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 Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter.
About I'm Lauren, but you can call me Pichu or Scision. I love reading and writing Harry Potter fanfiction the most, but besides fanfiction, I enjoy drawing/occasionally writing my own original characters. I love sour candy and cupcakes (most any junk food, really), watching movies, discovering cool music, and late night parties with franz. I love visiting Chicago, going to Cedar Point, kayaking and watching hockey. My greatest interests are anatomy and organic sciences and I aspire to be a (recorrective) surgeon one day. Favorites Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, South Park, Final Fantasy, Avatar: The Last Airbender. |
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Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by museme87 reviews
Professor Lupin happens upon the Mirror of Erised. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fragment: There by Naissus reviews
His chest hitched and his fists clenched hopelessly. Oh, he was still Sirius. That exact same Sirius. SBRL after Azkaban. Just a little fragment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fragment: Ache by Naissus reviews
His gaze lingered over Sirius's boyish form, his bare chest rising and falling slowly. There's really no point Remus lying to himself any longer. Just a fragment, of Remus besotted with Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Steam by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's easy to say that the Prefect's bath is his favorite place in the world lately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What They'd Do by Xirysa reviews
In which André and Oscar sit in front of the fireplace.
Rose of Versailles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Remus Lupin and the Day of Servitude by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus and Sirius have been dating for months. It's perfect until Remus loses a bet and has to do ANYTHING Sirius wants. Guarantees laughs and slashy-goodness. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea, but you're missing great tea! Marauders' era. Remus' PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Severus S. - Complete
Big Damn Hero by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Remus is tired of Sirius constantly being the big damn hero and saving all of the girls instead of someone like Remus or even himself. Remus finally decides to do something about it. R&R! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Different Reasons by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Two different times, two different ways, two different people, two different reasons to fall in love. When Remus and Sirius realized they were in love with each other. Spring Break Request! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood is Thicker than Firewhisky by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Remus knows that blood is thicker than firewhisky, regardless of what Sirius is trying to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Until You Finish by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Sirius joins Remus when he stays home from a Hogsmeade visit. He decides to tell him about his feelings, because when he starts something he has to finish it. Besides, there's firewhiskey and no one else around...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by As Inominaveis reviews
Sirius decide preencher uma daquelas pesquisas chatas e matadoras de tédio que existem em todo lugar, com o bônus de respostas de outros Marotos. Identificados ou não. #TRADUÇÃO#
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Portuguese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sirius B.
The Journal by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Remus decides to give Sirius a journal for his 16th birthday. Sirius thinks it's the most unmasculine thing he's ever recieved, but he soon finds the most secretive pieces of himself on the journal's once blank pages. Gets kind of angsty later on. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When Roses Wilt by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era] When all of the roses wilt, Sirius will no longer love him. But there's a thing that Remus is missing... Sirius takes Remus on to Hogsmeade for Valentine's Day! What fun! Happy Birthday to the dearest JeminaKay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sick Day by OmniStrife reviews
It's Monday. NOT Zack's favorite day of the week. The last thing he wants to do is go to work at 5 am, so he plays sick. But Seph can't stay with him, so he comes up with the perfect prank to bring his lover home. YAOI, SxZ, Now has a sequel!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
The One Left Behind by twin-v reviews
George talks to Dumbledore's portrait. Warning: Contains spoilers for DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2007 - George W., Albus D. - Complete
It's Later by CrazieDasie reviews
Sirius likes a photo of a sleeping Remus a little too much. Warning: contains sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius, I'm Scared by Dignified Madman reviews
Twelve year old Remus has heard a noise and can’t sleep. He asks his best friend Sirius for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flashes by Amanda9 reviews
For a split second, Remus could see his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Glittering Pegasus reviews
A glimpse into a possible use for Sirius's two way mirror that didn't involve detention with James. RemusSirius preslash, MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Dare You by SWaddict1986 reviews
Oneshot, what James and Sirius do when they're bored. These boys can be gross sometimes. Based on I Dropped My Toast by Scision
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Distraction by citruspeach reviews
Sirius really should have listened when Remus suggested bug spray.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Summer Heat by Bonnie Black reviews
Twoshot, SLASH. Remus turns seventeen and goes into heat for the first time...lucky Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
There For You by CrazieDasie reviews
During his first night at Hogwarts, Remus finally makes a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pretend That This Is Fiction by hippocritical reviews
Sirius just never really understood the Muggle way of doing things. implied SBxRL. [50 words]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Fifteen Series by OmniStrife reviews
Hellooo. I'm Zack Fair, your resident dead guy. I recently developed a new way to keep myself occupied. I present to you my lists, each containing fifteen reasons we are gay. ...Yes, being dead IS that boring. [M for suggestive themes, and lots of swears]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Zack F.
