WARNING: Writer's block and life interference has dried this writer's quill for the time being.

You're only young once, despite what you think; so live it up now; embrace all your kink!

Greetings, whomever you may be. I wonder, what do you seek? Don't say nothing because that would be a lie. Everyone seeks something, whether they realize it or not... So, whatever that something is, I hope you find it...

You're probably wondering as to the identity of the presumptuous creature who has just accused you of searching... Allow me, if you will, an introduction...

Around this great land which we call 'Internet', I go by MihaelKai or just Kai. IRL, I'll generally answer to 'hey you' as well, but you might get a rant about it. xD

I'm quite average, really. Well, no... I'm nothing of the sort! But I try to not be too unusual.

I am:
--An FtM transdude.
--A panrom, grey-a.
--Nearly 5'8" on a good day. I wish I was 5'10".
--'Profoundly gifted' according to IQ tests. I got into college when I was 13.
--A sufferer of bipolar disorder, ocd, and an insomniac. Remember that college thing? I burned out at 15.
--A sufferer of hypermobility and hyperacusis. My joints won't stay in place and many sounds cause me pain.
--A writer. I write songs, original stories, and fanfiction. I also RP.
--A music lover, classically-trained singer, and harpist.
--An amateur artist. I like doodling a lot, mostly abstracts.
--An internet addict. Online way too often. It's my safe place.
--A lover of randomness and spontaneous dancing.
--A pervert and damn proud. xD If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!
--A plushie collector.
--A fan of the scents of air-conditioned air and old books.
--Fond of the colour indigo.
--A very strange person.

A lot of the works I have on here are really old and really shitty. I was a dumb-ass kid who wrote bad porn. I'm 99% certain to never update any of it again, except for perhaps Change of Fate. I'm only leaving it all up here for an archive of how I improve over time.

Can you contact me? Sure.
AIM: vampyreari
MSN: (ask for it)
Yahoo: (ask for it)
Tumblr: MihaelKai

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!
(I couldn't resist leaving this thing here. It's dumb as hell but it's been here since like 2009 and it makes me laugh.)