lesipiratecat here! lover of women, pirates, and cats! (hence the username, just in case you didnt get it heehee)

not much to be said about me... i'm 24 now though i forget how old i am all the time lol. i spend basically all my time fangirling over my shows, movies, and ships. i'm a homebody, though i am currently working at a store called Hot Topic (aka The Hot Topical if youre a SPN fan like me). what i lack in social skills, i make up for in movie and show quotes/facts, helpfulness, and honesty lol. if you want someone to comfort you by just being there and/or stay at home and have relaxing fun with, i'm your person. i have three cats (Axle, Brightheart, and Jethro), a leopard gecko (Joey), a dog (Tramp), and two rats (Ziva and Ziggy or Fat Rat and Gray Rat respectively as i like to call them lol). i'm always open to virtually talking to people so PM me if you want (: PS i update my profile all the time because i'm constantly watching new shows and movies or remembering how much i love old shows/movies and adding them to my faves lists as well as new ships to my armada lol

fave TV/Netflix shows: NCIS (though i'm SUPER pissed at them right now for writing Tony off), Victorious, Ned's Declassified (School Survival Guide), Avatar: the Last Airbender, That's 70's Show, South of Nowhere, Teen Titans, Friends, The Nanny, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, How I Met Your Mother, Rizzoli and Isles, Ghost Adventures, The Big Bang Theory, Conan, Law and Order: SVU, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Trek (all of the series but mostly TOS), Xena, Reba, As The World Turns, All My Children, Verbotene Liebe, Scorpion, pretty much any 90s Nickelodeon cartoon (Hey Arnold, Rugrats, etc.), Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Brain Games, Mythbusters, Charmed, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Invader Zim, Once Upon A Time, Merlin, Orange Is The New Black, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Agent Carter, Blindspot, Supergirl, Sirens, Lost Girl, Ridiculousness, The X-Files, Psych, The Flash, Galavant, American Horror Story (Asylum was my fave season though), Lip Sync Battle, Arrow, Legends of Tomorrow, No Tomorrow, Grace and Frankie, Paranormal Lockdown, Ghost Brothers, Ghosts of Shepardstown, Wynonna Earp, Rick and Morty, Fuller House, Santa Clarita Diet,

fave movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2, The Avengers 1 and 2, the Iron Man movies, the Captain America movies, the Thor movies, The Incredible Hulk (2008 version), Ant Man, Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Lion King, Finding Nemo, Tarzan, Hercules, Lilo and Stitch, The Incredibles, Aladdin, Toy Story, Wall-E, Zootopia, Beauty and the Beast (both versions), Treasure Planet, Maleficent, Moana- basically any Disney and Pixar movie, Anastasia, Balto, the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Ten Inch Hero, Miracle, Grease, RENT, Imagine Me and You, Bound, Were the World Mine, I Can't Think Straight, The World Unseen, Loving Annabelle, Tipping the Velvet, Fingersmith, Girltrash! All Night Long, Carol, Freeheld, Elena Undone, Gia, any Tim Burton movie (that man is a GENIUS) especially The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, and Sweeney Todd, The Woman in Black, all Harry Potter movies, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the Underworld movies, the Mummy movies (not including The Scorpion King; cool story i guess and The Rock is awesome but the movie was just bad. also not including the third one; honestly i didnt see it but it looked bad and as much as i love Maria Bello like why even bother having Evie if she wasnt gonna be portrayed by Rachel Weisz?), Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 1 and 2, the new Star Trek movies as well as the original series movies, Shrek, The Adams Family, Adams Family Values, Dark Shadows, Mean Girls, Kingsman The Secret Service, Book of Life, Die Hard, The Prince of Egypt, Remember the Titans,

