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Joined 01-02-08, id: 1460678, Profile Updated: 07-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Night Angel Trilogy, Sunshine, and Teen Wolf.

Hey! I'm Anna, and I'm 18 from England :3

When will I update? Next week? Next year? Who knows :D I spend my time gaming, drawing, reading (books and comics) and now watching films. I have plenty of fandoms to write about... it's just whether or not I will! And please do excuse those fanfictions I have up. Check the date, it says 4 years ago; they are absolutely horrible, I know, but I like to keep them up for the lulz.

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The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
(De)touring by ChibiKanakoNyu reviews
Do you know the feeling when someone steps into the room and the whole atmosphere changes? Zoro felt that on his own skin, though not entirely as he had planned. Then again, nothing was really planned about his visit to France... - ZoSan Secret Valentine fic for little-lost-swordsies!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2015
Meet Me After School by xpiester333x reviews
Fake IDs and a night out at a club had been a great idea, and Zoro's night gets even better when he meets a blond stranger who shows him a good time. It doesn't seem like such a good idea the next day though, when it turns out that blond stranger just so happens to be his teacher.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji]
A family christmas by New Neon reviews
"It's not that I don't want you to meet my family, really." Zoro insists with wide, earnest gold eyes shining pleadingly. "It's just that you won't let me come visit when you're home for Christmas, despite the fact that you told me you'd all be doing nothing for the whole week so you're not even busy." Sanji says flatly.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Zoro, Sanji, Mihawk, Zeff - Complete
More than this by TurtleFriedRice reviews
Was he insane? Perhaps. But there was more than his sanity that Sanji was willing to put aside for this Christmas.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
smooth our thoughts from our brow by whiplashwhiplash reviews
"Athos sleeps like the dead. Porthos, twitching like a dog chasing rabbits in his sleep." Years after Savoy, Aramis still finds it difficult to sleep. (Pre-slash)
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Aramis, Athos, Porthos
Hello, Farwell by laughsandgiggles reviews
The place was warm, lively, and filled with love. Everything Christmas was about bundled in one little diner Zoro stumbled on a paticularly cold night…it just didn't have any decorations. Zosan modern AU. Day 10 of kumiko-sama-chan's holiday exchange.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Holiday Lights by EudaimonArisornae reviews
After Sanji is temporarily blinded in a fight and Zoro fails miserably at trying to guide them out of the forest, the two men are forced to take shelter in a cave during a fierce blizzard.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
One to a Thousand by EudaimonArisornae reviews
Zoro's bad habit of wandering off without telling anyone forces Sanji to set foot on an island all too similar to his own personal hell. Yet while on the island, Zoro exposes the source of some of Sanji's trauma in a way the cook is not ready to handle. Sanji/Zoro. Spoiler warning: post-time skip
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,568 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Subtle Lesson by psycho chibbi reviews
Something's bugging Zoro, and Sanji has been watching for a while. Just barely Zoro x Sanji Language, shounen-ai-ish, AU, ONE SHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Yearning by RenkonNairu reviews
For three years, Conner waits for Tim to grow-up enough... Then he dies. -SLASH-
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,041 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Conner K./Superboy, Timothy D./Robin III] - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4785 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Baby Pictures by Tatsurou-san reviews
Raven receives a 'care package' from her mother, containing some things she left behind when she left Azarath. Inspired by a Deviant Art picture.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
This Beautiful Nightmare by lunarfaery reviews
What started out as physicality turns into something much more for Tony and Steve but love doesn't come easily.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 254 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Trickster's Guide To Wooing A Hawk by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"Yesterday was Valentine's Day, but today is Valentine's Day, too!" "Yeah, you're totally balanced." Clinki, some Stony pre-slash, Blackhawk friend!ship
