It's been a while.

The last time I did anything to my profile (which was to clear it out completely) was in 2013—apparently.

Not because I was done with fanfiction, but because I didn't have anything to say that I couldn't have said in my stories.

So I figured: eh, why not do something new? So here you go. New look. Same old stories.

OTPs: There have been very few ships I can write without hurting myself. The main one—probably my be-all and end-all of ships, is Ferbella. It's an odd one, sure, but I have a thing about the 'rare pairs' or I tend to 'pair the spares'. So, in order of the ships I write:

1. Ferbella (Ferb/Isabella, Phineas and Ferb)

2. Bufetchen (Buford/Gretchen, Phineas and Ferb)

3. Fremoine (Fred/Hermione, Harry Potter)

4. Huna (Harry/Luna, Harry Potter)

Like I said, these are just the ones I can write easily. I ship people in most everything I watch/read, including my children's preschool shows (which is sad, I know, but it makes them easier to watch). I will not make a list of the ships I have had in the past or present, because A: there's too many. And B: I'm likely never going to write them, so why?

I mostly post oneshots because I have to hit that complete button at posting. I abhor posting unfinished things—Man of Action being the sole exception. I much prefer knowing that, even with long fics, I never have to make the readers wait forever for an update.

Man of Action was a baby-fic created between myself and HigherSilver. We started so well with writing, and updating, and outlining... Then, when writers block hit and we couldn't post regularly anymore, I fell into a spiral of self-loathing because of the unfinished posting. A year or so ago, I was half-tempted to take it down until it was done... But I won't do that to you guys. Just know that, even in the many years we have been working on this fic, I have thought about it every. single. day. It is going. It's going like a turtle on a treadmill, but it's going.