X3 naw, Dib and Kinn catching up

XD aww poor Tallest, stuck working Zim's old job

Aye, a fate worse than death *shivers at the memory of working retail*

This was such a fun read! The plot was really enjoyable, I loved all the characters and how well you kept track of everyone's situation! Thank you so much for writing and posting!

X3 Skoodge's little victory speech

XDDD poor Kinn! Dib and Zim making a mess of her quarters

XD poor Kinn, why's everyone gotta pick on her

*Big sad eyes* d-did Taty and Miik just break up?

Naaaaaw Zim's agreeing to go to college with Dib *hearts*
NAAAW THEY'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER

Oof...Miik actually left
...poor girls

Poor me...only the epilogue left

T_T we're almost done

Tenn?

Ah-ha! It is Tenn 8D and all the other Invaders!

Aw, poor 777's been caught again, but he's definitely needed for this revolution

" Sneakyonfoota" what kinda na- OH! I get it XD love it

XD oh right, prom night, I guess that's still a thing? After all this XD
Though it makes sense that these two would rather watch the blood bath than dance lol

" 'You were tiny once too. And I thought you were the awesomest and most dangerous thing in the galaxy,' commented Dib. "
Naaaw X3

Lol a roomful of GIR will definitely end this war soon

XD not sure why you're so against action scenes! You're pretty good with them

" And that thing – that human – that Dib, looked a thousand times more menacing when he was not half-naked and handcuffed, and worse, when he was holding a gun and a mean smirk, both pointed at him. "
*Evil giggling*

XD wow, Dib is just, so ready for that fight

" The Tallest froze, Zim froze, Dib froze. "
8D

HAAAA! DIBNAPPED

XDD boys, is this really the time? You left the Tallest out in the open in the hallway defenseless and there are two separate revolutions still on going XDD

*Dying from laughter* the Tallest can HEAR them! Ohmyword!

Neat! Miik is starting to show signs of Taty's personality

X3 glad to see those two girls are doing better

Aww bye seven, but I'm sure Kinn is needed with her crew right now

XDDDD the Tallest are just sitting on the FLOOR!

XD poor Red, amazing that he trusts Dib enough to touch his PAK

Zim does not seem to be having a Good Time(tm)

" There, all tied up on the floor and beaten to near death were the Tallests. "
OH SNAP!

No, wait, is the tiniest Bob?

Ha! This new Irkens name is Troy, love it, I see exactly where this is going (Edit: so, I was thinking Troy was Dib using a hologram, but then Dib shows up later fighting along side Sizz-lorr, so was this Irken simply told to say his name was Troy? Just for the subtle joke/reference that only someone familiar with Earth would get?)

Oh it's GIR XDD love Red and Purple's reaction lol

Naaaw Zim made the Troy connection and knows it was Dib's idea X3

" The scream that followed could have broken the space-time continuum. "
Lol GIR

Lol, Dib and Sizz-lorr keeping a kill count

It's sad, but completely understandable that Dib would turn his gun on Skoodge like that
I'm glad that Skoodge understands and respects it as well, even if it means that Dib is on his own with no clue where or how to find Zim

'DIE, HUMAN FIL-'
ZAP!
Oh well, Bass took care of that. "
XDDDD

Oh man XD I'm loving all this sudden Dib and Bass banter lol

Oof, they've been hit by the antiPAK gun, good thing that doesn't effect Dib

NO! Blo's hurt DX
Oh, and I guess Miik is currently PAKless...that's not good either (lol, seriously though, I bet this is what she needed to get back to her normal angry self)

!? TATY CAN JUST GIVE HER PAK TO MIIK? Is that even allowed? Like, legally? Can she do that!? I'm sure physically, yeah, but morally?
But, hey, looks like Miik got her anger back XD so I was sorta right about that part

Ha, author notes confirm it was Bob lol
Lol loving all these questions of yours, who IS driving the Massive right now XD

X3 awkward flirting
Ah, darn, they were caught, but hopefully Kinn's shots will do the trick

Uh oh, looks like there's another part of the coup

" Don't you dare shoot my table!' he shouted with mean looking beady eyes. "
XDD that doesn't sound as cool and heroic as you think it does 777
Though I will admit, you handled the whole situation smoothly

Oof, even more of this second rebellion, hopefully Kinn and 777 will be okay

Aww poor Sulking Dib lol

" 'In front of you? No way! What is it with you Irkens trying to get me naked all the frigging time?'
'…You are tall…' she admitted with a smirk. "
XDD poor Dib

'Do you have any idea who started this?' asked Tak with a frown.
'They call him the Tiniest, but nothing more is known for the moment.'
I uh...hope the tinniest isn't Bass...

