Been a few years since I actually last did anything here :P Anyway, the bad part is that I haven't even touched any of the stories as I've become addicted to World of Warcraft (well, the old unfinished stories. I have just got back into Jimmy Neutron and I'm writing a new story).

What can I say about myself? Well, I'm 22 years old, I'm about 6' 1'' and I'm English. I have brown eyes and brown hair, I'm left-handed and I am a broad build.

I'm a big Rugrats, All Grown Up and Jimmy Neutron fan. I am also a huge Transformers fan as well (this is the original Transformers from the 1980s).

My top 5 cartoon couples are:
1: Jimmy & Cindy

2: Chuckie & Angelica

3: Tommy & Kimi

4: Tommy & Lil

5: Sheen & Libby

I am a massive gamer (PC/Xbox/PS2/Wii) and I do enjoy writing and reading stories (That's why I'm here).

I love football (soccer to the Americans) and Formula 1 racing and to a certain extent, snooker and cricket.
My favourite football teams are: Everton, Norwich City, Wycombe Wanderers, Glasgow Rangers and Inter Milan.
My favourite racing drivers are: Jensen Button, Lewis Hamilton (finally, a Brit who is actually as good as Damon Hill, probably even better) and Mark Webber.

Favourite quotes:

Blakadder The Third:
Blackadder: Baldrick, Do you know what irony is?
Baldrick: Yeah, it's like goldy and bronzey, except it's made of iron.

All Grown Up:
Pangborn: I've been observing you Pickles, and I must say I find your behaviour distubing.
Dil: Tell me more!
Pangborn: This week I've noticed you eating exclusively green foods, hopping to class on one foot and wearing your clothes inside out. What does that tell you son?
Dil: That you have a lot of free time on your hands?

Phil: I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head?

Chuckie: Phil! We're trying to make the dogs bark, not summon some cows from Idaho!

Angelica: Summer school...Chuckie...Summer school...Chuckie (growls angrily) Chuckie!

Angelica: Guess I could put them in little outfits and make them serve punch.

Chuckie: I mean, it's Angelica! For all we know she could put us in little outfits and make us serve punch!

Transformers:
Galvatron: But that doesn't mean that I don't really hate you Rodimus...because I do.

Galvatron: Starscream! You are a dead mechanism!
Starscream's Ghost: Of course I'm dead!

The Simpsons:
Titania: You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to toss the drunk!
Duff Man: Duff Man, says a lot of things!

Duff Man: Oh! Duff Man, can't breathe!

Homer: MOO? Lenny, you were supposed to be an E!
Carl: You see what happens when you skip practice?

Homer: Well kids, you tried and you failed so the lesson here is to never try.

2DTV Series 3:
Prescott: All praise the Almighty One!
Blair: It wasn't just me! I mean, God helped a bit.
God: On second thoughts give the Firemen 40 per cent you insufferable little squirt!
Sets the Houses of Parliament back on fire
Prescott: Marshmallow anyone?

2DTV Series 4:
David Blaine: Fear not Uri, for the powers of he who is Blaine are with you. Yeild Saruman or I will...stay in this box for another 44 days.

Uri Geller: God Uri, your good.I KNEW I was going to say that! Uncanny. Time for supper. I KNEW I was going to say that too! Uncanny.

Jimmy Neutron:
Sheen: The scent of victory is pungant! (Sniffs his armpit) Or is that just me?

Sheen: Hey look at me! I'm head growing out the ground man!

Jimmy: I wish I knew, I've never felt this way before; I'm cold, clammy and confused. But the strange thing is...I think I actually like it.

Libby: Is that Eau de Almino Acid? Girl, you just brought us up here so you could flirt with Jimmy!

Sheen: She's a witch I tells you! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!

Cindy: Neutron is the best man? More like best nerd! I bet he'll look like a- (See's Jimmy in his suit) hunk muffin.