to stay by Jane's endearing words? Will be quite angsty, something I've not really tried before. But hang with me!

After a year apart Jane and Lisbon meet again. Can they rebuild their relationship and work together to fight a common enemy? Can they ever trust each other again? Love each other again? CBI based that breaches into AU. Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews, as ever, are much appreciated. Finally complete!

"'I don't know what happened, but Lisbon's in trouble. I'm gonna take her to a hospital just to let them check up on her, you need to go to her house and have a look. Let me know.' 'What's wrong? What did she do' Jane looked over at Lisbon, who was simply staring ahead of her." Jisbon, Pike. Angst/Hurt/Comfort. Multi-chapter, Rated T just to be sure. Set before Black Hearts.

He'd hated moonlight for a long time. But no longer. Jane watches Teresa sleep.

Set pre-Bluebird. Jane is lonely and hurt as he watches Teresa with Marcus Pike. But then a new lady enters his life. Will it take the pain away? Will things be different now? Don't worry - this is a Jisbon story.

He felt her hand gently skim over his hair and sighed, wondering if she would hold his hand if he asked. He tended to avoid touching people because it brought back to him how much he missed human connection – but in Teresa's case he would make an exception. Jane whump

NOW CONCLUDED! Patrick Jane is a psychic and a conman, his life untouched by tragedy until he makes one fatal mistake. With Red John plotting revenge, Jane seeks protection from retired CBI Agent, Teresa Lisbon, whose personal loss makes her Jane's perfect ally. AU. Rated T/M for adult language and content. Thanks to whomever made this awesome cover for me!

This story has Jane and Lisbon's love story starting at the end of season three finale and moving forward, showing how the episodes would have been different if Jisbon were already a couple.

A series of "what if" stories that focus mostly around Jane and Lisbon.

Jane has gone off on his own to the Mojave Desert, chasing a lead that could take him to Red John. But he gets more than he ever bargained for, and it is up to his colleagues to find him before it's too late. Set pre-Red John capture, and before the suspect list

"And then I would have asked if I could kiss you, if I could love you, if I could spend my life trying to make you happy. Because I'd been thinking about doing all those things for the past two years—well, longer than that, really—and I'd finally realized that I was irrevocably in love with you." A variation on Blue Bird.

Remember my story Forgotten? Here are one shots as we dip in and see how Jane's recovery is going, how his relationships are developing, and how the family is coping. It starts two months after going back home from California. Final chapter posted!

Tag to 7x12, 7x13. Done to death but here's my version. Set at the wedding and goes through the wedding night, honeymoon and afterward. Will be a few chapters. How does one handle pure and utter joy after years of pain and loneliness? Patrick is about to find out. T for now, but may venture later into M.

My response to the "White Lines" spoilers. Jane goes on a date, but while he's away, an event occurs that will change his life forever. Eventual Jisbon. Rated T for language and violence-nothing too graphic. Holy cow, guys. IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!

How did the SCU start? How did a motley group of people become a tightly-knit team and makeshift family? By necessity Jane doesn't appear till chapter 5 since this story takes it back to the formation of Lisbon's team and the gradual team bonding. Promise it will be interesting anyhow! / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.

Lisbon goes missing. When Jane and the team find her they are faced with a shocking discovery of what has happened to her during the missing month, leaving both she and Jane disoriented. Can he help her become the person he fell in love with again? Can she put the pieces of herself back together? Can they find those responsible? Reviews are much appreciated. Finally complete!

"Looking at her was like looking at her mother. Her dark brown hair, emerald eyes and beautiful smile were almost identical to the love of his life's. Funnily enough, both were as easy to read as a children's book when they weren't trying to conceal their feelings enough." Jisbon, future-fic. Rated K. Fluff and family. One-shot.

COMPLETE NOW! T/M A S5 story, It starts after 5x12 and follows the rest of the season. "She was surprised by the contact at first but decided to not pulling back. She rested her head on his shoulder enjoying his embrace and the gentle dance he was making with his hands on her back.He eventually whispered in her ear: "I'm proud of you, you know? You should be proud of yourself too."

COMPLETE. Set 4 months after bluebird. Jane & Lisbon have their first major fight which leads Patrick Jane returning back to his South American Island. Can Teresa Lisbon bring him back home? Can they work things out? Or is this the end for our beloved duo? (I've never written a ff story before so be gentle...)

Red John is dead but his final act has destroyed the team. Five years later Lisbon has to work with them again when a new killer steps into the wings. Now she has to face Jane and his betrayal along with the mistakes she made and the sins she committed as well. Will they learn to forgive each other? Jisbon NOW REVISED!

Inspired from the 7x10 promo. Lisbon and Jane are trying to find their path alone and together. A bit of angst, a bit of romance, a bit of comfort, everything that occurs in everyday life! Rated T (you never know...).

This is my farewell mainly to the character of Patrick Jane, told in the voice of a future daughter (which is essentially my own, I guess). I shed a little tear writing it, as [WARNING] there is character death involved. I'm interested in memories, so I find retrospection healing... (You may not!) I hope it brings some kind of bitter-sweet peace - it's grieving, basically.

"You're going to have a little brother or sister," he whispered. "I'm going to need your help keeping him or her in line, partner." It's been a year since the wedding.

