Random Day 18: Electricity's out! However, Boruto's not only afraid of the dark?

Part One of the Knotted series: Enemies through Allies. From the moment Zim stepped into Dib's 5th grade classroom, things were off kilter. Hatred bloomed and for years they've stood against each other as glorious enemies in the battle for Earth. But, times are changing and throughout their journey they may be forced to become more.

A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...

Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR

A mostly Dib and Zim centric collection of one shots. Various genres but not romance.

This is gonna be a collection of related or unrelated one-offs focusing on Naruto and Hinata after the conclusion of the story. If you want fluffy romance between these two, there will be stories here for you.

They say it's healthier to give up, but he is Naruto Uzumaki and he never gives up. (Can't. He can't, not this time) NaruHina Implied KibaIno Companion to A Lit Candle

ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.

Dib leaned against the door jamb and made a point to take a long swig from his water bottle before saying anything to the glaring idiot standing on his porch.

It was 2 o clock in the morning. Normal humans were asleep. Well, with exceptions of course but, by no means were any of them sitting in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, in a beat up old Honda civic with a moronic alien who was currently having 'an episode'

After years of being on earth, Zim finally succeeds in his mission. Now he takes Dib captive, bringing him with him to Irk. First fanfic EVER. Please read and review? Thank you. 3

"That's all I ever hear you say. If I could get you to tell me something new, something real, we'd be together. Just tell me that I'm not the only one who's in love here." Huey/Jazmine

An ongoing series of Tallest-centric drabbles.

A collection of very short prompt-based stories.

Hinata has a peculiar way of sleeping, and a knack for sleeping through all kinds of things. Naruto is intrigued and makes it a game to see how far he can go before she wakes up. Two-shot, NaruHina, Rated M, More or less PWP

"I promise to stop running, if you stop hiding." NaruHina post-confession.

There is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.

Afraid of losing the battle when they die, both enemies decide to create a clone of themselves. The clones are top notch after years of failure, and like their fathers before them, hate each other intensely. Or do they? ZaDrx2

"Let me count the ways in which I love thee..." Uzumaki Naruto has never known love. True, he's familiar with the wizened guidance of Sandaime, but he's never truly known love. Not the love that fills, completes, breaks. Again, he's never known Hinata.

He is reaching for something that suddenly, after an ongoing battle so fierce that is has claimed the entirety of their focus for years, has simply turned and walked away. And he didn't know how important it was until he'd lost it.

Ino. Sakura. Hinata. Tenten. They are kunoichi and they will always have to do more, be more, give more and they will have to trade away their humanity because if they don't, they'll crack under everything and then they'll be useless to everyone.

After years of faithful crushing, Gretchen discovers the tragic truth about her beloved Dib after stumbling upon him and the person she least expected in the band room. Contains ZADR,LEMON and unhappily ever after R&R ONESHOT

"Where did you come from?" It smiled, slow and indulgent before pointing to the sky. ZimxDib, ZADR.

Eyes locked. "I think we should start panicking now."

When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina

ZaDr. Dib is sent into hiding, but one Invader knows where he is. Now they have to fight to stay together and there is no one they can trust. a/n: this is an AU, and I really didn't mean to lie, this story just grew a life of its own.

Gaze into the abyss too long and the abyss gazes back into you. perhaps zadr.

After an unfortunate accident involving the Voot Cruiser, Zim’s temper, and Dib’s elbow, Zim and Dib crash land on an alien planet. Features intergalactic revolutionaries/ZADR/space travel/alien cultures/mortal peril/a broken cup holder.

This would, without a doubt, shove them both kicking and screaming out of the closet, and reveal more about their relationship than Dib was willing to share with anyone let alone an entire class. ZaDr -One Shot-

"He was like an animal. A horny, rabid animal." Zim and Dib make out, Dib sings, and pigs fly. Please R&R.

Torque and Chunk decide to bully a nerd... that nerd being Dib. Zim is NOT very happy about that. ZaDR/ZaDF

AU. Their odd relationship began with snowballs. Possible ZADR in future chapters.