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
In the light of the day by Yuu-chi reviews
Tony tends to think about death a little too much to be healthy; but maybe that's alright after all. Tony/Steve
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
How to win a war by ThanksIllPass reviews
Obviously, it's a war between fangirls. Loki already has an army. How can the Avengers even the score? A not-so-secret admirer of Captain America has an idea. I warn you, this is a whole new level of retarded...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Everyone loves Cookies, right? by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Post-Avengers. Odin has given Loki a new task. He must do something nice for the Avengers. He decides to bake cookies. Innocent enough, right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
of a barren sea by tee.tee.why.el reviews
The America that he knew and served and loved is not this America. This America is different. Steve didn't sign up for this America.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
After Shawarma by Verdreht reviews
"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stupid, Heroic Pretty Boy Soldier by HigherMagic reviews
Missing scene: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Sandbar Star by tee.tee.why.el reviews
The uniforms of Captain America and Iron Man look too similar, and Captain America's suit is too selfless. Something must be done. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
That Time He Touched the Mug by tee.tee.why.el reviews
One day, Tony breaks the one commandment the entire house had agreed upon: Don't Touch My Coffee Mug. In his defense, Steve's was just too American too resist. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
When It Clears by Verdreht reviews
To Tony Stark, the worst part of being a hero wasn't the fighting. No, it was standing there, waiting for the smoke to clear. Now, though, he's starting to think there just might be something worse. hurt!Steve protective!Tony Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
A Way Out by Verdreht reviews
Tony said there was always a way out, and it gets Steve thinking. When Tony happens upon him one morning in an unexpected place, it might be time to clear some things up. one-shot can be seen as pre-slash Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Joshua Trips by Kipper Snack reviews
Joshua trips and accidentally teleports himself and Neku to a bizarre alternate universe where nothing is as it seems. /NOT YAOI/
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,906 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Question of Beauty by Late Night Iridescence reviews
Sunny has something important to ask Coco. There's only one problem: the way Coco answers is rather unexpected. Coco/Sunny
Toriko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Coco, Sani - Complete
Delivery by Bainaku reviews
Years after the war and four days before the summer solstice, an unexpected delivery from a messenger hawk puts into motion a field trip guaranteed to change Sokka's life forever. Short story told in short snippets. Tokka! COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Replacing Sai by fadingmemoriies reviews
"If the real deal comes along, what's the point of a substitute?" Uchiha Sasuke is back from his little escapade, and he wants to mess around with his taller doppelganger for taking over his spot. But how far will he go to ruin him? SaiSasu, yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sai, Sasuke U.
My Bloodline Made Me Who I Am by fendiaddickt reviews
Despite his loathing of blood traitors and Mudbloods, dark and brooding Slytherin Blaise Zambini finds himself lusting over forbidden fruit in the form of the fiery Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
Mindshattered by Velkyn Karma reviews
Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Shiki's Dream by Kipper Snack reviews
SHORT. SUMMARY BAD. Shiki is late, but she has one slam-bang of an excuse ready...
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Eri, Shiki M. - Complete
OBGYN Hell by Psychotic Dreamers reviews
Sasuke didn't think anything good could come of being forced to escort Sakura to her Obstetrician appointment; thank goodness Dr. Uzumaki is more than happy to save Sasuke from this hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10067 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
A CrossDressing Get Up by Satele reviews
In which Joshua comes to school as a cross-dresser and Neku disapproves. Greatly.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Haruhi Fujioka's Ten Ways to Pay Back Debt by thegirlwithmanynames reviews
Haruhi tries ten different ways to pay back her debt to the host club, with varied and often unsatisfying results.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Haruhi F.
