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I got a DeviantART account because I like to draw cover pages for my stories! See the account here!

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Okay here's my real profile stuff including the long pointless stuff that can get super funny

Name: Linda. Just call me Linny.

Home: Washington State, home state of famous people like Bing Crosby, Kurt Cobain, Chuck Jones, Bill Gates and Gypsy Rose Lee. (Wow, I can't believe I just named a High Class Stripper…) I attend Emma Willard School in Troy, NY.

Current Location: NY

Title: Cheno in Training.

Race: Chinese

Art forms: Soprano singer/actress/writer/cartoonist/musician.

Favorite Broadway Shows: Wicked, 9 to 5, Promises Promises, Legally Blonde, Chorus Line, Gypsy, Into the Woods, Kinky Boots.

Favorite Star(s): Kristin Chenoweth. I've seen her in person and she is absolutely lovely. Megan Hilty. She is amazing. Period.

Current Obsession: Ummmm… I'm lacking.

Favorites:

Colors: Pink and green. Also sky blue. =D
Movies: Okay screw it, the list got too long.
Favorite TV shows: House, Smash, Pushing Daisies, GCB, SVU, Make It Or Break It, …
Books: A Little Bit Wicked, The Book Thief, The Help, Harry Potter series, and many others so I’ll cut it short
Musicals: Wicked, 9 to 5 the Musical, Rent, Cats, Promises, Promises… etc
Actors & Actresses: List got too long… soooo it's gone.
Music: I'm a country Broadway junkie. Yes, I am a farm hick. (What do ya expect?! It's a redneck town!) I love literally every style of music I come across except rap. So far my favorite singes are Kristin Chenoweth, Martina McBride, Dixie Chicks, Miranda Lambert, and Taylor Swift. Also, Lady Antebellum is my go-to bands for fic ideas. Now addicted to SMASH original music and Frozen's Let It Go.

Oh, I listened to the Sweeney Todd album and I made several discoveries.

1) Don't sing Worst Pies in London while baking a pie. It's quite awkward, and then the pie came out perfect.
2) Sondheim's music is STILL really easy to get stuck in your head. I listened to Into the Woods and Gypsy so yeah. Sondheim is also very good at doing lyrics for the mentally insane.
3) I actually find Helena Bonham Carter's voice quite soothing during a few of those songs. It's strange, but yeah.

Favorite Couples:

Title: Super Duper Awesome Possum matchmaker! (so is thelastpinksock. Loooonnnngggg story…)

Pushing Daisies
Ned/Olive–Nolive Oh my God they gotta do this! Grrr you people stupid critics who reviewed it well and crapped up it's ratings!! Anyways, I just think Ned deserves somebody he can touch…
Olive/Alfredo-Look, if Ned never chooses Olive, Alfredo is def my second choice.

Glee
Will/April–idk the name so I made one up. Rhodester. I love how they're both performers with the same dreams. Wayyyy more compatible than Will//Terri.
Will/Emma-Wemma they're just cute I think. I think he and April understand each other more but Wemma is really cute. A
(I don't exactly like Terri, but I kinda think she should find a man… I just feel sorry for her sometimes.)
Quick–idk I loved their chemistry.

Wicked
Fiyero/Elphaba-Fiyeraba. COME ON!! Everybody at least likes them…
Glinda/Boq-Gloq I just think since Wicked ends with Glinda all alone she needs somebody… poor thing's a lonely ruler of Oz… but I need a good way to write this still.
Glinda/Fiyero–Flinda/Gliyero Idk if they really work, but they're just fun to write for Shiz!Fiyero and Glinda.
Really, I like all Wicked pairings. Okay, sometimes I don't really like Gelphie, they get a little strange, but there are a few ones with that I liked. I think Flinda/Gliyero is fun to write though.

I’ve never really settled on a House one… but I really was shipping Chase and that postulate patient for that entire episode this season… I just loved their chemistry!!

Blicket. (GCB. Blake & Cricket) Your argument is invalid. Do not fight with me on this. OTP forever.

Divy.

Favorite Quotes:

Wicked

Wizard: "I just wanted to give the citizens of Oz everything…
Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Elphaba, where I'm from, we beileve all sorts of things that aren't true… we call it history."
Joel Grey and Idina Menzel, the Wizard and Elphaba Thropp, Wicked

Elphaba: "My father hates me
Galinda: *le gasp!*
Elphaba: That's not the secret!"
Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth, Elphaba Thropp and Galinda Upland, Wicked

"LOOK! It's tomorrow!"
Kristin Chenoweth, Galinda Upalnd, Wicked

"I don't see why you can't just teach us history instead of harping on the past!"
Kristin Chenoweth, Galinda Upland, Wicked

Fiyero: "Look, I've been thinking…
Elphaba: Yes, I heard!"
Norbert Leo Butz and Idina Menzel, Fiyero Tiggular and Elphaba Thropp, Wicked

"Excuse me!! There is no pretense here! I am genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow!"
Norbert Leo Butz, Fiyero Tiggular, Wicked