Sometimes when Zim was on a rant, he gained so much momentum he couldn't stop. Literally.

There's a long pause, and Dib looks over at Zim. The Irken is waiting to have his full attention, which would be kind of endearing if it wasn't simultaneously very, very annoying. ZADF

His journal holds all the secrets of a tale after the death of his enemy. What will Dib do now that his life has just become meaningless? Or has it? Mild ZADR

Taken from, I believe, Wicabeth on dA.

Oneshot told from Rigby's perspective, short and sweet. Mordecai x Rigby.

Because any form of affection is like a parasite to the heart. ZADR drabbles.

The human body's responses to love are pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and an increased heart rate. These are the same responses the body gives off when experiencing great fear. ZADR. 3shot. Graphic.

Dib gets rather helpful advice from his psychologist,thus dooming all of humanity. Meanwhile, Zim finds his plotting needs a helping hand, and GIR finds a dress. Also, did you know computers can feel insulted? The End has come!

The comfort of sleep is better when you have someone to share it with. ZADR

A tall boy in a trenchcoat and a petite green boy walk down the street, bickering, unaware that they're being watched. ZADR

It was a process. It had always been. It always would be. ZADR. Rated T, sexual references.

Dib feels more defeated than ever. My first entry! Just a short ZaDR drabble that I decided to leave up to any interpretation you may have. Sort of angsty. Please read. One-shot, but I'd love to continue it with enough good reviews. Thanks!

Love, hate, sex, pain... it's complicating me sometimes. sadistic ZADR

Zim despises the ways of human affection. ZADR

Dib gets a girlfriend. Zim is jealous. ZaDR One-Shot

Two thieves get the time of their lives...or not... one night, as they try and rob a very, ahem, strange-looking house.

100 Theme IZ Challenge for DA! :3 Mostly ZaDr, some RaPr, DaLNr, Tagr ect ect.

ZADR: Dib had created the perfect machine, and he'll be damned if it doesn't work.

Random one-shots about awkward situations between the cutie couple naruhina... includes some sasusaku, inokiba, nejiten, and shikatema. Won't be able to update too much, but I think they're rather good one-shots. Num. 5 sequel to Misunderstandings.

Snap decisions. You have just a few moments to make a choice, so you do. And then you regret it every day for the rest of your life...

A nerd, an alien, and a robot dog walk into a bar. ZADF

"I'd always known Zim's tongue was weird and snake-like but I'd never actually thought it was... weird and snake-like."

"Don't be stupid, Dib, you've always been mine." ZimxDib, DwickyxDib; ZADR, DADR.

AU ZADR - For decades Earth and Irk have been at war. Using the stolen identity of a dead Irken, the humans sent Dib to infultrate the Massive, but a small, egomaniacal janitorial drone has his own plans for the fate of the Irken race.

Zim and Dib are totally different, yet exactly the same. Could a mutual understand of this after a brutal physical fight be the start of frienemiship for the two? One-shot!

Zim and Dib meet in another time and place. ZimxDib; ZADR.

A collection of prompt-based writings, all collapsed into a single super-dense mass. Focuses mainly on Zim and Dib, with a variety of genres. Constructive criticism and other such feedbacks are greatly appreciated.

The years have passed. I have grown older and he has grown colder but in this ever-changing world, between us, nothing has changed.

Collection of ZaDr drabbles and one-shots / Chap 06 : It was in all they gave, all they fought with and for. Somehow, even through the hope, they forgot to wish for it back. / chapter warnings: angst. sap. / Collection rating just in case

Dib finally gets what he wants. Zim's POV, suggested slash.

When your insane son puts a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his door, you do NOT disturb him... lest you want to end up yourself disturbed. Professor Membrane learns that the hard way. ZADR

100 prompts of ZADR, each one of a maximum of 100 words.

