Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!

Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP

Rose is supposed to be undergoing the trials but her life keeps getting in the way, her best friend Lissa has been kidnapped, her mentor and love Dimitri is still dueling between his duty and his love for her and then there's everything else...

The flock turned against Maximum Ride for good. Six years later, she is deadly mean, and nothing you've ever seen before. Can she ever return to who she was? T for violence. Complete!

AU. As a cure for Remy's cynicism towards love, her mom has entered her for a brand-new dating show, where there is a hundred thousand dollars up for grabs. And then, of course, there's Dexter, who as host will be pushing all the buttons.

Here I shall post a series of unconnected drabbles and short little oneshots. No idea what will end up being posted on this, hence the title. Chapter 9: "Betrayals"

You think you know them. You don't. A list of things unknown.

Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.

One Night. Just the Two of them. Rose and Dimitri Rated M for sexual content in later chapters. Please RR!

Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.

John Rider is back to protect his son. And six year old Alex Rider is in more danger than ever before.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.

All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R

Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!

The song that fits Josh and Reed's relationship. Full song. All lines are pulled from Private. Contains lines from books 1-5. Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis! R&R!

Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.

Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.

We are teenagers finding ourselves in a steadily darkening world. We are children and adults, confident and conflicted. We are Hogwarts, class of 1978. --Complete inside. NOTE: This story is undergoing rewrite. Please look at my profile for more info!

After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-

As insane as Jack was pregnant, she’s even worse in labor. Ben is still at her side, though, and Alex is still of no help at all. Sequel to ‘Pregnancy’, Part 3 of my Jack Daniels series. Rated for language.

Pre-Canon, and Canon, timeline. When Jack is sitting with Alex after he's shot, she remembers holding the hand of someone else who needed it, too. Dedicated to a guy named Glenn. Based off of a real event.

When Dwight brings a lightsaber to work, Jim can't help himself.

After being lured to Necropolis,the the fifth getekeeper slowly discovers who she really is.As Highspeed and Ashley struggle to find her,they learn more about themselves than they ever thought possible.

-"Without even noticing it, she has a dance all of her own going on and she isn't even on the dance floor." Oneshot, ZachCammie

A companion to my first story The Blue Banner, please R&R!

Westchester Prep: A whole new thing for the PC

One Shot. Alex and the characters from Stormbreaker decide to sit down and watch 'Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker.' They aren't too amused. In fact, that would the understatement of the century.

One-shot. They crept out to the banister over-looking the decorated family room. The Christmas tree stood tall in the corner, the lights on the bows providing all the light in the room other than a lamp and the lit fireplace. Ian and John's childhood!

Nudge needs a bra. This sets off a whole chain of unfortunate events, including lots of Faxness. Drama and idiocy occur. Romance, humor, jealousy, despair, Abercrombie, and Bizarrely Orange People are all included in this astonishingly odd fic by Sunny!

The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.

“Yeah, he gave his to Vanessa. You know..how you give girlfriends a letterman jacket?” Dan said, catching the soccer ball and sitting down next to Serena.

AU. One-shot. // There are people who live a life of lies. Enter Alex Rider. There are people who can handle a life of lies. Exit Alex Rider. •ℵ• They told him that he could kill if he hated a person enough. They were right. •ℵ• Character deaths.

How about you come in?" Fang asked in a seductive tone and pulled me into his room. This was going to be one loooong night. Don't worry, it's not that bad, just a lot of Fax. Please RnR!

One-Shot. When caught writing a false autobiography, Alex's literature teacher gives him the chance to rewrite it into an honest account of his life. Alex does just that.

“Last chance, Rider,” he said quietly. “Do you do what I tell you to, or do my boys get to have some fun?” -Oneshot-

Jack can get a little crazy when pregnant, and poor Ben takes most of it. And Alex is of absolutely no help at all. Bastard. Well, no - at least Alex can calm her down...when he wants to, anyway. Rating due to language. Part 2 of my Jack Daniels series.

Dimitri and Rose get in a practice session. A Vampire Academy Fanfiction.

