very funny!

Wow, I have no words. Just wow.
The 5th line 'Mum did it' is by far the best one
I am dying.
Great job with this!

Okay I'm scared. These kids sound completely terrifying. They faked their death to skip school? Dang. Also, "Pretending to fall asleep whenever you see a poppy is neither exciting or creative." I can completely imagine Elphaba's utter lack of amusement when they pulled that one.

This remains one of my favourite fics. Too funny. Thanks for sharing :)

SO TRUE BRO

Yep. I can totally see this.

Absolutely hilarious! Probably the best list out there! I loved it!

Just so you know this is like my favorite list out there... and it's so true

I would pick a favourite line but I think it's every line. This is absolutely wonderful and just so, so Elphaba.

LOL! So funny!

HAHAHA! Oh, Oz, this was hilarious!

Gheheheheheh. This is awesome. My personal favourite is 'Putting various assortments of bugs and worms in your sister's bed does not count as 'helping what might be mute Animals rejoin society'.' Made me laugh so hard. Second are probably the one's about Fiyero's orientation. Skipped down the YBR with two other male creatures... xD You just made my day.

I'm dying of laughter (no really :-) )

LOL! This is absolutely fantastic! So hilarious; I'd like to be able to tell you which one is my favourite, but, in truth, they're all more than worthy of that honour! Love it. :D

I'll write a longer reveiw when I stop laughing. This could take awhile. Very, Very funny.