Yeah! Trojan horse, this'll be fun lol

" The Massive's teleportation room was silent and empty, if one didn't count the two utterly bored technician drones sitting behind their console, playing some Irken version of Battleship.
'Pin, you cheater! You moved your ship to avoid my canon blast!'
'Well, dhu! It's a ship, I won't let it stand there waiting to be blasted into itty-bitty pieces!'
'It's against the rules!'
'Getti, it's Battlespaceship, there are NO rules!'
'Lies! Despicable lies! You will pay for-' "
XDDD I am absolutely losing it at this opening! That is hilarious!

XDDD so busy arguing they miss Kinn running off

Aww, they died

XD Kinn's already in there, as a table

! The Brains are complacent in this whole thing!? Fascinating!

Are we getting a 777 Kinn ship? Lol looks like it X3

" Red was slurping a soda and Purple was gorging himself with donuts while not gaining an ounce, the bastard. "
XDDDDD

"Strangely" high
Number: 300 and counting
! That is a huge number! xD how was that not brought to their attention sooner!

*Snickers* the Tallest know Zim's on board ~

T_T poor Dib feels so guilty about the whole thing after seeing how worried and panicked Zim is to get him back

I know I didn't type it, but I totally called it! Zim having to remove his PAK to by pass the Massive's security it really smart and dangerous! Just the thing Zim would do! Oh boy I hope it goes wrong *evil grin*

I'd love to see a role reversal of last fic where now Dib thinks Zim is dead and snaps!

Ah, poor Vort

XDD Zim storming off only to come back to sign an autograph is so in character, I love it XD

XD Zim's so mean to the little guy

XDD of course Zim doesn't even question all the praise the small Irkens are giving him

Ah-ha! I was right, 777

X3 protective Zim

XD Zim doesn't even know what the cause is but he's so preoccupied with getting Dib back that Zoot and the others just assume he does while Zim completely misses the meaning behind their words

XD Skoodge was expecting Zim

Aww Skoodge is being so nice!

X3 nice to see Dib willing to help the cause

8D Taty!
XD her and Dib's little exchange

Aww poor Kinn lol

Poor Dib's in the dog house, but he sorta did it to himself...but still, poor kid

Poor boys, double sulking lol
Well, at least Dib has GIR XD

Oh! Dib still has Tak's ship, wonder how this'll play out!

HAHAHAHA TAK IS KIDNAPPING DIB!

Ah! I think I see where this is going! Tak has the recording of Red and Purple planning on taking Dib to lore Zim in, so she's going to make it look like that's what's happened to get Zim to join the Uprising!
Hopefully Dib's not stuck in the ship too long, no food, no water, no bathroom...GIR

1) how is Gaz able to call Tak XD
2) are we about to get TaGr?

Oh XD Gaz is using Dib's computer to answer number 1

" Tak looked affronted for a moment, but had to admit that the human had galls. "
Hmm 2 might be a possibility as well? X3

" 'No! It's not about any of that! It's about your human!'
'What about him?' asked Zim with narrowed eyes.
'I think he's in danger, Zim,' said Tak with the most convincing honesty she could fake. "
Oh Tak you sneaky little bug! X3

" 'You got him /chipped/?' she wondered with a snort.
'The damn thing gets stolen continuously,' growled Zim. 'Without a pak, it's the only way to know his position at all times.' "
XDDDD love it!

Hmm Zim is going to Vort? Prisoner 777 perhaps?

XDD it took me way too long to realize what song GIR was singing lol poor Dib

CLEVER! CLEVER! I LOVE THAT! THE SHIP STILL HAS DIB'S PERSONALITY FROM WAY BACK WHEN!

XD I love how teen Dib is just ranting, ship Dib doesn't seem to be listening as it runs some tests and realizes this is the real Dib, and then there's GIR, just screech-singing in the background XD

Ah XDDD ship Dib just registered what teen Dib was rambling about lol

Loving this conversation between past and present Dibs!

