Nights In The City
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Joined 02-22-07, id: 1225937, Profile Updated: 06-30-10
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Death Note, Jhonen Vasquez, Supernatural, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I'm Nights in A City. I was born and raised in the best city evar (betcha can't guess which one :P) and have been exposed to some of the awesome-ist things thanks to this place. I've been lacking in the writing section as of late so, I'm going to revamp all of my old stories, and maybe delete a couple. I used to have a co-author but we had a falling out sooo...murph. Yeah. Now I'm gonna make some lists.

Favorite Characters (And Why):

Edgar Vargas: His strength in Goblins plays a huge part (I, like Johnny, envy his conviction). Also, whenever I read anything with him in it my brain melts and I basically go "hurrr Edgar huuuurrrr" and drool -_-'

L: He's basically a stereotypical character, and I like that. It's neat to see someone who is so unique they aren't.

Dib: I used to want to be a paranormal investigator and since that was a stupid dream it's nice to see someone (even fictional) taking it where I'd want to.

I'll add more when I shouldn't be cleaning, but right now I should be and I've wasted a shit ton of time... XD

Favorite Quotes:

"Damn Humans! Damn Vampires! We should all be turtles or something!" - Darren Shan Saga book eight.

"One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another, the deaf cop on the beat heard the noise, came out and shot the two dead boys."-Valiant By Holly Black.

"OBEY THE FIST!"-Invader ZIM Jhonen Vasquez

Favorite Bands:

Mindless Self Indulgence

Creature Feature

Franz Ferdinand

Toy Box

The Ceasars

The Fray

Malice in Wonderland

Flogging Molly

Dropkick Murphys

Gogol Bordello

Wu-Tang Clan (Wu-Tang Clan ain't nutin to fuck wit)

Dr. Dre

Nina

Peter Gabriel

Peter Schilling

The Flaming Lips

Band of Horses

Arcade Fire

Hub City Stompers

Steel Toe Solutions

The Ramones

The Descendants

Suicidal Tendencies

The Birthday Massacre

The Addicts

Alice in Chains

The Pinker Tones

Nightmare

U2

The Cinematics

Dylan At The Movies

Jacks Manequin

Incubus

Bus Driver

Blink-182

Scared Of Flying

WOOT!!

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Nights In a City (yeah...I was dizzy after lunch one day...don't ask why.)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Peridot-Horntail, Nights In a City

Copy this onto your profile if you enjoy copying things onto your profile, just for the hell of it.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared? What is 6 times 4?)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write a new chapter of your fanfic insted of your scince notes and then you take it to school as your homework. Crazy is when you and your friends sign all your notes Padfoot, Moony, Prongs, Lily, and Tonks, but you refuse to sign your name as Wormtail because you really hate him. Crazy is when you can remember every litte detial from a book but can't remember your brothers birthday, if you find it is an important part of your daily life to pretend your a super hero. Crazy is when you draw potatoes all over your notebooks and they still make you giggle the hundredth time. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

To contact me, here's my facebook.

facebook.com/nny.moose

yay! Go, add me as a friend!

NOWWWWWW!!

