Disclaimer: Do not own HIMYM or any of the character...just like to borrow them from time to time :).

Back by popular demand, another segment for "The Rainy Day". Here's how the others find out about Barney and Ted.

(Warning some Robin bashing. Don't like, don't read.)

Marshal walked into his apartment whistling. It was a completely normal day. He'd worked at the law firm, eaten at his favorite burger shop and now he was going to relax on the couch. Lily and he had planned a date but she had an emergency teacher conference and would be out most of the evening. As much as he loved his fiancé and loved their dates he was looking forward to having an evening to veg. Maybe he could convince Ted to play a video game or two.

Yawning he walked in the apartment and set his briefcase down. "Food for my belly, delicious food into my beeellly." He sang under his breath, grabbing the last pop-tart and tossing the box back in the cupboard. Shoving half of one of the pastries in his mouth he moved back into the living room and headed for his door. He stopped suddenly when he heard a thump. Looking around confused he waited. THUMP. There it was again. He cocked his head confused, it seemed like it was coming from Ted's room. Then his eyes widened. Ted was getting mugged! He ran into his room to the closet and whipped out his baseball bat. He was so glad he'd kept it. He'd told Ted this could happen. Marshal ran across the living room and slid listening at the door.

"Ah-please...please." He heard Ted beg quietly before hearing another thump. Oh no way was anyone hurting his best friend. He stood back and kicked the door in, jumping in with the bat raised.

"BACK AWAY FROM THE GEEK!" As he yelled his eyes focused into the dark room. He blinked at what he saw jaw dropping.

Ted stared up at him in shock, his arms were wrapped around someone who lay on top of him. Marshal's eyes wandered up the toned back...definitely male and landed on...

"BARNEY? TED?" He sputtered out. He realized they were both naked and while their shame was covered by the blanket he could tell very easily that Barney was well he was...sheathed in his best friend who... Marshal dropped his bat and covered his eyes turning to run out of the room. He hit the wall once but continued out of the apartment and down the stairs.

"LIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLYYYYYY!"

Ted looked at Barney. "You owe me fifty bucks, I so said that Marshal would walk in on us first." Barney smirked and rolled his hips, causing Ted to moan in pleasure as his sweet spot was hit.

"Double or nothing I can make you forget I owe you money."

"Oh you are on." Ted said as he pulled his lover close tasting the inside of his mouth and moaning as Barney began to move in him again.

"So anyway Marshal walked in on us, and stared for like five minutes. I was starting to think he wanted to join in on the action. OW!" Ted yelped as Lily kicked him under the table." Just kidding jeez. Anyway he covers his eyes, runs into the wall before heading out of the building screaming for Lily. I swear half the city heard him. Anyway I so called that he would be the one to walk in on us first."

Marshal laughed at the story, after ranting to Lily about how scarred he was seeing the two men naked, even when she gently reminded him he'd only seen their torso's which he'd seen during many hot summers, they had all met at the bar so the news could officially be shared with everyone.

"We just wanted to be sure it was going to work before we told anyone." Had been the boys response when questioned thoroughly about why Lily hadn't known the second they'd gotten together.

They were gathered around the table laughing when Ted suddenly turned to Barney and grabbed his hand.

"By the way my darling. YOu owe me a hundred dollars." He turned to explain. "Fifty for saying Robin would be the first to walk in not Marshal."

Robin rolled her eyes. "Yea like I'd go near Ted's room especially if I heard thumping." They all looked pointedly at Marshal who shrugged taking another gulp of beer. "The other fifty for thinking that the move with you tongue in my..."

Before he could finish his sentence Marshal went white and jumped up. "I'm TRAUMATIZED DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT! MOOOOMMMMY!" He yelled running from MacLaren's.

"...mouth." Snicker. "And that's another fifty for getting him to run away screaming again."

Barney handed him the money good-naturedly before pulling him in for a deep kiss.

Marshals reaction had definitely been Legen-WAIT FOR IT-dary!