Cockadoodle effin doo by psycho chibbi reviews
Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,186 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Death, Be Not Proud by Aimless Traveler reviews
The Winchesters are in for a rude awakening when a hunt and a slip of one brother's hand validates Castiel's weakening state with the sharp blade of a knife.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Shine on by Green as a lime reviews
And I will always be here waiting for you, Sasuke. Always. I am yours, aren't I? I have always been yours." Sasuke x Sai, M for a more than obvious reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
All Good Things are Three by Robias reviews
Haruhi lays awake one night and watches Hikaru and Kaoru sleep beside her. Character study. Twins/Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Surviving by OfFaeriesandElves reviews
One partially collapsed hospital, six people and a broken finger. Bella and co have to survive together while they wait for help to remove debris trapping them in a hospital basement. There are good times and bad times, but can everyone band together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
If It's Not Real, I Won't Let You Have Her by Dove of Ages reviews
Kaoru won't let Hikaru have Haruhi if his feelings aren't for real. But what does he do before he can even find out...?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Libitina by Splatter Fall reviews
“What the hell happened back there?” Sanji snapped, waving a hand in the direction they had come from. Zoro leaned heavily against a tree and glanced at the blond. “A plant tried to eat us.” Obviously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,774 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caring For Ianto by x-juicy-lucy-x reviews
Finally, a new chapter! The team have found a strange device, which has had an even stranger effect on Ianto. Can the team look after him? Jack/Ianto implied and will probably end up blatant by later chapters. Rating raised for shexshy Tosh/Owen stuff. R&
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,609 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Angels with Demons by kiara87 reviews
Sam was desperate to get his brother back, something a certain whitelighter could understand. But there is a limit to what you can do, and going to hell and back may just be outside those boundaries.
Crossover - Charmed & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Chris H., Dean W. - Complete
Burning by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
But the feeling of his cold lips drowned out all other thought as he paused by my throat, feeling the sweet pulse of humanity for one last moment." ... Disappointed with Bella's gorily un-romantic transformation in BD? Here's how it SHOULD have been ..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Lesson Well Unlearned by Lost Legendaerie reviews
-Sequel to Rhyme Over Reason- Everyone makes mistakes in their lifetimes, but no one can run from them forever. When Joshua's forced to confront his past, he'll have to choose whether to learn from his mistakes... or make them all over again. JxR
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Rhyme B., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
South by princesswingnut reviews
At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fate by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper and Alice meet on the Titanic, doomed to crash in a week. What will transpire between them in their last few days to live? AU, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Cullen Family Tournament by IFeelYourPainAndJoy reviews
The Cullen Family have a tournament, where Rose and Eddie, Jazz and Bella, Alice and Emmey are team mates and Carlisle and Esme are Judges. WHO will win, what will happen R&R! Co-written with Fanpyre
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Dress Up by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
She tugged me down and put her hand on my cheek. The image that rushed into me froze me like a statue. For I was the one dressed in the tutu." Jasper finds that looking after Nessie is harder than it seems!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Thawed by The Sushi Monster reviews
Tea and coffee, an announcement, and a deal. Her heart isn’t as cold as she makes it out to be. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Rhyme Over Reason by Lost Legendaerie reviews
-Oneshot- In the chaos of party plans, cherry tomato pie, blood phobias and sliding glass doors, there emerges a teacher, a nurse, and a really cute pairing. Who said watching the Olympics couldn't be fun? JoshuaxRhyme, slight NekuxShiki.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Rhyme B., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
The Return by CelestialMoon17 reviews
Zack was sent to military school. He returns five years later. What will he find awaiting him? Zack/Maddie hints of Cody/London. rated M for language one-shot.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Arduous Struggle by Totally deleting this reviews
“Jasper, watch out!” Alice tried to cover me, but it was too late. He sank his razor sharp teeth into my skin. I bit back a cry of pain as the venom leaked into my failed circulatory system. Jasper's POV of the battle and the Volturi's visit from Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Apple Falls Not Far From The Tree by MoonlessNight27727 reviews
What is the story of Embry's father? What caused him to do what he did: having a son while happily married? The story in his point of view. One-shot. Rated T for slightly suggestive scene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Embry - Complete
She Wouldn't Dare by Drowned Hopes reviews