Glee

"Some day, you'll all be working for me."
Chris Colfer, Kurt Hummel, Glee: Pilot

"Jesse: But when you told me to seduce her–
Shelby: Befriend was the word I used, actually"
Idina Menzel and Johnathan Groff, Shelby Corcoran and Jesse St. James, Glee: Dream On (I think)

"Sober! I'm rollin' on a fistful of horse tranquilizers! I can't feel my lips!"
Kristin Chenoweth, April Rhodes, Glee: The Rhodes Not Taken

"When, last night? Well I was drunk, you can't hold me to that!"
Kristin Chenoweth, April Rhodes, Glee: The Rhodes Not Taken

"It's not easy, being the substitute teacher. Kids think they have the day off. They'll goof off, egg your car, cut class, break into your car, throw spit balls, put an alligator in your car, and I don't even have a nice car…"
Gwyneth Paltrow, Holly Holliday, Glee: The Substitute

"This is not up for disussoin fellas! You do NOT spary athletes foot medicine in your teammates eyes! Come on!!"
Dot Marie-Jones, Coach Beiste, Glee: The Substitute

"Try thinking about that next time you put your butt chin on one of those tiny toilets."
Jane Lynch, Sue Sylvester, Glee: idk.

"Will: You know, I think I might have Rumors on LP somewhere!"
April: Oh, everybody does! I mean, I don't, I… sold mine for drugs. (*Will looks at her*) Kidding! *looks at the camera* Nope. Actually did that." (WOO! BREAKING THE THIRD WALL! Nobody else get's to do that except April)
Matthew Morrison and Kristin Chenoweth, Will Schuester and April Rhodes, Glee: Rumors

"Will, that's their dream. Yes, it was once yours and mine, but look where that got us! We're standing on the exactly same stage, wishing that we could have done something bigger…"
Kristin Chenoweth, April Rhodes, Glee: Rumors (OH MY GOD SHE SOUNDS SOBER!!)

Pushing Daisies

"But I like my belongings! That's why they belong to me!"
Kristin Chenoweth, Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies: Bzzzzzz!

"Emerson: You can't die of evilness!
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like, tell a secret… bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car!"
Chi McBride, Anna Friel, and Kristin Chenoweth, Emerson Cod, Chuck, and Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies: Girth

"Olive: I didn't think you would do this. I thought you were all 'goody goody apple pie baseball'.
Chuck: Well I know how to use a baseball bat to make someone's face look like an apple pie."
Kristin Chenoweth and Anna Friel, Olive Snook and Chuck, Pushing Daisies: Bitter Sweets

"You know you could a witches bosom as a hot water bottle on a day like today… and how are you today, Olive? I'm fine, thanks for asking Ned! That was a funny joke on the witches bosom, Olive! Thanks, Ned! And I appreciate you usin' the word bosom. Why, Ned? Because it's less offensive than other words? I just simply like the word bosom. I say it to myself all the time, bosom bosom bosom. I can't help myself, I'm a bosomaholic!"
Kristin Chenoweth, Olive Snook, Pushing Daisies: Corpsicle

"Olive: O-M-G! G-R-8! T-T-F-N! No! B-R-B!
Emerson: She's got a case of the dumb A-S-S!"
Kristin Chenoweth and Chi McBride, Olive Snook and Emerson Cod, Pushing Daisies finale

"Hey nerd! You need to get yourself a bigger human shield you hangin' out sorts of places I could shoot. How bout you just let wee lady wee go?"
Chi McBride, Emerson Cod, Pushing Daisies: Oh Oh Oh… It's Magic!

Promises, Promises

"Marge: Do you like my coat? It's owl!"
Kate Finnerman, Marge MacDougall, Promises, Promises

"Fran: I should have fallen in love with a nice, sweet guy like you.
Chuck: No! Stop it, Chuck!
Fran: Did I say something wrong?
Chuck: No! You said something completely right! *scene freezes* YEAHHH!!!"
Kristin Chenoweth and Sean Hayes, Fran Kubilik and Chuck Baxter, Promises, Promises

"I am not, I repeat, NOT a pickup! *hikes skirt to waist*"
Kate Finnerman, Marge MacDougall, Promises, Promises

"Doc: Do you remember me?
Fran: Yes… you're the guy who slapped me in the face last night."
Dick Latessa and Kristin Chenoweth, Doc (what's his name) and Fran Kubilik, Promises, Promises

"DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN!! *slams door and then reopens it* Unless you want to."
Kate Finnerman, Marge MacDougall, Promises, Promises

