20 and still desperately trying to expose Zim, Dib finds out a secret that shatters his world. Meanwhile, Zim's lack of progress is about to result in severe consequences. Adrift and confused, how do they find meaning? Slow burn. 11/3/17: This is back from the dead!

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

I'm finally caught. They caged me in a world of white and medicine. Please, Devi...I know I don't deserve it, but you know I love you, and I need you now. More than ever. Save me.

ughh I suck at titles..and summaries...well anyways this story is a JTHMxTeen Titan Crossover that mainly focuses on Raven and Nny so if your curious of how this will turn out, READ!

JTHMXiaolin Showdown Crossover. I can't finish this properly, I'm sorry. Details of what was going to happen are now included. All authors welcome to finish the story themselves if they like. Sorry.

A year after Johnny tried to kill Devi, both find that they cannot get the other out of their head. Both find themselves gravitating toward one another. Will Johnny sway Devi's ways or the other way around? Warning: VERY GRAPHIC. RR

Status: Complete. Johnny finds himself losing his fight to shut himself off from emotion. His inner desire to reconnect with Devi just may prove to be too strong for him to resist. But Devi may already have moved on...

Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?

The seuqel to 'Nny or Niisan' ...Squee has fallen for a girl at school... how will Nny react? What will he do when this girl turns out to have a thing for our loveable Homicidal Maniac?

This one is hard to summarize in a few words. All I can say for sure is there will be ZADR and there WILL be a successful, full term, live birth MPREG. You know the drill, don't like, don't read.

Nny gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts job at Hogwarts! forgive the pun in the title please, rating may change. Oh,yes. There will be blood.

Devi and Nny. Not really romantic. Johnny returns from his vacation and goes to get a Brainfreezy with Squee only to see Devi. Lovelylicious and dripping with blood, it's... confusing. Rated T for violence, cussing, & potentially offensive scenes.

oh no.

First fanfic ever. A teenage girl struggles to hold onto sanity while trying to uncover the mystery behind House 777, and the man who lives there. Main char is an OC, not romance so don't hope for it. FINALLY FINISHED!

Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.

Rated M, for hot alien sex

Todd is issued a babysitter by the sitter due to parental neglect . All is well until Nny becomes involved and the two find themselves acutely focused on each other. [Thinking about re-working this story for an update - Anyone game? 12.27.2014]

Harry is a moron, so I wrote this in a fit of rage after listen to my sis read it out loud for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT. It will be BLOODY! Go, Johnny, go!

MISSING: TENNA. Devi discovers her best and only friend to be suddenly missing. Is her worst fear really the kidnapper? Can she stay sane?...Will she be an unlikely savior? Or just a tormented soul? Hell hath no fury...like a woman's scorn.

in this fanfic, Nny teaches small children about monsters, letters, and explosives! yay! Oneshot. Basically this is just me wasting your precious time. PORK.

Unintentional sequel to This Is Horrible. Sucks even worse. I'm warning you. These will never stop. I'll feel compelled, and the compulsion will become increasingly worse until I give in and destroy the band 'Athlete'. Bastards. DO NOT READ x.x

I'm warning you all right now, this is really bad. REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY BAD. And emo. REALLY, REALLY, HORRIBLY EMO. I warned you. Oneshot, thank GOD.

The day before Johnny's infamous date with Devi. Conversations, existential angst and dancing fluffy bunnies.

All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.

gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.

Jan is just your normal girl, sort of. With a crush on Pepito. On top of that, she's found herself living in 777, which has been abandon for years. Pepito::OC

It has been eight years since Zim had landed on planet earth, the years have made him bitter and bent on going through with his plan of world conquest or will he be stuck in the continous cicle of failure? Will be a ZADR fic my first!

When Squee parents try to abandon his by moving to New York, Johnny takes him in. Very creepy JohnnySquee later on, maybe if I get that far.

This is probabley the most random story ive ever done. Zim makes a device and things go all crazy and theres a better summary inside.mainly just for enjoyment but RnRs are appreciated.

crossover with Ruby Gloom. Ruby met her long lost brother, but what happenes when she finds out he isn't what she belives? rated just to be safe. is a little OOC................

AU. Dib had never believed in any of that nonsense his dad spewed out about the paranormal. Still, there was something weird about that ZIM kid.

After a long and tiresome day, Zim and GIR indulge in a guilty pleasure.

Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.

RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE! The transcripted account of how paranormal amateur Dib and yours truly snuck into an alien's secret base. NO SHIPS, HONEST TO IRK I SWEAR!