AU. Ever since Eragon realized he was gay, his life has gone downhill. Then Arya jumped in, Murtagh showed up, Thorn helped out, Roran got angry... and things took a turn for the worse. SLASH, EraMur.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,953 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Three by Cricket24 reviews
Scott has a bad day. Sequel to "Home" and "Morning". Main characters include Scott, Logan and Jean.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Every rose has its thorn by pexylexy reviews
Although Bella tries to hide it, Jasper can feel it. jasper/bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Morning by Cricket24 reviews
Sequel to "Home". Logan is glad to be home....and shows Scott just how glad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Top 26 Ways to Annoy a Vampire by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Not your usual list. What #200 on the 'You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...' was referring to.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Bent by Chanceless reviews
First installment in A Comedy of Errors. The characters of Teen Titans are thrown into the land of television and trapped inside an urban rock opera!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Control Freak
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Shadows by PiperFox reviews
ClairePeterSimoneIsaac AULove Quadrangle. Peter is consumed by a power he has never used before and the safety of all Heroes is threatened. This is an angsty, supernatural, superpower themed Paire Romance.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Claire B., Peter P. - Complete
I'm In a Book, You Say? by tHe-GuIlTy-OnE-652 reviews
Inheritance Fan, Kat, decides to write a fanfic about the real Alagaesia, so she gathers up all of the main characters, sticks them in a room together and asks them about the real Alagaesia, but what happens in Alagaesia should stay there. T just cuz.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
The Great Disappointment by Mental Gear reviews
The characters from the Eragon book go to see the film of Eragon…with hilarious results! All Chapters Added!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Female Intuition by angel-death-dealer reviews
Sue's missing female company, especially given the situation. But with no girls around, will Johnny, Reed and Ben substitute for the girly talk she so desperately needs? SueReed romance, lots of humour. Rated for one use of language
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Movie Night by Tiger Priestess reviews
Eragon and some of the others are having a movie night. There will be a few genre's.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
A big Fat Eragon Parody by The master of parody reviews
After noticing that there were no good Eragon parodys without special themes that are just pure and straight parody, I set out to rectify this. Here's my attempt.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007
Insubordination by new moonfull moon reviews
It was the day that he had been waiting his whole life for, been planning since he made up his mind to become Fuhrer. A chance to finally capture a glace of the paradise called Eden. Too bad it simply wasn't meant to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Idiot Romance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Sanctuary by VampirexLove reviews
Emmett makes the decision to pop the question to Rosalie. From the ring, to the location, to the proposal, this is his story of that day! Set roughly 4 to 5 years after Rose finds Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2007
A Night Out On The Town by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Eragon attends a party to celebrate the death of Galbatorix and embarks on an epic adventure of love, sex and comedy in this heartwarming Mother's Day oneshot. AryaThorn, SaphiraMurtagh, OrikSolembum and many more! Rated T but pretty close to M.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Nympho by Ace Hart Hunter reviews
Midnight Drabblefic Challenge: WolverineCyclops. Prompt: Arguments over Jean Grey can lead to some really interesting endings.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
That's What Friends Are For by Clecky reviews
Post X2. Scott and Logan were never friends. Ever.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Best Man by new moonfull moon reviews
A wedding is a cause for celebration and inspiration as Hughes plans out the rest of Roy's life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Never Ever Give Logan M'n'Ms by Glastea reviews
A hypothesis on the subject of Logan and M'n'Ms, mixed, and if you add Scott into the mix... pure silliness on a stick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
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So Much To Gain, But So Much To Lose
When everyone you trust has been taken from you, can you trust again? Derek reflects on this as he realises the consequences of the choices he has made.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Derek H. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Capa had always accepted that he was going to die on this mission. He just hadn't accepted that everyone else would, too.
Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Capa - Complete
Breathe Slowly reviews
My first ever attempt at writing smut, woo! x KylarxElene, Rated M
Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kylar Stern/Azoth, Elene C. - Complete
Edward's Romance reviews
This is a oneshot, showing Edward's thought on his relationship with Bella. This is written to the lyrics of Decembers, which I think is a very fitting song for the series. Hope you enjoy this.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected, Much? reviews
What happens when an accidental collision leaves Jasper and Edward feeling not quite themselves? How will they cope being in someone else's shoes without letting anyone else know? Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,413 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete