Disclaimer: Ugh, this is the ONLY time I'm gonna say this!
I do not own Harry Potter!
If I did, Sirius/Remus would be canon, Lily and James would be brought back to life, that icky Veil in the DoM would be burnt before Siri fell through it, and the Marauders(Excluding Peter) would be my love slaves O.o
Chapter 1
"I AM THE EBIL ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"...Okay, whoever thought it would be a bright idea to give Padfoot sugar, please step forward now!" Remus glared at his fellow dorm-mates, as Sirius continued his semi-evil laugh of DOOM!
James grinned and joined Sirius in his cackle-ness. "Muahahahahahahah-," "NO JAMES!" James glared at the sugar-hyped animagus. "What? You gotta problem with the way I cackle?"
"YES!", Sirius nodded still grinning from the rush of eating about 10 Chocolate Frogs at the same time...don't ask how he did it...he just did.
"If you use a 'U' it doesn't sound as good! The 'w' make it sound WAY more ebil-er!"
Peter blinked, and turned to Remus. "Where the Hell does he come up with this stuff?"
Remus sighed shaking his head. "Who knows Wormtail, who knows."
"Oooh Ooooh! I know I know!" Sirius hollared.
"Ugh, what Sirius?"
"'Cause I am...THE EVIL ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oi! I thought you said you were the 'ebil' one?"
"...I changed my mind."
Peter hit his head against the nearest wall, "Merlin, save me from these idiots."
Sirius glared at Wormtail, which was pretty hard to do sense he was now bouncing up and down on his four-poster bed, just barely hitting his head on the ceiling. "I RESENT THAT!"
Remus rolled his eyes, "I'm sure you do Padfoot."
"Weee! Weee! Weee-OW!" Sirius came crashing down onto his bed, nursing his poor abused head. "Damn ceiling! I told you we should have gotten rid of it!"
James fell off his bed laughing, landing with a thump. "GAH!"
"HAHA! Now you know what it feels like to have an injured head! My poor head! Why must it go through so much torment! SOB! PAIN! AAAAGOOOOOONYYYYYY!"
Remus sighed, for what seemed like the 107th time today, and picked up a book to read. "I'm sorry for those poor brain cells that were damned to begin with, ending up in his noggin."
Sirius grinned at him. "Thanks Moony!"
"...Sure, you're welcome Padfoot."
So, how was it? I haven't done a humor fanfiction in a while so cut me some slack! Well, please review! Or else I shall send the sugar hyper Sirius over to your homes!...And I bet some of you will want that...hm...
Well, if you DONT review I shall NOT send a sugar-hyped Siri-kins to your house! How 'bout that! So yeah, hit the perty lil button in the corner, and your number one fantasy will come true!
And if I get a good amount of them, I'll even send Remus too!...but you can only loan him for an hour. ONE HOUR ONLY! For he is my werewolf! -Huggles Remy-
Bye-bye!