Title: Call It 'A Mother's Intuition'
Author: MalfoySlave
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping, and Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling.
Author's Note: XD This is actually stemmed from a dream I had that I decided would make a cute oneshot. Its just a bit of pointless semi-cuteness, nothing more. Spur of the moment, call it. (p.s. is this considered a "script" format? XD Oh well, if ff has a fit, they have a fit. Bleh.)
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"I think that was everything..."
"No."
"No? What else could the baby possibly need?"
"Our baby still needs a car, of course, Harry."
"A what?"
"A car."
"Our baby does not need a car, Dray. It hasn't even been born yet."
"So? It wants a car. It's asking for one."
"..."
"What? Is it so hard to believe that our child wants a car?"
"You can't possibly know that it "wants" a car."
"And why the hell not?"
"Well-... how could you know that our unborn baby wants a car?"
"Mother's intuition."
"Fine. But we're not buying a car."
"Harry, I want a car."
"You want a car, not the baby."
"My baby and I want a car."
"Our baby, you mean. And no car- we don't need a car."
"My baby, unless you buy us a car."
"Fine, your baby."
"..."
"Stop pouting. You know that doesn't work on me."
"Harry..."
"Draco, no-... wait, are you crying?"
"No."
"Yes, you are-"
"It's just hormones."
"..."
"..."
"Dray... don't cry..."
"..."
"All right… fine I'll buy you a car… it's not like we can't afford it, I suppose."
"Really?"
"…Yes."
"Thank you, love, but…"
"But?"
"But you know I can't drive."
"B-... then why the hell would you ask for a car?"
"Because it's amusing to see you give in to me, especially when you think you might actually win."
"I could have won."
"Right."
"Stop smirking at me. I really could have."
"I believe you, Harry."
"...Good. Let's go home."
"Can we stop for ice cream?"
"No. I bought you ice cream hardly an hour ago. We're going home."
"But...Harry, the baby wants ice cream again..."
Fin.
Author: MalfoySlave
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping, and Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK Rowling.
Author's Note: XD This is actually stemmed from a dream I had that I decided would make a cute oneshot. Its just a bit of pointless semi-cuteness, nothing more. Spur of the moment, call it. (p.s. is this considered a "script" format? XD Oh well, if ff has a fit, they have a fit. Bleh.)
"I think that was everything..."
"No."
"No? What else could the baby possibly need?"
"Our baby still needs a car, of course, Harry."
"A what?"
"A car."
"Our baby does not need a car, Dray. It hasn't even been born yet."
"So? It wants a car. It's asking for one."
"..."
"What? Is it so hard to believe that our child wants a car?"
"You can't possibly know that it "wants" a car."
"And why the hell not?"
"Well-... how could you know that our unborn baby wants a car?"
"Mother's intuition."
"Fine. But we're not buying a car."
"Harry, I want a car."
"You want a car, not the baby."
"My baby and I want a car."
"Our baby, you mean. And no car- we don't need a car."
"My baby, unless you buy us a car."
"Fine, your baby."
"..."
"Stop pouting. You know that doesn't work on me."
"Harry..."
"Draco, no-... wait, are you crying?"
"No."
"Yes, you are-"
"It's just hormones."
"..."
"..."
"Dray... don't cry..."
"..."
"All right… fine I'll buy you a car… it's not like we can't afford it, I suppose."
"Really?"
"…Yes."
"Thank you, love, but…"
"But?"
"But you know I can't drive."
"B-... then why the hell would you ask for a car?"
"Because it's amusing to see you give in to me, especially when you think you might actually win."
"I could have won."
"Right."
"Stop smirking at me. I really could have."
"I believe you, Harry."
"...Good. Let's go home."
"Can we stop for ice cream?"
"No. I bought you ice cream hardly an hour ago. We're going home."
"But...Harry, the baby wants ice cream again..."
Fin.