Hello, Desperate People.

As a long-time reader, first-time writer (Yes...a writer...) It is my pathetically hopeless wish for you to enjoy what collection of words I have pasted together to form a story. Or something... I won't say much else but I'll give you some info so you'll know what to expect...and be able to hide from it.

Favourite Genre: Humor, Parody (depends on what parody), Supernatural, Fantasy, Spiritual (sometimes) , Horror (we all go a little mad sometimes...) Basically, I'll go for anything that's well written in my range of what I like. Even some of the tasteful yaoi pairings.(But they better be tasteful!)

Favourite Subjects (What I like to read/watch and write about):

Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball Z (NOT DBGT! The only aspect I even remotely enjoyed about that was SSJ4!)

Neon Genesis Evangelion (I love the show. I don't know why, but it was the first anime I ever saw. Maybe that's why I'm so weird...0.0)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies 1-3, who ever came up with the plot behind movie 4 should be sent to Davy Jones Locker)

Spongebob Squarepants (Hehehe...pineapple)

Naruto (You know what? I have completely given up on 'Naruto: Shippuden'. I just don't care anymore. After Jiraiya and Orochimaru died, the whole show has just become 'Dragon Ball Z: Japanese Mythology on Acid edition'. Now all I'm hoping for is that their over-used improbability drive will fry out and destroy their entire universe. GOD DAMN IT, KISHIMOTO HAS MADE ME HATE EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW FOR SIMPLY BEING INCLUDED IN THIS!!! As far as I'm concerned, Naruto (original series) will now be a stand-alone series WITH NO SEQUEL! Now, leave me while I go fawn over some Orochimaru pictures...)

Pokemon (I'm a child at heart... -)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Mostly for my brother's sake...)

Van Helsing (I LOVED that movie! One of the best in its genre. And I've seen LOTS of those movies...)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (Fantastic story, characters and setting. Just fantastic.)

Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Porcco Rosso etc. (Hayao Miyazaki is a GENIUS!!!)

Basically, I'm a general anime otaku, (This is not just from watching all my anime DVD's in Japanese with subtitles,

I can assure you, but it helps. - ) I also believe that NGE is deep. We all know it, but most

just won't admit it...;) I am also a member of AnimeFever, under the username Very Alter Ego, hence my using it here also.

Favourite Characters: Each of them is for different reasons. Example: Naruto because he makes me laugh, Zabuza because he's the Naruto equivalent of a revolutionary (Attempted overthrow of the tyrannical Mizukage).

Dragon Ball: Son Goku

Dragon Ball Z: Prince Vegeta, Gohan, Goku, Perfect Cell

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Soryu, Rei Ayanami, Kaworu Nagisa, etc.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Ragetti, Pintel, Captain Norrington

Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton, Mr. Crabs, etc.

Naruto: Naruto, Kakashi, Zabuza, Itachi, Orochimaru (Burn, Sasuke, Burn...)

Pokemon: (I pretty much started detesting the series once they started making series 3, but I still like the games. So, my fav's are the pokemon, not really the characters. I'll put them all down once I get a chance.)

Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow, Sonic, Rouge, Amy, Cream, Tails, Knuckles, etc.

Van Helsing: Van Helsing, Count Dracula, Carl, Velkan, Anna, etc.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Mostly, everyone.

Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle etc: All of the characters are just so brilliant and vibrant, I find it hard to choose a favourite.

(P.S. I am over the moon about people's reviews for my first work to be published on FanFiction, "Jack Sparrow's Llama Song": Llama Llama Rum" (Thank you, all! You made me feel so welcome!) Just to let all you out there know, if anyone wishes to actually make this song into a flash animation like the original Llama Song, feel free to go ahead and use it. Right now, I'm trying to try my own attempts at making said animation, but if anyone gets there sooner, I would only ask that ye please mention Ol' Alter Ego, savvy?) I'll cut out the pirate impersonation now.

Story Ideas: (If you want to take these ideas and build on them, go ahead. I'll probably never get around to writing them)

~Intertwined Identities~ Naruto: Everyone goes to the Naruto universe, but not many go as a group stuck in form of their favourite characters from a cosplay stage. Nothing they can't deal with, until the one dressed up as Orochimaru starts behaving weirdly and exhibiting traits too similar to the real one... (Adventure/Horror)

~High Tide: Spartan of the Flood~ Halo: Smart and ruthless, such are the Graveminds; linked across the vastness of space, untouched by time. The monument to life's sins, hidden deep on Sigma Halo, has learned from his other Graveminds what has prevented the Flood's conquest of existence: A Spartan Super-solider. But with the UNSC and Sanghelli forces closing in on the ring to destroy it and Brute commanded ships arriving to avenge the fallen Prophets, Gravemind has more than a good opportunity to experiment... (Sci-fi/Horror)

~Devil's Water~ Naruto: A Nuke-nin from the Hidden Snow Village comes to pay his respects to Zabuza and Haku's graves, only to find grave robbers helping themselves to the fallen Shinobi's possessions. After a bloody massacre, the young Seiketsu is given the Mist Demon’s headband in a dream, and wakes up with it clutched in his hand. Turns out the Kubikiri Houcho needs a wielder and Zabuza can spend his eternity with Haku if he “donates” his Demon self to another. Seiketsu just wishes he could get rid of the sharp, serrated teeth… (Supernatural/Adventure)