A fun little one-shot about a banner on Myspace. Rated T for bad language. Please Rate and Review!

You all noticed those little, irritating things. Here's a list.

Songfic to Taylor Swift's 'Love Story'. Oneshot. Kind of a trailer for a Jack/Rose story I may publish soon. AU. JACK SURVIVES.

Gregory House has always been obsessed with the truth. That's why everyone, somewhere deep in their soul, wants to be like him. It's what makes him the very thing we wish to be: Fearless. Oneshot character study on why House is who he is

Drabble, WesMacy/ 'No way they could soar as high as I was.'

Some teens have problems with bulimia, some with anorexia. This teen’s disturbing eating problem is forced upon him by his parents. Will his parents’ odd diet result in his death?

After Emmett gets the 7th Harry Potter book, he realizes Rosalie doesn't like the books! *Gasp* Based on the Mugglenet fun list "120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter" CHAPTER 3 IS UP!

100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!

.:VAMPIRE ACADEMY FIC:. -One Shot- The first chapter of Vampire Academy from Dimitri's point of view.

Massie should not be alone. But sometimes things that shouldn't happen, do. Is back to a oneshot.

“I’ve read your letters to the fandom, and I am responding in our defense, and for our apologies. Please, hear me out – I think it’ll be worth it.” – signed, an Alex Rider fanfic author. A response fic to l8rg8r123’s fic ‘Dear Fanfiction Authors’.

Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!

Edward is a bitter actor playing Marius in the revival of Les Miserable. When Bella Swan, a popular singer, gets to play the part of Eponine, they meet and the world explodes! Okay, not really, but there is some drama. ALL HUMAN. R&R

This is a collection of scenes for each of the quotes of the day for Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.

MI6's teenage spy comes face-to-face with a dangerous assassin. AU. Sequel to Beware. Rating on the very safe side

One-Shot. Scorpia doesn't forget, and it does not, under any circumstances, forgive. Trying to help a frightened teenage girl will cost Alex his life.

Alex is sick and a few friends decide to cheer him up....but not without wanting something in return. Not slash. Get your minds out of the gutter! Oneshot.

She couldn't remember anything. At all. After the accident... it was just too hard. The PC in pieces, the BOCD scene's been neglected for four years. EPILOGUE IS UP! Rated T because I feel like it. R&R... make me smile.

Lily James Oneshot. Fluff, Slightly out of character, Strange and rambling but funny, i hope, and cute, i think. Don't let the title put you off : Read and Review! LJ forever! Happy Fanficcing :

Oneshot/ I thought Macy was crazy for believing she could fly. It takes me a while to realise that she already has. Macy running to Wes in Jason's POV.

"Hey," I said, trying to seem like another innocent boy who secretly wasn't a secret agent who had a legend. - One-shot and will stay a one-shot. Sorry.

LJ: do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Quick, clean and neat; Jack knows how to clean up after the men in her life --how she wishes she could have done more-- and she will take a strong hold and slice through this dementia; taking out the trash is her job, and hers alone. Drabble.

There are two clock towers in Mdina. One is slow. Sometimes five minutes is all you need to change the world.

Max, frustrated with life in general, wishes on a shooting star that she and her friends could just be normal for once. The next morning? Her wish comes true.

Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS

COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R

Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and sincerely hopes Snape never learns of its existence.

Draco FINALLY calls out the shippers.

James loves Lily. Lily doesn't love James. Remus likes Lucy. Lucy thinks Remus is a pillow. Sirius doesn't understand Rebecca. Rebecca likes to confuse Sirius. Seventh year told from inside Sirius' head!

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny fool around with some stolen Veritaserum, with interesting results. Please R&R. Implied [HG] and [RHr].

Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?

For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE

Jason's POV on the email Macy sent him... he isn't quite ready for I Love You's. ONESHOT

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

ONE-SHOT. My two cents on what I think happened after Scorpia. Spoilers for those who have not read Scorpia yet.

Fred and George consider a Christmas present soon to be given to someone special...one-shot for a challenge. Read and review, please!