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Honeydukesing by Taste of Cinnamon reviews
Revised! Originally titled After Hours. Everyone's two favorite marauders, James and Sirius, make a midnight excursion to Hogsmede. Friendly banter, refined vulgarity, and general...er, groping ensue. An all dialogue oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
I Thought That Was Obvious by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][MWPP Era][OneShot][RLSB] Sirius and Remus have just gotten together and Remus ponders things... is he just another fling? So he asks Sirius a series of questions to find out, and it results in rather interesting conclusions. Happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Belong To Nowhere by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] What if Remus was in Ravenclaw and not in Gryffindor? What if he discovered the three friends in seventh year, and while he becomes enemies with James he falls in love with Sirius? Violence, cussing, and sexual material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seasons by Angsty Glowstick reviews
Remus' year always started in autumn...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Double Meanings by OmniStrife reviews
The annoying ninja girl lost the light, and asked him to go find it. But the mission soon turned around, leaving him in the darkness... just where he wanted to be. M for YAOI PWP lemony CidVin oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Cursed by ShadowPhoenix2398 reviews
AU. Postwar. Reviews appreciated. 'Can you tell me why this hurts so much, And why I've been cursed with this life.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Reflections of Perfection by bellairestrella reviews
She never imagined it would hurt this much. [Harry x Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Betting on the Future by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Four boys were sitting around a dormitory, drinking Butterbeer and betting on the future. One was athletic, one was charming, one was brilliant and one was dependent, but they were best friends. [Marauder oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
You've Been Zapped by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING:Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP era]Playing Zap, Remus admits, is a lot more fun then he had ever expected. It’s like he is being everybody’s matchmaker. There is weirdness and randomness and Remus can't help but wonder who has 'Remus' on their palm..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Imprisonment by lunaleth reviews
Harry is imprisoned in a tower, thinking about the girl he loved, about suffering, about life. My very first, very odd piece that's kept up for sentimental purposes. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Something For Nothing by Xian Chan reviews
OneShot. Draco slowly fades as he watches Harry love someone else. Unrequited!DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
As Muggles Do by embersandenvelopes reviews
The Marauders are on a Mugglestudies field trip. THey have to live as muggles for a week and craziness ensues. RL SB, LE JP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Moony by CrazieDasie reviews
The many moons of Remus J. Lupin. RemusSirius Updated: Chapter 7:The Sturgeon Moon, where Remus is told to never go outside again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Life of a Flobberworm by Featherz reviews
It's not much fun, being a Flobberworm. I don't even like lettuce.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Just A Backrub by Escritor reviews
[MWPP][RLxSB][SLASH] Remus has convinced himself that he is not gay. However, Sirius has a differing opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Child's Play by oony reviews
Remus and John Lupin play a game of hide and seek with the moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Muggle Toys Suck by rekahneko reviews
Remus and Sirius discuss frisbees in 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Six Disasters of Love By, Sirius Black by roadside-author reviews
I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
In the Kitchen by TheMajesticBeanCurd reviews
James catches his two mates in the kitchen doing fishy stuff one night… siriusXremus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
12 Days Until Christmas by Koji Inari reviews
Cloud's boyfriend died 3 years ago, can he really live with the ghost? Shonen Ai, Angst, Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Sparks by ofsilver reviews
All sparks will burn out in the end. SiriusRemus implied, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Defying Gravity, and Other Neat Tricks by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, JamesLily, SiriusRemus] Sirius and the other Marauders help James get ready for his first date with Lily. The word, ‘help’ being used very, very loosely. Unless, of course, you’re using Sirius’ definition of the word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The ABCs of Harry Potter by RogueCajun reviews
