Allen est poursuivit par l'apochriphos, l'ordre et les Noahs. Désespéré, il est sauvé par Cross qui le retrouve et l'amène à Poudlard. Après tout, pourquoi ne pas joindre l'utile à l'agréable? Protégé et instruit tout en goûtant à une vie sans guerre. Malheureusement, Cross et Allen ne sont pas les seuls combattant de la guerre sainte connaissant les sorciers...

There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

When Edward Elric steps foot on Platform 9 , he brings with him a number of interesting things, including a new DADA professor, a yelling match with the Headmaster, and many mysteries about the boy himself. All during the Triwizard Tournament… What's going on?

Never did Natsume think that meeting with a lady would later lead to a parade of demons coming for him, nor did he think that he would later have the leader of that parade sticking to him. Natsume thinks that he would regret his decision inquiring what the ayakashi knew of him, but will he? [sucks and may not make sense but pls giv it a shot]

The strange journey of the Doctor after he is mysteriously Summoned into the Type-Moon multiverse as a Ruler-Class Servant... (Alternate Universe Doctor)

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Why it's such a bad idea to bully Dick Grayson...A deconstruction of Young Justice fanfiction cliches. Spitfire and SuperMartian

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

What if the Master was there? On Platform One? On the Byzantium? In Pompeii? Helping or hindering the Doctor, depending on his mood, the Master's a companion now. Companions are cool. This is my favourite type of AU!

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Kyouya is seven years old and enjoys making herbivores spontaneously combust. (In which Kyouya collects flame active children because the colours are pretty. By the time someone notices it's already far too late.)

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. At least the secret societies, countrywide conspiracies, and evil overlords are par for the course. Rated T for language.

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

When Dumbledore hires three American Defense teachers, no one is sure what to think. Harry thinks that he's got more to worry about, with Voldemort on the loose and the Ministry in denial. But the Winchesters aren't normal Defense teachers, and Harry might have more help than he expects. AU Season 6 Supernatural and Book 5 OOTP Harry Potter.

In which Sawada Tsunayoshi visits a hospital, tries not to commit murder, and proceeds to adopt the Todorokis into his family.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

Abalone Funeral Dirge Act I. Sawada Tsunayoshi is clumsy, rude, inconsiderate, has no notable skills, is not very smart, and has the resting face of an axe murderer. He's not sure how that led into being involved with mass criminal politics. (Disciplinary Committee non-Decimo Tsuna with some severe emotional dampening, ensemble cast.)

AU, continuation of 'A Father's Request'. Join one 'retired' Batman as he raises his kids all together while trying to still save the world with this version of the Justice League. One Shots, mini-series, and headcanons, life for the Waynes is always interesting to watch, especially since they can't leave crime fighting behind them. T for paranoia

Bruce was once young boy with issues. A lot of Issues. He never wanted to return back to that vulnerable state, but things took a turn for the worst. Now the Justice League must race against Morgan to protect their tiny little bat, who is being followed by shadows. The only bad thing is, he doesn't want to be saved. (D) i do not own anything No Romance

Bits, pieces, background, and sidestories canon to my 'Not Quite Myths' story, not in any particular chronological order. Thirteenth: The Vindice are a terrifying emotionless collective. Except that they're also not, apparently, because Bermuda can't quite help but want to protect the brightest Sky any of them have ever seen.

From mafia boss to a pro hero. Tsuna is pretty sure there's at least one big inside joke about the situation he's not privy to.

What will happen when Amy, Rory, River, Jack, Martha, Mickey, Rose, and The Metacrisis Doctor (AKA John Smith) are all teleported into a room with nothing but a TV, a couple of couches, and a bowl of popcorn? Watch The Day of the Doctor, of course! (John/Rose) COMPLETE

Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.

And 2 times that Todoroki and Bakugo do.

Attempting legilimency on Edward Elric was a supremely bad idea, as it got Truth's attention, and now Ed's taken Harry home with him and Al. But the wizards refuse to believe that Harry is lost to them, and continue to search for Harry and the alchemist who kidnapped him. This story is now complete. Evil Dumbledore, and Brotherhood 'verse for FMA

He had only come here to fulfill a dying wish from a younger version of himself, to take his place in this world as Sawada Tsunayoshi. That had been fine, boredom plaguing him constantly in his long life as nothing seemed to matter anymore. So when Reborn arrives to train him as Vongola Decimo, he ends up with something a little more. Dark!Tsuna, Dark!Universe, slow R27 COMPLETE

Ella is horrified to find out Lucifer hasn't watched Doctor Who. She puts on her favourite episode to see if he'll like the show. Lucifer does not expect from the title of the episode to love it as much as he does.

"When Castor was killed, Pollux asked Zeus to let him share his own immortality with his twin to keep them together." Another way to look at twins in the Mafia HDW Twinfic, AU, No Pairings yet. Crossdressing Tsuna. NOT Incest, NOT abusive twin. Betaed by Leafy365. Sequel: Katabasis.