"I know you think I'm being unreasonable because I've always known you were a cop. But you always knew I was broken." Self-therapy after 7x10, Nothing Gold Can Stay. Chapter 2 added with minor spoilers for the 7x11 promo.

CONCLUSION NOW POSTED! Patrick Jane is President of the United States. (Yes, you read that right!) How does the most powerful widower in the world find love with a CBI agent? Please take a chance and find out. Extreme AU, partly inspired by the movie "The American President." Rated T/M for adult content and language. Beautiful cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812!

Jane and Lisbon both come to some important conclusions. Just a one shot I wrote to channel my anxiety while waiting for 7.10 (Nothing Gold Can Stay) to air. Hope you find it enjoyable.

Tag to 7x08, The Whites of His Eyes. Jane and Lisbon try to work things out. Now complete!

"She's not going to understand it….I don't want her to understand it." Future fic.

Lisbon shows Jane that some things can, in fact, be fixed. Tag to 7x06, Green Light.

Tag to 706. "You know, Lisbon, after a bone breaks, they often say that the healed bone is stronger. I think I'll try out my cup tomorrow, see if that's true." A/N: Added a second chapter, Jane's POV later that night.

"Lisbon!" he cried happily when he saw her. That was her first clue that he was drunk. Of course, the sight of him half-lying on the grass with his head propped up against the wall of the church with a half empty wine bottle balanced on his chest and his elbow resting on a Civil War era drum was another pretty significant piece of evidence. Post ep for 6x03, Wedding in Red.

Jane forgets and Lisbon tries to help him remember. Final chapter posted!

Starts around three months after Blue Bird. Jane and Lisbon are living together happily when a disastrous event threatens to drive them apart forever. Can they get their lovelife back on track? Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews appreciated. Last chapter 44 just added! Finally complete, again!

Lisbon and Jane ponder truth, lies, and their relationship as they encounter a woman from their past. Based on spoilers for episode 7x03. Thanks to the fabulous From7heAshes for the cover!

AU: The CBI survives after exposing the corrupt law-enforcement Blake Association. Bertram has fled, Red John is dead, and Lisbon is the new CBI Director. Why do RJ and BA files go missing? Who's after Jane? What's next for Jane and Lisbon? The sequel to End of Red John / Start of a New Life - Part II. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.

Lisbon feels that Jane thinks that she could do better than him. She sets out to give him the best gift, she can. Maybe a bit OCC and probably AU as well. Set after Blue Birds, but could be considered as a sequel to Her Beauty cannot compare.

Another continuation of Blue Bird. How do Jane and Lisbon begin their new life together? What obstacles do they have to overcome and will they find happiness or will the past get in the way?

Little snapshots of Jane and Lisbon's new relationship.

"Even more painful was the realization that she was correct in her accusations. And that if he lost her now, it was no one's fault but his own. Not Red John's, just his. A flawed man, too scared to cross the distance that had bridged them for so long."

There is so much romance (and angst) around these days (understandably) even in my own stories. I'm hoping that there are some readers, like me, who are in need of satisfying their dark side. So here is the beginning of a dark piece. Last chapter posted.

Cracky stories meant to entertain through the long hiatus. All are meant to be a little screwball-y. Post "Blue Bird" with established Jisbon. Various ratings.

Jane stays with Lisbon after being badly hurt in an 'accident' ...the effects of his injuries and obsession with Red John have him confused. Scared to confide in Lisbon, he goes to the team for help. Follow Jane's recovery, his volatile 'relationship' wit

Here by popular demand - well not popular, but a couple of people asked - is the follow up to Pink Envelopes. It starts as Jane is leaving the hospital and moving in to Lisbon's apartment, as where else is he going to go. A story about a man trying to figure out his place in a world that is foreign to him and the woman who leads the way. Final chapter posted.

A series of moments between Jane and Lisbon in Season 7.

Sequel to Recalculating. Jane and Lisbon's new relationship is challenged by a case with a personal angle for Lisbon.

It's possible Jane feels a little guilty for teasing Lisbon while she's injured. Post ep for 3x15.

"She supported him as they walked outside. His ankle still wasn't good, even after an entire night of rest. Her body close to his did things to him he couldn't describe." Jisbon. Fluffy one-shot. Rated T just to be safe although I think it might also be K plus.

When the Shadow crept over Lisbon's life, Jane tried to bring back the light in it. Will he be able to help her through the darkest time of her Life? Please, Read and Review

He was muttering her name in his sleep again. Episode tag for 5x02, Devil's Cherry.

Jane takes the doll almost reverently - his fingers tapping along the wood toggle buttons of Rupert Bear's coat. Carefully. Entranced. "I saw him, and I thought of you. Must be the outdated, through spiffy outfit. Circa 1890, am I right?"/ Jisbon-centric/ COMPLETE

After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon

POST S3 Finale picks up right where they left us : The smoke trickles from the bullet hole in his coat pocket, wisps curling like fingers around nothing, losing grip, letting go. Letting go. Patrick Jane is certainly not familiar with that concept...

How Patrick Jane initially coped with the death of his wife and daughter... because... sometimes, the worst pain is covered by carrying on as normal. For a scene missing from episode 1x10

Stomach flu epidemic at the CBI and murder at a Nursing Home in Rocklin, CA. Jane is getting sick and Lisbon is getting worried - could there by more than milk and sugar in the tea? A tribute to a classic play, dedicated to Alamo Girl!