LUCATONI
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Joined 08-19-06, id: 1117837, Profile Updated: 04-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds, and 21 Jump Street.

Never really writen a profile on myself before. Hmm. I don't know where to begin.

I live in Canada, and I am multi-linguel. I know French, I think you know that I know Enlgish, Italian, a bit of Spanish and I can (usually) read but not talk German. I love Italian food- I always have and I always will. I love soccer. It's probalby my fav. sport in the entire world. Loved the FIFA World Cup.

I love CM. It's my fav. tv show and I've made it a habit to tape the show so I can watch it until a new episode comes on. Loved watching the re-runs all summer. I also like to watch House, Law and Order Criminal Intent, and Numb3rs, though Lie to Me, Mentalist and Checkmate are all really good as well. My fav. is still CM, though I enjoy watching the older shows as well, like 21 Jumpstreet (go Johnny!) and the like.

I'm currently in love with the movie RANGO, though I don't know if it's my favourite. There are so many good ones that my fav. movie is tough to chose. I like RV, probably because it has Matthew Gray Gubler in it. I like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That was a great film. I like the Zorro movies. I like watching Bonanza re-runs on tv (not that I was even born when they started the series! Or ended it for that matter!) I'm obbessed with Johhny Depp, so I love most of his films. There are others, like the old-fashioned Clint Eastwood ones, but then again, it's Clint Eastwood. Tango and Cash is good...I'm going to stop now or I'll just keep going.

Big fan of Harry Potter, though I must admit that it was torturous to read the last book. My how torturous. Perhaps its because my fellow fanfictioners (which I believe I just made up) are much better at writing then a certain Ms. Rowling. That's both a compliment for my fellow writers and an insult for Ms. Rowling.

I love writing which is why I joined this site. Sometimes ideas just pop into my head and I like to write about them to see what other people think. I also like writing things that make other people think. It makes life interesting to see what exactly they think, see if they can come to the same or a different conclusion as I do.

I love the internet. I honestly don't know what I'd do if it wasn't for computers. Though technology seems to hate me, I love it.

When I grow up I want to get a degree in pyschology and criminology before becoming a lawyer. Or be a foreign diplomat, or do something else that is equally as cool. (When I grow up sounds like I'm like 6, which I'm not but...it works).

Anyways, I don't think I have anything else to say, so 2 last things.

Anyone catch what LUCATONI means? Or am I the only one that actually gets it?

Never stop writing. If there is one thing that I can teach you that I learned from life, it's to never give up a passion. Never. Keep writing, even if it's just to be read by the moon and the stars, never stop writing.

Best wishes my fellow fanfictioners.

Cosa Nostra!

Chow!

LUCATONI

Here are some quotes that I like:

I have great faith in fools--self-confidence my friends call it.

~~ Edger Allan Poe

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

~~ Edgar Allan Poe

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

~~ Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

~~ Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

~~ Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

~~ Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

~~ Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

~~ Mark Twain

Imagination is more important than knowledge...

~~ Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

~~ Albert Einstein

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

~~ Eleanor Roosevelt

That's it. Really this time. Not joking. I promise.

Chow.

