Name: Dr. Yami. No, I'm not really a doctor. Just an old name that stuck.

Notice: I am a mediocre writer. I don't have the finesse for making a story flow together, nor do I get that warm, fuzzy feeling of self-satisfaction from writing for the sake of writing. Do not be surprised if I stop half-way through an idea. However, on that note, they're up for grabs. Go nuts. Maybe you'll work it better, maybe you'll work it worse. Hell if I care.

Special Notice: If you really liked that "Shy&Innocence" fix, well blow that for a game of soldiers. Find your smut fix somewhere else, preferably from a better writer. A ramen bikini- really now.

April 6th, 2008; For reasons unknown, never to be known, Avatarofrage ceased to write fanfiction. Among his stories, All That I Am XXFox, Demon, Human, MeXX.

Some writers will try their entire lives to bring even a single tear to their readers' eyes. Some will bring you weeping to your knees simply because they stopped trying.

"Immortality of the mind, of the body, of the spirit, of the soul, a power others have dreamt of gaining but never, not one, succeeding. But such a unique power comes with great suffering. To have this power is to live a life where heaven is merely a dream, and shall never become a memory..."
-Heaven Is But A Dream, Senyor Fier Mensheir of fanfiction.net

"The way I see it, there are three kinds of people in life: Scholars, brawlers, and warriors. Scholars are the thinkers. They plot, they plan, but they never really have what it takes to get thing done. Brawlers are the doers. They don't think, they don't plan, they just DO. Warriors are the balance. They plan out their fight, and then they put that plan into action."
-Myself

"Ask not what your friends can do for you. Ask what they will do TO you once they catch you."
-Myself again. Spur of the moment.

"They say old habits die hard. Obviously, their aim sucks."
-Guess who? ME!

"Money is the root of all evil. A man needs roots."
-Fortune cookie

"There is a price for dignity... Fortunately, there are also coupons for it."
-Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy comics, drawn by Darby Conley

"If violence doesn’t solve your problems, you didn’t use enough."
-Hinata, People Lie, Chapter 20, by Nugar

Maxim #6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

— The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

"It's not a choice. It's a lack of options."
-My response to anyone who's against NaruHina

"We do this my way, there is no highway."
-Vin Diesel, The Pacifier

"I don't have an ego. I just love how awesome I am."
-Forgot where I heard this one.

"It's all fun and games until someone loses a soul."
-Nugar, author of 'People Lie', here on fanfiction.net

"Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies."
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it."
- Henry Miller

"Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
- Johnny Carson

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
- Paul Beatly

"A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "That fact has not created me a sense of obligation.""
- Stephen Crane

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
-Unknown

"When we stare into the eyes of God and say 'I don't want any part of it,' He turns around and replies 'What choice do you have?'"
- Unknown

"This hair does not grow on a chin."
-Pablo Francisco

"Those kids are so easy to kill. You can strangle them with a cordless phone, know what I'm talking about?"
-Pablo Francisco, commenting on Friday the 13th movies

"I swear that if they do anything to hurt her, using nothing but pure will, I will rip this seal from my stomach, unleash the Kyubi, and watch this world burn."
-Naruto, People Lie, Chapter 22

Woman:"Honey, I'm just gonna go in this store for a minute to check out this sale."
Man:"That's a Goddamn lie and you know it."
-Inspired by Penny Arcade

"I just want to take a moment and talk to all the retards. So, you spend your real money in order to get pretend money in your online games. Then, for the privlege of spending that pretend money- in a pretend world, on pretend things- you pay MORE real money every month. What a bunch of fucking brain surgeons."
-Div, Penny Arcade

"And Frank Herbert? They are FUCKING his CORPSE!"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade. Think he was commenting on Dune remakes or something. Hilarious.

"Pillage first, then burn."
-Bumper Sticker

"Listen. If you wanted to go to Dairy Queen or something, fine, let's go. But no. You always want to fucking kill people. You never just want a Blizzard."
-Gabe, Penny Arcade, What The Girls Call Murder

"There sits, a Starbucks. And directly across the street, in the exact same building as that Starbucks... There is, another Starbucks."
-Louis Black

"The blessed beast with no god to praise"
-No God To Praise, a translation by crimson.clouded.butterfly

Satchel: "How many roads must a man walk down? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound? What mends a broken heart? What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
Bucky: "42, yes, angioplasty, and um..."
-slap Satchel-
Bucky: "... Something like that I imagine. So what's a rhetorical?"
Satchel: "Ow."
-Get Fuzzy. September 28, 2008 Sunday comic

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
-Albert Einstein

"You know, Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, 'I'm going to kill you!'"
-Stewie Griffin

"I'll sit there and I'll look back and I'm like, ‘I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
-Britney Spears. It was just too funny to pass. Britney, Smart?

"You can complain about how someone writes until the cows come home; writer can't improve if they don't know what they're doing wrong."
-Myself, to flamers. If you don't like a story, fine, but at least say WHY you don't like it.

"Step between me and angus burgers, the consequences are dire. Step between me and pepperoni pizza- YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT."
-Me. The one bone I have against PETA: Trying to take away my meat.

"Me and my parakeet have come to an understanding. It follows as thus: He hates me, I hate him. He pecks my finger, I smack him upside the head with a pencil."
-Me. It's all true.

"You need therapy!"
-Where it should apply.

"You know that place they talk about when they say, 'Yeah, I went there?' That's where I live."
-Naruto, People Lie, by Nugar, chapter 26

"You know that place that the ANBU guy kicked me three times? That's where my balls were. So shut up."
-Sasuke's response to the previous quote

"I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid."
-Read it off a t-shirt.

"Deus ex machina: When a writer is too lazy to come up with an effing good reason something happened. Ie, an angel appeared and made everything all better."
-Me. I loathe when people use a dues ex machina. Except of course when the fic isn't in any way, shape or form, serious. Like a comedy.

"Plausible deniability: It's really my fault, but you take the blame for it regardless."
-Me, thought up while procrastinating my homework.

"I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm saying I'm going to blame it on you."-Unknown. Good management skill there.

"Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
-Floating around the internet. The means justifies the end.