fave fictional romantic ships (canon or not)(the * indicates an OTP and yes i have a lot):
NCIS: McNozzo (McGee and DiNozzo), *Tibbs (Tony and Gibbs), Tiva (Tony/Ziva), Zabby (Ziva and Abby), Jiva (Jenny and Ziva), Jibbs (Jenny and Gibbs), Tony/Jeanne, Gibbs/Borin, Gibbs/Shannon, McGee/Delilah
SVU: *Olivia/Alex, Olivia/Casey, Olivia/Amanda, Elliot/Kathy, Olivia/Tucker (it's somehow both super weird and super adorable lol)
Supernatural: *Destiel (Dean and Castiel), Samifer (Sam and Lucifer), Beanstiel (Benny, Dean, and Castiel; romantic threesome; go ahead and judge; no fu.cks given lol), Sam/Jessica, Megstiel (Meg and Castiel), *Jody/Donna (that's all Kim and Briana's fault lol)
Doctor Who: *11/River, *Amy/Rory, 10/Rose, 9/Rose, *Vastra/Jenny, the Doctor/the Master
Sherlock: *Johnlock (John and Sherlock) (i also ship them in the movies with RDJ and Jude Law; basically i ship them in any universe)
Once Upon A Time: *Swan Queen (Emma and Regina), *Rumbelle (Rumplestilskin and Belle), Snowing (Snow and Charming), Captain Charming (Hook and Charming), Dragon Queen (Regina and Maleficent), Frozen Swan (Emma and Elsa), Mulan and a female cauz this poor girl needs a girlfriend finally lol, Dark Swan Queen (Dark One Emma and Evil Queen Regina), Emma/Regina/Evil Queen (threesome)
Victorious: *Jori (Jade and Tori), Jade/Tori/Cat (threesome), Catrina (Cat and Trina), Cabbie (Cat and Robbie), Bat? whatever Beck/Cat is lol, Bandre (Beck and Andre), Reck (Robbie and Beck)
Rizzoli and Isles: *Rizzles (Jane and Maura)
Lost Girl: *Doccubus (Bo/Lauren), Dyson/Bo, Bo/Tamsin, Tamsin/Dyson, *Kenzi/Hale, BROTPs: Kenzi/Bo and Dyson/Hale
Scorpion: *Happy/Toby, Walter/Paige, Sly/Megan
Supergirl: *Supercat (Kara/Cat), Hank aka J'onn J'Jones/M'gann, Kara/Alex (also a BROTP), *Kara/Lena, *Alex/Maggie, *Kara/Mon-El
Blindspot: *Jeller (Jane/Weller), NOTP: Weller/Nas
iCarly: *Cam (Carly and Sam)
Big Bang: *Shamy (Sheldon and Amy), Leonard/Penny, Penny/Amy, Wolowitz/Raj, Leonard/Sheldon
HIMYM: *Marshmellow and Lilypad aka Marshall/Lily, *Barney/Robin, Ted/Barney, Ted/the Mother(Tracy), Marshall/Lily/Ted (threesome)
That's 70's Show: Donna/Eric, Eric/Hyde, Hyde/Jackie, Jackie/Fez, Fez/Kelso
SoN: *Spashley (Spencer and Ashley)
Merlin: *Merthur (Merlin/Arthur), Gwen/Morgana
Xena: *Xena/Gabrielle
Harry Potter: Hinny (Harry/Ginny), *Romione (Ron/Hermoine), *Drarry (Draco and Harry), *Seamus/Dean, Harry/Ron (also BROTP), Jilly (James and Lily), Snilly (Snape and Lily), James/Sirius, Sirius/Remus
ATWT: Luke/Reid, Luke/Noah
AMC: Bianca/Marissa, Bianca/Maggie
VL: *Chrolli (Christian/Oli), Carla/Stella, Rebecca/Marlene
Friends: *Monica/Chandler, Chandler/Joey, Rachel/Joey, Monica/Rachel, Rachel/Ross, Carol/Susan
MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe): *Stony (Iron Man aka Tony Stark/Captain America aka Steve Rogers), Stucky (Steve/Bucky), Tony/Pepper Potts, *Clintasha (Black Widow aka Natasha Romanov/Hawkeye aka Clint Barton), Steve/Peggy Carter, Tony/the Hulk aka Bruce Banner (also a BROTP; Science Bros!), *Thorki (Thor/Loki), Thor/Jane Foster, Phil Coulson/Steve, Nick Fury/Maria Hill, *FitzSimmons (Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons), Coulson/Melinda May, Skye now Daisy/May, Steve/Bucky/Falcon aka Sam Wilson, Bobbi/Hunter, Bruce/Betty, Spiderman aka Peter Parker/Gwen, Natasha/Bruce (after AoU i realized they kinda make sense together and would be a really cute couple), Peggy/Daniel Sousa, Peggy/Dr Jason Wilkes, BROTP: Peggy and Jarvis
The X-Files: *Mulder/Scully
Other: (from POTC) Will/Elizabeth, Will/Jack, Jack/Barbossa (also works as a BROTP), Davy Jones/Calypso, (from Maleficent) Maleficent/Aurora, Maleficent/Diuval, Diuval/Aurora, Maleficent/Aurora/Diuval (threesome), (from OZ) Keller/Beecher, (from Invader Zim) Zim/Dib, (from Rugrats) Tommy/Chuckie, Angelica/Susie, (from Hey Arnold) Arnold/Helga, Helga/Phoebe, (from OITNB) Alex/Piper, Poussey/Taystee, Piper/Stella, (from Girltrash) Daisy/Tyler, Misty/Colby, (from Teen Titans) *Raven/Starfire, (from Star Trek- both The Original Series and the reboot movies) *Kirk/Spock (from both TOS and the new movies), Kirk/Uhura/Spock (in which Spock is with both of them but Kirk and Uhura don't hook up with each other) and Scotty/Jaylah (from the new ST movies), (from Avatar: TLA) *Kataang (Aang/Katara), Katara/Zuko, Zuko/Mai, Zuko/Aang, Zokka/Suki, Zokka/Yue (the girl who became the moon spirit), Toph/Katara, (from Avatar: LoK) *Korrasmi (Korra/Asami), (from Psych) *Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter, (from HTTYD movies) *Snotlout/Fishlegs, *Hiccup/Astrid, Stoick/Gobber (also BROTP), and Stoick/Valka, *Harry/Eggsy (from Kingsmen), Grace/Frankie and Robert/Sol (from Grace and Frankie), Gaston/LeFou (from Beauty and the Beast), (from Wynonna Earp) *Wayhaught (Waverly and Nicole Haught) and Wynonna/Doc, Julius/Bertier (from Remember the Titans),

