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Joined 07-07-06, id: 1085122, Profile Updated: 08-28-10
Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hey.
I'm Amanda.
and I...
am a new breed...
of boring.

Not really. I just have a tendency to get carried away. I'm done now.

Annnnyway...I love to write, but never have the time anymore. I had this avid fear of writing fic of the fan variety because I was terrified that I would get OOC somehow and then get flamed to the point where I would confuse my bedroom for the pits of Hell. Not that I'm saying, "Don't flame me" or anything. Flame away. I would rather have honesty than someone kissing my ass. That gets annoying sometimes. However, if you would like to honestly kiss my ass, I'm not going to stop you.

To be perfectly honest myself, I don't think I would have even set foot here if it hadn't been for a couple of my friends (those knowing who they are, since they send me fics 24/7). I'm kind of glad they did, since I've been extremely effin busy lately and I just like to chill out and not have to deal with extreme stupidity. I find that here too, but in more ignorable forms.

But to the point. A few things you should/might like to know about me:

1. I'm friendly. I'm approachable. I like messages. Wanna be friends? Great. Just make sure it's for the right reasons (support, conversation, exchange of ideas, etc...) and not just because you want me to read your stuff and comment. I pay attention and I know when I'm being used. -holds up "Not Stupid" sign-

2. I do read people's fics and I do review. I'm 100 percent honest and I never give empty praise. You have to earn it with me. I figure that's the only way to be respectable. Anyone can flatter people, but few people can actually mean what they say. I even give distinct, direct, and detailed comments. Only once or twice have I been so blown away that I can't find one single thing that I like more than anything else. During those rare moments, I simply drool and babble a few incoherent phrases.

3. I am a facebook addict. If you want to add me there, message me here and I shall receive you gladly. :D

4. I like jello. Just thought you should know. And instant noodles are a lifesaver. Now I'm hungry. Damnitall.

5. I do yaoi. Just a warning. I'm farthest from homophobic than I've ever been, also due to same friends as previously mentioned, and I know find that I don't really care what people say. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Seriously, going around looking to irritate people about things like that is like starting a match in an arsenal full of gunpowder kegs. Don't be an idiot, okay? Everyone can have their opinions, but try not to be a total prick about it. We can all voice our opinions like adults without being disrespectful. I'm sounding like a grade school teacher. Time to move on.

6. I love love love love love anime. I am also selective as hell about it, because watching yet another Gundam series gets old after a while (that being said, I freaking LOVE Gundam...) Once I get started on something I really like, however, I'm pretty much devoted until the end, stupid move or no stupid move (like the ending of the original FMA series? Stupid move! It's almost like they made the movie just to atone for their idiocy). So far, I've delved into and finished, or have come close to finishing (so far as the series progresses): Fullmetal Alchemist (and Brotherhood) , Trinity Blood, Bleach, Inuyasha (which I'm honestly liking less all the time), Naruto (which I've completely given up on), Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, Mobile Fighter G Gundam (you shut up, you know you liked it...), Vampire Knight, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Death Note, Loveless, Maria Holic, Skip Beat!, Dance in the Vampire Bund, and Strawberry Panic, as well as a couple other more obscure anime that your average weeboo knows nothing about. Oh, and I hate Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, and One Piece. Don't try to sell them to me, because I just cannot stand them.

7. I love me some manga. My heart broke when FMA came to an end, as that has been my first and most important fandom. I waited an entire month to read the last chapter because I was mired in the denial stage of grieving. The Death Note manga was fantastic, as was Trinity Blood (oh WHY didn't they follow through in the anime, those bastards!), and I've read a few in the Legal Drug series. If there is an anime on THAT, you must let me know. I'm addicted. Also, I have a hardcore addiction to Skip Beat! I love the fact that every time I type about it, I sound overly excited because of that stupid exclamation mark at the end. I am also reading up on a few new manga I shall not comment on until I've read enough to say I firmly like them.

