Hello, my name is Helena Valentine, as you can see. If you can guess where I got that, you automatically become my friend. Sort of. Depends on what you say. If you mumble incoherintly about how the world is so incredibly dull and it would be better if supernatural creatures really were everywhere, even if the death tole would go up a little, I would find this interesting. If you gush on excitedly about fashion, I will hold up a cross in your direction. It's not that I'm one of those weird girls who dispise automatically whatever the fashion is at the time, it's just...

Ok, that's pretty much it, never mind.

So, I write stories mostly for Hellboy, because the comic is close to my writing style. Not to say my writing is as good as Hellboy, just that I like writing about things like that. I'd rather write about demon rights (read Epalladino's work) then angelic ways. A nice cross between the two(humans) would be fine too though, I guess. I'm a large fan of constructive insults and reviews, so please use both. I like reviewing for other people's work, like Epalladino and Azure Ocealot(best fic ever, maybe!) and all that write good stories about Abe from Hellboy. No Mary Sues though. Just good stories about Abe, since he is by far the most interesting character, and I wish I could breath under water. (I really wouldn't care if there was an OC though, because if I did that would be betraying my own story, just not a happy go-lucky girl who's perfect and has cat ears and strange eyes)

By the way, read the story called "Mary Sue" in the Hellboy section. It's very good.

1. Can human beings cry under water?

2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated

instead of just murdered?

3. What disease did cured ham actually have?

4. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no

person would actually eat?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV (high occupancy vehicle) lane?

6. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

7. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

8. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?