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Into the Darkness of the LV Mob by SpiderKateCriminalMind reviews
Emily is back, but the lack of trust between Reid and the team finally gets to him, so he attempts drugs again. That is until he gets a job offer to be an undercover agent in Las Vegas. Only problem, he has to pose as a drug dealer! Reid-centric. My hard drive crashed. I have no more chapters I am willing to write for this. I am no longer interested in this story. I'm sorry.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,719 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidences? by EmmyR reviews
When Charlie Eppes visits and old friend in D.C., the trip quickly turns into a disaster. Will 2 agencies be able to work together and solve this crime?
Crossover - NCIS & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 84,382 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Agent Eppes by Nutcase62 reviews
Agent Eppes is kidnapped and held hostage as revenge for his work with the C.I.A. But Don never worked for the C.I.A., so who do these people think that they are holding hostage? Meanwhile, a maths professor is called in by the C.I.A. - to rescue his bro
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
The Curse Of The Missing Coffee Machine by pupeez4eva reviews
When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Doppelgang'ed by Interruption reviews
Reid is acting strangely. BAU team, meet Matthew Reid, 28-year-old terror. Rating for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Fate by Aly K reviews
It had felt good to save a child from a kidnapper, but I think it made us feel even more horrible about our inability to save Reid from one. Hotch's point of view.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2006 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
The Rise of Spencer by slery reviews
A young man suffering PTSD and head trauma learns to rise above his circumstances through the love and support of an unknown stranger.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,508 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Burn the Hope by Loony Dagda reviews
Neville has been declared the Boy Who Lived, but Harry's parents are still dead, and he's sent to live with the Dursleys. Come first year of Hogwarts, Draco meets the most interesting boy. Dark Slytherin Harry. All Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Each Other's Back by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
There's a missing code, and a missing mathematician, and a missing agent. Can the NCIS and FBI find them before it's too late? Story complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 11,016 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Brothers In Arms by StoryGal85 reviews
Don is faced with his greatest challenge when Charlie is kidnapped!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Flagged by Advialoth reviews
Don really should have thought about exactly what else Charlie does for a living before running his fingerprints...
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Charlie E. - Complete
Your Brother's Keeper by Eideann reviews
An unwelcome guest crashes dinner at the Eppes residence and tries to take Charlie away by force. Foiled by happenstance, will he come back for another try? Will the FBI be able to stop him if he does? What does he want? Rated for violence and language.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,267 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Charlie E., Don E.
Change of Perspective by princessella55 reviews
Harry is a genius who is used to get into a private school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
Impact and Convergences by kalirush reviews
A masked shooter walks into a classroom at CalSci and guns down a mathematics professor. Don will move heaven and earth to find the one who did it.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Good Friends by Ann Parker reviews
Criminal Minds/Numb3rs crossover. Reid decides to visit an old friend to help him deal with the fallout from Revelations. Can this friend help him decide what to do about his future?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - [Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid] [Charlie E., Amita R.] - Complete
Classified by Rhapsodista reviews
Charlie's in trouble, and Don and the team race to save him. Will they get him back alive? A brothers story. Rated for violence and some language.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Domino Effect by 00Zero00 reviews
AU, Charlie is kidnapped when he is nine in front of his big brother. If he had just taken Charlie's hand, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Charlie E., Don E.
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Little Less Murder, A Little More Mystery by Queen of Cliffies reviews
Don's baby brother was murdered when they were children...Charlie's family was murdered when he was 7. A tragic loss brings a family back together 23 years later and reopens a mystery.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Standoff by Serialgal reviews
Don, Charlie and the team are held hostage by a radical antigovernment group. Rated T for some violence and bad language. Episodic fic.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Drawn to revenge by Missing Fairy reviews
Something which happened during Hotch's SWAT days comes back to haunt him and Reid falls victim. Reid is captured and tortured in the hope he will break and kill himself like his captor's son did years ago.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Retribution by nebula99 reviews
[COMPLETE final chapter is up] Agent Hotchner's past returns to haunt him and those close to him. My first fic on here, so please read and review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,957 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Cipher by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
10 million people in L.A. Three government enforcement agencies. One coded message. Zero answers. Complete story.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,302 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
When it rains: Well, you know by dHALL reviews
A record breaking rainfall.A vicious vehicular assault.Two cars in the water.A terrifying situation for our favorite federal agent & his genius brother.But who was the real target? In the aftermath of the accident,can the team find out in time? COMPLETE
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
What's In a Name? by Eligent reviews
Reid comes back from a long sick leave with a new sense of confidence, which puts a strain on his relationship with Hotchner, leading Reid to question his place on the team. And it doesn't help that the current unsub is highly intelligent and uncatchable.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,139 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
FTO: Trust by 3rdgal reviews
Charlie is injured during an op. He wants to keep it from Don but Colby tries to convince him to tell Don. Fic to Order challenge.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Little Boy Lost by Eligent reviews
The team is called out to find a serial kidnapper and murderer who targets young boys. But how far will the unsub go to find out what the team knows about him? And how far will one agent go to save a lost boy?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
Reach Out and Touch Someone by FraidyCat reviews
One Long Night in a Convenience Store
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Blood Relations by dHALL reviews
Charlie learns all about Kevlar first hand. Don uses anger to mask his fears while Charlie faces his. And a quest for retribution may end Charlie's life before they get the chance to make amends. Completed.Revised slighly and errors corrected Sept'06
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Call of Duty by gothraven89 reviews
Don Epps had always though his baby brother was lousy at keeping secrets. Boy was he wrong. The NSA clearance wasn't the only thing Charlie's been hiding. AU and loving it. Conclusion up. Sequel in the works
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,575 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Charlie E. - Complete
Probability by Mapu reviews
Young Charlie isn't happy and using math finds a drastic solution to his problems
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Proving Ground by bree1387 reviews
A confrontation with a student has sinister consequences for Charlie as it threatens to end his relationship with Don, and his life. [Complete]
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Winter1066 reviews
Don, Charlie and Terry enter a bank only to find out it's being robbed.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
The Enemy Within by Alice I reviews
When Charlie turns up missing Don and the team, with the help of Jack Malone and Danny Taylor from NY start to search for him. As they unravel the last few days of Charlie's life, their search for him becomes a race to save his life. COMPLETE
Crossover - Without a Trace & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Jack M., Don E. - Complete
Encryptions by N'kala reviews
A simple consulting case turns into a matter of life and death for Charlie and Don.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,065 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
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Son of a Criminal Mastermind reviews
A part of the past comes back to haunt a member of the team. A part of the past, that they wish never existed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006
TJ reviews
When a new recruit with a hidden past joins Jumpstreet, can our team break down the wall that separates him from being human?
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
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