What!Hinata's going to an all boy's school! How will she hide her enormous boobs? What about her hair? And what about Naruto? Is he falling in l-love with this new b-boy? Gah read and find out! NaruHina slight sasuhina

In which Dib is loud, and everything gets awkward. ZimxDib; ZADR.

Fifty sentences of the bizarre mayhem that is Zim's life. Warning: ZADR and utter randomness ahoy!

If you live in the Zim universe, you should turn off your porchlight during Halloween. I own nothing and there's nothing you can do about it. Oneshot of doom.

Zim's fear of water does not go unnoticed by Dib. While trying to foil Zim's evil plan, ultimate rivals clash and spark a fire in each other's eyes. But how much will one sacrifice in order to keep one's fire alive? Can water douse their two flames? ZADR

A new girl joins Dib and Zim's class. Her past is conflicting, her hair, eyes, and name change with alarming frequency, and she has six names. Looks like another Mary Sue! Fortunately, Dib and Zim are prepared…

The taijitu has deep significance for the Hyuuga. It represents the balance and interconnectedness of the opposing forces of Yin and Yang. Roughly translated, it means "diagram of ultimate power". But to grasp that power, Hinata must confront her shadow.

On a mission the boys fall prey to the seductions of their hormones. One night affairs soon prove too much for them to handle back home when their past actions catch up with them. NaruHina and SasuSaku. STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!

Surrender was too easy, too complicated, too unnecessary. ZADR

AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. (Discontinued)

Someone is hell bent on getting inbetween Huey and Jazmine. Who is she, what does she want and how far is she willing to go to get it? Entry for Secrets4theunderground's Love Triange Challenge

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.

After crawling in for a nice relaxing bath in the tub after a long mission, Hinata starts to think about Naruto . . . Lemon Content and yes there will be a sequel

I never thought I'd be thanking my uncle for being a pervert. I never thought I'd find myself in a bookstore with a beautiful erotica writer. I never thought I'd learn Hinata's biggest secret. Turns out, I am happy to be wrong. Naru/Hina.

Tsunade brashly comes up with a contest over night, the prize being the title of Hokage for a week. Naruto didn't realize what tough decisions he'd have to face in order to win the contest. NaruHina lemon

In Which Shino makes a tough and stupid choice, nearly causes the death of Kiba, and he still manages to keep his cool? crack summary, hopefully the story is better. first fic, so be nice. it doesnt have to be a oneshot.

Zim takes a risk in telling something Dib about the truth of his mission. Things did not turned out as planned. Set four years in the future.

ZADR, dub con gay slash, WARNING: mpreg Nerd. Freak. Four eyes. Loser. Xenophile…

It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR

Hinata loved being scheduled for the same flight as Captain Naruto… except when she was trying to avoid him. Like now. Written for the Men in Uniform Challenge. Complete.

Dib captures Zim. The autopsy doesn't entirely go as planned. ZADR/PWP

ive decided to turn this into a collection of stories made while being accidentally high on ADD meds. i will also add sober fics that dont quite make the cutting room floor with me. always ZADR.

Gaz likes to watch, till of course she wants to do.

AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.

Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR

ZaDr. If you don't like, don't read. While at a party, Zim has a wild experience with a mystery guy. Now, he is determined to recreate the orgasmic sensation he's never felt before. Even if that means enlisting the help of the Dib.

Sometimes, on nights like this, he wondered if he was worthy to lay beside her. NaruHina, Oneshot, Fluffier than a sheep.

Insomnia is something that Huey Freeman can't seem to get rid of. Only he may have finally found his cure. Useless oneshot right hurrr yo :

Story now relocated to pen name Blank.Verse.Bloopers

ONESHOT; NARUHINA Stop staring at me, I know you like me.

‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.

Dib has been sneaking out, visiting a certain green alien in the dark hours between night and morning. No one knows, or so he thinks. ZADR, Gaz and Dib family/friendship. "You're not as alone as you think."

One shot. Stuck in a house together, Zim gives Dib an Irken history lesson to pass the time.

When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.

Brief poem inspired by American Mcgee's Alice.

I do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.