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15822 - Favs: 13,200 - Follows: 12,852 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7124 - Favs: 14,731 - Follows: 11,573 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Let Me Help You by Sideos reviews
A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,484 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Natural Trickster by Stillwind11 reviews
As Artemis trys to save the light side, he will be drawn to the dark. Will he survive with his newfound morals intact? The pull of dark magic is strong, and only Artemis knows where his true loyaltys lie... Nonslash, Harry Potter crossover, set after The Goblet of Fire, and after The Opal Deception.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,862 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
Life Coach by Dierhart reviews
Set while Jane and Daria are in Boston; an unlikely agreement is struck between Quinn and Trent to get his life started in the attempts of turning Daria's head when she comes back to Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,063 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Trent L., Daria M.
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nny's Epiphany by devention reviews
Nny has an Epiphany in the face of horribly cliched beauty. It's a parody of every Mary Sue fichorrible fic I've ever read. Let's get ready to be offended! Off the hiatus I never told you it was on!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Johnny C.
I'm Still Here by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Sequel to SWAN - A view from the inside and a view from the outside. It is amazing how different we look with the lens at another angle.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,071 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Tess, Edgar V. - Complete
Penny Lane by EccentrikPirate reviews
Sequel to Billy Stinson. Recommended reading: A Penny for Your Thoughts & Horribleness. For every day there is a night. For every world there is an underworld. For every hero there is a villain. Appearances can be deceiving.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
Invisible by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Howard finds himself a jazz woman and Vince is not sure he likes it all that much... and is she really as nice as she seems? Rated M for various themes.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
So Sorry by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
He hadn't meant it, he hadn't meant for him to fall...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
The Joker and the Thief by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
October, 2003. Howard, a long-suffering bank robber, is ready to rid himself of his old life, until insufferable cab-driver Vince bursts into his life, stealing his clothes and taking up his attic. If only kidnap wasn't an offence. Mint Royale AU.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Squirming by TheLustofkilling reviews
What started out as an itch becomes a deepening feeling of inner parasites for Nny. Just a OS of how a simple itch can affect a very paranoid person. Please do not read if you are easily creeped/sickened by body/skin mutilation.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Kindle Fire With Snow by ancarett reviews
For someone who has experience playing with fire, Codex sure gets burned an awful lot. When her professional and gaming lives awkwardly intersect, why does Fawkes have to be right there?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Guild - Complete
Swarm by Jynx'sbox reviews
Conflicting views of Edgar Vargas by the last two people to see him alive. Non-Canon Au
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy
Strange Encounter by XxRabidxRabbitxX reviews
ughh I suck at titles..and summaries...well anyways this story is a JTHMxTeen Titan Crossover that mainly focuses on Raven and Nny so if your curious of how this will turn out, READ!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,154 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Johnny C.
Do You Think by sexybeardedlover reviews
Vince's estranged older brother shows up, causing some issues to arise. A lot of crap goes down. ROMANCE AND ANGST AND ALL THAT GOODNESS! Vince/OC, but mostly Howince XD sorry about that...R&R...please please please!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Drunk by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Just a little story I wrote to help get rid of my writer's block. Howard has to deal with a drunken Vince. I don't think this will be getting any more chapters, but... you know, I'm not sure... :D
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Drabbles: Between Friends by FattySkeleton reviews
Little conversations I think Edgar and Nny would have if they had spent time together. no romance.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Clocks by Jynx'sbox reviews
Repost. The lines between dreams and reality have always been rather difficult to find when sleeping.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Brain Stew by devention reviews
The Marauders can't sleep. MWPP era, one-shot. Slash if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Fingertips by The Ashcroft Moon reviews
What goes on the roof stays on the roof. Howard never lets me finish my sentences. Once, just once, I really wish he would.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Monochrome by oh no dont look reviews
He’d never bothered to visit one of his victim’s homes before. But Edgar was different.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by KickingRoses reviews
Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Doctor Boosh by thegingerwhowaited reviews
The TARDIS is travelin', and mindin' it's own business, until it's mysteriously nudged by a mysterious thing into Dalston. But why? And the winner of the best summary ever goes to...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Vince N.
Little Black Death Note by stranger12 reviews
Sadly discontinued Voldemort dies of a heart attack. Raito Yagami, new DADA teacher, comes to Hogwarts carrying a Death Note, being followed by a Shinigami and with deadly plans for the wizarding world YaoiHPDM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,470 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Draco M., Light Y.
The Fifth Evans by TheWackedOne reviews
In the book, there's this Dude called "Mark Evans". This is his journey finding the magical community, his family, and the evils that await. wont be cont-ed. sry. i cant write, i just suck at it. you can adopt it though is you ask nicely!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Journey Through Time and Space by teehee111 reviews
It's after closing time in the Nabootique, Naboo and Bollo are on a Shaman weekend, no doubt getting completely plastered and Howard and Vince are doing not much of anything. That's when a man calling himself the Doctor shows up right outside their shop.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - 10th Doctor
The Family Name: Year Four by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Artemis and Draco are still at odds, and both are keeping secrets. Hermione is not happy. Harry is fighting for his life in the TriWizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Codename: Joker by Ruby Lunaris reviews
-Death Note crossover- What if, the day after Voldemort's attack on the Potters sixteen years ago, the Dursley's dump baby Harry on the steps of an orphanage called Wammy's House. How will the wizarding world react when they finally locate their long lost savior and meet his brothers? (Independent!Smart!Gray!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., OC] L
Must Be This Tall To Ride by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Spending all summer in a bear suit with only your best friend and a crazy old man in a theme park for company. Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Squee, Pepito
Drabble by Voice-Of-The-Neurotic reviews
Just a short drabble. My first JTHM story kind of thing. Crack Nny/Edgar mention os Pepito/Squee
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edgar V., Johnny C. - Complete
Just Your Toy by MS-Manuscript reviews
“You are a TOY!” Woody shouted. “No, no I’m not. I’m Doctor Horrible.” Billy pointed at the poster on the wall; at the 50’s art-style version of himself. “And I need your help going back to Dr. Horrible.”
Crossover - Toy Story & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
The Past is the present's future by xXxInvisble in your eyesxXx reviews
A strange string of events leads to Harry staying in Diagon Alley with a Severus Snape. Whats this, Snape has a husband! Who is the mysterious man? And where did Harry go! 1975! It's the general Harry goes to the marauder era. SLASH!SLASH!SLASH! Mfutr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,365 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 6,856 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Mystep by Dr.Scarecrow reviews
Discont. Looking For Group :: Richard goes looking for who he is...And who is he? Some may know. Others are dead. Please read inside for more detailed information and a more accurate summary.
Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2009
Of Gods and Men by shadowphantomness reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Mikami foils the Death Eaters in Japan. Light takes an interest in the Magical World. What does Harry think of all this, much less Dumbledore, Voldemort and Snape? Light x Mikami
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Albus D., Mikami T. - Complete
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to Little Red Letter. Bunny's cage was overturned and Nny was kneeling between it and the couch, disbelief and grief etched into his face . . .
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
My Last Girls Name by 2amWritersClub reviews
Things seem to be going great for everyone especially JD, his life's just starting, right?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,150 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - John D./J.D.
Anger Management by shadowarwen reviews
In the week immediately following the Tri-Wizard tournament, Harry is having issues dealing with the death of Cedric. When his ever changing mood swings begin to concern the staff, Snape is brought in to ‘help’ Harry with his problems. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,458 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Big Vacation by ShiverMeFunzies reviews
JD is back from his two week vacation and something about him is different. The truth may change everything for the people working in Sacred Heart.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,598 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The Twelve Shall Unite by Merdina reviews
Things are looking up for Dib. He's made a new friend, and his reputation for being crazy has more or less disappeared. But a cryptic note and a string of horrific murders could destroy all this and change his life forever... Final chapter is up.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,633 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Dib - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Harpy Prince and the Dark Throne by xXxInvisble in your eyesxXx reviews
