AN: Okay, I am trying to update but my writer's block is back with a vengeance.

Jimothy the Second (My writer's block): (Randomly exists)

Me: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Why couldn't you have been sat on by Mr Williams like Natalie's block!

Jimothy: …

Me: Why do you torment me with your silence? Why couldn't I have left you in English with that essay? Noooo!

Anyway, on with the story. This may well be the last chapter. It might not be but I think it will be. There will be a sequel though! I shall make one!

Disclaimer: Don't sue! I don't own Eragon or Barney or Supernanny! I do own the randomness!

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"I dare Dad because he wrecked my good looks with scarred wrists!" Murtagh declared.

He, Morzan, Selena, Angela, Arya, Brom, Galbatorix, Orik, Durza, Islanzadí, Nasuada, Trianna, Oromis, Vanir, Katrina and Roran sat in a circle at the foot of Eragon's bed in his side room in ICU. Roran had met up with Durza, Galbatorix and Morzan on their way upstairs claiming to have parked the car. Now, the group were playing with Islanzadí's dare cards.

"Hey!" Roran exclaimed. "Scars are cool! Girls like scars!"

"Only cool battle scars like the one on my back though." Murtagh argued. "Not suicide scars." He turned his attention back to Morzan. "So, I dare you to strip in A & E."

"Ewwwwwwwww!" Morzan protested. "You know, if you go off in the cold Naked, you will get pneumonia and die!"

"I don't care, now go!" Murtagh ordered, raising his eyebrows threateningly.

There was a random murmur of "Poffles." From the bed.

"Eragon!" Arya yelled, racing over to the bed and practically crushing the poor rider in it.

"Tha' hur's!" Eragon stated.

Arya leapt off the bed. "Sorry! You all right?

"Yup!" Eragon replied grinning lopsidedly. "You?"

"Yep! Now how about some poffles?"

Selena shook her head. "No poffles until we get home." She said sternly.

As expected, the next sound in the room was: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" But it wasn't Arya and Eragon who were the ones protesting – well, they were, but so were most of the other guests; Roran and Katrina's lips were locked together too tightly to actually respond vocally. Angela firmly doubted they had even been paying attention to the conversation enough to have noticed anyone had been speaking in it.

"S'unfair!" Vanir argued, with a mouthful of popcorn. "S'why we're 'ere to see Eragon, innit? 'E makes good Puffles!"

Islanzadí fainted at those words. Oromis, also both shocked and horrified at the same time, managed to find words. "Vanir! You ought to be ashamed of yourself, young elf! Get rid of that silly accent right this minute and it's 'Poffles' not 'Puffles'. Show some appreciation, boy!"

"Go and sit in hospital naughty corner number one!" Selena commanded calmly while pouring water over the elf queen's face form a little jug that previously sat on the wheelie table by Eragon's bedside.

Islanzadí gagged for a moment then grinned. "Bring on the dares and ale!"

Brom threw his shoe at her. She gave him Evils, pouncing on his leg and removing his remaining sock, which was thrown in the general direction of Galbatorix, who seized the opportunity for a snack. He jumped in the air, caught the sock in his mouth and ate it in one fluid movement.

"Mmm! Tastes of cheese, dust and curtain rail." He explained as Trianna and Nasuada edged away from him, looking terrified.

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"This is it! I've gone insane!" Nurse Peterson said to her companion, Nurse Cartwright.

"If you're insane then so am I!" Amanda Cartwright answered. "Kitty, I swear I just saw the father of the two oddly named boys who came in here earlier run through here naked!"

"Same here!" Kitty Peterson replied.

"Do we need therapy?" Amanda questioned.

Kitty shook her head. "Nah, we deal with nutters all the time. Let's just satisfy ourselves that those boys' family is one those cases. That bloke's clearly got a screw lose!"

Both women were about to go their separate ways when a horde of short, ginger men, dressed all in green and chattering in Irish accents among themselves came thundering towards them carrying with them one of the paramedics – the one Kitty knew had come to this job from Morrison's. The two nurses were swept along with them before they even had a chance to stop gaping.

"Now we will need therapy!" Amanda cried.

"LEPRADAS ter victory!" The guy at the front of the mob yelled. "We Leprechauns shall prevail over the Shade laddie!"

"Connor?" The one next to the guy at the front stated. He didn't quite seem all there. "I think I remember the place I put me pot o' gold!"

