Author has written 1 story for Bleach. So that everyone knows, this is a 2 person account. So if someone posts a comment or has a question for us, they might get 2 different responses. So my name's Lyn. I'm 18 and a compleate freak. I tend to watch a lot of anime, read some manga (usually yaoi) and play a lot of video games. I'm currently replaying .Hack//G.U, Suikoden 3,4,and 5 and Persona 3Fes and 4. And I'm currently playing FF13, Dragon Age Origins, and Magna Carta: Tears of Blood. Just finnished reading the MAze Runner series. When I'm not watching anime, reading manga or playing video games, I'm usually reading what ever the hell I want, wrighting, and watching tv. You are a Dramatic Uke! You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape. Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme Intense, untrusting, and with a flair for dark drama, the Dramatic Uke experiences the world on a different level than most. Creative and deep feeling, they are experts at human emotion, and can see right through to your real motives and weakness. However, they are ruled by their own thoughts and emotions, sometimes too much. As they cannot escape the darkness within their soul, they find themselves subconsciously drawing in the Sadistic Seme - the only one who can make them forget... Other common traits of the Dramatic Uke personality include being: intelligent, suspicious, manipulative, sensual, and secretive. The Dramatic Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations: Japanese Element: Fire (Ahh, so true) Chinese Zodiac: Snake (More like a wolf) Color: Deep Purple (Not a bad color.) Fruit: Peaches (Nasty stuff. Strawberries more like it) Dessert: Chocolate Lava Cake (Yumm~) Theme Song: Muma - The Nightmare by BUCK-TICK (WTF? The Murderer by Alesana FTW!) I am the second person to this account, my name is Moe, as my friend said I like playing video games and watching anime, I'm completely werid and yes I have been told this many times. I'm playing at the moment disaega 3 still to fully complete it. I watch a lot of different anime. I do parkour too. I'm usually doing my own thing when I'm not hanging out with friends or watching anime or playing games, and I'm 18 btw. You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual. The Don't Fuck With Me Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations: Japanese Element: Earth Chinese Zodiac: Ox Color: Steel Fruit: Grapes Dessert: Dark Chocolate Brownies Theme Song: Countdown by Hyde You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. ~Took this from Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo's Profile~ The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world: 1. Yaoi is guy on guy. 2. Yuri is girl on girl. 3. Hentai is your normal pairing. 4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'. 5. Just because you read it doesn't mean you’re gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!) 6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai! 7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! (Believe me, I’ve looked!) 8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it? 9. Seriously, get over it! 10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!!! About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. You know you're obsessed with anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday. 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. 19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. 29. You cosplay daily. 30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters Make A Sentence: 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because I’m sexy like that Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about ENDURANCE. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. When I was young, I used to pray to God for a bike...then I realized God doesn't work that way, so I just stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? We’ll get along fine as soon as you realize I’m God. I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing? Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up. Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! You always get what’s coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died On those restaurant signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you? I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. When in doubt, make words up! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Remember When…: getting high meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? when mom was your hero? and dad was the boy you were gonna marry? when your worst enemies were your siblings? and race issues were about who ran the fastest? when WAR was a card game? and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? If you agree copy this to your profile. You know when you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. |
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