What's a poor Superhero to do when his Supervillain nemesis thinks they're best friends, AND seems to be trying to further their relationship? Inspired by an exchange on Tumblr started by swingsetindecember. Poker Pair, CRACK, AU

Allen and the others end up in Earthland while trying to escape from the Noah, but never did they imagine they would land in a world filled with magic or join the Dai Matō Enbu.

Across the multiverse, Talia and Damian have a family dinner with Batman - and some other relatives. Note: the story has an OC.

It was the initial meeting between Noah and Exorcists to discuss peace talks. So how did Allen get stuck aggressively playing footsies under the table with four of his supposed "enemies"? Semi-AU, Fifteen Noah, Crack, Oneshot

Harry remembers his life as Sephiroth. It should make things easier for him, right? But the slightest change can make things so much worse. New and old allies surface, as do current and ancient enemies. But, are the enemies of my enemies my friends? Or are they still enemies? Rated for language, blood, violence, teen awkwardness and anything else that might be in here.

Ed thinks it's a great idea to teach the Xingans some Amestrisian games. Al quickly regrets his brother's decision. So does Mustang. CRACK, oneshot

"That couldn't have been good." "With all this talk of moles, no it couldn't." / In which Robin gains the suspicion of the team, the evidence is hard to ignore. Secret, late-at-night meetings, lies, and general mistrust ensues. What is Robin talking to Talia al Ghul about? Pairings: none, really. Maybe Supermartian.

Gotham is a city full of secrets, so obviously its vigilantes have some as well. These are one-shots on how the Team discovers a few.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

I'm sorry, Takeshi, you are one of my best friends and I love you for life, but I simply cannot take any more looks of disappointment from the previous Don Vongola whenever another piece of antique passed down from Primo's time gets sliced into half because you got too excited.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Squalo manages to keep his promise and no one is more surprised by this than him and everyone else that knew of Xanxus' lack of heritage. Reborn's gaggle of prospects might come close, but they had a less pleasant surprise.

When Clara, Danny, Amy, Rory, Martha, Mickey, Wilfred, Donna, Jackie, Rose, and maybe some others of your choice are taken to a weird place with a TV, they are to watch the harsh truth about the Doctor, the Time Lords, and Gallifrey. Watch as the Doctor's and the Time Lord's biggest secrets are revealed before them! If you want me to incorporate a rumor, just review and tell me!

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

Tsuna doesn't really get why people keep leaving their stuff all over his desk. AU, All27, oneshot

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

THIS WILL BE REWRITTEN IN A DIFFERENT FORMAT. Sorry for those who really liked this version, I might still leave it up because this story remains one of my most popular ones.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

Kurt and Blaine recieve a very SPECIAL gift from Blaine's eccentric Great-grandmother. Perhaps the family legends about her having 'the Sight' and other magical powers have more truth to them than anyone knew. The boys lives will never be the same again!

Just because Tsuna had long since mastered the skill of slipping into his Hyper Dying Will mode without needing his pills, doesn't mean Reborn doesn't keep some Dying Will bullets on hand. Fortunately, Tsuna's Hyper Intuition has also grown enough for him to be able to dodge Reborn's shots with relative ease, but the same couldn't be said for his Guardians…

America gets a call in the middle of a world meeting, and both he and Russia start freaking out. Rated T for language only.

America runs into the meeting, and wants to show Russia some pictures. One-shot. Rated T for language for Romano and his potty mouth.

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

Iemitsu's blood wasn't the only one that held special powers. Sawada Nana had been descended from the Lovegoods, after all, giving her the ability to see things people normally can't see. And so can Tsuna. However, Tsuna has one thing no one else has: common sense. Crack. Slight crossover with Harry Potter, but prior knowledge not needed.

A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

"One day," said Theta Sigma, "we could travel the stars." "That's a stupid idea," said Koschei bluntly. - The Master saved the world. Rassilon is furious and determined to make him pay. The Doctor arrives on Gallifrey to find a broken best friend. Master!Whump/comfort. Rated T for torture scene. Oneshot. No slash.

Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic

In which the Sage of Six Paths decides he doesn't like the ending, and Tobirama gets dragged along to fix things. The outcome is most definitely not what he expected. Slash.

Nico was just chilling in his favorite McDonalds when a bunch of weird kids came in.

Three familiar characters break into the Kudo Residence, but find some skeletons in the closet. Or rather, photos in an album. Reveal One-shot... sort of... you'll see. First fic. Edit: Forgot the disclaimer. Case Closed is not owned by me.

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

The founding members of the Justice League are all afraid of something, and all of their fears have been revealed... But what about Batman's? One-Shot. A bit on the darker side.

At war with the firenation, Kuei - the King of Ba Sing Se - has sent for help, and it involves a very impatient, hot-tempered boy.

