Tittle: Alone For Five Minutes

Ships: Captain Jack x River Song

Summary: "River! Jack! What are you doing on my swing? It's not for that!"

A/N: This has to be the most random thing I've ever written! I have absolutely no explanation for this, honestly. It's 2AM and I'm bored and was wondering what would happen if Jack and River, the universe's biggest flirts, were left alone for five minutes in the Tardis and this is what resulted! Tell me what you think, yeah? xo

"Oh, Captain. You're a bad boy, aren't you?"

"Not as bad as you, Doctor Song."

"Oh, stop it."

"Make me."

"Maybe I will."

"Hnng.."

"..."

"..."

"AH! River, Don't use teeth."

"Why? Is the infamous Captain Jack Harkness hurt?"

"No! It's just uncomfortable."

"Right."

"Oh, come back here."

"..."

".."

"..."

"Hmmm.."

"I bet the Doctor isn't that good."

"How would you know?"

"No one's as good as me."

"Hm.. true that, Cocky."

"Oh, we use nicknames now."

"Oh, shut up."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"River! Jack! What are you two doing on my swing? It's not FOR that!"

"Oh, sweetie. Did you come to see?"

"Or maybe you've like to join us?"

"Shut up, both of you. Ugh! I knew putting you together in the same room alone for five minutes was a bad idea!"

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