Summery inside But basically Harry is fed up with everything Dumbledore has made him do he comes out to Hermione about his beatings and she doesn't believe him he resorts to self harm.....Creaturefic....UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mail Weasley? by Vampire Scooby reviews
DNHP crossover, Matt has no family right? Wrong, what if he does? What if it is the lovable Weasley family? Matt can do magic, no way! Join us in reading about what happens when Matt is Mail Weasley. R&R Flames welcome!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Matt
Hollywood Adventure! by Miss Interrogative reviews
Nny wins a trip to Hollywood and gets to bring along three friends. Watch Johnny brave a city he so utterly despises!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Might As Well by Red Ringo reviews
Johnny C killed Edgar Vargas. Johnny knows that. Edgar knows that. What Edgar doesn't know is how he has been living in Johnny's basement for the past few weeks. He decides it's time to leave, but things go quite astray. Can he survive this encounter?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Johnny C.
Jam is Delicious, You Must Eat, Eat, Eat by Lawrence Vivisected reviews
Rue Ryuuzaki had to be the most condescending little **** Nny ever had the displeasure of meeting. Death Note/JTHM crossover. Disturbing references to BBxL. Because B is an L-sexual. :D Crack. Complete crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Crunchy Purple Kittens by socioNycto reviews
There are some days that just aren't worth the letters they're written in, and Dib has been having a two year long run of 'em. The reason? The threat of piggy based doom, the return of a certain teacher, and a truce with Zim...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Zim, Dib
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
Blood and Magic by Lady Myotismon reviews
AU After seeing the Cirque du Freak, Darren and Steve get strange letters inviting them to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where they meet great new friends and even greater new foes. Is Destiny on Darren's and Harry's side? Or on Voldemort's?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
His Hero? by momoanzu reviews
Inspired by Zarla's fic "Vargas". Edgar gets beated up, Johnny rescues him!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/21/2003
The Diary of Artemis Fowl the Second by Crystal Shores reviews
Arty starts a diary when he is put into public school. What happens when he finds out he's a little more attractive than he thought? Total fangirl stuff, read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Witchcraft and WizardNny by Lucia Di Lammermoor reviews
Nny gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts job at Hogwarts! forgive the pun in the title please, rating may change. Oh,yes. There will be blood.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
Turnabout Confusion Part 1: We All Fall Down by Dennis reviews
A heated argument leads the Sisters Morgendorffer to walk a week in each other's shoes. Will anything be left of Lawndale High when they're done?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,182 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Culture Shock by Kuroeia reviews
[Near x Sirius] [Death Note x Harry Potter crossover] It was the weirdest assignment he'd ever been on, but certainly not the worst.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Kornicopia of Kaos by BarkingPup reviews
What if Johnny was always a little... off? Johnny's past. First fanfic. Using references to the comics. Chapter 9 up! See profile for updates ON HIATUS
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Johnny C.
The Night Out by The Sketchywallflowr reviews
Somehow or another, Elliot has been tricked into going out tonight with the janitor. But as bad as she expects it to be, she isn't quite prepared for what's in store.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
CORRODE by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Ask me again why I keep you here pet zadr small hiatus, i am working on updates trying daily but the muse is on pause
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Zim, Dib
The Real Me by ladyBlue Wolf reviews
Harry Potter is not the person he seems to be, if you're stupid enough to fall for the front he puts up when he's around people you don't deserve to know the real him. Goth!Harry. I wrote it cuz their arn't enough Gothfics.Ch20 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P.
My State of Mind by undergoing malfunction reviews
Time has changed. Now that you're older, you can see the world at it really is. The evil, depression, and temptation it holds. But are you able to handle it? Discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Dib - Complete
Who I Use To Be by Zazu Hyena And Nny Fan reviews
Gaz goes off to look for her brother when she remembers that he owes her money. But no one has known where he's been for years. IZxJTHM crossover.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Love is for Losers by Eddi Delaney reviews
Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Johnny C., Devi D.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Loubhin reviews
Death Note and Invader Zim. And that, Zim, is why I disassembled your robot friend. Because he was trying to give a mouse a cookie.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Ignored by Kerink reviews
I thought it was a trap. I could've been happy. But I was too cautious. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Dib - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shinigami's Death Note by Michikame reviews