When Ra's al Ghul's plans to get the Batman to succeed him go awry, he discovers a Robin-sized chink in the Dark Knight's armor. Armed with that knowledge, the assassin prepares an ultimatum for the vigilante. Rescue is impossible. What will he choose?

Morgana attacks in the middle of the night. Merlin wakes up and is very annoyed. BAMF Merlin one shot.

On many occasions, Robin had been told he talked too much...and was a pain in the ass...and relentlessly restless. It was just part of his charm, and nobody denied that they loved him. Besides, if he didn't pester absolutely everyone he could, their lives would be so boring! One-shots centered around the world's most famous troll: the boy wonder!

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Blaine and Kurt are back from Europe see Ambassadors Abroad . They are getting ready for senior year and graduation and a wedding. There will be some reference to prior story, but I think you can read alone too. It won't be too angsty I think! Get

Or, in which the time traveling machine is abused to escape to Primo's time when it gets too chaotic. Series of One-shots.

After an explosion, Batman is turned into a teenager, what started as a sucky day, became a really really sucky day. The League has just discovered their new nightmare, teenBat! Puberty and Bats do not mix Warning! mood swings and mild language! Later chapters are rated 'T' due more serious and angsty content.

As they both continued reading each other's manga, they discovered that they really didn't fit into the Shounen Hero's trope. Oneshot.

Set during TYTNW - In which the Master decides to cook dinner for the Doctor, Lucy, Jack and the Joneses. Well, I say 'cook'... Semi-crack!fic. Hopefully quite funny. WARNING: Don't try this recipe at home.

Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.

Prince Tsuna and his guardians approach a bridge where you must answer three questions correctly to pass... Some do, some do not. Even the bridgekeeper is a bit surprised by the outcome of things... ONESHOT

Set during Season One. Dexter is about to kill his dear, deranged Brother Brian, who asks for only one thing in return. Slash. Dexter/Brian.

Well, well, lookie here, Dexie's a serial killer. How interesting. Rudy's point of view of Dexter throughout the ages.

Robin never told anyone that Talia al Ghul was his sorta-mom. And when he gets a 'bad' grade on a test... well, let's just say that Talia is not happy. And the team gets caught in the crossfire. One-shot. Rated T to be safe.

Yugi doesn't seem as upset about wishing away his Yami as Jareth thinks he should be. Now being continued! Expect erratic updates, though.

Tsuna, in order to bring the Guardians closer together, demands weekly 'famiglia game nights', where they play games to 'bond'. Let's see how well they turn out.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Have you ever wondered how Tsuna got rid of all that stress from paperwork? Well, here's your answer. Now no longer a oneshot.

There are different types of drunkards in this world. Happy drunks, dancing drunks, cursing drunks, depressed drunks, horny drunks, suicidal drunks, and many more. So what are each of the KHR character's drunkard types? 100% crack.

"Do you know my name?" The Doctor asked. A story of regenerations, and the attempts to share a name with friends.

...And one time Batman said maybe. Written for Help Japan for ilovetobefree. This website has issues with my strikethroughs and tabs - please see my AO3 archive for a better formatted version of this story. (Work #978878)

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.

Amy wakes up in the Tardis and, momentarily believing herself to be back on Apalapucia, calls out for a familiar voice. She gets a little more than she bargained for.

Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.

Martha is persistent, but the Doctor is evasive, and he's had more practice than she has. Mid-season three.

Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin

Rassilon knew it was coming. Spoilers for DW, kinda, MASSIVE spoilers for HS.

The timeline repairs itself, as best it can. Some cracks are just easier to fix than others. Sally Sparrow's life changes yet doesn't when the Doctor's actions on the Byzantium wipe the Weeping Angels and their paradox out of existence.

…or how Giotto managed to dupe Ricardo into becoming the Secondo. Because we all know that the Vongola history books have been altered to ease future bosses' minds. Semi-crack!fic

Sherlock has a new friend. So does The Doctor. Certain parties are concerned.

Written for a prompt on the Glee Fluff Meme. When Finn decided to bring the boys over to watch a baseball game, this wasn't how he envisioned Kurt dealing with them. Rated for language.

While Merlin is away for a few days, Arthur realizes that no other will do. After all, it was a matter of perfection. Possible Merthur, though nothing definite. Second in series, but can stand alone.

If anyone asks, the Doctor and the Master aren’t “together”. If anyone asks, they’re not even friends. Got it?

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

On November 5, 2004, Mello became L’s successor, and Near disappeared. Five years later, they meet again. Crossover w/ Doctor Who.

Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.

RE-WRITTEN. One-shot. 'The large window had a human-shaped hole in it. Cross peered outside, staring down at something, and Allen was nowhere to be seen.' Cross does care about his pupil - honest.

Ryuzaki expects a visitor... but the actual meeting turns out to be stranger than he could have imagined.

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

A humerous ironic, leave off story. Conan tries to convince Ayumi that his not a ghost. plz R&R