Zim finally defeated Dib. Why isn't it all he hoped for? Zim-centric/Slight ZaDr/Character Death

A young impressionable Naruto is driven to the Jashin faith by the violence directed at him and becomes a cold hearted killer. But in time he comes to commit the greatest heresy decreed by lord Jashin: falling in love. Dark Naruto, NaruHina

Everyone knows that Shmee is a Trauma-Sponge. But what if he is more than that? What if Shmee is to Squee what Sickness is to Devi, or the Doughboys are to Nny? one-shot

It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF

Time is a gypsy caravan, it steals away in the night. And porn rots your brain. Ah, to be young.

Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.

Wybie dreams of a better life.When the other mother escapes and creates that life to ensnare him, it's up to coraline to get him back. WybiexCoraline

The wash of rain skirted along the leaves high up in the park before coming to rest around the slight, irritated haven afforded by Dib’s umbrella. Rainy walks to skool with Zim were always like this. ZADR.

It was a look they’d shared more times than either could count, and it was the look that tied them together for good. ZADR.

Love redeems all, no matter how unworthy they think they are. Sequel to Eden

ZADR. "Are they just rerunning the same episode over and over?" Dib asked himself as he chewed on his cheese puffs and waited for Zim to come up from the lab-- A moment in the lives of an alien, a social outcast, and a robot.

The forbidden fruit looks so sweet--but tastes so bitter.

I considered my options quickly. Left, right, left, left, right. It was only a matter of time before one of those fists actually collided with me. Still, I decided, it was better me than her. Chapter 5 up after FOREVER. Haha sorry.

Obsession is all we have left -zadr- So we'll break burn and bleed just to keep it alive

Coraline's driving herself nuts--but it's easier to blame Wybie. Sequel to True Love has Bad Posture -Winding Road pt. 2-

Wybie thinks he's all wrong; Coraline knows he's just right. -Winding Road pt. 1-

I think I've always loved you. Tallest slash.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven; sinners' souls don't go to heaven. A Tallest-centric collection of drabbles based on the Seven Deadly Sins.

She sighed. “You’re not the devil, Naruto.” He glanced at her, grinning. “He’s just a very close relative.” NaruHina. AU.

-AU- What becomes of an Ordinary Joe trying to get somewhere in life and the cute patissiere down the street, who seems all sugar and smiles, makes his heart run a thousand miles. NaruHina. Oneshot.

Little regrets, little annoyances, and the little things that make it all so very worth it. A small collection of ZADR drabbles.

A series of drabbles about Zim and Dib and their relationship, from enemies, to friends, to allies, to lovers. Rated strong T. Please read and review!

There is a tale...of a stone, with a natural hole in it, dry but found near the Fountain of Grim, that has the ability to grant it's beholder all she/he desires. But only someone with a pure soul may touch this stone. Beware those who seek it. AU Naruhina

How did it come to this? IZJtHM crossover. ZADR.

Naruto has had enough of waiting. Is Sakura's confession too late? Witness the stunning romantic bout between these two characters, and look for the rest of the "Another Chance" series.

To get what you want, you have to want it bad enough, but you also have to be willing to go by any means necessary to get what you want. NaruHina. other pairings will be decided later. Dark Naruto and the gang. Rated M. flames aren't appreciated.

When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib

It's all in the name of science, Dib justifies as he strokes an antenna. subtle ZADR

-HS AU- 'You say that you just realized that we were in a continuous cycle, and I believe that. But I also believe what I saw. Because you said it yourself. You wanted to be with her. Now I'm breaking the chain and I don't love you anymore.'

ZADR - Within the confines of the specially made cage, Zim struggled to escape. Revenge is sweet, and blood is sweeter.

Axe. A male's best friend, especially if you have a good-girl girlfriend like Naruto. Hinata is, was, always that good girl. //NaruHina// Rated M for my paranoia. Drabbl-ish.

