(A/N: So many reviews! Thank you for all the suport! I just found out I get to go to another Idina concert, soooooo excited even though it's not till November. I know I said I would do "As Long As You're Mine" but I actually think I'll save that one for later since it's so special and all lol. But here's an even BETTER song! lol jk, that wasn't even a little bit true lol )

"Miss Elphaba, Master Fiyero, I am partnering you two up again." Professor Kramer announced.

"Partnering us up for what?" Elphaba asked, glancing at Fiyero.

"The Ozian pop culture lyric assignment."

"Professor, we've already turned that assignment in." Elphaba said, "We turned it in last week. If you lost the paperwork, I have another copy in my room." Elphaba found it was always useful to make copies of her work, especially when so many of her professors misplaced them or in some cases, ate them.

"I haven't lost it, but you both definitely failed it." Kramer said.

"I beg your pardon?" Elphaba blanched.

"What?" Fiyero cried indignantly, "How could we fail? My partner was Thropp! Thropp!"

"The assignment was to choose a song and to analyze it. Then after proper discussion you were to come up with a unified consensus as to what the song meant and stood for, which means you need to agree. In your last assignment Mr. Tiggular wrote that the song represented a man's broken heart over a woman who doesn't love him, while you Ms. Thropp wrote," the Professor dug around a stack of papers on his desk before finding theirs, "…that the song demonstrated a man's illogical fantasies of his own death and his half-assessed plans to woo the spawn of the devil."

"You actually wrote that?" Fiyero turned on Elphaba bewildered.

"I told you I was going to!" Elphaba returned his wide eyed glance.

"To avoid an F, I suggest you two redo the assignment," Professor Kramer said, "To make things easier, I've assigned a song, which is quite popular with lyrics simple enough for both of you to follow." Fiyero clenched his eyes shut please don't let it be Friday, please don't let it be Friday. "Baby." Professor Kramer said, "I can't wait for the report." Fiyero cursed, now he wished they'd gotten "Friday".

You know you love me, I know you care

"Wait!" Elphaba immediately stopped the recording.

"WHAT?" Fiyero waved his arms widely. This would be a long day if she stopped after ever line.

"Sorry, but before the song goes further, is the singer male or female?" Elphaba asked, "I genuinely cannot tell." Fiyero choked on a laugh.

"Uh, does it matter?"

"Well, the singer's gender could possibly make this song in the perspective of a lesbian. I've never studied lesbian literature before…"

"It's a boy, Elphaba." Fiyero laughed.

"Really? Cause I could've sworn..."

"As unbelievable as it may seem, he is a boy, shall we continue?"

Just shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

and we will never, ever, ever, be apart

"Ich, I would hate to be in a relationship with him." Elphaba crossed her arms distastefully.

"I couldn't agree with you more." Fiyero said.

"'We will never, ever, ever, be apart?'" Elphaba asked, "I find that after a certain amount of time and in certain situations that might become severely uncomfortable."

"I know what a little creeper!" Fiyero agreed in full.

"And how can he possibly know when she's shouting at any given time? What if she's in say…a different country?"

"Yeah, or like, the basement." Fiyero nodded, obviously expecting some sort of praise for that mind-boggler.

"Perhaps by 'shouts' he means…." Elphaba paused, "No, I highly doubt that he is old or mature enough to induce those sorts of shouts from anyone." Fiyero burst into laughter.

"Well duh, he hasn't even gotten his man voice, yet."

"I will agree that his voice sounds very feminine."

"Feminine? He sounds like Galinda." Fiyero and Elphaba burst into laughter.

Are we an item? Girl quite playing

"We're just friends", what are you saying?

Said "There's another", and looked right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

"Now the fool's talking to himself!" Fiyero stopped the tape.

"I'm sure you talk to yourself too, Fiyero." Elphaba rolled her eyes.

"Well everyone talks to themselves," Fiyero mirrored her eye roll, "It's fine to talk to yourself, you just have to start worrying when you start talking back." Fiyero's eyebrow rose imploringly.

"Ahh…." Elphaba said, "…Interesting observation Fiyero, I believe you are implying that the singer has some sort of mental instability." Fiyero laughed out loud.

"That's exactly what I'm saying." he laughed.

"And do you know what people with mental issues should do?" Elphaba asked, fighting a grin.

"NOT RECORD MUSIC!" Fiyero and Elphaba shouted in sync, "JINX!"they laughed.

"Perhaps in the future he should see his doctor before recording songs." Elphaba shrugged.

"Or he could just not record songs." Fiyero also shrugged. They both shrugged in synch, "That would work."

And I was like, baby, baby, baby oh

Like baby, baby, baby no

Like baby, baby, baby oh

Thought you'd always be mine, mine

"Whoa, hold on, this song is about an infant?" Elphaba asked.

"Well who else is an infant going to love?" Fiyero asked. There was a pause while Elphaba processed.

"Are you implying now that the singer is indeed a baby?" she asked slyly.

"Diapers and all." Fiyero nodded seriously. They looked at each other unblinkingly for a moment as though taking everything under serious consideration.

"Pahhh." they both burst into laughter again.

"This song is so unbelievably stupid!" Elphaba laughed.

"Unbelievably!" Fiyero agreed.

"What an idiot!"

"I know! What an asshole!"

"She's so—I mean he's so-!"

"Stupid!"

"Unbelievably stupid!"

"Let's fast forward!"

"This song sucks!"

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me

And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream

I'm going down, down, down, down

And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

"Oh no Fiyero, he's in pieces what are we going to do?" Elphaba widened her eyes in mock hysteria.

"And he's ordering an infant to put him back together!"

"How ridiculous!"

"He's like 'You! Baby! Fix me!'"

"But I'm just a baby!"

"Do it!"

"I can't!"

"FIX ME!"

"It's kind of hard to fix him when the 'man voice' piece is clearly missing!"

"Ha! The man voice piece!"

"The man voice piece!"

"The man voice piece!"

"He doesn't have a man voice piece!"

"His man voice piece is missing!"

"SHHHH!" Fiyero and Elphaba looked over their shoulder to see the librarian glaring at them. Their laughter died slowly. Elphaba sobered much more quickly than Fiyero, embarrassed.

"We were acting very childish." she said, back in her regular voice.

"We were." Fiyero agreed soberly. There was an awkward silence as they both tried to collect themselves after acting so foolish. The song continued playing in the background and Fiyero awkwardly reached forward to stop it. Elphaba glanced at him.

"I won't tell anyone about the man voice piece if you don't tell about my impersonation of a baby."

"Deal."

And I was like baby, baby, baby ooohh!

like baby, baby, baby nooooooooo!

(A/N: Admit it, you all sang along while reading! lol)