Diddlehide bio
 If life's a stage, i want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty. Konnichiwa, my name's Alex. Not really original, i suppose. But i gotta live with it. o.o I am quite literally in love with yaoi. Are my favourite four. Though i do like normal hetero pairings too! My profile represents my head. Empty. Couldn't get more optimistic than that, eh, kids? (: Not writing for now. End of. Goodbye. Sayonara. Orivour. Tschau. Ciao. Adios.I've updated my profile cuz i'm bored. Still not writing, unfortunatly. I have no inspiration whatsoever. |
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One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 338,763 - Reviews: 4390 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 9/25/2005 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Don't Touch My Mudblood by SkyeSloane reviews
Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8583 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Irony, Thy Name is Sakura by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H.
Sleepless Nights by SatuAka reviews
Sakura hasn’t been getting much sleep, but when she is sent on a mission to be the personal nurse of none other then sleepless king himself, Gaara, will she get any sleep at all? gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Itasaku and InoKisa PURE HORROR and comedy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Ino and Sakura join Akatsuki, Sakura falls for the weasel and Ino is in love with a fish could things get worse OF COURSE IT COULD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Connections Part 1: Morning by Ahnura reviews
Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Balanced Screams by Shimegami reviews
Kid gives Chrona a haircut. And in doing so discovers something surprising. AU from chapters 30-ish onward, and spoilers for Chrona in general. Yaoi.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Death The Kid, Crona
Your Protector by SuChAbAKa reviews
Sakura is by no means a pansy, she can fight. she can protect herself. But what happens when she meets someone who wants to be Her Protector? Rated M for a reason! Yes, that means LEMONS! LEMONS, LIMES, and any other citrus XD &DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,568 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Escape by neo91 reviews
Sakura was caught while on a mission. Now that she's escaped they've sent one to retrieve her. Deidara. What will happen? I don't know yet so I guess you'll just have to read to find out! DeidaraSakura rated for later chapters and rape later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Being Immortal by Atopos reviews
Hidan has to ask Kakuzu the ultimate question when it comes to loving someone like Deidara: “What does how long we live have to do with that?” He might not like the answer. HiDei and maybe a little ToDei when looking close.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
I Wish I Could Take it all Back by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura stumbles across something she deeply regrets. Deidara does something he really wishes he could take back....maybe that's why she's chained in a basement? デイXサク
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Mommy Finds a Daddy by charredfeathers reviews
“Zero, make her stop crying!” “Her?” Yuuki shoved ‘Charlotte’, as she christened the little bundle of joy, into Zero’s hesitant arms. "What do I do with her?" YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Study of the Heart by teresa reviews
In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,573 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
When all hell breaks loose by Cloudwatchers reviews
Temari, Hinata, Tenten, Sakura. and Ino are foster sisters with an obvious punk to them and don't follow many rules, spoken and unspoken. Shikamaru, Kiba, Naruto, Gaara and Neji rule the school, but will they survive the arival new students?Chap 5 up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Meow Mix Song Doesnt Seem So Great Now by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
what’s worse than turning into a pink cat? Falling in Love while being a pink cat and cant do anything about it! Sakura just is not lucky especially when the guy is getting married and she doesn’t know how to turn back! GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Stay With Me by SuChAbAKa reviews
Another GaaxSaku where Sakura is sent to train medic nins.. but this ones good! I promise! ...rated M for future chapters. &DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Tsumi to Batsu by papercut ai reviews
Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
My Life is Over by Gennerator reviews
Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Christmas In The Snow by Wrath Of Fire reviews
It's christmas at the Akatsuki base, and a Secret Santa is announced. However, Hidan does something stupid... again. :DeiHida: Merry Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How it ended by Siy reviews
[DeiSaku. Sequal to Hide and Seek.] Eight years since it happened, five years since he was born. Sakura wonders how her life will end now she has a family without father. [lemon later, I think]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Not Your Average Cherry Blossom by Chibiaddicted reviews
[Finished]Welcome to Hokage High school! Home to a 'Dark' Cherry blossom and her friends. What happens when romances collide, bones are broken, and feelings hurt? SakuGaa SasuSaku GaaraSakuSasu ItaSaku [Mild KankuroxSakura and ShikaxIno InoxKankuro]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
War for the World by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Five Goddess against five Gods? Daughters of God and Sons of the Devil? Who will win, who will lose, and who gets to keep the neutral earth? GaaxSaku, ShikaxTem, KibaxIno, NaruxHina, NejixTen! Yea I know the summery sucks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Highschool Chaos by Silverkitteh2 reviews
Sakura after barely escaping her last school of hell tries to make a fresh start at her new school, but Kohoha High is no walk in the park what with five the most desirable and cruelest men and they've got their eye on the new girl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
This wasn't in my contract! by Ebil Chameleon reviews