9 to 5 the Musical

"Violet: All right, I'm goin', but before I do, I have something to say to you. Don't you ever call me your girl again! I am not a girl! I am a WOMAN! W-O-M-Y-N! (Hart: That's now how you spell it!) I am not your mother, or your wife, or even your mistress!(Doralee: *enters* What?!) I am your employee and I expect to be treated equally, with a little bit dignity and a little bit of respect!
Doralee: *southern accent* Now what do you mean mistress?!
Violet: Oh come off it, Doralee, everybody knows you and Mr. Hart are having an affair!
Doralee: An affair, who's been sayin' that?!
Violet: Who has? HE HAS! *slams the door*
Doralee: *glares at Hart* WHAT?! (Hart: *nervous laugh* Now don't get excited…) You've been tellin' everyone that I'm sleepin' with you?! Well that explains why everyone's been treatin' me like some dime store floozy! They all think I'm bangin' the boss And you! It gives you some cheap thrill like knockin' over pencils, and picken' up papers! Well I have put up with your grabbin' and chasin' me around the desk because I need this job, but this is the last straw! I've got a gun out there in my purse and up till now I've been forgivin' and forgettin', cause that's the way I was brought up, but I swear! If you say one more word about me I'll get that gun of mine and I'll change you from a rooster to a hen with ONE SHOT!!!"
Allison Janney, Megan Hilty, Violet Newstead and Doralee Rhodes, 9 to 5 the Musical

"Violet: So what do we do with him now?
Doralee: Well I say we hire a group of wrangler to beat the shit out of him."
Allison Janney and Megan Hilty, Violet Newstead and Doralee Rhodes, 9 to 5 the Musical

"I have no skills, I spent my whole adult life taking care of my husband who left me for a nineteen year old named Mindi… with an 'I'…"
Stephanie J. Block, Judy Bernley, 9 to 5 the Musical

"I just had the funniest picture in my head! Then I pictured myself in the picture! Then I pictured myself in the picture of myself in the picture in my head!! *turns and is directly facing Doralee's boobs* are these real? *puts her hands on her boobs and kinda is like poking them*"
Stephanie J. Block, Judy Bernley, 9 to 5 the Musical

Random

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Johnny Depp, Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Let us not, my dear friends, forget our friends the cuttlefish. Slippery slimy little saussages."
Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, At World's End

"We Got Herbie for brains, we got you for talent, and ya both got me… to yell at!"
I THINK it was Bette Middler, Mama Rose, Gypsy

"It's better to be given a rose from a common friend than a can of succotash from a hoodlum."
Rose Marie, Sally Rodgers, The Dick Van Dyke Show (forgot the episode!)

"Tess: He didn't even look me in the eye! He just sat there playing with his wooden thingy on his desk
Sean: What thingy?
Tess: The long wooden block thingy.
Sean: The nameplate?
Tess: Yes. Nameplate"
Cher and Stanley Tucci, Tess and Sean, Burlesque

"Quite a pickle, isn't it? You wait twenty years for a dad and three come along at once."
Julie Walters, Rosie, Mamma Mia!

"I am in a dress, there is gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed. Don't. Mess with me!"
Sandra Bullock, Gracie Hart, Miss Congeniality

"Victor: *gliding* See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty!
Gracie: It takes a very secure man to walk like that."
Michael Caine and Sandra Bullock, Victor Melling and Gracie Hart, Miss Congeniality

"You've got a whole lot of ugly comin' at you from a never ending parade of stupid."
Queen Latifah, Motormouth Maybelle, Hairspray

"Tracy: It's called tatting, Daddy, and our first lady Jaclyn Kennedy does it!
Edna: I don't believe that.
Tracy: What do you mean you don't believe that?! How else would it look that way?!
Edna: I believe it is naturally stiff."
idk her name yet and John Travolta, Tracy Turnblad and Edna Turnblad, Hairspray

"Oliver: I'd take a little seed! A tiny little seed! I'd plant it in the ground! I'd put some dirt on it! I'd water it! And pretty soon, do you know what I'd have?!
Lisa: A dirty little wet seed?"
Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, Oliver and Lisa, Green Acres: Oliver Buys a Farm

"Bay: Toby, I swear to God, if you eat the last lemon square I will shave off your eyebrows in your sleep."
Toby: Um… halfsies?
Bay: Then I'll just shave one."
Toby: *slowly gives her the plate*
idk their names, Bay and Toby, Switched at Birth (I got so bored I watched the whole thing)

"Amanda, Amanda, dear sweet Amanda, this is America! Fear works better."
Kristin Chenoweth, Carlene Cockburn, GCB: Sex Is Divine

"Life isn't about the dreams you dream but the choices you make"
This lady that came to our school… idk it sounded meaningful…

"Life is hard. It does kill you, after all."
Someone

Fluenz: Jingtian wo qu chifan ("I'm going to eat today" in Chinese)
Fan (my Chinese tutor): *shouts at computer* OF COUSE I’M GOING TO EAT! I EAT EVERY DAY!!!!! I’M HUMAN! I ATE YESTERDAY AND I ATE TODAY AND I'M EATING TOMORROW AND I'M HOPEFULLY GOING TO EAT 20 YEARS FROM NOW! I'm a typical human

"SENSE MAKES NONE HERE!!"
Mi amiga, Sonya

"My home is called The Funny Farm.
A funny farm is an insane asylum.
Therefore, my home is an insane asylum."
Me! Haha. I'm a dork.

"These things aren't held up by little elves." Megan Hilty, Liz, Sean Saves the World