An actionpacked story full of drama, angst, romance and even death! Ok, not really. The title says it all. Enjoy! Rated T for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Still Etched by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Oneshot][After PoA era] Remus has found Sirius again, and Sirius says he is innocent. But things don't feel the same anymore. Happy ending. R&R! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Sunshine, Daisies, Butter Mellow by Recipe reviews
True, it took a while to activate, but that spell used by Ron in first year is a real one. Its use? Its function? Its unexpected result? We invite you to embark on a dangerous journey to find the real source behind butter. Caution the Remnants of Ron!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Beauty by dogstar-ebony reviews
They say every bride is beautiful on her wedding day. Lily Evans was not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Showers Can Be Dangerous by leviah raine reviews
In which Remus gets shampoo in his eyes and Sirius makes it all better. SiriusxRemus, though not a lemon, just some fluffy goodness :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Off to See the Wizard by Kyrie Snape reviews
Harry and his friends find themselves in Oz. It's all a dream... Right? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fragile by ohmyload reviews
Love doesn't exist, only people exist. Sirius Black is like a porcelain doll you can love it all you want, but it can't ever love you back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Over the LightningStruck Tower by prongette reviews
ONESHOT HGDM “What are you doing up here, Granger?” he quietly asked finally realizing that I was on the edge. He closed his eyes and slowly asked, “Are you going to jump?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Worst and the Best by Red Kettle reviews
Couldn't betray the Order, not even to save you. AU, July 1981. RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Among Broomsticks and Dogs by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] After Gryffindor seals a rainy and windy victory of the Quidditch cup, Sirius and Remus get trapped in a broomshed soaking wet. Originally called 'The Broom Shed'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Only One For Me by same.blue.sky reviews
Sirius and Remus are both in love...but they know the objects of their affections will NEVER feel the same way about them, right? WARNING SBRL fluffy slash :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Thank You Notes by rekahneko reviews
A short holiday tale filled with fluff and cuteness. Slash SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remember That One Time This Morning? by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are never allowed to be Potion partners again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
In Your Lap by Ishonn reviews
One night in the Gryffindor Common Room... Pure fluff, featuring Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and a Transfiguration textbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Morning After by kaitlin.perkins42 reviews
In the glow of love, Sirius reflects on what he has, and what he has given up for his lover. One shot. Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lily and the Locker by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
Hogwarts gets lockers. Lockers, of course, come with problems: Lily's won't open. How does James help? read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
First Kiss by dogstar-ebony reviews
They say you always remember your first kiss. Sirius Black just wanted to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sweetest Things by OmniStrife reviews
Zack has a question, and no one will answer it for him. He goes to Sephiroth for help, and not only does he get an answer to his question, he gets a fullblown demonstration. [yaoi ZxS oneshot lemony]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Late Night Homework Session by rockgodsdoitbetter reviews
Sirius controling his feelings for Remus while pulling an allnighter. This is just something that has been in my head for a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Word Association by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lies That Were Never Told by Red Kettle reviews
Remus, his rags and his riches. SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
One True Pairing by TheGiantSquid reviews
After Hermione leaves him, Ron learns that life goes on and that love is all you need. [Ron.Squid] No, really. READ IT. It's a parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reading Remus by mackitten reviews
It took Sirius four days to learn to read James Potter, four months to learn to read Peter Pettigrew and four years to learn to read Remus Lupin. [SBRL slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Changing Times by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post OotP. The Marauders and Lily are late getting to the Hogwarts Express. While looking for an empty compartment, Lily notices a boy who looks a lot like James...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stars by LadyBush reviews
Sirius and Remus share a drunken kiss, which Remus forgets and Sirius remembers. Two years later they are living together in a squalid flat and Sirius is in love...and working as a stripper. SLASH. Epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Colour of Light by Riannya reviews
Remus sits in darkness, until an old friend guides him to find the light.