[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
troublesome by COTk-MC reviews
Dei plans a little afternoon with Hidan Rated M for obvious reasons with Hidan Yoai. Enjoy, stink heads!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Be My Bride by Utsukushii-shinigami reviews
Sakura had been taken in by the Queen of the vampire empire since her family were brutally murdered by vampire rebels. She had to pretend to be a vampire princess, there she met THE Uchiha Sasuke and were about to get closer , Garra decides to come along.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Who's The Monster Here? by The Lord's Fallen Angel reviews
Finally Gaara and Sakura can live in peace and be able to start a story for them, and leave their nightmares behind. But soon Gaara learns that some nightmares don't leave. SakuXGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,614 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't You Dare Cry A Kanku x Ten love story by Kgirlthefox reviews
Kankuro makes travels to Konoha to do a mission from the Kazekage. but things take an unexpected turn when he suddenly falls in love with the weapons misstress, Tenten. what does Neji have to say about this? Especially when Konoha falls under attack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kankuro, Tenten
Konoha High School by GaaraFox reviews
Sakura and her friends start their first year in High School, and a student exchange program brings a certain red-head there as well. While everyone's afraid of him, Sakura's naturally curious. But will her curisotiy get her killed, or start something new
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
And We Have Hell by Ice Everlasting reviews
Sakura has a deep,deep,unjust hatred towards Gaara.What she doesn't know is that he's a VAMPIRE and both of each other are planning to make their lives a living hell.Too bad she had no choice but to move in with him but hell begins..right?[GaaSaku?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
The Boy With A Broken Smile by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura had felt curiousity since she first saw Gaara. He looked so sad walking all alone. What will happen when she befriends him? SakuxGaa Warnings inside. AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,706 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Haunted by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
[GaaSaku]16 year old Sakura Haruno looks like an ordinary intelligant nerdy high school girl, but she has gone through more than anyone can imagine....Being abused and tortured both, physically and mentally everyday. Can someone save her from this hell?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Teashop by IceAndWhite reviews
Of their encounters at the teashop. DeidaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Lying is the Most Fun She Can Have Without You by yoroyazu reviews
A new girl moves to Konoha, and is a split between the three main groups of Konoha High; the punks, the drummers, and the outcasts. What happens when this one girl ruins the peace that the three groups lived in for so many years? GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Scroll for the immortals by kakashi'scherryblossom24 reviews
sequel to strength and immortality.what happens when a group of s class criminals finds a scroll left in the ruble of their oponents hideout, and what happens when this scroll is said to give imortal life to those who use it. more diesaku, itachi,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
As Long As We're Together, We'll Never Be Apart by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura finally has a man and it's driving Kakashi crazy. GenmaXSakura,oneshot?Lemony smut! Please don't read if under 18!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Words by SaintNothin reviews
Sakura and Sai mix words and love. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
You're Mine by Utsukushii-shinigami reviews
Vampire Prince Garra has found his favourite prey, a pink haired beauty and he wants a lot more than just her sweet innocent blood. He kidnapped her n planning on make her his mate, but will his fds let him? It’ll be a race btw them 2 c who gets 2 her 1st
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Fire Behind Blue Eyes by bluetarako reviews
Zuko's temper is legendary, but his new prisoner is beating him at his own game. What will happen when he is outmatched by a stupid waterbender? [Zutara] COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,533 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Lost in the process by Shiranai-Tenshi reviews
What if sakura was a lot stronger than she used to be? What happens when she decides she is going to try and bring Sasuke back? What if she isn't too sure about loving him anymore? DeidaraxSakura some SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Coed College by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is going to start college, but when she arrives there it's...COED!Pairings inside. Rated for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Master, My Slave by major-motoko007 reviews
Sakura is Gaara's personal maid or should I say slave...GaaSaku of course
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Connected at the Wrist by neversleepingbeauty reviews
PartII: Zuko & Katara are no longer connected at the wrist, but at the heart. But just because they're in love doesn't mean they are off scott free. They must rescue Iroh, escape the Fire Nation, hopefully find the Avatar, and avoid Azula. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,295 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Cat and Mouse by freebird22259 reviews
One summer alone with Sakura was enough for Gaara, but will he be pushed over the edge? And who is watching them? Gaa x Saku. OOC, OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Die for you? by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
Gaara x sakura. A songfic based on the song Die for you. It jsut seemed to fit....sorry its not very happy and a oneshot to boot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heat by ZutaraianAlways reviews
Zuko’s eaten a plant that sends him into heat. Who should happen by but his greatest enemy Katara of the water tribe? Oddly enough she only wants to help. Rated for lemons. Zutara ZxK Zuko x Katara !