8. I also love Final Fantasy VII. I watched Last Order and it made me cry. I was disappointed with Advent Children, though I still love it. It was partially redeemed when Complete came out, but I can't really comment on too much of it, because Kadaj still freaks me out, Reno is a closet case, Tifa fighting in a mini skirt is ridiculous, Yuffie annoys the f-- out of me, Vincent sounds like Clint Eastwood (Nikki! YES, I went there...), Cloud owns, and Zack never should have died. I rest my case.

9. I'm prone to writing just about anything. My collection of stories might not seem to fit together, but that is me. On the other hand, I still refuse to write a House fic. I loooove the show, like the fics, can't write one of my own. I'm just too chicken. The character is brilliant, enough so that I made my username after it, but I just can't. He is brilliant, I am not. End of story. That being said, I am contemplating writing on some NCIS...even though that could ruin me. I have all seven seasons that are out so far and I can tell you that I have each episode memorized to the point where my characterization would be spot on. This is a sad, sad thing.

10. Music=Life. It's one of the few staples of my life. I can't live without it. I thrive on it. It is the source of much of my inspiration. It is like my writing: extremely eclectic. From J-rock to techno, to acoustic...only thing I don't listen to is rap and country. Makes me cranky.

It seems like people list pairs on here, so I should probably do that too, hmm? Mmmkay...

FFVII
-Cloud/Vincent (Strifentine owns.)
-Cloud/Zack
-Cloud/Sephiroth
-Zack/Sephiroth
-Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth

FMA
-Ed/Roy
-Roy/Hughes (I know, never'll happen, but it's neat to think about.)
-Ed/Al (not like THAT, just so much as to anything where they're doing the "brotherly bonding" thing. I love that.)
-Ed/Heiderich (saaaaad T_T)

--oh, and on a side note, you will never, NEVAR catch me reading and liking any Ed/Envy. NEVARRRR. Edvy is wroooong. I can make a list of why it would never work, but that would just be me being a bi--well, y'know.

Trinity Blood
-I have yet to read anything outside of Abel/Esther, which is kinda sad, considering how much Esther annoys me. Hmm.

Vampire Knight
-Yuki/Kaname
-Yuki/Zero

Skip Beat!
-Kyoko/Ren owns. That is all.

Strawberry Panic
-anything that can be legitimately explained. I have a sickening fascination with that show, which is made even worse by the fact that it's just horribly underdeveloped character-wise, and the plot is straight out of a telenovela. I guess we're all allowed to have that one thing that we can own up to without being too embarrassed.

And now I've run out of things to think about. Gawd. I'll update when my brain comes back. Thanks!