At the age of ten, Harry Potter discovered the Death Note on the lawn of Number 4 Privet Driver. Time skip 4 years later to the Triwizard tournament where another notebook holder tracks him down... Death Note crossover with Harry Potter.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Misa A.
A Dib and Tallest Romance by Merdina reviews
Dib is transported to Irk as a slave to the Tallest, and feelings soon prevail. This is my first IZ fanfic. WARNING: Dib and both Tallest Slash, and Red and Purple Slash. Don't like, don't read. Finished at last!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,979 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Dib, Purple - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by nailxbunny reviews
Squee's dad continues to abuse him. Needing comfort he looks to his friend. Will Pepito make it all better for him? Or will it all go down the drain? M for Lemon, occasional language, Yaoi...PepitoxSquee not finished
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Squee
Not Our Family by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
This sort of thing happens to other families. Not us. It's impossible. How could I not have seen it? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I fix it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Squee And the Horrible Twisted List by Airport Monkey reviews
Our fave little scaredy psycho is so messed up, there just have to be some weird reasons!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Squee, Wobbly-Headed Bob
His Elevator Woes by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
Alternate ending for “His Story”. What if nobody had interrupted Janitor and JD on that elevator? What if Dr. Cox didn’t find JD until seven hours later? JDCox friendship, bonding, and general ridiculosity.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/4/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Through The Eyes Of Innocence by Headexploady reviews
Squee is all alone. Johnny takes him into his home and trys to take care of him as a parental guirdian. I'ts alot better than it sounds, I'm just terrible at summarys.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
SugarCoated by Synthetic Humanity reviews
It just didn't make sense. He was the one doing this, and he was doing it to himself. He should be in control, he should be able to stop, but he couldn't. For once Artemis had no control, and that scared him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 1,021 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Knee by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What exactly happened on Johnny's vacation? Who did he meet? What did he see? A heartfelt tale of gore and insanity told from the poor souls who he came across on his magical journey. Crossover story of basically everything that isn't Nny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Johnny C.
Scooby Snacks by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when you're up at night talking with your friend on aim as you watch Ghost Hunters and Destination Truth? Another extremely crazy crossover that's what!Death Note and Scooby Doo. drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
A Dance With Fate by Canopus Carina reviews
2007 They had sacrificed their childhood to the cause of the Light and survived. Yet some curse would take down the their main support, his best friend? 1977 Hogwarts employs a mysterious addition who teaches them much more than fighting the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Remus L., Harry P.
Obsession by wytchen-n-stychen reviews
Todd is issued a babysitter by the sitter due to parental neglect . All is well until Nny becomes involved and the two find themselves acutely focused on each other. [Thinking about re-working this story for an update - Anyone game? 12.27.2014]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Mourning by Kerink reviews
A JTHM oneshot. Hints at NnyEdgar. Lots of doughboys, oh joy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Johnny C., Mr. Eff - Complete
Harry Potter meets JTHM by Airport Monkey reviews
Harry is a moron, so I wrote this in a fit of rage after listen to my sis read it out loud for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT. It will be BLOODY! Go, Johnny, go!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Stop! It's Uno time! by MOTHMAN VASQUEZ reviews
A story about a nice and friendly game of uno. Starring: Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Rikki Simons and a OC. Oneshot. Read it's funny!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Scroll of Unity by XxEviexX reviews
Previously called Artemis Fowl and the Destined Love. AFHP crossover. Spoilers! Post TLC HBP, pre DH . There is a scroll that can unify the world and Arty and Holly must save the world again. See profile for full summary [Adventure] [Romance] [AH]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Harry: Master of the Oblivious by wonky reviews
"Oh, it is," said Hermione. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual…" Harry discovers that life hates him even more than he'd ever imagined. Pure, unadulterated crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wondrous Mall of Death by Knight of the Sun reviews
Nny has a bad day... And when Nny has a bad day, everyone has a bad day...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
That Sounds Like a Fun, Sexy, Time by maebyfunkebluth reviews