-zadr- Zim opened his heart in the middle of a war -angst-

You're the only one that sees me, and you have no idea how much I detest you for it. I hate how you're the only purpose that makes my life worth living, and that without you, I would have nothing at all.

Wait wait wait... back up," Dib argued, "You can't have a story with both canon and AU, right? I mean, it just contradicts! It's not possible!" Oneshot. I'm taking a huge gamble with the title.

‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.

The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.

One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?

I had a choice. I never made it. ZADF.

AUfuturistic . In modern day Tokyo, Hinata drinks away her sorrows at a local bar and has an interesting conversation with an enigmatic young man. NaruHina

Naruto had a easy mission: Get to the capital, deliver the scrolls, come back. But noo, he had to run into heavy weather. AU warning, if Naruto's flight goggles are not enough indication that he could pilot a plane, better stay out. Rated M for safety

The Irken Empire has fallen. The Armada is no more. The Tallests, reduced to nothing, are hiding in the remains of the Massive. One man, hungry for revenge, is coming to terminate them. How could have they known a single death would provoke all this?

Yes, I know, lame title. NaruHina, rated M for ghost stories and themes...sorry, no lemon. Naruto attends a Halloween party thrown by Hinata and Neji. For the boy who hates Halloween so much, he sure does enjoy this night. Oneshot

Alien babies in his stomach won't keep Dib from living a normal life, no. But the idea of it might just eat away at his quicklydiminishing sanity. ZADR

Naruto, insane by conventional measurement Sasuke, almost human Sakura, helpless, increasingly psychotic fangirl and Hinata, a puzzle. Watch the story of Naruto, when he wasn't born with morals.

[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i

Drabble. Zim could never be friends with Dib

Naruto and Hinata struggle to make Hinata's dad understand their relationship. A hopeless attempt at lemon that might have ended up in a failure. R&R LEMON! [NaruHina]

Naruto, age 18, has come to find the most horrendous moment of his life has come: there is no more ramen! What is worse is his ramen seems to have had a negative effect on his maturing process. Now that it's gone, what are these new feelings he has?

Dib wants to watch Mysterious Mysteries and to learn how to live in peace with his sister. Gaz just wants to beat this stupid boss level. Can they help each other reach their goals? Logic says no, but since when has logic stopped Dib and Gaz? [Oneshot]

Zim comes to terms with a few human concepts.

Hinata and Naruto just happen to dream the same dream. Only why does Hinata likes it a lot more then Naruto? Also what happened to his clothes? NaruHina R&R

OneShot. A misunderstanding, a mistake...that's all it was. But now, she was gone and all that was left is a ripped wedding veil on the ground. NaruHina

On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]

title says it all. rated T for u picky people. one shot. best i can say is naruhina, or asumkure depending on how u look at it, but i'm listing it as naruhina. R&R or something bad happens to naruto. ja ne.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Things are not always as they seem. Perhaps, when one's profession is based upon lies and deceptions, it is best not to make any assumptions at all. Oneshot, NaruHina.

Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]

Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.

A ONESHOT about everyone's favorite Tallests. Written to answer the question, How can they hold their heads and all that armor up when they're so skinny?

Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.

There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, and next to love, the sweetest thing is hate. [Quoted from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ZADR, for Andalitebandit6]

You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]

A story dedicated to Maiden of the Moon, and the artist of the picture that I picked randomly from my ZADR folder. Kudos to both of them. ZADR, hints of shonen ai, and angst

Gazing up at the stars, Dib thinks about a promise Zim once made him. A mild ZADR drabble.

Another sappy ZaDR short. Still, I like how it turned out, and I hope someone else does too.

Inspired by The Only Time by NiN Though not a song fic. Sometimes it just becomes too much to bear. My first attempt at ZADR. TRAGIC!ZADR.

DibZim..."You know, not once, never, did I pause to think that I was crazy..." Dib recalls his tragic teenage years in a one-shot. I suck at summaries, just read it.

SLASH: Dib angles for the shot of a lifetime. Single chapter fanfic.

The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?

Not even a nub. -=[ZADR]=-