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 Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Star Wars, Brave New World, Criminal Minds, and 07-Ghost. Welcome! The majority of my time is spent on my livejournal where I tell stories about my otherwise mundane life. I post a lot, but my private entries are friend-locked. Just send a comment or message my way introducing yourself, and I'll add you! I also post my fanart, RPF, photography, and original art on there was well, all unlocked. Please visit my journal! Jones (lit. teacher) to the class: It's a story of a man who lost his nose, and then he went looking for it. What would you do if you lost your nose? UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER: WIPs: FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. | |||||||
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Convergence by Muircheartach reviews
Drake Foley, the senior drum major, and Ari Maybelle, a junior flute player, couldn't have less in common. Hoping to have a successful season, both are thrown into an unusual situation involving section drama, unconventional staff members, and unexpected additions. Marching band is hard enough, even without having to spend time with someone you don't like.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008
Consequences by Treenahasthaal reviews
A Father/son AU. What if Luke hadn't made it off the Death Star immediately following Kenobi's death?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,932 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Boba Fett
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,498 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Different Shades of Memory by Source of Silence reviews
Slash HPLV. Takes place after fourth year. The ritual Voldemort performed to get his body back has some unforseen side effects...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,415 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Price To Pay by Henry The HAP reviews
Yassen pulls Alex to safety after shooting Sayle, but what is the price Alex has to pay? Warning: MaleMale might contain noncon later !Alex is 14 years old!
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007
For the Love of Music! by mutantpenguins reviews
Edward Elric was really looking forward to the latest season of marching band... until he found out that he would be working next to Roy Mustang to lead the band. AU, Ed/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 5,884 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why One Ought to Daydream in Science Class by kz and the snazzy plotbunnies reviews
Here's the magic equation: take 1 Narnia geek and add said geek into Narnia, taking into account the variables of an arch nemesis, a best friend, and a crush coming along for the ride too. The result? Actiony things and insanity abound! Ed/OC. Sum inside.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
The Adventures of Hydrogen Bond by The Feral Candy Cane reviews
Formerly "Daydream Drabbles". Some chapters written by True Colours. All input welcome! Chapter 7: Normal Boy - Alex has a good day at school.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
What We Always Feared by Aimael reviews
Fears are not rational. If they were, we could prevent them and Boggarts wouldn't exist. -Oneshot collection, every chapter about a different character- DHspoilers. Slight mentions of child abuse in chapter nine. Updated very, very sporadically.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007
A Believer's Circle by Mjrn reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent out on a mission to investigate a cult and a strange string of murders. When they arrive they uncover clues that point to an unlikely source-Xanatos. Obi-Wan, in disguise, finds himself getting closer to the enemy. Xan x Obi. Discontinued
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,958 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Son of a Criminal Mastermind by LUCATONI reviews
A part of the past comes back to haunt a member of the team. A part of the past, that they wish never existed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006
Deceptions by Amrita Glittersong reviews
A few months after Geonosis, in a surprising turn of events, Dooku contacts ObiWan in hopes of meeting with him for negotiations. When Sidious arrives, things don't go as planned, and ObiWan ends up posing as something he never thought he would: A Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,522 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Obi-Wan K.