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Sonne und Mond by Jennifer Darknight reviews
A collection of Edward x Alfons drabbles taking place in various universes and timelines. All ratings. Updated daily.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E.
Longing by Nikholas F. Toledo Zu reviews
-Elf- Shoutaro looks beyond the frame of his mirror and decides that he doesn't like what he sees. 'Next time', he thought, promised, hoped, 'next time, she will smile for me again'. A side-story to 'Charm'.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Shoutaro, Kyoko M. - Complete
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Rainbows by new moongirl reviews
RoyxEd There are many types of gold in the world, Ed's just happened to be Roy.Rated M for last two chapters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The CoStar Killer by momoirousagichan reviews
Tsuruga Ren has a reputation for making his co-stars fall in love with him. So despite knowing that, why is Kyoko looking forward to co-starring with him?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 149,654 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
The Game by ZaKai reviews
Ed decides he wants Roy Mustang, and when Edward Elric wants something, he’ll stop at nothing to get it. [yaoi, EdRoy]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Seven Men In Mogami Kyoko’s Life by momoirousagichan reviews
Shou teases the media about a possible potential 'girlfriend,' which has unexpected ramifications on Kyouko's relationship with Ren. Canon spoilers until Chapter 135. Summary changed at the request of buduica
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Crack Ficlets are a Fangirl's Pop Rocks : Autumn by Visual Confectionary reviews
Ficlet Challenges from houseprodigy. Probably, mostly consisting of RoyEd. Beware, my bad sense of humor ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rainbows and rain by Alchemybabe13 reviews
When Ed can't figure out how to tell him, he decides actions speak louder than words. The rest was something they never expected. RoyxEd. Mpreg. Chapter 23 up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Summer Vacation by HnoC reviews
The Fuhrer gives Roy and his troops a one week vacation. What happens? Read on and find out! Roy x Ed Chapter 5 is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,822 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alchemy Rising by radioraheem reviews
Mankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To love, one must first give love. Our work, pain, and loss...all laid the foundation of alchemy, which would reshape our world. In those days, we thought nothing would ever change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Hohenheim - Complete
Housing Project Elric by Visual Confectionary reviews
The Elric brothers are forced to live with Roy Mustang due to Edward being thrown out of the living quarters. But Ed seems a little tense, especially around Roy...RoyEd Language. Eventual smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Drawn to scale by CEO of Internal Affairs reviews
Ishida is staring at something very intently under his desk. Not like I was looking at the thing under his desk, although I know something is there… Ichigo and Ishida's bumpy road to romance and...stuffed plushies? What's going on? IchigoIshida.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Fanfiction? About me? by yaoininja reviews
You'll laugh. You'll drool. Then you'll laugh some more hehe. Named after the first chapter. Humor with SMUT! EdxRoy LEMONS BEWARE! New Crack chapter XD!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Warrior Within by OmniStrife reviews
Something's happening to his dearest Vincent, but he can't help if he doesn't know what the problem is. Will he be the one to find the lost warrior within? If only Vincent could forget his sins... CloudVin, YAOI, M for violence, adult scenes, language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,359 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Soushitsu by Visual Confectionary reviews
Edward finds himself confused anymore, hating what he once loved. He turns to selfish ways to obtain what he wants. Roy is driven, staring at the night sky, and hoping for one blonde to return and give him some answers. Yaoi. Language. Angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Before Everything and After by sinfinity reviews
When two men who need nothing from anyone in life finally realize they just might need each other, they’re inescapably damned. [RoyJean]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not If You Ignore Me For a Week by Nirvana Renegade Seiga reviews
[COMPLETE] First Zack ignores him, then ditches him. Cloud's not happy with the arrangement so he decides to give Zack a taste of his own medicine. Zack has a mission to break this little game... by any means necessary. Operation: MCHAMMER. yaoi, ZackClou
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Endymion by Daelan reviews
[[WIP: Chapter Two up]] SephirothCloud, ZackAeris. A semiAU [refer to AN in first chapter] epistolary novella. 'There's always a smile somewhere you'll want to protect.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Icarus by Embyrr922 reviews
Ed presses his forehead against Roy's shoulder and laughs, because he's Icarus all over again. Yaoi RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/8/2005
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Quite the Mother Load reviews
Just when Roy and Ed thought the hard part was over...it happened. Now they must determine what to do with the impossible. What will they do? And what will Al say? Sequel to "A Lot to Make Up For."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,993 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Crack Ficlets are a Fangirl's Pop Rocks : Amanda reviews
Ficlet Challenges from Visual Confectionary. Mostly RoyEd. Warning: Yaoi and shameless humor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
Not Another SOLDIER Fic reviews
While it seems like yet-another generic FFVII SOLDIER fic, there is much entertainment to be had within these chapters...M for language, violent content, and later surprises...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
A Lot to Make Up For reviews
Ed and Al just returned home from the other side of the Gate, and it didn't take long for things to return to normal. But are they really? Ed's got a secret, and Al's not about to let him keep it. RoyxEd Postmovie
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
So Unexpected reviews
It was so unexpected, he never saw it coming.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
In the Rain reviews
It wasn't raining that day, but to one left behind after a great loss, it felt as if the world was ending... RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Not So Lucky reviews
Ed is sharing the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, and things get a liiiittle out of hand... RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Not So Overrated reviews
A VDay fic. Roy Mustang hates Valentine's Day, and for good reasons, but how bad could it be when a certain young alchemist pays him a visit? RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Crimson Capes and Brass Claws reviews
Everyone Cloud knew kept dying...it seemed there was no end to it. Vincent is temporarily misplaced. VincentCloud. Rated M for graphic language and possible yaoi. Written also by Daylight Robbery. Reviews appreciated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Cloud S., Vincent V.