PothenaIsMyLife
 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I am a Daughter of Apollo or Athena. I am Divergent Fav youtuber: #DEARHUNTER or Jennxpenn Hi! Ok, so I'm not going to tell you my name, because the internet is a scary and dangerous place! You'll probably find it out somewhere in here, anyways.
Favorite Quotes!!! Fake people don't surprise me anymore. Loyal people do.- Anonymous Keep your head held high; God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.- Anonymous I am 97% sure you don't like me, but I'm 100% sure I don't care- Anonymous With great power... comes great need to take a nap- Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian I love you to the moon and back- have no idea It's simple... never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you- Anonymous Yes, I've made mistakes. Life didn't come with instructions.- Anonymous The only words you'll regret more than the ones untold, are the ones you use to intentionally hurt someone- Taylor Swift The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.-Charles Bukowski Some people just need a high- five. In the face. With a chair.- Anonymous Be the change you wish to see in the world.- Ghandi It's never to late to be who you might have been.- George Elliot. If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.- Johnny Depp Jesus is my savior, not my religion- Anonymous Your feelings so are important to write down, to capture, and to remember because today you're heartbroken, but tomorrow you'll be in love again.-Taylor Swift If your lucky enough to be different, don't ever change- Taylor Swift Damn stereotypes... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(I'm not fat, but I'm not a stick) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why chocolate isn't considered a vegetable, then copy this to your profile (er, chocolate isn't a vegetable? why not?) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!). If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste. If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are tired of politicians who ruin countries, copy and paste this into your profile. If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. Percy Jackson Ships(Canon and wish were canon) Pothena. (Poseidon x Athena) Percabeth Solangelo Thuke Caleo Jasper Hermes x Artemis Hades x Demeter Zera Apollo x Thalia Clarrise x Chris Tratie Connor x Oc I'll come back to this later... The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. 27 fanfiction commandments (The ones In bold are the ones I follow and like) 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.(I try to do this) 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.(If you need advice, it's ok) 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell? 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. Important; I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. Now the party is finally ending As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Add this to your profile if you think it's funny: Father:"You’re in big trouble, Miss!" Child: "I didn’t do anything!" Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!" Child: "It was an accident!" Father:"In the face...?" Child: "My foot slipped..." Father: "Five times?!" Child: ... If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16, LisaAbiona15( Lamia, The Spook, Larten Crepsley, Arra Sails, Artemis Fowl- he kind of lived again, but a clone is just not the same :( Spoiler alert!, Julius Root Aaaa WHY?, Raine Vinyaya :(:(:(. And Alice turned evil :( Sort of. That is it for now I suppose. I also have some characters that just are evil and I still like them; Opal Koboi- although she can be a bit too much, Queen Mab and Daine Enright. Yeah) PothenaIsMyLife (Luke, Leo(He came back, though), and Bianca are some of the many that have died, turned evil, or left) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, LisaAbiona15, PothenaIsMyLife If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. -If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. -Most of this is true. I have a crush, I've been to a dance and I had a good time, I don't have a Myspace, I do talk to my friends a lot on the phone, I've never been asked out, but the rest of this is true. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Mommy I am only 8 inches long Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . most o One more heart that was stopped. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you. FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can read this, repost this. If you can't read this, repost it anyway. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night... Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world. Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives. Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do. Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game. Daniel: What game? Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend. Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks... DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film . DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together. DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... . DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes. DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days) DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident. DAY 29: Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road. Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me... -20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine. Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel? Jasmine: Why yes? What happened? Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital. Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter. Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says: Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... . Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted: "Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!" Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day... Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. -God that's sad!!!! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate AND ICE CREAM too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- 9. You get to wear a white lab coat (Ooh La La) 10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets 9Aka a blender and toaster..) 11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS! OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!) 12. You get to wear creepy masks. 13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it. 14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret plushie collection. did I just say that out loud? 15. We get a vacation! Unlike the Jedi's! 16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black..) 17. We get to order our minions around! 18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests 19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it! 20. Sometimes we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials. 21. HOT BAD GUYS!!! 22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you. Cel or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide last night. (4/3/2014) She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them. She is dead now. I will miss you forever, my sister. I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel. Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying : Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Draph91, The Dead Can Live, Pertemis fan, GoddessOfArchitecture, xXBlazingBlueXx, PothenaIsMyLife YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Total:15 !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Q. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you: love to read and act crazy, FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY- You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher You aren't bipolar, you're an artist You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer You're not ADD you're an inventor You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian You're not autistic, you think outside the box You're not ADHD, you're a KID! Nico: Do I ever cross your mind? Will: No N: Do you like me? N: Would you live for me? W: No N: Choose-me or your life W: My life Now, tell me that isn't just the sweetest thing! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny till that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a fuck. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY: 1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." 2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" 5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" 6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy." 7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." 8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 9. "Damn, there go the lights again..." 