To Pendragon With Love by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX ONE-SHOT sequel to "Dear Pendragon"; Saint Dane X Bobby Pendragon; Slight language and minor adult themes XXX If only he had never written me that stupid letter. Then we would hate each other, and it would be the way everyone else wanted it to be.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Take A Breath by aLLiCaT225 reviews
Ian always gets what he wants, even if it means using another life as a negotiating tool. This time, that life is Riley's. Eventual Slash.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Sold by Transparent Existance reviews
He only wanted a gallon of milk, but he ended up in the wrong place, at the right time
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,919 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Drowning Lessons by PeculiarMadmoiselle reviews
[ReidCentric]After giving in to his addiction Reid and the team are assigned to a case at a boys boarding school where undercover investigation is needed and Reid is the only one right for the job. But can he handle it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 8,241 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Dear Pendragon by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
[ONESHOT] After the whole incident on Quillan, Bobby begins losing hope. It is then that he receives a letter from Saint Dane... A LOVE letter. [SaintDaneXBobby, smutty, SPOILERS]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Ecstasy by Archaeologist reviews
QuiGon Jinn has grown addicted to the Living Force in oh so many ways. A vampire QuiGon story.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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When You Shoot, I Think I Die reviews
By the fourth time Alex had been rescued, he was becoming slightly paranoid. Whomever had been helping him was able to find him every time, despite of the multiple disguises and backgrounds MI6 had assigned him. Yassen/Alex, Lyrics from P!AtD.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Alex's No Good Really Bad Day reviews
In which Alex is cloned and doesn't like it one bit. One-shot with a side of Alex/Tom and K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Bittersweet Affection reviews
After the Second Part of the Bishop's exam, the fight between Ayanami and Teito doesn't exactly go as planned and Teito ends up much furthur from the church than he planned. Ayanami/Teito Shonen Ai.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Teito K., Ayanami
Splatter reviews
Alex pulled himself away from the sight, the spatter of blood from the wall permanently imprinted in his mind. His vision was dotted like the pattern as he walked towards to door, resigning himself to sit outside – away from the corpse. Yassen/Alex Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Knock, Knock reviews
Coming our way was Snape-Man! We smiled pleasantly - and innocently - at him. “What are you four doing down here?” he demanded quite scarily. I bit my lip. “Uhhh... looking... for...” “We want to become Death Eaters!” Sarah cried. AU, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wishful Thinking reviews
The entire evening, Morgan had been sort of touchy-feely. Reid just sighed internally; there was no way Morgan could return his feelings. Morgan was just drunk as usual. Morgan/Reid Slash, One Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Musical Nightmare reviews
Alex has no idea about what he's getting into when he chooses band as his fine arts class. '"Do you have an instrument of choice?” Alex shook his head. Truthfully, he didn't care.' Unfortunately, his indifference will come back to haunt him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
The Most Fantastical Tale of the Future reviews
A very, very, very short tale about a scientist who befriends a girl who has been frozen in ice for 500 years. Class assingment during Brave New World study.
Brave New World - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Drawn To Revenge reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to: Anyone Can Be Capable of Love When what starts as a small revenge scheme turns into a plot controlled by Scorpia, will Ari and Alex be able to escape, or will they be pulled in over their heads with no hope of resurfacing? No Romance.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
All Quiet on the Wizard Front reviews
I wonder when we turned from being wizards and witches to being soldiers. The thought unsettles me, but I push it away and allow the familiar numbness to claim control. Warning: Lots of character death! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Movie Night reviews
One Shot. Alex and the characters from Stormbreaker decide to sit down and watch 'Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker.' They aren't too amused. In fact, that would the understatement of the century.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Christmas reviews
One-shot. They crept out to the banister over-looking the decorated family room. The Christmas tree stood tall in the corner, the lights on the bows providing all the light in the room other than a lamp and the lit fireplace. Ian and John's childhood!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Anyone Can Be Capable of Love reviews
REWRITTEN! What happens when Alex's friend's father turns out to be Yassen? And when she comes home, knowing the truth? Does Yassen really have a heart? Can Ari love him as a father, knowing what he is? NOT A ROMANCE! Completed with a sequel!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,868 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Term Paper reviews
One-Shot. When caught writing a false autobiography, Alex's literature teacher gives him the chance to rewrite it into an honest account of his life. Alex does just that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
When Fact Meets Fiction reviews
Three girls that love Star Wars are transported into it. Can they change the future with the knowledge they hold, or are the same events just too inevitable? Much silliness. Note: OOCness. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,610 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Trial By Error reviews
Ari is an outcast at the temple. When she is kidnapped by Sith, she is forced to bend to their will. Is there any hope of returning to her old life, or is the new one just too persistent?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Perfect reviews
One-Shot. Two very perfect spies go on a perfect mission. Rated for overextensive use of the word 'perfect.'
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Disquiet Doubts reviews
One-Shot. Hugo is finally at Hogwarts, but will he get into Gryffindor? Or will he disappoint his father? Poor Hugo worries too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
