Hohshit, Last Chapter And I'm done C:

91. How are your kissing skills? (credited to irish-mexican)
Personally, I think they're great. Does Moony agree?

"Why yes, Moony agrees."
"I bet he's lying and thinks you're horrible and refuses to tell the truth just because you guys do it all the time."
"Aww, James, would you like me to give you a live demonstration, so you can reanalyze that assumption? And for the once-in-a-lifetime hands-on experience? Or rather, lips-on experience?"
"I'll save that experience for later, like, when I'm dead."

92. Recall your last argument. What was it about?
Well, some 5th year chick just couldn't accept the fact that me and Moony were 'more than friends.' Made such a fuss in the Great Hall yesterday. Called me an 'idiot' and the 'biggest poof in the universe' and 'hoped I'd die'.

"Oh. Well, that's. 'Harsh.'"
"Can women get ANY less creative when it comes to insults?"
"Apparently not."
"I mean, she could have said, 'I'm gonna fuse your fucken scalp to the Whomping Willow!' …But not like I encourage that proposition."

93. List five of the strangest things you have done this week.
a. I enchanted all the toilets to sing really loudly every time it was peed on, so during class if you heard random outburst of singing, you'd know someone's taking a piss.
b. I super-glued Peter's feet to the bed posts in his sleep.
c. I did my homework. Alone.
d. I taught every Gryffindor, more or less against their will, the Apples and Bananas song.
e. I spied on Snivellus trying to cut a piece of asparagus. Took the idiot more than 2 minutes.

Any questions? Okay, we'll go in order. James?

"I'm going to ask Lily out again. But more nicely. Think she'll say yes?"
"Erm, not really. Sorry, mate. Remus?"
"See, Sirius, you DON'T need my help in to do your homework. It's easy stuff."
"Yeah, but I don't ask for your help just because it's DIFFICULT. I ask simply because I enjoy your assistance. –grin- Okay, and um, James again?"
"Okay, I just made a bet with Lily. Think I'll win?"
"Hmm… no. Peter?"
"Why did you glue my feet?!"
"Well first of all, I didn't GLUE it to the bed posts, I SUPER-glued it. There's a difference! And WHAT the hell do you want, now, James?"
"Uh, would you like to lend me 40 galleons?"
"No!"

94. Do you know any secret languages?
Why yes, I do. James derft eik avnub feg-feg!

"What the hell is –that- language?"
"Weren't you listening, it's a –secret- language."
"Fine, then what'd you say about me?"
"'James will suck for free!'"
"I hate you."

95. Are you and your friends doing anything tonight?
Maybe, maybe not… All James wants to do is plan another scheme to get with Lily because he didn't earlier.

"You say that like I'm really going to fail."
"Well you're –certainly- not about to succeed."
"For being my best mate, you give the least amount of encouragement."
"Then fine; I hope your persuasion skills pay off this time-"
"-That's better."
"-'Cause it's not like you've had much luck in the past."
"Goddamn you."

96. How many scars do you have?
Well I have one on my forehead no one usually sees because of my hair… I fell down the stairs once. That's all I can think of right now. I have many more mental scars than I do physical scars. Heh heh.

"Oh, really? Like what?"
"Well one morning I went to brush my teeth, so I got into the bathroom and… well, okay, let's just say I'm buying Wormtail a bathrobe and a razor for Christmas."
"...But haven't you seen Remus-"
"THIS IS PETER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT."

97. How's your hair?
Just dandy. I bet it would win Best-Shiny-Hair Award at Hogwarts if there was one.

"What? No you wouldn't, MY hair is better than yours."
"No it isn't, James. People are fucking SCARED of your hair, because it looks like an army of demons is gonna jump out an attack them at any second. It's like it was trampled by a herd of wild buffalo. Twice."

98. So do you want to know where your cookies are?
More than you fucking know. Peter, have you been keeping them hostage?

"What? I didn't do anything!"
"That's what the -guilty- always say… -narrows eyes-"

99. The cookies disappeared… BECAUSE OF YOU.
…What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean.

"I think it means that YOU ate the cookies."
"I DID NOT, Prongs!"
"Yes. You did. Face the damn truth, Pads."
"I didn't!"
"Did!"
"Didn't!"
"Oh for Merlin's sake, shut up already. You ate your own damn cookies. End of story."
"I did…?"
"Yes. The only reason you can't find the bloody things is because you ATE them."
"…Go away James! I hate you! You AND your ugly hair!"
"Muahaha. I find amusement in your… whatever it is that it's called when you realize what a dumbfuck you've been… Oh yeah. In your dumbfuckness."

100. How do you feel now, at the very end of this survey?
…Horrible.

"Aww, don't mind what James says."
"I can't believe I wasted this much time on such a pointless survey. And looking for… I could have been doing better things."
"There's still time, you know, for those… 'better things…' –wink-"
"…That, you are correct, my dear. Shall we go and practice those 'better things?' "
"I think we should. And tomorrow I'll get you a whole new jar of cookies."
"Mmm. I love you, Moony."

I know this isn't the greatest, funniest, chapter to end this on, but… you know me XD

Mega love and thanks (and cookies that Remus will be buying) to everyone who's put this on alert, favs, and reviewed, like all the chapters, in general. Now I need to find a new idea to write on. Bye 8D!