"Dermot, laddie, you gave it ter me fer safe keeping! It were never lost!" Connor, the leader, answered.

"Oh. So why's it lost?"

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Now fully clothed, Morzan raised his eyebrows as he entered the room to find Nasuada and Trianna crawling over Murtagh's lap away from Galbatorix, while Vanir sulked, facing the wall in the corner of the room.

"Galbatorix ate my sock! He ate my sock! HE ATE IT!" Brom explained, shaking Morzan's shoulders. Brom murmured. "Evil being!" Then he let out a harsh war cry, pounced on his shoe and squashed Islanzadí. "I WILL BEAT HIM UP WITH MY SHOE!"

He jumped onto the sock eater and tried to bludgeon him to death with the shoe but Galbatorix grabbed on to the end of the shoe with his teeth so it dissolved into a strange, demented version of tug-of-war. Morzan settled himself next to Trianna and Roran, the witch and the leader of the varden having used this distraction to climb over Murtagh successfully.

At that moment two things happened: The door flung open to reveal LEPRADAS, the two nurses and paramedic who piled in, standing around the edge of the circle wherever there was room, and Durza screamed, diving under the covers in the end of Eragon's bed, causing Eragon to leap out, mumbling: "Ew! Ew! EW! It's in my bed! IN MY BED!"

Connor chose that moment to introduce himself. "I'm Connor, leader o' LEPRADAS – the Leprechaun Rebellion Against Durza the Annoyin' Shade. Where's yer annoyin' shade? We just want ter banish 'im from ginger heaven."

"An' Bash his brains out so I can look fer me lost pot o' gold." Dermot added. "Me name's Dermot. Connor an' the other leprechauns say I'm the village idiot."

The other leprechauns nodded. Connor spoke. "Yer pot o' gold's not lost, laddie! I told yer, I'm lookin' after it for yer!"

There was a mighty bang as the wall fell in and a scream from Orik, who fainted because some of the dust from the wall had fallen on him and made him all dirty. Saphira, Thorn, Shruikan and Glaedr's heads came through it.

The black dragon and the gold dragon proceeded to attempt to pull apart the brawling pair, Brom and Galbatorix, turning what was a tug-of-war with a shoe between the two insanely Evil teachers of Evilness to Eragon into a four way tug-of war – a tug-of-war between two dragons tugging on the two insanely Evil teachers of Evilness to Eragon, tugging on Brom's remaining shoe. Thorn and Saphira watched, one giggling madly at Eragon's face, the other giving little 'ooh's and 'ah's at all the entertainment in front of them.

Saphira was the one giggling madly at Eragon's face. Hee! Hee! Ha! Ha! Ha! The look on his face! It's priceless! Hee! Ha! Tee! Hee! He looks like a mouse about to be eaten! Oh the blackmail!

Thorn was the 'ooh'er and 'ah'er. Ooooooooooooh!... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! …………… Ooooooooooooooooooh!…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shut up, Thorn! I'm trying to giggle madly at the sight of Eragon's face! You're distracting me!

No you're distracting me form my 'ooh'ing and 'ah'ing!

No you!

You!

You!

Meanwhile, Islanzadí was still trying to play dares, Oromis and Morzan had joined forces to lecture Vanir on the probability that if he was rude to his elders, they would get annoyed and he would die, Katrina and Roran had run away from the scene to find an appropriate broom closet, Nasuada and Trianna were cowering under Eragon's bed and Selena was reading Supernanny's book trying to find a Supernanny approved way to tackle this situation.

The LEPRADAS crew were discussing amongst themselves, the Morrison's guy was watching a DVD with his portable DVD player while Murtagh watched over his shoulder, and the two nurses were discussing going into therapy.

"Stuff the rules!" Kitty proclaimed. "I'm going to call my Auntie Doris and Uncle Boris! I don't care that it's against the rules to use a mobile phone in the hospital!"

"We need a holiday! Screw therapy! I don't want to lose my job! It gives me money! I could've been an artist! Or a protester! I was one of them once, you know."

"What? A hippie?"

"No! A protester's different, but I was a hippie too!"

"No?"

"Yes! Peace dudette!"

"QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" came a shout from by the bed. The rabble finally shut up. All eyes were on Eragon, though Brom, Galbatorix, Glaedr and Shruikan didn't stop their tug of war, but they did stop moving.

