A/N: Ok, these are just a bunch of fanfics written by the cast of Zim. I'm gunna try to do every character. Like...yah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zim.

Prompt: Write a fanfic about a flower.

Zim's Fanfic

Once apon a time there was a stupid and ugly and big-headed boy named Dib. Everybody hated him and he had no friends because he was stupid and ugly. He was always mean to a wonderful, handsome, and really, really smart alien, (who is a human), who is wonderful. Dib is ugly and has a big head. He was in no position to stop me taking over the world because he is ugly and stupid.

So, the wonderful Irken invader named Zim, who the Tallest loved and sent him on a secret mission to destroy Earth because they loved him so much, decided to kill this annoying Dib-thing. Dib is ugly and stupid.

So the ugly and stupid Dib-thing comes to my house. He thinks that he is going to spy on the wonderful, handsome, smart normal human worm-baby beacause he is ugly and stupid and has a big head, so he can't think enough to know that if you can near my house I blast you to SMITHEREENS!!! So when he comes to Zim's house Zim gets out a giant machine gun and a bomb and knife and firecrackers and explosives and guns and knives and a bomb and a giant shoe. Then Zim does everyone a favor andstabs him to death and blows up his guts and then burns his guts and feeds the ashes to a dog and then burns the dog and spread the ashes in the four most shark-infested places on this STINKING PLANET!!!! I am normal.

Then everyone will cheer, the Tallest will believe I am the best invader ever, everyone will be my slave and I will whip them every day. Those slimy humans will bow down to me if they know I can tazer them.

Me: Eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Zim? that had NOTHING to do with flowers.

Zim: You liiiiie, You LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Me: No, realy, it didn't.

Zim: What do I care, stinking human? You aren't the boss of me.

Me::sprays Zim with water gun::

Zim: AAAUUUGH!! Fine, fine, Earth slime, "then they all ate flowers, the end." Happy?

Me: No. People don't eat flowers.

Zim: Yes they do.

Me: No they don't. The only way you are going to get out of this is if you write a songfic about flowers.

Zim: Why?

Me: Because I said so. Go.

Zim: Filthy HUUUUMAN! Fine. Ehem. ::starts singing off-key::

DIB, DIB, DIB!

YOU ARE SO STINKY! YOUR HEAD IS BIG!

DIB, DIB, DIB!

I WILL DESTROY YOU, SO HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::cough:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

THEN I'LL BLOW YOU UP! EVEN AFTER YOU'RE DEAD!

WHY?

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION?

DO NOT QUESTION ME, I WILL RULE YOU ALL ONE DAY!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

PITUFUL HUUUUUUUUUMANS!!

MUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: That didn't have anything to do with flowers either. It wasn't even a SONG. Oh, I give up. Jeez. ::walks home::

Zim: Hey, where are you going? You dare reject ZIM?! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come back here!...

Weird and pointlesss, I know. Well, give me one review and I'll write another chapter for...whatever character I'm doing next. You decide.