This is a crossover like no crossover you've ever read before. Well that's huge lie. It takes all the wonderful [one might say magical] things about Harry Potter and mixes them with the delightful [of the Afternoon variety] world of Arrested Development.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
The Obscure Orphanage by WallofIllusion reviews
CROSSOVER WITH SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. As Mr. Poe, incompetent as ever, struggles to find the Baudelaires a new guardian, the orphans are taken in briefly by the Wammy's House...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006
Chuckie The Homicidal Maniac by Sideos reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Chuckie starts hearing a voice offering him the chance to take revenge on those that scorn him for his differences. However this offer comes with a heavy price and is backed by something old...and evil.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006
Together Again by Kirin the Vampiress reviews
History likes to repeat itself in the Shan family with Annie. But Annie in the end will learn not only that, but dreams hold many answers...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Everything I hate about JTHM fanfics in one fanfic of ultimante stupidness. This isn't supposed to be comedy. It's supposed to be a warning to all the horrible fanfic writers out there... do us all a favor and stop writing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Beautiful Torment by Sideos reviews
Earthly Addictions sequal. Zim falls deeper into a life of drug addiction however things are changing. He is changing. A story of nurture vs nature, real vs fantasy, heart vs logic. Summed up in the words 'Sex, drugs and rock n' roll.'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,508 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
A Better Kind of Evil by Sideos reviews
SideosSanoon Collab. Anger, hate, helplessness. These are the things Dib has been suffering from almost all his life. But then, he gets an offer from the very side he's been warring against. Power, immortality, revenge. All it would take is one small bite
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Dib
ABCs for Johnny lovers by slinko reviews
gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Squee's living nightmare by JackalGod reviews
When Squee parents try to abandon his by moving to New York, Johnny takes him in. Very creepy JohnnySquee later on, maybe if I get that far.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Notes To You Fanfiction Writers From Us Characters by GunnerGirl reviews
Notes from a few of the characters in the Darren Shan Saga from the characters you've been writing about, warning, some of them aren't happy... potential fireworks!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
I'm hell, I'm Death, I'm by TheLustofkilling reviews
Read a story that has everyone perplexed, and glued to their seats. Come read a stroy that is sick, twisted, and is the new best Johnny story since the real thing. read and review.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
MakeDamnSure by ChuckDays reviews
NNYEDGAR SONGFIC don't hurt me. Edgar and Johnny go to a bar and Nny sings MakeDamnSure By Taking Back Sunday. Simple enough. Rated T just to be on the safe side
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Prank Calling by duziekat reviews
What happens when people are bored or just want to get back at someone? well they pass the time buy prank calling all their friends of course. story might be better then summary or it might not only one way to find out.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
Big Brother by GunnerGirl reviews
Just something I'm messing about with because I'm bored. I've put a handful of the characters from the saga into the Big Brother house so let's sit back and see what happens! Could be good, lol!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2006
Happy Easter, Devi by NoLongerWritingHere reviews
Devi runs into Nny at the supermarket after being forced into an Easter dinner with Tenna. When Nny is invited along for the night by Tenna, what happens?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Letters from Fangirls by the Raven of Roses reviews
this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
Twisted Adventures by Semmi reviews
Sometimes the reasons for turning dark aren't what you'd think they'd be. HPAlice in Wonderland crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Peter P. - Complete
Confessions by Bandito Sun reviews
Sam Dullard reserved, polite, and a good freind of the Rockets? Yeah right! See what's really going on inside the mind of Ocean Shores favorite squid.
Rocket Power - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Sam D., Reggie Roc. - Complete
The Morning News by vintagexromance reviews
Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl are doing the morning news.Yes, indeed they are.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Feeling This by ForesakenInnocence reviews
I fought people who literally threw fireballs, but couldn't stand him. Couldn't stand up, I guess I'm just weak. Warnings: SISlashAbuse etc.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,183 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
A Child's Hope by Canopus Carina reviews
Severitus Challenge The six students don’t believe Sirius is dead and are trying to get him back, Severus finds Lily’s letters to him and the truth is revealed to him, Draco is confused to what he should do as his father escapes OotP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,859 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reunion by Cracked Moon reviews