:C Dib's not admitting to the "L" word!

Wait, did someone say something negative about the fourth wall narration? But it's so fun and clever!

Hm, letter stuffed under Dib's pillow and Zim locking them into the room, I think I see where this is going lol

" And third: you made me your Kribliss, that means I'm your equal, /honey/,' he said with a sugary-sweet smile. 'What is yours is also mine.' "
Hehehehehe...yes

" Before Dib's inner voice could warn him on the precariousness of the situation, Dib's libido had killed it with a shovel and hidden the body. "
XD HA! I like that

Oof XD Spanish is what distracts Zim

" 'A LIFE WITHOUT ZIM!'
'A BETTER LIFE!' "
OOF! sssss noo Dib

Poor Zim

It's fun to see Skoodge being respected XD

Huh, Sizz-lorr is here too! Neat!

XD I love how Skoodge is the only one willing to trust/reach out to Zim lol
Everyone else is like; no! Zim will explode everything

8D Tak's coming to Earth

X3 poor Kinn, such a worrier

Oh boy! We have big plot coming soon!

I saw that there was a sequel and I got super excited XD

" If you've read this far, you should already know about the Tallests, leaders of the Irken Empire, and how much of a pair of jerks they can be. "
XDD

Loving this opening letter-esk fourth wall breaking narrative to the reader lol

" Sadly for the ones expecting a triumphant return of the Resisty, they won't jump on that occasion for the mere fact that they were currently stuck in a deserted planet, without fuel and with a broken engine, fleeing a flock of giant carnivorous running petunias. But that is material for another story, one that I'll probably leave to your collective imaginations. "
XDD thank you for that mental image, poor Resisty lol

" 'If he attacks you, I can kill him because you're my Kribliss,' explained Red with an evil smile. "
Yeah but *facepalm* have you guys forgotten that Dib is a Kribliss so the simple act of kidnapping him means Zim is leagally allowed to kill you, and yeah, that means you might be able to then kill him after, but would you really want to sacrifice one of your own lives for that? Just let Zim live on Earth in peace and both of you live! Ya idiots (yeah, yeah, plot has to plot, but still XD)

Ah! Okay cool XDDD they're not actually going through with that plan XDD

Oooo conspiracy! Wonder that this drone and female have planned

! Almighty Smallest 8D UPRISING!

OH! ITS TAK!

" We now leave this shady shadowed meeting of pure foreshadowing..."
XD I'm getting a pretty good kick out of this clever narrative

"...populated by the most egocentric, ignorant and self-destructive species of the galaxy. Although, they were also the creators of chocolate, so they couldn't be all that bad. "
XDDD new favorite description of humans

X3 these two have the weirdest way of flirting, just, running through the hallways and into the girl's bathroom for some "privacy" lol

Oh? Dib, what do you have in the bag that makes you fearful of Zim looking?

OOOOOOOOO! ITS A LOVE LETTER 8D this'll be good

!? Do we get to see Dib and Zim go to prom?

X3 naw, Zim's got a Kribliss tattoo now too

" 'I am not your pet,' growled Dib. 'You are mine.' "
*Grins* yes.
Honestly, this whole scene is full of "yes."

*Sad noises as a student interrupts them*

XDD poor Zim, Gaz /is/ evil enough to dump water on him lol

Aww Dib got accepted to college and doesn't want Zim to know :(

8D the Squeaky crew

Aww poor Miik, unable to yell at Taty

" My pak really says I'm a table! Not even a service drone, a TABLE!' she shrieked. "
XD poor Kinn

Oh! Is Bass part of the Almighty Smallest?
Oh okay, the "Uprising" is the group name and "Almighty Smallest" is a single Irken leading it XD

Wait...pink eyes and fat? Skoodge?
HA! It is Skoodge XD

This story was really good! Simple, funny, and entertaining. Thank you for writing this story, I really enjoyed it.

This and the previous was a fun romp. I’m so glad I got the link off of tumblr. I know this was finished years ago- but wanted to say thanks for the stories.

Djwkgnmskgmf ok OK okokok. So. I get that this is your like fifty-seventh language or something but it's ANTENNAE, not ANTENNAS. I am fucking SCREECHING. Anyways thank u byeee