10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them." 11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?" 12. "Ooooops!" Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you "Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca-" I didn't fall for him... When you find a real man... Him: What time should i ask to be home? Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. Girl: your amazing Boy: who do you like Guys are horrible creatures Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage. I love him, Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone. (Wait...Edward is LOVE?! I SHALL NEVER FALL IN LOVE EVER AGAIN!!!) I was sad when i found out that you were taken... They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo? Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. I didn't fall for you... You tripped me. We have a communication problem and I don't want to talk about it. Its hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but its even harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW! I wish they sold hearts at Walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shrug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess." Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly! He said "I love you" and i sneezed and said "Ohh sorry;; But I'm allergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t. Every time I walk pass you my words jumble into something stupid ...so I come out with something like...I like your phone...it's very small..(awkward silence) Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone. .heres to the guys that have losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. When life gives you lemons trade them for guys. Friends aren't suppose to be jealous A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. Girls don't make mistakes, we date them. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for Christmas If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. (TRUE!) I wear black because it blends well with my soul. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain. Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Would you like a cookie? So would I. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF! Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil. I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found. EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (OH, NO.) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (Ah. Good point!) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Girls Dear Yahoo, Dear 6, Dear Noah, Dear Impossible, Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? Person: Hola! Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish* Person: DUDE SLOW DOWN! DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET! Girl's status: *is now single* Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girl friend /: Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied (SO true. We learned in third grade. But they never bothered to teach us again!) God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Man: "So, want to go back to my place?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "I want to give myself to you." Percy Jackson Quotes!!! Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can. Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is funny? "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse) "Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse) "New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth) "You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse) "Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero) "There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse) "Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief) "See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"' (The Lightning Thief) Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it. Annabeth: Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. (The Lightning Thief) Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief) Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus? - Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters "Spouted facts all the time. So annoying." "I wish she was here." The others nodded. -Percy and Grover, (Titan's Curse) I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve." "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair." "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up." "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!" My name is sarah Child abuse... help stop it! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Help me color the sky. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. - Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. The trouble with life is there's no background music I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt "You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen Be insane- well behaved people never made history. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein "A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero "Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow." "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk, "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan) If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked. "I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" -Facebook If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! I found this really funny: Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916 Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843 Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916 Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901 Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988 You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead. You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too. You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon. "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." “A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. Percy taught me to find INNER STRENGTH and do what is right in the face of ADVERSITY. Nico taught me that it's never too late to COME BACK. Annabeth taught me everything I KNOW. Silena taught me to LOVE, always. Travis and Connor taught me to LAUGH even in the darkest of times. Zoe taught me to FIGHT TILL THE END. Leo taught me TO BE MYSELF. Piper taught me TO NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. Luke taught me TO SACRIFICE. Jason taught me LIBERTY. Will taught me ACCEPTANCE. Reyna taught me LEADERSHIP. Bianca taught me TO DO ANYTHING FOR MY SIBLING. Thalia taught me to NEVER GIVE IN. Clarrise taught me to SAVE THE DAY. Chris taught me to LOVE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOUGH. Coach Hedge taught me to BE CONCERNED. Hazel taught me to HAVE SOME CLASSFrank taught me to CHANGE. Hylla taught me A GIRL CAN DO ANYTHING A GUY CAN DO. Grover taught me to KEEP SEARCHING AND SPREAD THE WORD. Cecil taught me to MESS UP. Tyson taught me how to TRUST. Random Quiz Thingy!!j 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "On our team, we had Beckendorf and two other-" The Titan's Curse 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The View. My dad was watching it 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:03 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Got my chickens egg about a hour ago 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My computer 9. What are you wearing? Camo Shirt, black jeans, socks 10. Did you dream last night? I don't dream a lot. 11. When did you last laugh? While reading 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Stuff 13. Seen anything weird lately? Lots of weird stuff going on in my head, my dog peed on my snowman 14. What do you think of this quiz? Good 15. What is the last film you saw? Despicable Me 2 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd give a lot of money to my friends and to charity, then spend the rest on an iPad, a cell phone, and go on a huge shopping trip and buy whatever i want because i really don't feel like listing all the things i want to buy, cause there's a lot. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I still sleep with a stuffed animal I have dark brown hair that sticks out in weird places, and I am bad at getting homework done 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Remove Barack Obama from office 19. Do you like to dance? Yeah. 20. George Bush: A president 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Haven or Annabeth 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Malcolm or Christian 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I would rather stay in the U.S WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (This one's my favorite!) 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: (insert real name here) Alexandria 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle (Ummm, okay?) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Jack russle (COOL!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Carson Lombard 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ellaljol 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) : Blue Coke(Ironic...) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Llaorse (lay-orse) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Marie Bertram (Is Anthony a last name?) 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Jackson(I'm a girl...) 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): alexandria(I swear on the styx I used my elbow to do that) 1.Put your playlist on shuffle 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Fifteen- Taylor Swift WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Clockwork- Easton Corbin WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? American Saturday Night- Brad Paisley WHAT IS 22? Then- Brad Paisley WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Boys of Fall- Kenny Chesney. (My best friends are girls) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Numb- Usher WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Ronan- Taylor Swift (No one close to me as died yet) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley (I do not want to be a broken hearted, suicidal drunk) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Ain't Worth the Whiskey- Cole Swindell (Quite the opposite, actually) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Change- Taylor Swift (Okay, that's pretty good) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Cleaning This Gun- Rodney Atkins (I like shooting guns) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Never Grow Up- Taylor Swift WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Eyes Open- Taylor Swift; From the Hunger Games WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? You're Not Sorry- Taylor Swift (Boyfriend cheating, maybe? Not really) HOW WILL YOU DIE? A Thousand Years- Christina Perri; From Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (I hate Twilight, but I love this song) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? River Bank- Brad Paisley (I don't see how) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Trouble With Girls- Scotty McCreery WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Long Live- Taylor Swift (This makes me happy...Not sad) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Love Like Crazy- Lee Brice (Yes?) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Skyscraper- Demi Lovato
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? From Hillbilly Heaven to Honkey Tonk Hell- Kenny Chesney; George Jones; Tracy Lawrence WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Amnesia- 5 Seconds of Summer (That would suck!) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Kiss it Better- He is We (Murdering someone... I don't want to, though) Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) (\_/) Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough*(Guilty) Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: if you ever skip to the parts of BoO where Nico and Will interact Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. (A girl can dream right?) Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile. Six truths in life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =) If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile! You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!) You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this sight then?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yeah!) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book.(Definitely!) You quote random lines all the time.(Most of the time) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (That's a great idea! I know what to do during class now!) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (That is like, one of the most important part about brewing a Fangirl/boy!) You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :)) You've read a book more than five times. (Duh! I mean, HoH is like 500 and something pages long (I feel ashamed not to know the number :()) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yep!) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU!) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (At the moment Nico and Leo don't have girlfriends-does that count?) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!) I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. "The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Sammilovesbutterflies the-crazy-kit-kat Thalico-freak-99- nissi1216 Nico's Girlfriend1 PavLuvsPercyJackson PothenaIsMyLife 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7dontuseanypunctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. Greet all your friends with a tackle. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy. Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, fat pannda, Nico's Girlfiend1, PavLuvsPercyJackson, PothenaIsMyLife PJO quotes: "With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian "God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse "Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters "See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files "It's all right. We just had a family spat." "Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero "The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena "So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena "We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!" "Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book "Why do you need to gallop while you fly?" "Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book Put this in your profile Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE HOW MANY? THERE ARE 6 - no joke. The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously -.-") Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Your Godly Parent is... ZEUS You like being in charge. 4/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 7/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 3/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 6/10 ARES You often start fights. (Not full-on fights) 7/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. You're valedictorian in your class 8/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 6/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 3/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 4/10 HERMES You like pick pocketing your friends. 8/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 4/10 I'm a child of Athena or Apollo 20 Percy Jackson Questions 1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth! 2) Favorite guy character? Percy, Leo, Frank, Nico, Will, Grover, Chris, Luke (Not in order) 3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Hazel, Clarisse, Juniper, Thalia, Reyna 4) Favorite god? Poseidon 5) Favorite goddess? Athena 6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon then Hades 7) Is Luke hot? Yes 8) Would you join the Hunters? No 9) Archery or sword fighting? Both 10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging 11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hebe/Hypnos 12) Favorite book? The whole series! 13) Least favorite? None! 14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer. I would miss my family and friends 15) Favorite couple? Percabeth, Frazel, Caleo, Solangelo, Jasper, 16) Are you a demigod? Hades yeah I am! 17) Who would be your parent? Apollo or Athena. I took like 16 quizzes. It was half and half 18) Favorite minor character? I can't choose... 19) Ethan or Luke? Luke, but I like Ethan. 20) Favorite monsters? Ceberus, Mrs.'O Leary A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. For the record, 'your' means belonging to you. 'you're' means you are. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Orange If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your carcass off. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile. If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile. If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile. If you walk into freezer doors even when you tell yourself not to, talk to people who have long walked away, or manage to trip over air, paste this in your profile. If your best friends are fictional, paste this in your profile. If you're dating a fictional character, example: Tom Harris (I would say a PJO character or Alex, but I ship them all with people!), paste this in your profile. Most people are like slinkies: lousy good for nothings but tons-o-fun when you shove them down 3 flights of stairs. If you're one of the two percent of people who still love to rock and roll, paste this in you profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. KIWi's birthday is April 22 |
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