On a rainy evening, Devi is attacked while walking home. Nny rescues her, but is terribly wounded from the fight. Reluctantly, Devi drags his unconscious body to her apartment to take care of him. Soon the bond between them begins to rebuild itself...

The stars are going out. There are intergalactic cries. Highschool phantoms are sucked into their computers. When Danny Fenton is spewed into Zim's base, closely pursued by heartless, where are the cancelled Nicktoons to turn?

The passing of seven years. An unfinished painting. An unexpected return. Resurfaced feelings.

This story has absoulutly no point. I was bored and thought you might like it if you want a laugh. Enjoy.

Zim will search the world over to find his antigravitation apparatus, even to the bottom of the sea. An Invader Zim Spongebob crossover.

Has music ever moved you to tears?

ONESHOT, not a songfic. Do you dare read Johnny's fifthgrade English assignment? Tell me what grade he got on it in your review!

Some general slivers of conversation that might go on between some of Johnny's long term victims.

How many cliches can I squeeze into one fic?

haha sooo weird. ww and iz crossover. dib is ww and bbw too

Who is better? Zim or Dib? After this random songfic, you'll be even more confused. R&R please.

Know your stars, Invader Zim style! IT ISH FUNNEH! READ EET! You'll laugh! YOu'll laugh 'till you cry! You'll get high! YOU'LL EVEN MAMBO, once you get high!

ZADR at its finest. This story is me making fun of it. Because it's wrong. Here I go. Oh, and by the way, Dib's ovaries are a ball of yarn.

GIR gets himself a hobby! Chaos is wrought! Dear spork it's horrible! The author needs reviews! This is a desperate plea for mental help! My daddy never hugged me! Just read it!

A pale goth guy in drag slays a whore's vagina with a cheese grader! Read it, its disgusting!

A oneshot fic about ZADR. . .WARNING: This fic mocks ZADR! IF YOU LIKE ZADR, TURN BACK! If you don't, READ! READ IT!

After mysteriously being bailed out from Springfield’s medium security prison by an anonymous resident, Sideshow Bob soon discovers he is being stalked, and not to mention trying to be murdered. But who of all people would want to hunt down Springfield’s

Johnny is visited by spirits. They show him his past, present, and future, trying to convince him to change his ways. Sound familiar? A Christmas Carol parody, minus the Christmas.

Written solely to be the result for "Voldemort/Argus F." searches.

This is, in fact, my OMG I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR fic. Everyone gets to have ONE... Zim, Dib, christmas, and DOOM.

Side Show Bob returns to kill Bart. DUN DUN DUN

My version of a Nny and Devi romance. And you all know how warped my mind is... Good God!! It's the Grapenuts!!

A parody of angsty suicide fics. I have a morbid sense of humor, yes.

Johnny is a shrink for a while. Later in the day, a very unexpected visitor shows up with a very unexpected wish. SECOND CHAP UP! Another unexpected visitor surprises Nny with a confession.

Nny catches and kills a butterfly, and comes to a conclusion. Then, Devi reacts. Only SLIGHTLY OOC...I promise...Based on a Weezer song

My friends have always said I am the closest person they know to Happy Noodle Boy, this is proof. R+R, it is insane, thta is all I will say.

The long awaited SEQUEL to JtHM: A Continuation. Devi's traumatized. She wakes one day with her memory gone, recalling only Nny's address. And he's not letting her go! Can we say "apprentice flusher"? Ch.6! Was Nny's suicide successful?! Devi's mind snaps

Moof. I hate Mary Sues, misspelled stories, and RanDOm CaPS LOckS, don't you? (ph33r the parody... I'm making fun of all the stupid Mary Sues out there. I have no life. Moof.)

Nny is just trying to get Burger Boy to shut the hell up.

Rating is because of the subject, not the story itself, NNY is fed up with his life, he's done. One-shot, r&r

squee has to go to a new school and does something very unlikely but hey it gets him noticed ~come on ppl its realy funny!!!~

Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)

Zim and GIR go to WalMart, to try and learn the secret of conquering Earth, where they run into Dib and Gaz. This story is full of really strange similes.

The directors cut of 'Dungeons'. Since I got so many great reviews of 'Dungeons', I decided to write this! A great read wheather or not you've read the original 'Dungeons'.

Nny's always been crazy... but what pushed him over the edge?

Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.

I was SUPER high on Skittles when writing this. Zim gets sugar high, bonds with GIR, meets Lenore, and scares the crap out of Dib.