Completed. HPRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heat by Shadow Phantom reviews
Harry Potter stares at the ceiling his bedroom, ignoring the useless air the fan is blowing about." The air conditioner breaks. Harry thinks. Heat does strange things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Harry P.
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Becoming by Maybe the Moon reviews
Growing up. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Secret Life of Sirius Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius and Remus want to bring a little bundle of joy into the world?! WHAT?! **WARNING! SB/RL SLASH, girl problems as well!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Coffee Is No Substitute For Waking Up Naked by Doctor Strangelove reviews
After a hard night of partying Sirius wakes up naked. And he's not alone. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tongue Is An Excellent Aid In CPR by Doctor Strangelove reviews
James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Fire reviews
"…We're… we're in -now.- It's no longer the same time or place. You seem to be forgetting that one little fact," said Remus. Sirius slowly stood to his feet. "Then you seem to be forgetting we're the same people." During OotP, basically Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blue Bridges reviews
I’m glad you’re driving this time around, Remus. I can’t concentrate. Goes along with Orange Horizon. Not really a pairing, but very, very vague Sirius/Remus. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dust reviews
Of course. That’s how James and Lily must have felt when they died. They didn’t feel a thing. The only difference is that Sirius has a tiny ribbon of blood curling around his hand and down his wrist. And he’s still alive. During Ootp, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Windows and Ocean Waves reviews
There’s no point in lying Remus sees through him like a glass window. An old window, framed strongly and decorated with shrouding, dark curtains, and still works but refuses to open.. Sirius thinks about James and Lily, and it hurts. No pairing, PreSS, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Cold Toes reviews
“It’s not my fault Sirius, your feet are FREEZING. It’s like you have ice cubes for toes!” Sirius/Remus, all dialogue, 5th-7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Winter Trance reviews
Sirius shows Remus exactly why winter is his favorite season. Sirius/Remus, 5th-7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
More Buttons, and a Tie reviews
One morning, Sirius is late... for breakfast. And his shirt certainly isn’t helping the situation. Remus/Sirius, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Dropped My Toast reviews
Sirius really hates it when that happens. Not really a pairing. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Me, too reviews
The other boy’s lower lip was white from being bitten, but he opened his mouth long enough to whisper: “I... hate storms.” Vague Remus/Sirius. 1st year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Orange Horizon reviews
Remus likes driving, but it's no fun on his own. Not really a pairing. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wasted Beauty and Bananas reviews
Remus got the sudden mental image of his Charms professor making out fiercely with that mangy, old cat, and shivered. At least he wasn't imagining them doing more explicit activit.. oh, nevermind, spoke too soon. Crack. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Tremble reviews
It hurts my soul to see yours, twisting and writhing and ripping, like the fragile veins in my heart. Implied Sirius/Remus. 6th or 7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Top Dog reviews
Sirius does not like losing. He HAS to win, no matter what. And giving in is not an option. Sirius/Remus, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders' Goose reviews
Complete. A jumble of senseless but hopefully funny ficlets, where we find Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, and sometimes Lily or Snivelkins, in a Nursery Rhymelike context. Slight James/Lily, I think. 7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Breathe Again reviews
Remus has never been a strong swimmer. His lungs are going to explode if he can't break the surface soon. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Buttons reviews
Remus is missing one of his coat buttons. Or is he? Sirius/Remus. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Bald and the Disfigured reviews
Draco, Harry, Severus and Sirius. All fun. And games. And murder. And suicide and poison and... vanishing body parts? No pairing, just crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Cookies for Padfoot reviews
Sirius wants a cookie. Sirius/Remus. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Believe In Me reviews
The mirror shatters, showering the wet, tiled floor and sink with thousands of cracked and shining slivers. The white of the porcelain is interrupted angrily by a mist of crimson. Songfic using All Around Me, by Flyleaf. Remus/Sirius. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Game of Cards reviews
Songfic. Nighttime by The Birthday Massacre. Lily finally decides how she feels after years of deceiving that James Potter right and left, leaving him confused till now. James/Lily, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hunter's Kiss reviews
Why... did I really think that... there's still some inkling in you right now... that still remembers?.. Songfic, using Hunter's Kiss, by Rasputina. Character death. implied Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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