fave music: Dirty Heads, Flogging Molly, Linkin Park, Eminem, Shania Twain, Disturbed, Blue Man Group, Zac Brown Band, Pink, Cage the Elephant, Lady Antebellum, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Pauley Perrette, Michael Weatherly, Jensen Ackles, Liz Gillies, Ramones, Queen, AC/DC, Bon Jovi (he rocks! on occasion), The Rolling Stones, Styx, Prince, Mumford and Sons, Neon Trees, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Backstreet Boys, N*sync, Britney Spears, Gaelic Storm, The High Kings, Skrillex, Monstercat, Marilyn Manson, Florence and the Machine, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Metallica, AWOLNATION, Motorhead, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, The Donnas, Judas Priest, Twenty One Pilots, Fleetwood Mac, Kansas, Phil Collins, Genesis (with Phil Collins was better but i like Peter Gabriel too), Zebrahead, The Doors, Dragonforce, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Selena, Lyndsey Stirling, and more; classic rock mostly aka stuff that is older than i am lol. i dont really hate any music. though i'd prefer to not listen to pop-punk. my coworkers drive me crazy with all the pop-punk shit they listen to lol. and i'm always ready for a Disney songs sing-a-long lol

fave books: all the Warriors books by Erin Hunter, Age of Fire series by E.E. Knight, House of Night series by P.C. and Kristen Cast, Mercedes Thompson series by Patricia Briggs, Weird PA and NJ by Mark Moran and Mark Sceurman, pretty anything by Edgar Allen Po, Keeping You A Secret, Luna, Rage, and Pretend You Love Me by Julie Anne Peters, the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, Unbearable Lightness by Portia De Rossi, anything by Shamim Sarif, Feral Warriors series by Pamela Palmer, H.P. Lovecraft, Into This River I Drown by TJ Klune, Branded Ann by Merry Shannon, Fingersmith and Tipping the Velvet by Sara Waters, Beast by Donna Jo Napoli, the Midnight Liaisons series by Jessica Sims, Everafter series by Nell Stark and Trinity Tam, the Midnight Hunters series by LL Raand, all the dragon-centered books by Daniel Arenson, Family Don't End In Blood, and A LOT more

misc. faves: my cat Jethro, Dubstep (idc what anyone says! i like it!), Smartfood popcorn, Goldfish, Cheese NIPS (not Cheese ITS lol), Oreos/cookies, funnel cake, buttered pasta, potato chips, french fries, basically any form a potato can take as long as it's not a sweet potato, waffles/breakfast foods that aren't meat, Starbursts, Skittles, Reese's peanut butter cups, Fruit Roll-Ups/By The Foot, basically any candy that doesnt have nuts, caramel, or coconut, Kingdom Hearts I and II, the supernatural and paranormal, laughing, writing, coloring, embracing my inner child and adventure junkie, roller coasters, sleeping, nighttime, animals, nature, the beach, warm weather and sunshine, thunderstorms (even though my baby boy Jethro is afraid of them), loud music (especially while driving and speaking of driving...), fast driving, singing in the shower, pirates, dressing as a pirate, dressing as a zombie, Halloween, The Hillywood Show especially their Supernatural and Sherlock parodies, cursing (i have a sailor mouth lol)

#NotMyPresident #FuckTrump #FuckPence i'm horrified that this happened. "women for trump" and "gays for trump" is like saying "rodents for rodent-traps" or "dinosaurs for that giant asteroid", like i just don't understand. the people chose Hillary, the government chose Trump (barely, but we did) and if that doesn't just sum up how shitty our government is then idk what does.

idc where you're from, what color your skin is, what your religion is, what your sexuality is, if you were born as the wrong gender or don't identify as male or female, if you're disabled, whatever, i love and will protect you. trump, pence, their government, and the nearly-half of the country that voted for them do not speak for me

R.I.P. Kellie She was my first pet/cat, but she was so much more than that. She was my baby, my cat-child, my sister, my best friend, a soulmate, my other half. She will always be in my heart; i will never get over losing her. I know she's waiting for me somewhere in the afterlife. Her eyes will light up, she'll run at me and purr like crazy when i wrap her in my arms, just as she did in this life... I love you my precious Kellie. Always.