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Switch? by Ice Everlasting reviews
What happens when Gaara switches bodies with Sakura?all Naruto's FAULT,now they must live in each other for a week.Sakura is now cold and this just gets the attention of a certain boy named Sasuke GaaSaku?-BEING EDITED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Insomnia Equals Love by Astaildiarfreak reviews
Sakura mets a new mystery pal on the internet, and it turns out he may know her better that she knows herself. Omg, that sounds like a bad romance movie, HAAHAHAHA. Sorry, I am the suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Not a Chance by cottonline reviews
Gaara and Sakura. Woo. Gaara has some lung problems. Summary sux. Just R&R please. GaaraXSakura, NarutoXHinata, ShikaXTemari. srry i changedthe title. there were too many called that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
New Feelings by SweetAssassin reviews
Gaara and Sakura are new to Konoha High. They’re just friends, but when another guy comes into the picture, Gaara starts to feel more…. GaaraxSakurax?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Imaginary Friend by blackXheart reviews
AU: What if Sakura's imaginary friend, wasn't so imaginary? GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
More Than a New Friendship by Gaara's Cherry blossom reviews
After meeting Gaara after the Chuunin exams, Sasuke leaves to pursue his brother and Orochimaru. Sakura lets go of her feelings for Sasuke and trains to become a medic ninja. When Sasuke returns, she leaves to find Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,110 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Purple Stain by kinokokichigai reviews
To fingerpaint is not a sin...[DeidaraxSakura, noncon] She's art, un?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Broken by Ishanatur reviews
GaaxSaku Sakura has become cold, distant and extremely powerful after realizing that Sasuke is not coming back. Will she find the cure for her heartbreak in the arms of our favorite red haired Kazekage?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Forever Inconceivable by friticatized reviews
DHr: At a time when Hermione needs Draco the most, Draco finds new emotions he'd never even imagine. But can complications involving family duty allow this newfound love to last? R for sexual content and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,481 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hide and Seek by Siy reviews
[Pairing: DeidaraSakura, lemons]Sakura has a mission in the mist and got seperated from her team. Unlucky for her, she meets a Akatsuki member, Deidara. What will happen?[working on sequal]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Colour of Your Blood by silvercage reviews
[On hold] When Sakura is given as a sacrifice to the vampire Gaara, she expected to be killed, not toyed with. Before long she finds herself caught up in a plot to rid the world of the vampires, and their human pets...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Best of Breed by Vicki So reviews
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is... a banished Fire Nation Prince? Darn those rabid plot bunnies! Zutara. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Katie Day reviews
A GaaSaku partial songfic inspired by the song Beautiful Disaster. Gaara and Sakura share a dance at the Konoha festival. First chapter Sakura's Persp, Second is Gaara's Persp.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I'll stay with you by Nebiru reviews
What will happen when everybody will find out about Tsume's past? TsumeToboe, HigeBlue, KibaCheza. Spoiler for the end of Wolf's Rain. ShounenAi.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Serpent Fang in the Lion's Den by slytherin-kittycat reviews
COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,513 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cursed by cyropi reviews
One thousand years ago, a curse was cast on Slytherin and all his descendants, a curse which was passed down over centuries to the present day, where Draco Malfoy’s life will be irrevocably destroyed…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ruining the System by pancakesareking reviews
Yaoi[TsumexToboe] Toboe ruins the system, and Tsume explains it to him. A short and fluffy(not to mention romantic) take on how the wolves interact.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2004
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