What would happen if Darren joined the Cirque again And they were performing in his hometown... with his sister in the audience? -spoiler to book 9- -I hate summeries x.x-
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Happy Birthday, Edgar by SweetSixSixxSix reviews
Slash(EdgarNny). Johnny wants to give Edgar something special.[worst summary ever]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005
Scum Of The Earth by Nothing In Blood reviews
-one shot- Johnny rids the world of another piece of trash that got away from he police. SawJtHM crossover. Death. Very violent. Not for the faint of heart. Implied rape. Implied minor torture. Read at your own risk!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
The Dangerous Game of Strip Poker by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Vanez, Kurda, Arra, Larten and Gavner get together for an exciting, sexy game of Strip Poker... Who will be stripped bare at the end? Oneshot sequel to the previous truth or dare fic.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Laugh as we go:: Cirque by a freak by chinchilla-in-a-bowl reviews
Parody part of the first book. (so far)Read, enjoy, review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wreathed in Flames by EscapedManiac911 reviews
*YaY* My first fic. Squee's a pyro maniac who kills people, he's almost content with what he's got, but what happens when Johnny returns? What about this chick Adania?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
Torg Vs Nny by Gabriel Syme reviews
A Sluggy freelance/Johnny the Homicidal maniac crossover, where Torg duels with Nny after their world collides (don't ask). Expletives not censored, explaining the rating. Do R & R, but please dun flame.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2003
SelfRealization by chimera child reviews
Johnny finds out who he really was and why he feels so hateful. JTHM/IZ crossover, but not what you think. 2ND CHAPPY UP, IT'S OVER, FOLKS!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003
I Remember Larry... by Leftomaniac reviews
Nny's always been crazy... but what pushed him over the edge?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001
Santa NNY by Joltz1 reviews
Johnny gets out of the house and goes to the mall... During the Christmas season...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/1/2001
The Dangers of Jumping to Conclusions by end-the-third reviews
Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Tenna, Johnny C. - Complete
Oregon Trail by Ragamuffin Girl reviews
Meant to be funny but turned out into a little bit of angst with a good amount of drama. I played an old version of Oregon Trail and it kept a automatic journal which I added on to. Angtsy and drama-filled humor. CHAPTER 3 IS UP! Dib is in it by request.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 11/10/2001
EvilstupidrantingmadnessofDOOM! by Leftomaniac reviews
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stupidity!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2001
Look! It's another JTHM crossover! Fun! by Leftomaniac reviews
Rated for language. Short thing, Zim sees Nny, and freaks out quite cutely. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2001
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Fear and Loathing in Philadelphia reviews
The gang is reunited with a guy they were all obsessed with as youths. The coolest, most badass guy they'd ever met. But, apparently, the past should remain in the past.
Crossover - Supernatural & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Dean W., Charlie K.
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side
Songfic based on The Smiths' song of the same name. Nny's thoughts on the lyrics. blah blah blah.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
10 Drabbles
These drabbles focus on Edgar and his past. Most of it is pretty BS'd and not exactly what I think...more of just musings...pretty angsty, I think...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edgar V.
Mr Chaos
The wall was a portal, one now used on a daily basis by the people of the world. Was originally my piece for NaNoWriMo then I got Mono...Johnny returns from where he went.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,228 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Dib, Squee
No Room For Doubt reviews
I never knew the chaos I could cause. A Death Note/ Invader ZIM Crossover.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - L, Ryuk
Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
Transitions reviews
What happens when Dib snaps? Rated M for Gore. Crossover JtHM
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Dib - Complete
Mysterious Owls of Nny and Snape or MOONS reviews
A sequel to Johnny's Mystical Night With Snape. A series of owls sent back and forth between the two. Cowritten by Gothalie. A side story of Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts. Rated M for cursing and sexual reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Johnny's Mystical Night With Snape reviews
This is a side story for my main story. Snape and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. I think you can guess what happens. It's not graphic, but it's rated for the implications. It's cowritten with Gothalie. We are going to post the sequel momentarily. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry, Just Harry reviews
Harry is bad. Harry knows he is bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P.
Sanity reviews
A poem that I wrote about Harry. Very short and I don't know if it's very good. Very angsty...I also put it under Tragedy since it is tragic in a kinda unorthodox sort of way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete