Dreamers Deranged
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Joined Feb 21, 2003, id: 346031, Profile Updated: Nov 18, 2013
Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Does anyone even check this out anymore? Doubt it, but whatevs.

Merry's dead. I'm not coming back to this.

But you can still read 1NFR here.

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1 New Friend Request: Accepted reviews
Going to the other side of the world, Naruto won't let anything get in the way of making his relationship solid. Not even crossdressers, gang members, ex lovers, rampaging otaku or... Dude, f*k the what is that? *Sequel to 1NFR*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,329 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Jun 20, 2010 - Published: Apr 2, 2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It Was Mine reviews
Micro-Fiction/AU Setting:: His greatest fear became reality, his teetering sanity couldn't handle what had happened. Thrown into his darkest hour, not even Yao could save him now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - China, Russia
I Am Awesome, Therefore I Am reviews
Twelve year-old Alfred F. Jones makes the discovery of his life. Too bad Francis had to make it perverted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - America - Complete
Les Justes reviews
The Organization had warned us. As their soldiers, we were not supposed to fall in Love. Not allowed to pledge loyalty to a single individual. Not with anyone outside, and most certainly not with each other. This was the reason why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Scrabble reviews
How it was that Mello, Near, Light Yagami, Misa Amane and himself ended up in the same room playing a game of Scrabble, Matt had no clue. What he did know, was that he was currently in the lead, and it pissed off Mello completely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - Complete
Nakama reviews
Nakama.The word used for a friend that is more than just a friend. The word that should be used only for the friend that becomes part of one's family, the one that can even become more important than any actual family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 25, 2009 - Hinata H., Tenten
Happy Birthday: reviews
In which the Kazekage attempts to write for the newly appointed Hokage. .:written for Haldor's birthday:.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 24, 2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing Through Sunday reviews
-"And if I choose you?"-"You won't be happy."-"And if I choose him?"-"You won't be happy. It's lose/lose no matter who it is, Hime. You have to choose who will help you recover the best."- Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Mar 23, 2009 - Published: Feb 9, 2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Mall Romance reviews
Hinata didn't really know how to explain it any more clearly then she already had, she just hoped they would understand her connection, even if it was a bit unusual. That being said, what Ino would suggest next was little more then a shock to her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Feb 3, 2009 - Published: Jan 1, 2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha Court: The Good, The Bad, and The Emo reviews
Sasuke Uchiha. Guilty or innocent? After everything's done and over with the last of the Uchiha clan is put on trial to face the crimes he may or may not have done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 1, 2009
Another Untitled reviews
It wasn't unusual for Hanabi to go missing like this every now and then. Still, after two weeks and still nothing from her, Hinata couldn't help but worry a little. -AU-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 25, 2008 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Untitled reviews
An ad in the local paper brings two complete strangers together. AU and some major OOCness on Hinata's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 23, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ichiraku Conversation Stand reviews
Random Naruto characters having random conversations at the ramen shop. --**am taking requestiong conversation topics**--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Jun 22, 2008 - Published: Mar 30, 2008
Happy Birthday reviews
In which Tohru wishes Kyo a happy birthday. .:written just for Laith's birthday XD:.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: Jun 15, 2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The List reviews
No one knows where the list came from or really what it is. But they sure are getting mad over it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 13, 2008 - Complete
L::O::V::E reviews
-HS AU- 'You say that you just realized that we were in a continuous cycle, and I believe that. But I also believe what I saw. Because you said it yourself. You wanted to be with her. Now I'm breaking the chain and I don't love you anymore.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 196,459 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 60 - Updated: May 23, 2008 - Published: Oct 13, 2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cootie Catcher reviews
Because girl legend is never wrong, and the sooner Naruto realized that, the better.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: May 12, 2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ghetto Mark reviews
Oh snap! Who dat! It's A Pimp Named Hiashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 18, 2008
The Mulberry Tree reviews
And stained with lovers' blood, in pendant rows, The mulberries o'erload the bending boughs. .:AU SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Dec 30, 2007 - Published: Dec 17, 2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ghost reviews
The ten year anniversary of the double murder at Kaibara High is only a day away. Will Uo's idea of ghost hunting after dark be the laugh that she wanted or will something more dark come out at night?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Dec 23, 2007 - Published: Oct 13, 2007
Not Another Naruto Fanfic reviews
Love Naruto fanfics but hate having to go through so many categories to find all the different types? Look not further! Here we have all the cliched fics rolled into one!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Dec 17, 2007 - Published: Oct 16, 2007
MakeOut Chart reviews
Without the proper explanation it's only natural for some to be confused about what the chart is really all about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: Nov 19, 2007 - Complete
NaRadTastic Day reviews
A bit of pointless here. A bit of Naruto there. Not making a lot of sense unless you live it. See? Like that. [T for language use]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Nov 9, 2007 - Complete
Requiem reviews
I can't understand how she feels, the pain of losing the only one that you could ever love, it's indescribable.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Oct 23, 2007 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Basket Full of Fruity Acrostics
A side project really. Some acrostic poems done just for fun.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 474 - Updated: Oct 19, 2007 - Published: Oct 13, 2007
Blood From the Sunset reviews
And the moon is just watching, She's just watching him die. She must have driven him to it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Oct 18, 2007 - Complete
Omake: Flames and Flamers reviews
Naruto doesn't know what a flame is. Neji helps him understand. Well, at least helps him try to understand. [slight NejNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Oct 13, 2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weasley Haikus reviews
The Weasleys are my favorite family so I wrote a bunch of Haikus for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Published: Feb 22, 2003 - Complete