Author has written 14 stories for Kim Possible, Suite Life series, My Little Pony, Mercenaries, and Black. About me: Hi I'm Doug I live in San Bruno California if anybody doesn't know where that is go to Youtube and type in San Bruno Fire, it happened .75 miles (3/4 of a mile) from where I live, sadly I lost three friends in the fire. about my new profile picture that is my cousin and her boyfriend and yeah I'm 21 in the picture (my cousin is the girl) my DOB is 10/20/1991 I have a "Facebook" which I'm Highly addicted to sad but true, I love writing fanfictions more than college essays (for the no kidding reasons). http://www.facebook.com/doug.paganelli Favorite shows Kim Possible The Suite Life Series Battle 360 To all Navy, and Marine Vets who served in the Pacific during WW2 thank you so much for all of your sacrifices that you made Patton 360 Same as above but Europe guys for this and all other war shows Favorite Movies Patton Death Wish 1,2,3 (those are the only ones I've seen) and a lot of others Favorite Music Disturbed Three Days Grace Hinder Avenged Sevenfold and many others Things that can annoy me on Fanfiction writers who don't have their private Messaging on People who write stories in which Kim and Ron break up (Sentinel103 you are excused in this because of what happened in your series of stories) also if people review a story please let the writer know if you do or don't have your private messaging on so they can reply to your review message If anybody has a facebook look me up my real full name is Doug Paganelli and I'll be sure to add you as a friend but please make sure that you also put your pen name so I'll know who you are Youtube account name is BurlingamePanther1 I have some videos that I like and have clicked favorite on and commented on as well so it's pretty easy to find me If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm FAT, so I must LOVE to EAT. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (But I'm a guy too!) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I live in a RURAL area, so I MUST be dumb. I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist. I'm from the SOUTH, so I must be IGNORANT I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. 16 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy". 7. Dont use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go." 10. Sing Along at the Opera. 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16. Send this to your friends to make them smile. It's called therapy. I'm bad and that's good, I will never be good, and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be than me!-Wreck-It-Ralph |