Angela, who had been sitting quietly counting her mushrooms before Eragon's shout, didn't get the hint. "Well, quiet is not a bad word but I think that 'silence' is a rarer word you could have used to fill that gap. Unusual words are best but I can't seem to fi-"

"Angela!" he warned. "Be silent please."

"We something to tell you." Arya explained.

"Is it a juicy bit o' gossip, lassie?" Connor enquired.

"You could say that." Arya answered.

Eragon continued. "You see, we watched Barney videos not long back-"

"Ooh! I know what this is about. Unfortunately, it's not mushrooms bu-"

"Angela, please!" Eragon tried again. The witch was silent. "We learnt stuff from them – they were educational after all."

"Counting and the alphabet got boring for us, though." Arya added.

"So we dug through the draw again and came across an odd looking one."

"So we watched it."

Eragon and Arya began to look more and more guilty as Eragon spoke. "It was lots more interesting, so we tried it, and, well, we learnt stuff."

"We… erm … we…"

Eragon took over at Arya's failure to produce a sentence. "We're sorry."

"This is all Barney's fault!" Arya said bitterly.

"Blame him!" Eragon declared.

Arya's announcement caused Islanzadí to faint and the four tug-of-war participants to let go. Brom grabbed his shoe back before it hit the floor though, sticking his tongue out at Galbatorix.

Morzan yelled. "YOU WHAT! What did I tell you about-"Oromis clamped his hand over Morzan's mouth as Vanir laughed.

Awwwwwwwwwwww! Gushed Saphira. My little one is all grown up!

I wish mine would! Thorn stated, glaring at Murtagh, who gave the big red dragon Evils, at which Thorn gasped. That hurts, mini emo one!

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

It would be nice if mine would learn some table manners. Shruikan reported to Glaedr.

The gold dragon answered. It would be nice I mine wasn't so old!

Nasuada crawled out form under the bed. "Can you say that again?" She asked Arya. "I wasn't listening."

Eragon sighed. Arya raised her voice so all could hear if they hadn't all ready. "I said: I'm pregnant!"

Nasuada's eyebrows rose. "Erm… Congratulations."

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AN: You people are lucky; I was going to leave this on a cliff hanger so you'd have to wait until I start the sequel to find out what Arya's announcement was, but I decided I'd be nice to you.

Yeah, this chapter was a bit random but it's the last one so I wanted a grand finale! I hope you like it. The story is now over but there will be a sequel to it, so watch out for it!

Thanks to everyone who has been reading this and a double thanks with virtual cheese to everyone who has reviewed or will review it. Remember: Just 'cause I've finished the story doesn't mean I won't read the reviews! I will read the reviews on it!

Teros: I have no idea what they are, but if you explain them to me, I could use them in the sequel.

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Werewolf-of-Alagaesia: Thanks! (sniffs) I feel so loved! I will try to write the sequel soon.

Immortali: Thanks! Sorry the update took forever! I will use your song in the sequel. You'll probably see it in the first chapter. Randomness rules!

Katrina-san: No, it wasn't. Jimothy the second saw to that. I hope you liked the randomness of this chapter. I think it's funnier than the last one.

Cahawk: Thanks! I'm glad you love it and now have an account!!

Epi95: I will do a sequel; I hope the wait wasn't too long! Thanks!

Sukie-san: Thanks! Glad you like it!

AdriaDara: I will use it, in the second chapter I think. My planning skills suck though so I could be wrong but there you go! Thanks!

Audrey33: Wow! Thanks! I've infected someone with my randomness! Let the randomness be spread!

First Girl Rider: I'm adding a sequel. That will have more chapters!

ERAGONFREAKIEST: Thanks! I'm glad you love my story!

M.S.Memorial: Randomness is a good thing! Yay! The poffles are kind of in it. I think the party will be in the first chapter of the sequel.

9ud9ir190ne6ad: Thanks! Durza may well do that yet.

Shadow Prime: (or Shadow Prime's lil bro) I might still use your idea in the sequel but right now I need Eragon alive. I think it's hilarious! Thanks!

Flamestar: Thanks! I'm glad you love this! I was 'almost' sympathetic to Murtagh. Key word 'almost'.

Eragon'sSexyWeasel: Thanks! Randomness just rules! Vanir will be in the sequel too. He was in this chapter.